Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread May 2014 - Page 32

Cpt. Mcgillicutty · 05-29-2014, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Chob

How hard is it to not fucking smoke you dipshits?

Degenerates, the whole lot of em. I'm a self-admitted square, but I lost some respect for RickJ just now.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty · 05-29-2014, 10:27 AM

"Synthetic Urine" are you fucking kidding me?

milkman · 05-29-2014, 10:28 AM

You say you need a detox deal. If you ask for a drug test gimmick, they won't sell it to tou like Pantera said. Heethens!

Chob · 05-29-2014, 10:28 AM

I remember someone here jokingly saying I should sell my piss. I lol'ed, then I

milkman · 05-29-2014, 10:29 AM

I have to take piss test every few months for my doc to prove that I do have drugs in my system.

Chob · 05-29-2014, 10:30 AM

Oh fuck, now it's going to be an endless parade of dipshit stoners on the line.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty · 05-29-2014, 10:31 AM

This guy used his daughter's urine? What a piece of fuckin shit.

RS · 05-29-2014, 10:31 AM

I just do what that huge dude did in the Program but I replaced my piss with squirrel urine just to fuck with the testers.

milkman · 05-29-2014, 10:31 AM

Good news buddy, you passed ur piss test, bad news is ur pregnant!

Chob · 05-29-2014, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty

This guy used his daughter's urine? What a piece of fuckin shit.

Word. That's fucked.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty · 05-29-2014, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Chob

I remember someone here jokingly saying I should sell my piss. I lol'ed, then I

I've had people offer to buy mine too, and I told them to fuck off and I hope they don't get the job/violate probation.

milkman · 05-29-2014, 10:34 AM

Even worse for people that fail for cocaine, it is only in ur system for 3 days. Saw that happen a few times when they knew they had to take a test a few week out. Stupid fucks.

milkman · 05-29-2014, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty

I've had people offer to buy mine too, and I told them to fuck off and I hope they don't get the job/violate probation.

Guess I won't call you!

Chob · 05-29-2014, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty

I've had people offer to buy mine too, and I told them to fuck off and I hope they don't get the job/violate probation.

See, I'd find piss from someone who smoked just to fuck with them.

milkman · 05-29-2014, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Chob

See, I'd find piss from someone who smoked just to fuck with them.

Good way to get shot or shanked in some circles!

05-29-2014, 10:31 AM	#473
RS Yes we can! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Chicago Posts: 17,475 vCash: 5000000	I just do what that huge dude did in the Program but I replaced my piss with squirrel urine just to fuck with the testers.
	Come and show me another city with lifted head singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning.

05-29-2014, 10:28 AM	#469
Chob Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Badstreet U.S.A. Posts: 122,767 vCash: 134285714	I remember someone here jokingly saying I should sell my piss. I lol'ed, then I

05-29-2014, 10:30 AM	#471
Chob Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Badstreet U.S.A. Posts: 122,767 vCash: 134285714	Oh fuck, now it's going to be an endless parade of dipshit stoners on the line.

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