BTLS Listening Thread - September 2015

[Ravenlock]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty Ok, so lemme get this straight. Nikki doesn't work, right? So why the fuck is Bubba paying 25's mom to clean his house?

Because Nikki is a lazy, gold-digging whore like all of Bubba's previous mate selections and he likes the idea of having a paid house slave around that he can do the Arnold deal with? *shrugs

FYI, Flo is a bitch and Progressive needs to buy the rights to the Geico lizard.

[FishMuskys]

I saw somewhere that little afternoon prick on daBone was doing a fandual league. Bubba's no disposable income listeners filled 1000 slots while the great shithead's listeners filled 20.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Originally Posted by FishMuskys I saw somewhere that little afternoon prick on daBone was doing a fandual league. Bubba's no disposable income listeners filled 1000 slots while the great shithead's listeners filled 20.

Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy, much like ratings, the amount of people in your fan duel league don't matter

[FishMuskys]

Originally Posted by Cpt. Mcgillicutty Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy, much like ratings, the amount of people in your fan duel league don't matter

My bad.

[Ravenlock]

Hooray, insomnia and getting only two hours of sleep and needing to work today! What's the cure? Why, listen to Bubba, of course!

[zombie]

I thought Nikki worked in merchandise.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

This should be good. Taxi John vs. Fozzy in the Bubbagon next Friday

[Ravenlock]

I'd fight Tuddle. ^ ^

Sadly, I work in the morning. And if I did take off to throw down with him, it would mean having to you know. Associate myself with Bubba. So no thanks.

[zombie]

Originally Posted by Ravenlock I'd fight Tuddle. ^ ^ Sadly, I work in the morning. And if I did take off to throw down with him, it would mean having to you know. Associate myself with Bubba. So no thanks.

Sounds like a cheap excuse.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Originally Posted by Ravenlock I'd fight Tuddle. ^ ^ Sadly, I work in the morning. And if I did take off to throw down with him, it would mean having to you know. Associate myself with Bubba. So no thanks.

I walked right up to Drew Garabo when he was doing a remote from the boxing gym I used to go to and offered to fight him and he back down like a complete punk bitch. I posted the video here back when it happened.

[Ravenlock]

Originally Posted by zombie Sounds like a cheap excuse.

Nah. I'd fight him in a private setting if Tuddle was up for that. But on the radio for the amusement of a closet gay (or at least bisexual) obese sadist? I'll pass.

[zombie]

Originally Posted by Ravenlock Nah. I'd fight him in a private setting if Tuddle was up for that. But on the radio for the amusement of a closet gay (or at least bisexual) obese sadist? I'll pass.

Private setting? Sounds like you don't want people to laugh when Tuddle wrecks you. Lmfao

[Ravenlock]

Originally Posted by zombie Private setting? Sounds like you don't want people to laugh when Tuddle wrecks you. Lmfao

Didn't say I'd win, necessarily. Only that I'd fight him. Tuddle seems to be a scrappy little thing. We'd be about the same weight class, though I'd be a lot taller than him. Give me the reach advantage and him his surly, drunken stamina. Even if I knocked him down, he'd just get back up like one of those bop-em rubber clown things.

It would be an interesting challenge.

[zombie]

Originally Posted by Ravenlock Didn't say I'd win, necessarily. Only that I'd fight him. Tuddle seems to be a scrappy little thing. We'd be about the same weight class, though I'd be a lot taller than him. Give me the reach advantage and him his surly, drunken stamina. Even if I knocked him down, he'd just get back up like one of those bop-em rubber clown things. It would be an interesting challenge.

He would surely wrap you up and make you kiss your own ass.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]