The Diaco's Show Listening Thread! - July Edition (Boats N Hoes)

[SJ]

why do people play blackjack?

statistically it's almost impossible to come out ahead

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Mugsytank They have a lot of troops protecting the olympics, so those olympic chicks will be getting a ton of soldier dick

Yeah, them first time ever olympic chicks from Saudi, Brunei, and UAE (I think) will be gettin after it. They will be beheaded as soon as they return home.

[Mugsy]

fucking phone!!!

[milkman]

Originally Posted by SJ why do people play blackjack? statistically it's almost impossible to come out ahead

From what I understand, it is the easiest game to win at a casino. Under 16, house has to hit..they go over a lot. I don't gamble much, so just what I heard.

[FishMuskys]

Poor Mugs! That smilie always makes me laugh.

[SJ]

Originally Posted by milkman From what I understand, it is the easiest game to win at a casino. Under 16, house has to hit..they go over a lot. I don't gamble much, so just what I heard.

it's the odds... blackjack at most pays 2-1... you lose 3 hands and win one and you're still down. Odds say you'll lose more hands then win.

so unless you only bet on winning hands (which means you know not to bet before the cards are even dealt) you're gonna lose more then win.

you need a game with at least 5-1 odds to "float" IMO

[FishMuskys]

Speakin' of phones--I wonder if 1c got my messages today?

[NeTaS]

I want to thank you all for listening to the show & yes, in less than 90 days my show has become #1 & for that I am so proud, but it's due to loyal dedicated listeners like you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Enough sappy shit....on tonights show we are gonna tie a rope to Nervous Jarreds junk and have The Archery Shop shoot a bow & arrow as the other end of the rope is tied to the arrow. ...

[SJ]

Originally Posted by FishMuskys Speakin' of phones--I wonder if 1c got my messages today?

yes he did I saw it in my inbox for his messages

you should see the pictures on his phone yikes

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Evening evrabody

[Mugsy]

i wasn't born wif the gambling gene....don't understand why anyone would want to do it

[SJ]

hey now cpt

[Mugsy]

FINALLY off the phone, i can listen again

[FishMuskys]

Originally Posted by SJ yes he did I saw it in my inbox for his messages you should see the pictures on his phone yikes

YOU tapped into his phone? Shweet! How 'bout that golf ball washer I sent?!

[milkman]

Originally Posted by NeTaS on tonights show we are gonna tie a rope to Nervous Jarreds junk and have The Archery Shop shoot a bow & arrow as the other end of the rope is tied to the arrow. ...

Now were talkin.