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(616): i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
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(917): I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
(740): enter at your own riskOriginally posted by FishMuskysComment
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(614): So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
(1-614): ...yea
(614): She's valid.Originally posted by FishMuskysComment
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(614): Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?Originally posted by FishMuskysComment
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(405): I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
(614): handstands? WTF?
(405): she was a gymnast
(614): go to hell.
(614): ...is it true? will i see you next weekend
(248): YES.
(614): ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
(614): shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
THANK YOU D for the link, and the luls.
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Ya welcome, Mugs... lolol... I'm sure I'll get over the lulz eventually but for right now, the fuckin' site killz me. LMAO @ "negative 2 inches"
haha.
(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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(440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
(330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
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(330): i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-
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(440): Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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Ohio people are fucked up lololol(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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(248): thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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(210): I just want to hang out with her.
(916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.CODComment
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(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.CODComment
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(618): do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
*I do and it was bloody fucking murder.... like hours for one pic...CODComment
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(303): erin looks like she hung out with the sham guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
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(484): I just spent $27 on things to pee on.CODComment
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(631): meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
(516): wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
(631): aww shit wrong text.CODComment
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