Drew Garabo Live Listening Thread - January 2015

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poor Geo

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that was Crazy Town that did the stick em song

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http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/673/Qkzh47.jpg

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Nervous Jared in the house

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must be the Suh interview

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damn Geo can't catch a break today

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olive garden and fazolis are so good

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can't beat that endless breadsticks and salad

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fried pickles are the way to go

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shout to Spizz

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pit bulls strike again

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:crylol: the mother in law impression

[RS]

Bird is the word

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http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/909/ocmqoP.jpg

[Chob]

Angry Kayla. :wood:

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she's fired up

[Chob]

Make one of Geo as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. Or Birdman the rapper. Or Birdman from that Michael Keaton movie.

The possibilities are endless.

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they've been done already. tried birdman the rapper, but the skin was a little too tough to blend ;))

[RS]

how about the chicken that always gets into those neverending fights with Peter Griffin on family guy?

[Chob]

How can you take your place amongst the photoshopping elite if you can't make Geo a black man?

[Chob]

Between the guy that used to work there making a ruckus in their parking lot and the current toiletry trauma, these are trying times at CMG Tampa.

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http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/912/NZ269a.jpg

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How can you take your place amongst the photoshopping elite if you can't make Geo a black man?

i'm a lazy photoshopper

[Chob]

:rofl: Outstanding. Drewbox was good too. I would've added that movie Kayla takes care of herself to.

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ah shit i forgot about that. the notebook

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"you are a liar!"

[Chob]

Can someone fill me in on this Swanson character? I've been out of the loop.

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gotta use kosher lure to catch jewfish?

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F john elway

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Can someone fill me in on this Swanson character? I've been out of the loop.

caller that Drew and Geo don't care for but Seth usually insists on taking his calls

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elway is such a douche

[Chob]

Rumor has it, he also has a distinct odor.

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:jj:

[SJ]

Thanks for the mention Drew :brofist:

[SJ]

those edibles are fucking dangerous as shit.

little gumdrop will fuck you up for 5 hours

[SJ]

parrots live 100+ years

[RS]

Whoa sj in here

[SJ]

Whoa sj in here
gun talk on diacos... that's like talking future science to a cave man.

[SJ]

I have a million birdman chop ideas now

[Drew Garabo]

Thanks for the mention Drew :brofist:

No sweat! Thanks for the reminder & for listening to the show.

And yeah, those edibles are no joke. I may or may not have some friends who tried caramels and vomited.

:)

[SJ]

No sweat! Thanks for the reminder & for listening to the show.

And yeah, those edibles are no joke. I may or may not have some friends who tried caramels and vomited.

:)
one of my friends ate one of those gumdrops before a family dinner this christmas. He flipped out and had to leave :jj:

Loving this birdman angle btw. "birdman just pecking away" :rofl:

[SJ]

connecting people through snapchat? did I hear that right?

Yeah that's going to end like stickam did. Badly, with lawsuits over under age allegations

[Chob]

connecting people through snapchat? did I hear that right?

Yeah that's going to end like stickam did. Badly, with lawsuits over under age allegations
I forgot that's what did Stickam in. Can't be easy being in the internet meetup app/site business. No matter how good your intentions, someone will be out there to fuck up your original vision and then you'll have outside pressure to "do something about it" even though you can't stop every fucking creep out there.

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that's what happened to Stickam? I thought they just went bankrupt

[Chob]

that's what happened to Stickam? I thought they just went bankrupt
Well it was definitely a major contributing factor if not the definitive one.

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buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy

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i had so many problems with my samurai. still a fun ride though

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kayla!

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Kayla is dropping another log

[Chob]

I just spontaneously grabbed a lighter and started swaying back and forth.

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don west!

[RS]

SING IT BEEEEOTCH

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we used to get high and watch the baseball card hocking and laughed our asses off

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFCHf72pR_4

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A KEN GRIFFEY ROOKIE!!!!!!!!

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FOLKS THIS CARD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!

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TOPPS TRADED TIFFANY MINT CONDITION!! PSA 9!!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ5NRPrGEv4

[Chob]

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A
SELFISH
PRICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIn0GchsGo8

[Chob]

Best Don West moment ever. And one of the most shocking heel turns ever.

[Chob]

You were neutral. NEUTRAL!

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don west was the man

[Chob]

Shtick aside. No wonder people make fun of wrestling. :jj:

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$50 it was a Nick Nolte bit

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ugh an ohio state bragging bit

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OH!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

ugh an ohio state bragging bit

Suck it haters....OH!

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this is awful

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

#thirdstringstrong...Bitch!

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:wave3: Cpt

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:wave3: Cpt

Sup Nga, figured I drop in and say hi.

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OH!

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Jared in the house

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:crylol: this is great

[RS]

BITCH

OH

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BECAUSE WE WON BITCH!!

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can't wait to hear Mo defend this

[RS]

That was pretty damn funny

[Chob]

The academy is racist against yellow brick people.

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dick poop ;))

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root canal?

[RS]

dick poop ;))

I wonder if Dick Poop is friends with Dick Pound

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound

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:jj:

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the craigslist calls never disappoint

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mango habanero is so good

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http://www.onlineauction.com/auction/2076173

[Chob]

What the fuck Mo?

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OH!

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sounds like a normal ralphie may show

[RS]

I'm disappointed by the lack of Cat Named Mo drops today.

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BITCH!

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can't wait for the hottest bird owner contest

[RS]

can't wait for the hottest bird owner contest

"Where did bird man go?"

"He flew the coop"

I hope they keep ribbing him for this after this contest is over.

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there's your Mo drop :jj:

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"Where did bird man go?"

"He flew the coop"

I hope they keep ribbing him for this after this contest is over.

i don't think he'll ever hear the end of it. i can't believe how many different bird references they come up with :jj:

[Drew Garabo]

"Where did bird man go?"

"He flew the coop"

I hope they keep ribbing him for this after this contest is over.

Pardon the double negative, but I can't see that not happening.

Insider tip: all rejoins today have been and will be bird-related.

#Fly

[RS]

Can't believe this song hasn't been added to the show in any way yet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA

[Chob]

I too get angry when people that are paid to write make stupid typos.

[Drew Garabo]

Can't believe this song hasn't been added to the show in any way yet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA

Coming up next!

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Did Mr Bill the traffic guy have some dental work done today? He sounds like SJ's Dr Chobbles voice

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:jj: poor Geo

[RS]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[RS]

Huh... that's odd... I thought that would big news.

Well there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece: a headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.

Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

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nice shoutout

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Geo seems to have an extensive knowledge of birds

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i hope they get a photo of Geo with all the birds

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left a mic on

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https://33.media.tumblr.com/4a705bf11f903598c6cf9d9d1334b986/tumblr_mtihilWzXZ1s73533o3_400.gif

[RS]

http://i62.tinypic.com/ick9yv.jpg

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too bad Geo is married. he could probably hook up with these girls and bring his bird home a hot african grey too

[Chob]

too bad Geo is married. he could probably hook up with these girls and bring his bird home a hot african grey too
He'd be the ultimate wingman. ;))

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:crylol:

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great tattoo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7cFvJHIMAAPcr3.jpg

[RS]

He'd be the ultimate wingman. ;))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fWr6CBARMw

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this must be the cop thats hiding on the interstate

[The Butler]

He'd be the ultimate wingman. ;))

http://media.giphy.com/media/SUeUCn53naadO/giphy.gif

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the caramel macchiato is so good

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Chick-Fil-A wedding

[Chob]

the caramel macchiato is so good
Henry Hill agrees.

[Chob]

My personal favorite Pacino clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTpEoi0tzE

[RS]

BECAUSE WE WON BITCH

[RS]

Pacino rapping sounds like bill Cosby with a cold

[Chob]

Pacino rapping sounds like bill Cosby with a cold
Less rapey than Cosby I'm assuming.

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sounds like a lot lizard hookup

[SJ]

Hey all.

[RS]

HI SJ HOW WAS WORK TODAY?

[SJ]

oh you know... as tiresome as it was manning your yacht in the pacific is.

[SJ]

why you yelling dude?

[Chob]

White Shadow was a Nick at Nite staple for a while.

[RS]

BECAUSE ITS FUCKING LOUD ON THIS TRAIN ITS LIKE THESE NIG NOGS THINK THEY ARE AT A MOVIE THEATER INSTEAD OF AN L TRAIN.

[SJ]

BECAUSE ITS FUCKING LOUD ON THIS TRAIN ITS LIKE THESE NIG NOGS THINK THEY ARE AT A MOVIE THEATER INSTEAD OF AN L TRAIN.
ok you're not that stupid

[SJ]

or cool enough to use all caps :whistle:

[RS]

That was a fast interview

[SJ]

sometimes you gotta get in and get out

you know.. so you don't end up with a knocked up stalker

[Chob]

sometimes you gotta get in and get out

you know.. so you don't end up with a knocked up stalker
Cosby please...

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Geo has to be pulling for the seahawks

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that guy is on to something. Geo doesn't like breakfast because it usually involves eggs

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kayla!

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another great week of shows as usual :bigclap:

[Drew Garabo]

another great week of shows as usual :bigclap:

Thanks so much! I hope people are enjoying the show as much as we are enjoying doing it. I'm very lucky to have a crew of extremely talented people with whom I have chemistry. Take care, and thanks for interacting here about the show.

[RS]

BECAUSE WE WON BITCH

[SJ]

good afternoon everyone

[Chob]

good afternoon everyone
:denzil:

[SJ]

Did I miss anything exciting today? :jj:

[Chob]

Well Fish and milk mentioned database errors but they were the only ones to see them. Not really "exciting," more like "pain in the ass."

[Chob]

This fuckin' guy. :ober:

[SJ]

it happens...

all I want to know about this story - did the kid confirm or did the parents confirm? if it was just the kid these other parents are idiots.

[SJ]

it happens...

all I want to know about this story - did the kid confirm or did the parents confirm? if it was just the kid these other parents are idiots.

[Chob]

Yikes. These parents are dicks.

[SJ]

see? :jj:

[Chob]

Well shit, here we go again with the slow down.

[Chob]

The gynecologist line is a good one to shut people up. Might have to remember that. :bigthink:

[SJ]

brick :jj:

[Chob]

Brick. :jj: Man, it's about time for a Lawnz call. :whistle:

[SJ]

seth has a bit of "tuddle" in his voice but he you can tell them apart cause of the lisp

[Chob]

I remember that. But if being creepy was enough to get Cox management on your ass, everyone on the station would be getting called in. :jj:

[SJ]

wouldn't the guy picking up tranny hookers and getting busted, be #1 on your creepy list?

[SJ]

not for nothing - but you're in florida....

WHY do you have indoor golf? :jj:

that just sounds douchey

[SJ]

I'm wondering who trained this robot in my avatar :bigthink:

[Chob]

not for nothing - but you're in florida....

WHY do you have indoor golf? :jj:

that just sounds douchey
I've been to Florida and they can get some seriously nasty storms. So I guess that's why.

Also, air conditioning can be a life saver.

[SJ]

I've been to Florida and they can get some seriously nasty storms. So I guess that's why.

Also, air conditioning can be a life saver.
still seems to fly in the face of the definition of golf.

Only indoor exception I would make is glow in the dark

[Chob]

I knew that looked familiar.
https://mattsko.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/camera232.jpg

[SJ]

come to think of it though - if you could just play golf in a big mansion - that actually sounds 100x more fun then normal outside golf.

[SJ]

imagine trying to chip up a staircase? that sounds challenging

[Chob]

come to think of it though - if you could just play golf in a big mansion - that actually sounds 100x more fun then normal outside golf.
Golf mansion sounds like a good money making tourist trap. BRB making a Kickstarter.

[Chob]

Followed.

[SJ]

http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/birdmangeo.jpg

[Chob]

All I had to hear was "R2-D2 dress."

[Chob]

I like popcorn, but never have it at the movies, is that weird? Usually I'll go for M&M's.

[SJ]

caramel corn

chocolate... not that different

[SJ]

knock knock

yes?

sir, your son is saying penis

:rofl:

close door

[Chob]

This kid sounds like he's gonna grow up to be a douche.

And I admire the restraint Drew showed there in not making a sarcastic remark.

[Chob]

Geo likes a tattletale? He probably likes Informer too.

[SJ]

informant geo :jj:

He's keeping six on the reds

[SJ]

Geo likes a tattletale? He probably likes Informer too.
:snow:

[Chob]

Honestly though, I love that song unironically.

[SJ]

Honestly though, I love that song unironically.
hard not to. It has that pop catchyness to it.

[Chob]

White guy reggae is a gift from whatever higher power you may or may not believe in.

[RS]

Mother in law impression is great

[SJ]

he just imitated all the jamaicans.. they make excellent jerk chicken

[SJ]

this commercial makes no sense

[Chob]

Jerk chicken is delicious.

[Chob]

Maybe all Patty wanted was just one Pepsi.

[SJ]

that chick is whack

[Chob]

Speaking of, I saw Suicidal Tendencies open for Slayer and they didn't even play Institutionalized. I hate when bands pull that nonsense. That is such a douchey move.

[Drew Garabo]

Maybe all Patty wanted was just one Pepsi.

Coming up next!

[SJ]

maybe they can't :jj:

[SJ]

:rock:

[RS]

Drew's mother in law impression reminds of this

DANCE ANYONE LIKE A DANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiB6gd3o_aM

[SJ]

sounds like he's trying to make the bird explode :jj:

[SJ]

CLEAR!

[Chob]

As long as you're not talking about anything Majora's Mask related, we're cool. :jj:

[Chob]

We need more details about Danielle's "it's not ok" moment.

[SJ]

damn I missed the kayla audio eating

[Chob]

This song was not made by Avo, so that's an instant plus.

[Chob]

The trailer looks so fucking corny. Might be fun to watch it with people and make fun of it.

[Chob]

The midnight screening on Cinema's Snob's site is gonna be fucking hilarious.

[RS]

OH

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BITCH!

[SJ]

sup pj

[SJ]

Ask for greg

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sup pj

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White guy reggae is a gift from whatever higher power you may or may not believe in.

:brofist:

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pierced nipples are gross

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:crylol: the craigslist calls are great

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oh my god this lady is setting these up perfectly

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beak of an angel :jj:

[SJ]

Drew Garabo Live starts NOW

[SJ]

even canadians know to stay out of pascoe

[Chob]

"He throws a great deflated ball." :jj:

How fucking embarrassing this must be for the NFL. This is like something elementary schoolers would pull.

[SJ]

aren't these just allegations?

lets not cosby on this

[SJ]

hands at ten and two drew.

[PissJug]

wow i don't think i could drive while eating a subway sub

[Chob]

aren't these just allegations?

lets not cosby on this
I refuse someone would be stupid enough to pull this ball deflating nonsense. So let's hope so.

[SJ]

I hate eating while driving. you have to rest it on your lap when you corner and I drive a standard so it's next to impossible

[SJ]

cinques garcons

[Chob]

I hate eating while driving. you have to rest it on your lap when you corner and I drive a standard so it's next to impossible
I never do it. Hell I'm one of the few that can claim to never be on my phone while driving. I'm already tense enough and prone to start raging at idiots on the road.

[SJ]

"my mom likes the special sauce"

there's a million jokes right there

[Chob]

Double patties are the shit. But sometimes I'll just go multiple burgers off a value menu. Like BK's Rodeo Burger.

[Chob]

I get passionate about burgers. :jj:

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Central Park is the best burger i've ever had

[SJ]

nice trolling with the dlr

[SJ]

Central Park is the best burger i've ever had
I'm more of a central perk fan

[Chob]

With the crap I love to eat, it's amazing I'm not over 200 lbs.

[SJ]

you can't eat nuggets with no sauce

[PissJug]

i'm so damn hungry now

[Chob]

I'm more of a central perk fan
They'll be there for you.

[SJ]

yep

they did this yesterday too

[Chob]

I had a post formulated in my head regarding Kayla and sauce, but I don't want to be that guy.

[SJ]

I'm sorry, but that vampire baby commercial lacks so much context it's just noise.

[PissJug]

i thought Newsroom was good start to finish. sucks the last season was abbreviated

[Chob]

You have to go with the orange Gatorade. It's the only one that sort of fits in the breakfast environment considering people have orange juice in the morning.

[SJ]

mixing soda fountain drinks...

[Chob]

Stalloneaphone needs to be an actual call in line, like the Gangster Party Line.

[Chob]

Criminal on the line? I'd pot this up underneath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI

[Chob]

Catch y'all later.

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:wave3:

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funky boss funky bald ass boss

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OH!!

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red light special is pretty good

[SJ]

can't wait for the 6 hour to find out who from the BDRS is playing hot fingers

[Chob]

The real money is in video game NFC figures with trainable AI and statues of creepy woodland imps.

[Chob]

Fucking scalpers are pissing me off lately so this topic is making me rage. :jj:

[SJ]

these import charges on ebay are fucking crazy

nintendo wii u - 269.00

shipping 16.95

import fees: 40 fucking dollars

[Chob]

these import charges on ebay are fucking crazy

nintendo wii u - 269.00

shipping 16.95

import fees: 40 fucking dollars
Just hop the damn border.

[Chob]

Super Himalaya. :jj: Those are the shit.

[SJ]

this should be good :munch:

[Chob]

Fuckin' Mo. :rofl:

[Chob]

They should cross promote and put it on Craigslist for Need Gone.