Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread October 22-26, 2012

[Chob]

"All my work is done for me."

[milkman]

Speaking of crap television, apparently WWE was talking to the Honey Boo Boo family about doing something. If that goes through I hope the crowd boos them the fuck out of the building.

SJ will be all over it..next thing you know he will be wearing Honey Boo Boo tights playing with Honey Boo Boo dolls!

[milkman]

What? Rick doesn't know who Roberto Duran is? Wow!

[ch3cooh]

Roberto "no mas" Duran? Really Rick?

[Thanos]

Coming this Christmas from Gumbo Toys - It's the HONEY BOO BOO DOLL! Pull the string on her back to hear Honey Boo Boo say her most popular phrases, like "Gimme mah GOGO Juice!" and "ajklhnkl;ajnsdkljnfa!" Take Honey Boo Boo to the potty and watch her make a Honey Poo Poo! Cook up a warm bowl of SKETTY (TM) in the Honey Boo Boo Kitchen (sold separately) and make momma proud! The amount of fun you can have with Honey Boo Boo is only limited by your imagination (of which you probably have none if you're buying this). Buy yours now!


Warning: Loss of mental capacity and inability to think for yourself, breathe, walk, use the bathroom, control your own bowels, enjoy the taste of water, know right from wrong, hear voices, be able to smell your own poop, understand simple mathematics and cut your own fingernails is a potential risk if playing with the Honey Boo Boo doll.

[Chob]

I read that in the Manson voice. I challenge you to not.

[Thanos]

I read that in the Manson voice. I challenge you to not.

It's exactly how I heard it in my head when I wrote it!

[Chob]

Man, bitches go crazy when they can't get enough Rick.

[NeTaS]

I know - I'm a damn weirdo right? I've got asthma, so I've never even tried smoking a cigarette. Plus, my parents both smoked, so I've always been heavily put off by it.

Weed helps asthma,not the same as cigarettes

[RS]

The Polish Hammer!

[milkman]

Thanos..SJ will be all over that..order like 3!

[Chob]

Before you know it, little Rick will be running around yelling about the welfare state when someone asks him to share toys with the other kids.

[NeTaS]

also all these dude with the kush shizz,kush is a mountain range in afghanistan

[milkman]

Not sure why this Boy Scout shit is big news. Anyone who's head hasn't been buried in sand knows there are pedos involved in it. Just as in any organization with kids. It's inevitable, just as a monkey will rip someones face off!

[Chob]

I'd be leery of any organization for kids with the title "Weeblos."