The Shannon Burke Show Listening Extravaganza - Week of May 25, 2012

[NeTaS]

I did get a wallet back after 2 years once,still had everything in it too

[NeTaS]

not good over here,gotta be me allergy's kicking my ass again this year.

my girl just got here to baby me though

[milkman]

i think it was from the deposit slot so someone made an 1800 dollar deposit at the ATM and then the atm spit it back out afterwards

Well, anyone that deposits $1800 in cash at an ATM, is about a dumb fuck anyhow. And as long as they got their deposit receipt, they are all good.

[Spaz]

Pootie tang


"wad dae ta my damies "

[Lerch]

i forgot my wallet at a diner and realized it after i drove away. I got my wallet back with my id and cc, but someone took the cash. like $80.

dem bammies on the runny kind.

[ch3cooh]

i feel so so so so SO bad for the nurse that has to position herself next to colin's ass for most of tomorrow

[milkman]

I lost me wallet once when I was about 17. Right after payday. Had about $400 in it, got a call and some dude returned it..with all the cash. Gave him $50. After that, anytime I've found anything, i've tried to find out who it was and return it.

[SJ]

that's fucking awful

[milkman]

i feel so so so so SO bad for the nurse that has to position herself next to colin's ass for most of tomorrow

Did you hear when he was on the phone earlier? he sharted and had to call the nurse. 2 dudes came in to help him. He was glad it was dude nurses instead of chicks.

[SJ]

lazy motherfuckers - remember those first bank worms that syphoned off the .001 cents?

that guy made fucking millions over a couple years

[ch3cooh]

damn i missed that

[ch3cooh]

lazy motherfuckers - remember those first bank worms that syphoned off the .001 cents?

that guy made fucking millions over a couple years

i'm pretty sure you're thinking of superman 3

[milkman]

damn i missed that

It was like the first hr or so, I was on me way home when I heard. Laughin me ass off.

[SJ]

i'm pretty sure you're thinking of superman 3

that was a real scam..

I think the guy ran it for a few years before they caught on.


digital banking systems were riddled with loopholes and bad programming at the start




windows especially - just ask banks why they run os2warp on their ATM's

[SJ]

also - holy shit this new batman looks even stupider then the last