ITT: Texts From Last Night

[SJ]

All Credit to Deb for showing us this site

http://textsfromlastnight.com

post up your best findings..(you can also search for your own local area code to see what people around you are textin...)

[SJ]

(678): And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim

[SJ]

(717): dude, she has braces
(240): i meant the dude w the ponytail.
(717): i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.

[SJ]

(618): its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

[SJ]

(603): i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
(508): yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night

[SJ]

(248): windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
(630): no, it is just poor

[SJ]

(416): dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
(647): well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

[SJ]

(416): moral of the story ? theme parties + no morning after clothes= never again
. . . i just met his father in a bumblebee costume

[SJ]

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

[SJ]

(914): ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
(773): jesus mom

[kali]

(516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

[kali]

(301): My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.

Anonymous said...

...Cheech and Chong. They ended up smoking the dogshit.

[DFender]

LMAO - I luff that site

[DFender]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

(216): he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
(513): so is it as big as he says?
(216): he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

[Mugsy]

(740): worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.