ITT: Texts From Last Night

[SJ]

(401): just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
(1-401): tie

[SJ]

(970): Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....

[SJ]

(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?

[SJ]

(760): Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.