Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread May 2014

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Originally Posted by Chob How hard is it to not fucking smoke you dipshits?

Degenerates, the whole lot of em. I'm a self-admitted square, but I lost some respect for RickJ just now.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

"Synthetic Urine" are you fucking kidding me?

[milkman]

You say you need a detox deal. If you ask for a drug test gimmick, they won't sell it to tou like Pantera said. Heethens!

[Chob]

I remember someone here jokingly saying I should sell my piss. I lol'ed, then I

[milkman]

I have to take piss test every few months for my doc to prove that I do have drugs in my system.

[Chob]

Oh fuck, now it's going to be an endless parade of dipshit stoners on the line.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

This guy used his daughter's urine? What a piece of fuckin shit.

[RS]

I just do what that huge dude did in the Program but I replaced my piss with squirrel urine just to fuck with the testers.

[milkman]

Good news buddy, you passed ur piss test, bad news is ur pregnant!

[Chob]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty This guy used his daughter's urine? What a piece of fuckin shit.

Word. That's fucked.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Originally Posted by Chob I remember someone here jokingly saying I should sell my piss. I lol'ed, then I

I've had people offer to buy mine too, and I told them to fuck off and I hope they don't get the job/violate probation.

[milkman]

Even worse for people that fail for cocaine, it is only in ur system for 3 days. Saw that happen a few times when they knew they had to take a test a few week out. Stupid fucks.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty I've had people offer to buy mine too, and I told them to fuck off and I hope they don't get the job/violate probation.

Guess I won't call you!

[Chob]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty I've had people offer to buy mine too, and I told them to fuck off and I hope they don't get the job/violate probation.

See, I'd find piss from someone who smoked just to fuck with them.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Chob See, I'd find piss from someone who smoked just to fuck with them.

Good way to get shot or shanked in some circles!