Like my new tat?

[Hank]

Stuff around here? Need help?

[SJ]

thanks for the offer, but it's all script shit really... know how to program a drop down registration bar for the main log in? lol

[SJ]

fuck I even know how to do it, just not where to put it.. lol

that's what she said

[Hank]

Uh, yeah duh...who doesn't?...lol

[SJ]

they have a robot that can cook an omelet?

[Hank]

fuck I even know how to do it, just not where to put it.. lol

that's what she said

I'm pretty sure it goes in the small brown one...lol Just at least spit on it first.

[SJ]

the ole spit and push eh?

[Hank]

You know it, is there any other way...Other wise you have to ask her if it's alright, lol.

[SJ]

not attempting it with mine.. I know my limitations.. I hate black eyes

[Hank]

It's the best if you can bamboozle them into it...lol

[SJ]

I used to care about shit like that, now I just worry about finding new porn

[Hank]

redtube is good, lot's of categories. Or you could pull out and launch on her face, that is guarenteed to get heat...lmao

[SJ]

yeah or youporn.. I still my dvd's though

[SJ]

eye shot by accident - stung for days.. (her not me) so that's a no go.. I actually felt bad it looked painul

[Hank]

I've done that but I didn't feel bad...I found it hard not to laugh...she held out the puss for a week but it was 'punishment' for her as well so she gave in...lmao, looking back that was really funny