Christmas Cheer - Page 3

Ace · 12-18-2013, 07:03 PM

Lerch · 12-22-2013, 09:01 AM

I'm Mister Slack Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Milk Miser,
What ever posts I touch
Starts to melt in me clutch
I'm too much!

FishMuskys · 12-22-2013, 05:03 PM

B.S.: Hey NeTaS...NeTaS...C'mon downstairs man, Santa wants to see ya.

NeTaS: Nah, I'm doing good right up here man. I'm chilled and relaxed.

B.S.: Ah, c'mon man. Santa really wants to see ya.

Santa: Yeah, c'mon downstairs NeTaS...I brought ya something that smells real skunky.

<bang, bang, bang down the stairs>

NeTaS: What the hell is that? My ex's and my girl are here? All in the same room? You motherfucker!

B.S: Oh man! Santa bamboozled you into a Christmas mix-in. Good thing I brought my guitar. Let's sing some carols!

<Insert "Blue Christmas here> hee heeee

NeTaS:

<2 hours later>
NeTaS: Holy Shit! I just had the strangest dream...I gotta quit smokin' so much of this shit. Hey, what's this? A present...from...Santa. Hell Yeah!

Lerch · 12-23-2013, 07:28 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG-xGNh3diw"]Brenda Schmitz's Christmas Wish - YouTube[/ame]

Why didn't think of this?

What do you think? Work or shoot?

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12-22-2013, 09:01 AM	#32
Lerch Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 52,170 vCash: 2000000000000	I'm Mister Slack Christmas I'm Mister Sun I'm Mister Heat Blister I'm Mister Hundred and One They call me Milk Miser, What ever posts I touch Starts to melt in me clutch I'm too much!

12-22-2013, 05:03 PM	#33
FishMuskys Venison King! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 92,830 vCash: 100000000	B.S.: Hey NeTaS...NeTaS...C'mon downstairs man, Santa wants to see ya. NeTaS: Nah, I'm doing good right up here man. I'm chilled and relaxed. B.S.: Ah, c'mon man. Santa really wants to see ya. Santa: Yeah, c'mon downstairs NeTaS...I brought ya something that smells real skunky. <bang, bang, bang down the stairs> NeTaS: What the hell is that? My ex's and my girl are here? All in the same room? You motherfucker! B.S: Oh man! Santa bamboozled you into a Christmas mix-in. Good thing I brought my guitar. Let's sing some carols! <Insert "Blue Christmas here> hee heeee NeTaS: <2 hours later> NeTaS: Holy Shit! I just had the strangest dream...I gotta quit smokin' so much of this shit. Hey, what's this? A present...from...Santa. Hell Yeah!

12-23-2013, 07:28 PM	#34
Lerch Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 52,170 vCash: 2000000000000	[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG-xGNh3diw"]Brenda Schmitz's Christmas Wish - YouTube[/ame] Why didn't think of this? What do you think? Work or shoot?

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