Monsters In The Morning

[SJ]

my friend drinks beer in a bloody mary

forget what they call it but it's gross as fuck

[SJ]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty So now they have beer sampling achievements?

"achievement unlocked: You're a lush!"

[Chob]

My faith in humanity gets knocked down a peg yet again.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty Yeah he should talk to them about what he wants to do, take the test to see if he qualifies, then go from there. The only thing I didn't like was the AF couldn't guarantee you the job you wanted. You had to pick five jobs and you get one of the five. The Army was the only one to put in writing the job I wanted was guaranteed pending my ASVAB results, once I passed, I signed the contract with my MP job guaranteed.

When I was going to go in, they said I could choose any job except for accounting. Was all set go go in but they wouldn't my dad sign me in because my mom was my guardian, but I had no idea where she was. The Army said shit, we'll let ur dad sign you in cuz I was only 17. When I went back to the AF to get my paperwork they said "well if the Army well let ur dad sign you, then we will too" I told em to fuck off. Prolly the worst mistake I made for pride.

[SJ]

I'll be at the mooncricket grill

come on out and see me

[SJ]

sentences that don't sound right

"I'll be dj'ing the brunch"

[Chob]

Outstanding .gif.

[Chob]

Now with the morning show being a non factor, Burke should do Fridays. Just saying.

[milkman]

Beat the shit out of Light Breeze and the whores.

[SJ]

Originally Posted by Chob Now with the morning show being a non factor, Burke should do Fridays. Just saying.

are you me today?

I just said that 10 minutes ago

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Originally Posted by SJ sentences that don't sound right "I'll be dj'ing the brunch"

Pardon me ma'am but it seems that I dropped my glowstick in your eggs Benedict, would you mind holding my pacifier while I look for it?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Originally Posted by Chob Now with the morning show being a non factor, Burke should do Fridays. Just saying.

[milkman]

Welp, slack time I guess.

[SJ]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty Pardon me ma'am but it seems that I dropped my glowstick in your eggs Benedict, would you mind holding my pacifier while I look for it?

there seems to be an undressed asian man stuck in a k-hole by the scrambled eggs

[PissJug]

Originally Posted by Chob PJ if you're around, how far are you campaign wise? I finished the first act and have been clearing those ctOS centers/towers and responding to random crimes for a bit. [splr]A news report refers to Aiden as the vigilante but I don't remember it being revealed.[/splr] Seriously, what the fuck did Ubisoft Montreal spend five years on. The game is enjoyable but all the shit they get about bugs and other issues is well deserved.

i think they refer to him as the vigilante on the tv behind the counter when you go buy guns from a gun shop for the first time in the 3rd or 4th mission.

they need to let you hack people on your friends list. that should have been in there from the start. wasn't it originally just a racing game before it became an open world hacking game? do they count that development time in the 5 years?