The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread!

[BlindLawrence]

Originally Posted by SJ she had a big bush - I'm betting I've seen a bigger bush... she took 6 inches - I saw a chick take a baseball almost to the grip.. she shoved balls up her ass? I once saw a chick with a fucking fire extinguisher up her pooper

Reminds me of a joke.

Woman goes into a sex shop and says, "Where are all the didlos?"

Clerk says "they're on the wall."

The woman says, "I'll take a red one."

The clerk says "Lady, they're on the wall next to the fire extinguisher."

[SJ]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty You ever noticed, especially down here in Florida that most cars that are in the Handicap spots are usually some pimp ass rides. We have a woman at work who drives a Hummer H2 and has a "back condition" and "migraines" and gets a spot right next to the fucking entrance. I always give her the stink eye when I ride by on my bike She also abuses FMLA like a motherfucker. When the workload hits the fan, she punches out with same lame ass "I have a bad headache" excuse and strolls out the door, no bubbles no troubles

fuck I get migraines and they won't even give me good pills - forget a permit no fucking way

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Originally Posted by SJ fuck I get migraines and they won't even give me good pills - forget a permit no fucking way

Maybe you gotta learn how to work kid...

[zombie]

Bubba and Shannon run the same exact stories it gets old.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty You ever noticed, especially down here in Florida that most cars that are in the Handicap spots are usually some pimp ass rides. We have a woman at work who drives a Hummer H2 and has a "back condition" and "migraines" and gets a spot right next to the fucking entrance. I always give her the stink eye when I ride by on my bike She also abuses FMLA like a motherfucker. When the workload hits the fan, she punches out with same lame ass "I have a bad headache" excuse and strolls out the door, no bubbles no troubles

They should tell her ass to apply for SSI if her condition is that bad, but she is prolly gettin that as well already! Is she a fat bitch to boot?

[SJ]

Originally Posted by zombie Bubba and Shannon run the same exact stories it gets old.

we never heard this on IO

[SJ]

in fact shannon runs the good stories and not these gay ass race car stories

bubba "did you guys hear about tony stewart blah blah blah"

shannon "did you know colin licks the best pussy?"


see? shannon runs the pertinent stories

[radiopirate]

Actually SJ, it was ran on FM.

[BlindLawrence]

Originally Posted by zombie Is this Joyce from earlier?

For someone claiming to be 26, that was the most unsexiest sounding "twenty-six year-old" I've ever heard.

[Chob]

There's only so many relevant news stories out there.

[zombie]

Originally Posted by radiopirate Actually SJ, it was ran on FM.

No No , let him run hid dick licker.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by zombie Bubba and Shannon run the same exact stories it gets old.

Originally Posted by SJ we never heard this on IO

I hear them with the same news stories almost everyday SJ, and his FM show is on IO, so yes it was. it does get old, but they usually have a dif twist on it, so not too bad most of the time.

but I agree with you to an extent zombie!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Originally Posted by milkman They should tell her ass to apply for SSI if her condition is that bad, but she is prolly gettin that as well already! Is she a fat bitch to boot?

Yep, she's a 280 lady. My company is so scared of lawsuits they never follow up on the bullshit they should. They pander to all the pussies at work so I just keep my headphones on all day and listen to the Sponge so I keep myself out of trouble.

[BlindLawrence]

Man, today feeling the boobs was a fucking blast.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

As I listen to that plugs for pain spot, I can't help but think that no one will ever do that again after they destroyed that last fuckin jobber.