04-26-2010, 12:39 PM
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Secret Agent Boopity
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 156,615
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PINKEY'S SPECIAL
Found this while browsing around and laughed my fucking ass off at these offerings from some old whore house....
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The following are a few specialities:
French fashion, with finger in Ass-hole $3.50.
Common old-fashioned fuck $2.50.
Diddling on the edge of the bed, with one foot on the floor $2.00.
Fucking the breast, with tits tight $1.??
Blowing in the ass hole, new style $1.70.
Finger fucking, with juice $0.50.
Dog fashion $2.80.
Dry bob $0.40.
Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all $2.50.
One female suckoff, stones in mouth. $2.50.
One fuck, ten minutes ?soak $2.65.
PINKEY'S SPECIAL - Under-fucking woman on top, tits in your face, with extra lady to play with your balls while blowing wind up your ass hole with a goose quill. $30.00
Watching a fuck match, woman to jerk you off $ 0.75
Squatting on prick $0.65.
Your prick sucked while sucking a woman's cunt $6.00
Maid to rub your tool, hard-on guaranteed $0.75
Free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop-hole $3.00
Ass-hole fucking for men over 45 $1.00.
Bob cocks and flat pricks, extra $0.50.
No discount for cash. Stink fingers and jerk-off matinees for men under 21, every Wednesday from 2:30 to 4. Customers must enter with cash in one hand and tool in the other. If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off."
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