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[Spaz]

This has been a great match and cant wait for black Hogan to give his retrospective spin on it ..
omg again Phats has reversed again and is going for his patented finishing move the COCK TWISTER !!!! IF HE GETS IT MMDMM IS DONE !!!!!

[milkman]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Spaz]

pHATS MOVES FOR THE PIN CAUSE HE COULD'NT FIND THE MMDMM's dong to twisthim out so the pin it is ..........OR IS HEE JUST TRYING TO EAR FUCK THE MMDMM this could be the end !!! 1..........2............

[Spaz]

Then just when you thought it was lights out the MMDMM pulls foreign object from his tights and hits Phats and has turned this thing around.....

[Spaz]

This is incredible the lights went off here at KBW and the MMDMM has dispatched of Phats and has already put back on his clothes!!..

[SJ]

KBW OFFICIAL RECORDS

Boardwide Heavyweight Champion - Ravishing Spazreed Rude aka Spazreed Styles aka BIG Rippah

InterForum TV Champion - Silent Jesus aka Silencio Del Heyzeus aka General BushDoctah

Boardwide Tag Team Champions - Phatstreets aka the American Neck & Mugsy Giant aka Giant Mugsy aka Mugsy the Magnificent.

TitsorGTFO Ladies Champion - Daffney

General Commissioner and secondary booker - Chob aka the Chob Lobster aka Chobster aka The Lochness Chobber.

KBW LOCKER ROOM:

Million Dollar Milkman
CM Punkmuncher
Phatstreets
Mugsy Giant
SJ
Oldschool Sting (no crow makeup)
Black Hogan
__________ Chob's Mystery Wrestler
Luna
Daffney
Awesome Dong (please note that this is NOT awesome Kong)
Awesome Kong (please note that this IS Awesome Kong)


KBW Managers:

Bobby The Brain Heenan
Jim "I wanna play tennis now" Cornette
Magnum TA
Stevie Ray (Booker T's Brother)


please note that this list may change or be updated at any time - check back for changes!

[Spaz]

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to KBW wrastlefest tonight the main event ,Mugsy the Giant vs immortal Hulk fucking hogan!
If you remember our last broad cast the commish SJ laid down some serious threats towards thr Giant.yes i do and he said he had a whole locker room full of guys he would use.Do you think he would really do that ?theres no telling with that crazy canuck

[SJ]

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to KBW wrastlefest tonight the main event ,Mugsy the Giant vs immortal Hulk fucking hogan!
If you remember our last broad cast the commish SJ laid down some serious threats towards thr Giant.yes i do and he said he had a whole locker room full of guys he would use.Do you think he would really do that ?theres no telling with that crazy canuck

this is relevant to my interests, proceed

:ironfist:

[SJ]

hey what kind of wcw fucking ROH type production you running starting ten minutes late?

jobber

[Spaz]

Well here we go Hogan is in the ring and here comes Mugsy accompanied by the brainman he must have quite the brain to hes managing the Giant

[SJ]

start the match

we want hootie clap clap clap clap clap
we want hootie clap clap clap clap clap
we want hootie clap clap clap clap clap

[Mugsy]

Well here we go Hogan is in the ring and here comes Mugsy accompanied by the brainman he must have quite the brain to hes managing the Giant

I is UNBEATABLE!!!!

[Spaz]

There he goes entering the ring ,Man hes a big son of a bitch !!!!I hear he gets the rat whores here and slides it in soft lets it get hard just to listen to their bones crack

[Mugsy]

There he goes entering the ring ,Man hes a big son of a bitch !!!!I hear he gets the rat whores here and slides it in soft lets it get hard just to listen to their bones crack

[Spaz]

WHOA WAIT A SECOND LOOK AT WHAT THE CAMERAS ARE GETTING BACK STAGE HERE,
THERES SOME ONE ,AND HES LOCKING THE GATE SO THE CHAMP CAN'T GET TO THE RING
IS THAT ?COULD IT BE? SJ ?