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jump mofo!!!
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if aggregated means with a weapon - what does armed robbery mean?CODComment
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I can see Milk driving across the bridge honking trying to scare the guy and make him fall and chanting "jump fucker" out his window the whole time
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That would be me!! I should work for a suicide crisis line!!!Originally posted by Silent Jesus View PostI can see Milk driving across the bridge honking trying to scare the guy and make him fall and chanting "jump fucker" out his window the whole time
Just do it!!!!
Originally posted by SJComment
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"milkman hotline how may I help you?"
"I'm gonna shoot myself"
"what kind of gun are you using sir?"
"uh a smith and wesson handgun?"
"I would recommend using a shotgun sir, much better results and harder to clean up"
"uhhhh thanks?"CODComment
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Make the Tiger Talk stop!CODComment
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Damn bitch, run the fucker over wif ur car!!Originally posted by SJComment
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It puzzles me why people get so freaked out about snakes, especially non-venomous ones. Snakes are cool, shitty pets, but cool. Pythons constrict, and nothing will happen unless it manages to wrap itself around you.Comment
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Shit, most people freak over a little black snake or grass snake!!
Originally posted by SJComment
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I have to say it's great to be able to check an instant recap to see what you missed. And Springsteen rags the BRN is up next on Sirius XM.
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hmmmm, so will Bubba say anything about next Friday or will he leave us in the dark?
Also kind of anxious for him to read Captain Butlers email!!
Originally posted by SJComment
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Let's kick this pig!Member, National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.Comment
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Hey now!Originally posted by Silent Jesus View PostMorning Butler
Member, National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.Comment
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Sounds like Bubba wants pizza with extra pizza.
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"Bring me pizza with extra.............pizza."Member, National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.Comment
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