Spice Show Listening Thread - May 20-24, 2013

[SJ]

Originally Posted by RS Depends. Were there dinosaur unions?

no but we believe the comet that wiped them out might have been

[RS]

Originally Posted by The Butler Fred disagrees.

Fred and Wilma slept in separate beds, sex without conception is a sin so they were republicans.

[SJ]

Geo, the big boned monkey

[SJ]

Originally Posted by RS Fred and Wilma slept in separate beds, sex without conception is a sin so they were republicans.

actually that was censorship

you couldn't show people in bed together pre 60's

even in cartoon form

Lucy and Ricky slept in sep beds but somehow they squeezed out a little refugee

[RS]

Speaking of monkeys, Pacers/Heat game just started.

[RS]

Originally Posted by SJ actually that was censorship you couldn't show people in bed together pre 60's even in cartoon form Lucy and Ricky slept in sep beds but somehow they squeezed out a little refugee

Thanks Obama.

[SJ]

Sharks bitches

they survived it all

[SJ]

also fred and wilma had pebbles...

so unless it was immaculate conception... they bumped rocks

[RS]

Originally Posted by SJ Sharks bitches they survived it all

Megalodan was no joke.

[Mugsy]

Originally Posted by SJ no but we believe the comet that wiped them out might have been

it wasn't a comet, it was a precision attack by it's next residents

[The Butler]

Originally Posted by RS Speaking of monkeys, Pacers/Heat game just started.

[Chob]

It was aliens.

[BlindLawrence]

All I can think of is the scene on "south Park" where they described evolution.

Mrs. Garrison: All right kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution.
Butters: Oh boy!
Mrs. Garrison: Now I, for one, think evolution is a bnuch of BULLCRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: [goes up to a large poster of evolution and begins pointing things out with her pointer.] In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its [waves his left hand limply] mutant fish hands... and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this. [points to a rodent] retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! [faces the class. A new girl is seated in the front row, looking around] So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

[SJ]

saving that frog goes against natural selection

[SJ]

I still think we're just part of some bigger beings kids science project

like sea monkeys