ITT: Texts From Last Night - Page 2

Mugsy · 08-19-2009, 12:50 PM

(616): i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.

Mugsy · 08-19-2009, 12:51 PM

(917): I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
(740): enter at your own risk

Mugsy · 08-19-2009, 12:54 PM

(614): So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
(1-614): ...yea
(614): She's valid.

Mugsy · 08-19-2009, 12:55 PM

(614): Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

Mugsy · 08-19-2009, 01:02 PM

(405): I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
(614): handstands? WTF?
(405): she was a gymnast
(614): go to hell.

(614): ...is it true? will i see you next weekend
(248): YES.
(614): ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us

(614): shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way

THANK YOU D for the link, and the luls.

Ski Lo · 08-19-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugsytank

(616): i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.

HAHAH

Holy shit!

DFender · 08-19-2009, 01:40 PM

Ya welcome, Mugs... lolol... I'm sure I'll get over the lulz eventually but for right now, the fuckin' site killz me. LMAO @ "negative 2 inches"

haha.

DFender · 08-19-2009, 01:46 PM

(440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
(330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
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(330): i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-

.
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(440): Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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Ohio people are fucked up lololol

DFender · 08-20-2009, 08:23 AM

(248): thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.

SJ · 08-20-2009, 09:42 AM

(210): I just want to hang out with her.
(916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

SJ · 08-20-2009, 09:43 AM

(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.

SJ · 08-20-2009, 09:43 AM

(618): do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?

*I do and it was bloody fucking murder.... like hours for one pic...

SJ · 08-20-2009, 09:45 AM

(303): erin looks like she hung out with the sham

guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on

SJ · 08-20-2009, 09:46 AM

(484): I just spent $27 on things to pee on.

SJ · 08-20-2009, 09:47 AM

(631): meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
(516): wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
(631): aww shit wrong text.

08-19-2009, 01:40 PM	#22
DFender Chaos = My Life = FML Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 953 vCash: 5000000	Ya welcome, Mugs... lolol... I'm sure I'll get over the lulz eventually but for right now, the fuckin' site killz me. LMAO @ "negative 2 inches" haha.
	(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord" www.textsfromlastnight.com

08-19-2009, 01:46 PM	#23
DFender Chaos = My Life = FML Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 953 vCash: 5000000	(440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth (330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth ----------------- (330): i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-. ----------------- (440): Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know. ----------------- Ohio people are fucked up lololol
	(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord" www.textsfromlastnight.com

08-20-2009, 08:23 AM	#24
DFender Chaos = My Life = FML Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 953 vCash: 5000000	(248): thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
	(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord" www.textsfromlastnight.com

08-20-2009, 09:42 AM	#25
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(210): I just want to hang out with her. (916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
	COD

08-20-2009, 09:43 AM	#26
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me. (1-847): How was it? (847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
	COD

08-20-2009, 09:45 AM	#28
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(303): erin looks like she hung out with the sham guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
	COD

08-20-2009, 09:46 AM	#29
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(484): I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
	COD

08-20-2009, 09:47 AM	#30
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(631): meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins. (516): wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?! (631): aww shit wrong text.
	COD

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