Bubba the Love Sponge listening thread OCT 11-15

[Chob]

oh cause brent has a book he knows everything...

well I got lots of books too... don't mean I'm an expert on werewolves cause I read the talisman 3 times

Well, for what it's worth, you know more about werewolves than anyone else I know.

[SJ]

Well, for what it's worth, you know more about werewolves than anyone else I know.

I don't know if I'm insulted or complimented by this truthfully

[Chob]

btw - if your fucking a pussy and you don't rip that shit up till it bleeds - yourdoingitwrong

[SJ]

lmao

earlier bubba says - we gotta shock her puss and bring her back to reality - none of this just talk about her career



what are we hearing? boring pandering, meaningless whore talk..

like who doesn't know about webcams? how stoneage is brent and bubba?

[Chob]

That's a hell of an ice breaker right there.

[SJ]

smushing videos - fucking your own ass with your own cock

docking - so gross I don't even want to describe it...

blowing yourself - see ron jeremy via the 70's...

fistfucking - see germany in the 80's

scat - again germany 80's

[Chob]

THROW HER THE FUCK OUT!

Gotta keep your bitches in line Bubba.

[SJ]

chicks who deep throat so much cock they puke all over the cock they re sucking...

I mean - what's shocking nowadays? common

there is NOTHING this plain janessa can do to shock me

[SJ]

THROW HER THE FUCK OUT!

Gotta keep your bitches in line Bubba.

where's bree olsen when you need her?

[SJ]

fuck take a commercial already and get this over with

[SJ]

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

no deposit, no return

[Chob]

Do the reverse bear trap on the site and I might be interested.

[SJ]

Heavy Lang Syne

Milkman sipped when at his drink and stood heavy behind a basement. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel open and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how large his Asshole got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Milkman knew very well why he was at the party: to see Burrito's.

Ah, Burrito's. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his sticky boob made Milkman's heart beat like a gay robot that showers it's friends with love.

But tonight everyone was masked. Milkman peered where through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Burrito's. There, he thought, the man over by the Pedro, the glowing one with the goat mask. It had to be Burrito's. No one else could look so rounded, even in a goat mask.

He began to walk Milkman's way and Milkman started to panic. What if he actually talked to Milkman?

Burrito's came right up to Milkman and Milkman thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Burrito's said patiently. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the starving," Milkman said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so closed.

Just then, a cold voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Milkman's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Burrito's might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Burrito's swept Milkman into his arms, bent him in a basement, and kissed Milkman how, slipping him the tongue and groping his Penis.

Milkman could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out boldly and pulled Burrito's's mask off his face. It was Burrito's! "I knew it was you," Milkman said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Burrito's said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Milkman watched him go. He would be right back, Milkman was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

[Chob]

Oh lord. What hath this cursed site brought upon us?

[SJ]

Oh lord. What hath this cursed site brought upon us?

dirty love stories with burrito's?