The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread! - Page 150

SJ · 10-19-2011, 02:14 PM

touche

anyone got a good high resy pic of colin by any chance?

SJ · 10-19-2011, 02:15 PM

pete - I do have a minute - hit me up when you can

sorry I missed you - I was eatin some lunch

PACanesfan · 10-19-2011, 02:16 PM

Rule #1 of pet ownership. Never own anything that you can't punt or pick up and toss against a wall if needed.

SJ · 10-19-2011, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PACanesfan

Rule #1 of pet ownership. Never own anything that you can't punt or pick up and toss against a wall if needed.

I have to sell my cattle?

what if they can pick you up and throw you against a wall? that count?

PACanesfan · 10-19-2011, 02:21 PM

Do you consider cattle pets? Or are they livestock?

And if they can throw you against a wall or rip your face off(i.e. a Xanaxed up chimp), probably best to avoid them.

milkman · 10-19-2011, 02:23 PM

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!!

SJ · 10-19-2011, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!!

cows won't eat people... I'm in the clear then

and yeah I consider them pets until they get fat and then they're livestock

SJ · 10-19-2011, 02:25 PM

I once had a steer that would follow me every where - it got annoying cause he wouldn't move for the tractor and just stand there in the way... you'd have to get off the tractor and literally push him out of the way...

let me tell you when he was about 800 pounds it was fucking impossible to move that fucker

PACanesfan · 10-19-2011, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!!

That is now my rule #2 of pet ownership.

SJ · 10-19-2011, 02:26 PM

guys what's the colin line about pussy ?

is it - I eat the best pussy? or was it I eat the best pussy ever?

SJ · 10-19-2011, 02:30 PM

anyone?

milkman · 10-19-2011, 02:31 PM

I think it varies between those and "I am the best pussy eater"

milkman · 10-19-2011, 02:33 PM

Fuck it, I'm outta here! Catch ya's on the flipside!

Lerch · 10-19-2011, 02:33 PM

world's best pussy licker.

SJ · 10-19-2011, 02:36 PM

dammit.. which is it?

10-19-2011, 02:14 PM	#2236
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	touche anyone got a good high resy pic of colin by any chance?
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10-19-2011, 02:15 PM	#2237
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	pete - I do have a minute - hit me up when you can sorry I missed you - I was eatin some lunch
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10-19-2011, 02:25 PM	#2243
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	I once had a steer that would follow me every where - it got annoying cause he wouldn't move for the tractor and just stand there in the way... you'd have to get off the tractor and literally push him out of the way... let me tell you when he was about 800 pounds it was fucking impossible to move that fucker
	COD

10-19-2011, 02:26 PM	#2245
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	guys what's the colin line about pussy ? is it - I eat the best pussy? or was it I eat the best pussy ever?
	COD

10-19-2011, 02:30 PM	#2246
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	anyone?
	COD

10-19-2011, 02:16 PM	#2238
PACanesfan Custom User Title Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Posts: 1,488 vCash: 5000000	Rule #1 of pet ownership. Never own anything that you can't punt or pick up and toss against a wall if needed.

10-19-2011, 02:21 PM	#2240
PACanesfan Custom User Title Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Posts: 1,488 vCash: 5000000	Do you consider cattle pets? Or are they livestock? And if they can throw you against a wall or rip your face off(i.e. a Xanaxed up chimp), probably best to avoid them.

10-19-2011, 02:33 PM	#2249
Lerch Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 52,170 vCash: 2000000000000	world's best pussy licker.

10-19-2011, 02:36 PM	#2250
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	dammit.. which is it?
	COD

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