Christmas Cheer

FishMuskys · 12-19-2012, 01:03 PM

Merry Christmas evrabody! Everyone gets stressed this time of year so why not add some KB cheer. Post anything that just might give a guy a laugh. Write a bit, sing a song, tell a story or post a YouTube. We all have a little Christmas in our hearts so lets share some with our friends. The more you laugh the less likely you are to snap. There is enough of that in this country already. We might pick on ya, we might roast ya, but remember--It's because we love ya! Have a great Christmas. Peace and love, Peace and love.

Springsteen Rags KingBubba.com:
Springsteen--"Hey Chobbles, That you? Come on over here. Let's see what Santa's got for you this year. What's that? You want a great radio job that isn't on during Bubba, Drew, Billy and Shannon? Haha Nope, but Santa's got a nice block of cheese to go with your whine and some special internet glasses so you don't go blind stayin' up all night posting to yourself on King Bubba." Who's next?

Springsteen: Hey Capt., Capt. McGillicutty, come on over here. How ya doin', Buddy? Santa heard you are a little butthurt over $300. He wants to make it up to ya. What's that, you are still waiting for that handjob from Tom Bean? He can't help ya Buddy. His new wife put an end to the sleepovers at Bubba's house.

Santa: Oh, I wonder what might hit Gawker this week?
Springsteen: Oh, C'mon Santa. He wouldn't turn on ya.
Santa: psst psst psst
Springsteen: Hey Capt., Santa says he has a nice present for you. Here ya go, Man--300 shares of IO stock, complete with gummed edges to roll your next joint real tight.

Keep listenin' ya fuckin' Mark!

Springsteen: Hey Blind Lawrence--Is that you? Come on over here. I heard you have had some problems with a radio personality and a constant hard-on for a fan from NY. Is that true?
BL: Well I ah ah well it's like ah ah you know I kinda...
Santa: Jesus Christ Lawrence, spit it the fuck out already. I gotta take a shit.
Springsteen: I got this Santa. Lawrence, what would you like for Christmas this year?
BL: Well, I'd like to get back on good graces with Bubba and be re-invited to the Christmas party and and and I'd really like if Cynthia would adopt me and move me to NY.
Springsteen: Holy crap Lawrence, that seems a little too much to ask for. Bubba is a big bully and Cynthia is a...well, she does sound hot on the radio. Hey Santa, do you have anything in your sack for Lawrence?
Santa: Well let's see. I've got this nice camera that doesn't take sideways photos and here is a special potion that will give you some self-esteem to work the bitches.
Springsteen: There ya go blind man, the most important things that you need for your first year of college. Try to get me some pictures of the bitches you bang.
BL: Thanks Santa! This is gonna be the...gonna be the... ah...
Springsteen: Get the fuck outta here ya blind, stuttering asshole!

FishMuskys · 12-19-2012, 01:51 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-scTNDsxoE&feature=player_detailpage"]Merry Christmas from the Family - YouTube[/ame]

NeTaS · 12-19-2012, 03:58 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlf---13Q0g"]Snoopy vs. The Red Baron (Snoopy's Christmas) (CC) - YouTube[/ame]

FishMuskys · 12-19-2012, 04:57 PM

It wouldn't be Christmas without Snoopy.

SJ · 12-20-2012, 12:43 PM

santa's a true bro - he rags on chob and leaves me out of it

Chob · 12-20-2012, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SJ

santa's a true bro - he rags on chob and leaves me out of it

You're just asking for it.

Sally Abs · 12-21-2012, 05:31 AM

FishMuskys · 12-21-2012, 04:11 PM

Bruce Springsteen will now be written as BS. Tired of all them letters. C'mon and write some shit.

NeTaS · 12-21-2012, 04:50 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8"]RUN-DMC - Christmas In Hollis - YouTube[/ame]

FishMuskys · 12-21-2012, 04:52 PM

BS: Holy shit Santa, what's that?
Santa: Looks like something has blocked the sun. Is it the start of the Apocalypse?
BS: Sheww, it's ok Santa it's just 1c's head. 1c sit the fuck down and stop playin'. How's the KB Bookie degenerate doin'?
1c: Oh, I'm alright but Milkman has more vcash than me and SJ keeps bangin' my mom.
Santa: Your mom is a good babysitter for the Elves. I watch from my office.
BS:

K5 Santa. So what do you want for Christmas 1c? How about a nice sweater so you can be cool like your brother?
Santa: psst psst psst
BS: Oh, nevermind. Forgot he was the catcher in your little ballgame. Ha, you don't want to be like that or you'll be bunkin' with SJ at KBP.

1c: All I'd really like is the Broncos to win the Super Bowl.
BS: Not gonna happen Midget Fucker! Santa has all his cash on the Packers. I'll tell ya what--Here is a Milf on Elf porn video and a Peyton Manning fathead for your wall so you can turn it into a glory hole for your little pee-pee.

(insert your own jokes here) Get your big head outta here, sports groupie.

1c · 12-22-2012, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FishMuskys

BS: Holy shit Santa, what's that?
Santa: Looks like something has blocked the sun. Is it the start of the Apocalypse?
BS: Sheww, it's ok Santa it's just 1c's head. 1c sit the fuck down and stop playin'. How's the KB Bookie degenerate doin'?
1c: Oh, I'm alright but Milkman has more vcash than me and SJ keeps bangin' my mom.
Santa: Your mom is a good babysitter for the Elves. I watch from my office.
BS:

K5 Santa. So what do you want for Christmas 1c? How about a nice sweater so you can be cool like your brother?
Santa: psst psst psst
BS: Oh, nevermind. Forgot he was the catcher in your little ballgame. Ha, you don't want to be like that or you'll be bunkin' with SJ at KBP.

1c: All I'd really like is the Broncos to win the Super Bowl.
BS: Not gonna happen Midget Fucker! Santa has all his cash on the Packers. I'll tell ya what--Here is a Milf on Elf porn video and a Peyton Manning fathead for your wall so you can turn it into a glory hole for your little pee-pee.

(insert your own jokes here) Get your big head outta here, sports groupie.

Lerch · 12-21-2012, 04:57 PM

Do we have to wait until Christmas for the Milkman edition? Aww man!

NeTaS · 12-21-2012, 04:58 PM

NeTaS · 12-21-2012, 04:58 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY"]Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful - YouTube[/ame]

FishMuskys · 12-22-2012, 08:36 PM

BS: Butler...Butler...Hey Butler!
Santa: Looks like he big timed us.
BS: Yeah, he's been known to do that. He never thanks anyone at KB and wouldn't even break bread with Bubba and Deion when they were in town.
Santa: Well, I guess he doesn't need this.
BS: Oh shit Santa! An I-pod filled with every B-side of every shitty 45rpm record made before 1980. Oh well, he probably has the real records anyway.

12-19-2012, 01:03 PM	#1
FishMuskys Venison King! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 92,829 vCash: 100000000	Christmas Cheer Merry Christmas evrabody! Everyone gets stressed this time of year so why not add some KB cheer. Post anything that just might give a guy a laugh. Write a bit, sing a song, tell a story or post a YouTube. We all have a little Christmas in our hearts so lets share some with our friends. The more you laugh the less likely you are to snap. There is enough of that in this country already. We might pick on ya, we might roast ya, but remember--It's because we love ya! Have a great Christmas. Peace and love, Peace and love. Springsteen Rags KingBubba.com: Springsteen--"Hey Chobbles, That you? Come on over here. Let's see what Santa's got for you this year. What's that? You want a great radio job that isn't on during Bubba, Drew, Billy and Shannon? Haha Nope, but Santa's got a nice block of cheese to go with your whine and some special internet glasses so you don't go blind stayin' up all night posting to yourself on King Bubba." Who's next? Springsteen: Hey Capt., Capt. McGillicutty, come on over here. How ya doin', Buddy? Santa heard you are a little butthurt over $300. He wants to make it up to ya. What's that, you are still waiting for that handjob from Tom Bean? He can't help ya Buddy. His new wife put an end to the sleepovers at Bubba's house. Santa: Oh, I wonder what might hit Gawker this week? Springsteen: Oh, C'mon Santa. He wouldn't turn on ya. Santa: psst psst psst Springsteen: Hey Capt., Santa says he has a nice present for you. Here ya go, Man--300 shares of IO stock, complete with gummed edges to roll your next joint real tight. Keep listenin' ya fuckin' Mark! Springsteen: Hey Blind Lawrence--Is that you? Come on over here. I heard you have had some problems with a radio personality and a constant hard-on for a fan from NY. Is that true? BL: Well I ah ah well it's like ah ah you know I kinda... Santa: Jesus Christ Lawrence, spit it the fuck out already. I gotta take a shit. Springsteen: I got this Santa. Lawrence, what would you like for Christmas this year? BL: Well, I'd like to get back on good graces with Bubba and be re-invited to the Christmas party and and and I'd really like if Cynthia would adopt me and move me to NY. Springsteen: Holy crap Lawrence, that seems a little too much to ask for. Bubba is a big bully and Cynthia is a...well, she does sound hot on the radio. Hey Santa, do you have anything in your sack for Lawrence? Santa: Well let's see. I've got this nice camera that doesn't take sideways photos and here is a special potion that will give you some self-esteem to work the bitches. Springsteen: There ya go blind man, the most important things that you need for your first year of college. Try to get me some pictures of the bitches you bang. BL: Thanks Santa! This is gonna be the...gonna be the... ah... Springsteen: Get the fuck outta here ya blind, stuttering asshole!

12-19-2012, 03:58 PM	#3
NeTaS Milk Mulisha Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Fantasy Land USA. Posts: 57,214 vCash: 1234082629786	[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlf---13Q0g"]Snoopy vs. The Red Baron (Snoopy's Christmas) (CC) - YouTube[/ame]
	Not Dead

12-21-2012, 05:31 AM	#7
Sally Abs SJ Squadron 4 Life Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Wet Dick City Posts: 1,380 vCash: 5000000
	I'm on the phone right now.

12-21-2012, 04:50 PM	#9
NeTaS Milk Mulisha Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Fantasy Land USA. Posts: 57,214 vCash: 1234082629786	[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8"]RUN-DMC - Christmas In Hollis - YouTube[/ame]
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12-21-2012, 04:52 PM	#10
FishMuskys Venison King! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 92,829 vCash: 100000000	BS: Holy shit Santa, what's that? Santa: Looks like something has blocked the sun. Is it the start of the Apocalypse? BS: Sheww, it's ok Santa it's just 1c's head. 1c sit the fuck down and stop playin'. How's the KB Bookie degenerate doin'? 1c: Oh, I'm alright but Milkman has more vcash than me and SJ keeps bangin' my mom. Santa: Your mom is a good babysitter for the Elves. I watch from my office. BS: K5 Santa. So what do you want for Christmas 1c? How about a nice sweater so you can be cool like your brother? Santa: psst psst psst BS: Oh, nevermind. Forgot he was the catcher in your little ballgame. Ha, you don't want to be like that or you'll be bunkin' with SJ at KBP. 1c: All I'd really like is the Broncos to win the Super Bowl. BS: Not gonna happen Midget Fucker! Santa has all his cash on the Packers. I'll tell ya what--Here is a Milf on Elf porn video and a Peyton Manning fathead for your wall so you can turn it into a glory hole for your little pee-pee. (insert your own jokes here) Get your big head outta here, sports groupie.
	Last edited by FishMuskys; 12-21-2012 at 05:08 PM.

12-19-2012, 01:51 PM	#2
FishMuskys Venison King! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 92,829 vCash: 100000000	[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-scTNDsxoE&feature=player_detailpage"]Merry Christmas from the Family - YouTube[/ame]

12-19-2012, 04:57 PM	#4
FishMuskys Venison King! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 92,829 vCash: 100000000	It wouldn't be Christmas without Snoopy.

12-20-2012, 12:43 PM	#5
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	santa's a true bro - he rags on chob and leaves me out of it

12-21-2012, 04:11 PM	#8
FishMuskys Venison King! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 92,829 vCash: 100000000	Bruce Springsteen will now be written as BS. Tired of all them letters. C'mon and write some shit.

12-21-2012, 04:57 PM	#12
Lerch Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 52,170 vCash: 2000000000000	Do we have to wait until Christmas for the Milkman edition? Aww man!

12-21-2012, 04:58 PM	#13
NeTaS Milk Mulisha Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Fantasy Land USA. Posts: 57,214 vCash: 1234082629786
	Not Dead

12-22-2012, 08:36 PM	#15
FishMuskys Venison King! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 92,829 vCash: 100000000	BS: Butler...Butler...Hey Butler! Santa: Looks like he big timed us. BS: Yeah, he's been known to do that. He never thanks anyone at KB and wouldn't even break bread with Bubba and Deion when they were in town. Santa: Well, I guess he doesn't need this. BS: Oh shit Santa! An I-pod filled with every B-side of every shitty 45rpm record made before 1980. Oh well, he probably has the real records anyway.

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