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It's STING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's STING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COD -
*his opponent - making his way to the ring now, hailing from the Frigid Wastelands of the Amazing North........... accompanied by Team Mother Canucker............ Mr Silence Himself - the man that pays my salary and gets me poon on the weekends - SILENT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!*
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*I'm Tony Shiovane, joined as always by Mike Tenay.... tonight's CPV is brought to you by Freshballs - official sponsor of KBW, Freshballs - cause when she goes down - you only want her to gag when your about to finish*CODComment
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*the following matchup has a 20 chop limit.... pinfalls count anywhere except in the rafters...*
*Oh what's this Mike? I think our boss has something he would like to say before the bell rings*CODComment
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Sting - I don't like you in my rafters and I'm going to put an end to you stealing hot dogs and popcorn from my concession stands while no one is looking.... I found your makeup all over my shower the other day - and your pubes clogged up my drain you hairy fucking gorilla - seriously what the fuck happened in there? Did you and a werewolf get into a back shaving competition? I'm throwing you right outta this building Sting! 
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and there's the bell tony, this match is under way! oh and SJ is immediately taking off his belt and going after Sting!CODComment
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How do you like that Sting? huh? STAY OUTTA MY POPCORN STING! 
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whoa is that bitch spreading in the crowd? 
*Oh my - SJ has just thrown Sting to the mat - he's a lifeless mess... AND SJ IS LOOKING AT GIRLS IN THE CROWD *CODComment
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*SJ has thrown Sting outside the ring so he can get closer to the girl in the audience!*CODComment
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OH nevermind it's that chick with the smelly pussy I once did in the back of that Taco bell bathroom
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I know I'm wrestling Sting right now Miss - but I was just wondering if you had the stinky pussy? You uh... ever get rid of that trashbag smell? 
*Oh my the balls on our boss SJ - He is actually asking a fan if her pussy still stinks! - While he wrestles - what a guy!*
* You know Mike - some people would say he's a talented multi-tasker - others just say he's a lazy ass stoner*CODComment
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Don't forget oily fag...most of us call him that!!
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*OH MY GAWD WHAT A DEVASTATING BLOW! SJ JUST PICKED UP STING AND ATOMIC DROPPED HIM RIGHT ON THE CONCRETE!*
*Sting has to be feeling that in the legs Mike, This is the greatest night in the history of our sport you know*CODComment
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*WAIT A MINUTE - HOLD ON A SECOND TONY - WHO IS THAT COMING DOWN TO RINGSIDE?*CODComment
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