Bubba the Love Sponge listening thread October 15-19, 2012

[milkman]

Seriously, who gives a flying fuck about these waitresses at Wing House. Shitty!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

This is boring

[milkman]

Only Bubba would think the lives of 2 fuckin waitresses is content!

[BlindLawrence]

Chaz must be a happy man now, good for him.

<mutters> Lucky bastard.

[milkman]

This is fuckin pathetic. OFF!

[Thanos]

I found the comments of one of these waitresses earlier to be highly insightful. I'll paraphrase.

Bubba: "Did you have sex with him?"
Insignificant Cum Dumpster: "No"
Bubba: "Why not?"
Insignificant Cum Dumpster: "He didn't have his wallet."

That says it all right there. No cash, no ass - the average mentality of a modern pop-culture obsessed woman.

[Thanos]

Good girls Bubba? Humph! And this is why all of your relationships fail. You have poor taste in women.

[milkman]

But Nikki is the real deal Thanos! I mean come on, he met her at a strip club for a 12 boobs of Christmas gimmick. How much more of a real chick can he meet!

I do have to say, likin the new AC/DC open and close! That Hendrix deal was way over due to be replaced.

[Thanos]

What does Nikki even look like? Is she the typical stripper?

[milkman]

No idea man..I don't think she was a stripper, she was one of the ones trying to win tits, and he met her there about 10 yrs ago at a strip club near Atlanta or sumthin. Or prolly more south of Atlanta in Ga, from the J Ville area.

[milkman]

Drew time!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

What does Nikki even look like? Is she the typical stripper?

On the right

[SJ]

On the right

please tell me that's a dude on the left

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Im not sure man

[NeTaS]

"Rain sucks" that is all