Christmas Cheer

[FishMuskys]

Merry Christmas evrabody! Everyone gets stressed this time of year so why not add some KB cheer. Post anything that just might give a guy a laugh. Write a bit, sing a song, tell a story or post a YouTube. We all have a little Christmas in our hearts so lets share some with our friends. The more you laugh the less likely you are to snap. There is enough of that in this country already. We might pick on ya, we might roast ya, but remember--It's because we love ya! Have a great Christmas. Peace and love, Peace and love.

Springsteen Rags KingBubba.com:
Springsteen--"Hey Chobbles, That you? Come on over here. Let's see what Santa's got for you this year. What's that? You want a great radio job that isn't on during Bubba, Drew, Billy and Shannon? Haha Nope, but Santa's got a nice block of cheese to go with your whine and some special internet glasses so you don't go blind stayin' up all night posting to yourself on King Bubba." Who's next?

Springsteen: Hey Capt., Capt. McGillicutty, come on over here. How ya doin', Buddy? Santa heard you are a little butthurt over $300. He wants to make it up to ya. What's that, you are still waiting for that handjob from Tom Bean? He can't help ya Buddy. His new wife put an end to the sleepovers at Bubba's house.
Santa: Oh, I wonder what might hit Gawker this week?
Springsteen: Oh, C'mon Santa. He wouldn't turn on ya.
Santa: psst psst psst
Springsteen: Hey Capt., Santa says he has a nice present for you. Here ya go, Man--300 shares of IO stock, complete with gummed edges to roll your next joint real tight. Keep listenin' ya fuckin' Mark!

Springsteen: Hey Blind Lawrence--Is that you? Come on over here. I heard you have had some problems with a radio personality and a constant hard-on for a fan from NY. Is that true?
BL: Well I ah ah well it's like ah ah you know I kinda...
Santa: Jesus Christ Lawrence, spit it the fuck out already. I gotta take a shit.
Springsteen: I got this Santa. Lawrence, what would you like for Christmas this year?
BL: Well, I'd like to get back on good graces with Bubba and be re-invited to the Christmas party and and and I'd really like if Cynthia would adopt me and move me to NY.
Springsteen: Holy crap Lawrence, that seems a little too much to ask for. Bubba is a big bully and Cynthia is a...well, she does sound hot on the radio. Hey Santa, do you have anything in your sack for Lawrence?
Santa: Well let's see. I've got this nice camera that doesn't take sideways photos and here is a special potion that will give you some self-esteem to work the bitches.
Springsteen: There ya go blind man, the most important things that you need for your first year of college. Try to get me some pictures of the bitches you bang.
BL: Thanks Santa! This is gonna be the...gonna be the... ah...
Springsteen: Get the fuck outta here ya blind, stuttering asshole!