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Lerch
08-07-2014, 07:33 PM
PJ, you got the game on?

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:33 PM
"great to be back"

you were gone a week

bubba takes that off every two weeks :jj:

RS
08-07-2014, 07:33 PM
oh shit there are a lot of games on tonight.

Bears are tomorrow though.

ok you guys can go back to WWF talk now

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:34 PM
He'll need bad luck to get into a game. :rimshot:
;))

pats game starting now

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:36 PM
PJ, you got the game on?

watching the Jets game right now waiting to see Vick play

got the Preseason Live deal again

its 25% off if you use DTV25 promo code

The Butler
08-07-2014, 07:40 PM
Hey now!

:cheers:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:40 PM
tom terrific not playing? wtf

RS
08-07-2014, 07:41 PM
dude it's preseason game one, nobody plays.

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:42 PM
the starters usually play a series or two

Lerch
08-07-2014, 07:44 PM
tom terrific not playing? wtf

hasn't played game one of PS in four years.

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:44 PM
watching the Jets game right now waiting to see Vick play

got the Preseason Live deal again

its 25% off if you use DTV25 promo code
right now you can save 50% off all "forum moderator" active wear including bandanas and do rags

Chob
08-07-2014, 07:44 PM
watching the Jets game right now waiting to see Vick play

got the Preseason Live deal again

its 25% off if you use DTV25 promo code
Thanks for the live read. :jj:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 07:45 PM
Thanks for the live read. :jj:

:tuddlelol:

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:46 PM
oh and we're taking pre-orders for the first ever "Dr Chobbles" action figure

it comes with a keyboard and the figure has karate arms so you can "BAN" someone with ninja precision.

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:47 PM
oh and we're taking pre-orders for the first ever "Dr Chobbles" action figure

it comes with a keyboard and the figure has karate arms so you can "BAN" someone with ninja precision.

is it anatomically correct?

asking for a friend

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 07:47 PM
oh and we're taking pre-orders for the first ever "Dr Chobbles" action figure

it comes with a keyboard and the figure has karate arms so you can "BAN" someone with ninja precision.

Put me down for one.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 07:47 PM
he types himself in H-A-M-P-I-S-S

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:48 PM
is it anatomically correct?

asking for a friend
as chob says... "of course"

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:48 PM
I need to make up for some losses in our die cast car division :whistle:

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:49 PM
sounds like the night tuddle had

I wonder if he had pants or not

Lerch
08-07-2014, 07:49 PM
this story is about Fish's old teacher.

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:49 PM
cafepress.com/chobblesmerch ?

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:50 PM
lootchob.com

RS
08-07-2014, 07:50 PM
that restaurant owner in MN that added a 35 cent "minimum wage fee" to his receipts is getting flamed like a motherfucker on Yelp right now.

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:51 PM
this chick was dry shaving in a car while driving?

omg why?

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:51 PM
with her ex in the car :rofl:

omg this had to have been in florida

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 07:51 PM
This story is a riot, white trash is the best trash! :jj:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:51 PM
lootchob.com
:jj:
whats the theme this month?

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 07:51 PM
I need to make up for some losses in our die cast car division :whistle:

http://www.figurerealm.com/userimages/customs/19000/18657-2.jpg

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:52 PM
:jj:
whats the theme this month?
office safety

The Butler
08-07-2014, 07:52 PM
this chick was dry shaving in a car while driving?

omg why?

Never underestimate the need for a clean slit.

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 07:52 PM
Order today and get the limited edition Mac Book.

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:52 PM
http://www.figurerealm.com/userimages/customs/19000/18657-2.jpg
too much hair but that's a good start :jj:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 07:52 PM
:jj:
whats the theme this month?

Anger...and lots of it.

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:53 PM
Never underestimate the need for a clean slit.
how is it gonna be clean in the car?

it's gonna have hair stuck all up in it

ugh

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:53 PM
NNN TNA commentary on tonight?

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:54 PM
NNN TNA commentary on tonight?
burke has replaced my new key broadcast team it seems :idk:

they keep no showing on me :jj:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:55 PM
shitty

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:55 PM
I can't wait for tonight's tna

dreamer spoilered what happens and I can't fucking wait

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:55 PM
yeah that was funny

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 07:55 PM
What? who no shows? the audience ;D

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 07:55 PM
NNN TNA commentary on tonight?

Wrasslin? With all this football on?

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:57 PM
Vick still got the wheels

SJ
08-07-2014, 07:58 PM
What? who no shows? the audience ;D
no you guys sold me out monday for burke and well you're right so did our audience :jj:

everyone sold out. motherfuckers

PissJug
08-07-2014, 07:58 PM
i was down

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:00 PM
no you guys sold me out monday for burke and well you're right so did our audience :jj:

everyone sold out. motherfuckers

We didn't sell out, we bought in.

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 08:00 PM
I sold out and didn't make any money, I suck! :jj:

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:02 PM
is it anatomically correct?

asking for a friend
:eyebrows:

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:02 PM
We didn't sell out, we bought in.
Cpt. Rollins in the house.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:03 PM
everyone sold out. motherfuckers

We're whoers. Say it!

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:04 PM
http://www.figurerealm.com/userimages/customs/19000/18657-2.jpg
Is this supposed to be AVGN?

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:05 PM
Is this supposed to be AVGN?

No idea, I typed in "nerd action figure" and that's what came up :jj:

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 08:06 PM
Looks like something from Robot Chicken.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:07 PM
No idea, I typed in "nerd action figure" and that's what came up :jj:

The Chob action figure comes with a sock for stuffing.

PissJug
08-07-2014, 08:07 PM
TD Jets :woot:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 08:09 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BudtH6wIQAAzVEe.jpg

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:09 PM
Hey Butler, Carlos Hyde looked good for the 9ers in limited duty tonight.

RS
08-07-2014, 08:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gO59rZrisQ

PissJug
08-07-2014, 08:10 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bud5G00CcAAKLIH.png

SJ
08-07-2014, 08:10 PM
We didn't sell out, we bought in.
you throw away another 300?

you walked into that one dude

SJ
08-07-2014, 08:11 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bud5G00CcAAKLIH.png
I have a ghostbusters shirt and the ghost is hitting a glass pipe and it says no crackheads :jj:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:11 PM
you throw away another 300?

you walked into that one dude

300 on what?

SJ
08-07-2014, 08:12 PM
300 on what?
remember the last time you bought in? :jj:

RS
08-07-2014, 08:12 PM
wallpaper

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:13 PM
Hey Butler, Carlos Hyde looked good for the 9ers in limited duty tonight.

Good to hear. He's gonna be tough to replace.

SJ
08-07-2014, 08:13 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BudtH6wIQAAzVEe.jpg
it looks like persian kevin smith

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:13 PM
I aspire to never drunkenly play with guns and almost shoot someone like an idiot. :trollface:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:14 PM
remember the last time you bought in? :jj:

I've blocked that memory out of my sub conscience, so I have no idea what you're talking about :whistle:

SJ
08-07-2014, 08:14 PM
Fish just posted this from the lake guys

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BueagrKIQAAgvdg.jpg

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:16 PM
That's gorgeous, I'm jealous. We're having a mini tropical storm blowing through right now.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:17 PM
Yet another perfect Thursday night for golf. 80 and sunny.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:22 PM
Is it setting your perceived expectations low, or is it just being honest and realistic with yourself?

1c
08-07-2014, 08:23 PM
Yet another perfect Thursday night for golf. 80 and sunny.

What did you shoot?
Don't lie
:beer2:

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:23 PM
OH MY GOD ENOUGH ABOUT THE FUCKING TROPHIES.

Why do hosts fixate on that?

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:25 PM
Still a stuttering idiot.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:26 PM
Lawnz locking up.

And Shando no selling Whisky Girl's birthday shoutout.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:26 PM
What did you shoot?
Don't lie
:beer2:

A fat 51.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:27 PM
A fat 51.

9 holes?

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:27 PM
Still a stuttering idiot.
I'd much rather have him recite the NFL HOF schedule.

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:27 PM
9 holes?
No waiting.

1c
08-07-2014, 08:28 PM
Lawnz locking up.

And Shando no selling Whisky Girl's birthday shoutout.

How old is that whore now?

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:28 PM
Poster should've had Hogan on it for "work smart."

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:28 PM
9 holes?

Yeah. Swing was way out of sync and I couldn't get a putt to drop.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:29 PM
This conversation sounds vaguely familiar...:burke:

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:29 PM
:jj:

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:30 PM
Still a stuttering idiot.

Ya stutterin' mutterin' prick ya.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:30 PM
Shut that damn dog up.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:30 PM
Poster should've had Hogan on it for "work smart."

With an "everyone cuts their own deal bruther" in fine print at the bottom.

1c
08-07-2014, 08:30 PM
A fat 51.

What's par on there?
Lots of par 3's no?

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:30 PM
I'd much rather have him recite the NFL HOF schedule.

I was the best guest that show had in a month.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:30 PM
Dig Safe

1c
08-07-2014, 08:31 PM
Is this Chob's mom on the line?

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:31 PM
With an "everyone cuts their own deal bruther" in fine print at the bottom.
:brofist:
I was the best guest that show had in a month.
Not exactly something to brag about. :jj:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:31 PM
I was the best guest that show had in a month.

You killed that call, I can't lie. :brofist:

milkman
08-07-2014, 08:32 PM
Is this Chob's mom on the line?

No this kid has a real job!! :teehee:

man these night time callers. Gotta love em! :D

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:33 PM
Kids these days have to meet goals set by others, not their own. It's tremendous pressure. Wouldn't it be better to set goals and if you don't meet them, temper the results and approach it differently?

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:33 PM
What's par on there?
Lots of par 3's no?

Par 36. 2 3's, 2 5's. The 3's played 175 and 200. This ain't no pitch and putt.

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:33 PM
I'd much rather have him recite the NFL HOF schedule.

A guy with a bad sttter gets a job selling bibles. The end of the first day, he say to the boss, "Iiiii ssssssold fffffffive hhhhhundred bbbbbbibles tttoday." The boss says "How'd you do that?" The guy says "Iiiiiii aassked tttthem wwwwwould yyyyyyyou llllllike ttto bbbbbbbbbuy a bi-bible ororor you you want want me to read it to you?"

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:34 PM
Par 36. 2 3's, 2 5's. The 3's played 175 and 200. This ain't not pitch and putt.

Hit the beer cart?

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:35 PM
A guy with a bad sttter gets a job selling bibles. The end of the first day, he say to the boss, "Iiiii ssssssold fffffffive hhhhhundred bbbbbbibles tttoday." The boss says "How'd you do that?" The guy says "Iiiiiii aassked tttthem wwwwwould yyyyyyyou llllllike ttto bbbbbbbbbuy a bi-bible ororor you you want want me to read it to you?"
BL's Joke Hunt. :jj:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 08:35 PM
super bowl rematch in 25 mins

1c
08-07-2014, 08:35 PM
Par 36. 2 3's, 2 5's. The 3's played 175 and 200. This ain't no pitch and putt.

51 ain't that great from the ladies T's
:jj:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:35 PM
A guy with a bad sttter gets a job selling bibles. The end of the first day, he say to the boss, "Iiiii ssssssold fffffffive hhhhhundred bbbbbbibles tttoday." The boss says "How'd you do that?" The guy says "Iiiiiii aassked tttthem wwwwwould yyyyyyyou llllllike ttto bbbbbbbbbuy a bi-bible ororor you you want want me to read it to you?"

:jl2:

milkman
08-07-2014, 08:35 PM
Kids these days have to meet goals set by others, not their own. It's tremendous pressure. Wouldn't it be better to set goals and if you don't meet them, temper the results and approach it differently?

Not here. That is what I taught my kids. Set ur own goals and go for them. make them reasonable but hard to reach. It's all up to you.

Don't call me! :jj:

1c
08-07-2014, 08:35 PM
super bowl rematch in 25 mins

:brofist:
It's up in the Vbook

PissJug
08-07-2014, 08:36 PM
nice

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:36 PM
This commercial with the talking house appliances, I'd rather sit through that stupid Safe Touch commercial where the guy goes "I hate Safe Touch!"

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:36 PM
Hit the beer cart?

Is this a rhetorical question?

Actually I didn't. I bought 3 on ice to start the round. :jj:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 08:36 PM
can you stick the ATL/MIA game in there for tomorrow night please sir

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:37 PM
Hey PJ, just saw your boys lost another LB for the year with a blow'd out ACL. Shitty bro.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:37 PM
51 ain't that great from the ladies T's
:jj:

No shit. I didn't know. :getsome:

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:37 PM
Not here. That is what I taught my kids. Set ur own goals and go for them. make them reasonable but hard to reach. It's all up to you.

Don't call me! :jj:

That's what I said, or tried to say.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:37 PM
Can we go back to talking about how big 1c's head is?

1c
08-07-2014, 08:38 PM
Start thinking about your teams O/U for wins this year and PM them to me.
I'll give you better odds if you say they will make the playoffs.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:38 PM
:brofist:
It's up in the Vbook

Betting on pre-season? That's a new low. I'm in :jj:

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:38 PM
BL's Joke Hunt. :jj:


At least I didn't get my toenails ripped out by a Pennysaver doctor. That makes me cringe every time I hear about it. Ouch.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:39 PM
O/U for the Browns is 6. They will not make the playoffs.

1c
08-07-2014, 08:39 PM
Can we go back to talking about how big 1c's head is?

How many times you have to drop your drawers and hit from the bitches T's tonight. :jj:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 08:39 PM
Hey PJ, just saw your boys lost another LB for the year with a blow'd out ACL. Shitty bro.

last year all over again :getsome:

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:41 PM
We're flooded with lawyers? Better watch your alcohol consumption and driving.

1c
08-07-2014, 08:41 PM
O/U for the Browns is 6. They will not make the playoffs.

Damn...
I won a fuckton of cash on your Brown win 8 last year :rolf2:

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:41 PM
How many times you have to drop your drawers and hit from the bitches T's tonight. :jj:

Not once. Although I did yank the first tee shot off the cart shed. Double on that hole.

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:42 PM
Isn't Lollapalooza corporate as hell now? This isn't fucking Woodstock. Even that became all corporate.

1c
08-07-2014, 08:43 PM
Not once. Although I did yank the first tee shot off the cart shed. Double on that hole.

What's the first hole there?
Par and distance?

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:43 PM
It's really strange with my family. My Mom is a nurse, my Dad is a former X-ray tech and teacher, my Aunt is a psychologist, one of two of my Uncles are lawyers, my Sister is going into speech pathology, what's my calling in life? Entertainment.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:44 PM
What's fucked up is the people who work and don't want to be there and don't care if they can do it right.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:44 PM
Those ngas answer questions with 2 questions.

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:45 PM
Is Jack Cates in Korea? Burke just teased someone from Korea being on tomorrow night.

milkman
08-07-2014, 08:45 PM
So the only games tonight are on NFL net?

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:46 PM
Your fucking jawz sucks dude, Costa Rica, not Korea.

1c
08-07-2014, 08:46 PM
It's really strange with my family. My Mom is a nurse, my Dad is a former X-ray tech and teacher, my Aunt is a psychologist, one of two of my Uncles are lawyers, my Sister is going into speech pathology, what's my calling in life? Entertainment.

You have a gift when it comes to entertaining folks.

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:46 PM
Is Jack Cates in Korea? Burke just teased someone from Korea being on tomorrow night.
I hope Cates is somewhere without access to a phone.

milkman
08-07-2014, 08:46 PM
hahaha

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:47 PM
Tom Banks/Jack Cates?
http://bunburyinthestacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Darth-Vader-Nooooo.jpg

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:48 PM
Wait, you're not deaf too?

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:48 PM
I was shown how to change a tire years ago, don't think I can do it now.

milkman
08-07-2014, 08:48 PM
You have a gift when it comes to entertaining folks.

Really? Which "folks" are these?? :idk:

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 08:49 PM
I learned how to strip down and clean my AR on youtube.

PissJug
08-07-2014, 08:49 PM
So the only games tonight are on NFL net?

i got all of em :dance:

and you can to for the low price of $14.99 using promo code DTV25

https://preseason.nfl.com

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:49 PM
Haynes auto repair manual aka "The Mexican Bible"

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:50 PM
I learned how to strip down and clean my AR on youtube.

Uncle Sam taught me how to do it.

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 08:50 PM
I get 2 games for free. ;D

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:50 PM
What's the first hole there?
Par and distance?

Par 4, 440 yds.

1c
08-07-2014, 08:51 PM
Really? Which "folks" are these?? :idk:

African kids with Ebola..

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:51 PM
Jacob two times in the house, in the house.

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:53 PM
Jacob folds his money the same way I do. They have an app that can tell you what money denomination you have, it only works for bills.

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:53 PM
Jacob two times in the house, in the house.
I'd say something about this call, but I'd feel bad. But I'd feel bad. :jj:

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:53 PM
As long as Larry Hagman is still ok.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:54 PM
I'd say something about this call, but I'd feel bad. But I'd feel bad. :jj:

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:55 PM
you don't know what these callers have done to me, done to me. :drinkup: :suicide:

milkman
08-07-2014, 08:55 PM
Evil this fuck already! :suicide:

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:55 PM
Stop the pain.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:56 PM
As long as Larry Hagman is still ok.

I heard he's not doing well.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:56 PM
:jl2:

Chob
08-07-2014, 08:56 PM
BL should be happy this dude is around.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:57 PM
I'd like to hit Drew with a Big Bertha driver. :jj:

milkman
08-07-2014, 08:58 PM
STFU Drouchebag!

Lerch
08-07-2014, 08:58 PM
You'd like to punch him. Right in the pussy.

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 08:59 PM
Home buyer experts? Says who?

The Butler
08-07-2014, 08:59 PM
I'd like to hit Drew with a Big Bertha driver. :jj:

That;s way old technology.

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/9086/10h/origin-d3.scene7.com/is/image/Golfsmith/30098747_im__________0_gsi?hei=1200&wid=1200&op_sharpen=1

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 08:59 PM
You'd like to punch him. Right in the pussy.

:brofist:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:00 PM
#LOD

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 09:00 PM
That;s way old technology.

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/9086/10h/origin-d3.scene7.com/is/image/Golfsmith/30098747_im__________0_gsi?hei=1200&wid=1200&op_sharpen=1

Well I'm damn sure not ruining a good club on his ass :jj:

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:03 PM
Jim Florentine has ranted many times about the word "Selfy" on his podcast.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 09:04 PM
Belfie? :suicide:

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:05 PM
ESPN television and radio host Dan Le Batard was suspended for two days after he paid for billboards in Cleveland that mockingly read “You’re Welcome LeBron; Love, Miami” and displayed the two title rings he won with the Heat. The top line was written in Comic Sans, of course.

He's so butthurt.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 09:05 PM
ESPN television and radio host Dan Le Batard was suspended for two days after he paid for billboards in Cleveland that mockingly read “You’re Welcome LeBron; Love, Miami” and displayed the two title rings he won with the Heat. The top line was written in Comic Sans, of course.

He's so butthurt.

His show isn't funny either.

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:06 PM
ESPN television and radio host Dan Le Batard was suspended for two days after he paid for billboards in Cleveland that mockingly read “You’re Welcome LeBron; Love, Miami” and displayed the two title rings he won with the Heat. The top line was written in Comic Sans, of course.

He's so butthurt.
What do you expect from a guy with "tard" in his name? :jj:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:07 PM
this Chiefs/Bengals game is pretty good. hopefully Murray gets some snaps

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:08 PM
What do you expect from a guy with "tard" in his name? :jj:

I left the "comic sans" part in there just for you. :smug:

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:09 PM
I left the "comic sans" part in there just for you. :smug:
Word. :brofist:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:10 PM
NEATO!

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:12 PM
This guy is using a lot of crazy phrases. Pu down left right, maybe twice on Sundays...

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:12 PM
As much as I'm not a Le Betard fan, is that really a suspendable offense?

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:12 PM
Bubba didn't coin the word "pussyfication", that's from a George Carlin special.

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:15 PM
Bubba didn't coin the word "pussyfication", that's from a George Carlin special.
He probably thinks he did at this point. Kind of like NO HOMO. :lol:

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:16 PM
Bubba didn't coin the word "pussyfication", that's from a George Carlin special.
come on kid, bubba invented everything stern and I didn't invent

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:16 PM
He probably thinks he did at this point. Kind of like NO HOMO. :lol:
that was lonely island

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:16 PM
The iPhone will be unveiled on September 09, it should be open to the public on September 19.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:17 PM
Hey 1c, set your alarm. NFL Network is replaying the Super Bowl at 4:00 AM.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 09:17 PM
Bubba didn't invent homo, he perfected it.

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:17 PM
good I should be able to finally get an iphone 5

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:18 PM
Bubba didn't invent homo, he perfected it.
I thought Faggot Bruce perfected it.

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:19 PM
Hemp oil even makes your car run 10% more efficient.

RS
08-07-2014, 09:19 PM
I don't give a fuck if she pregnant, gimme the baby rings and the #1 Mom pendant.

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpdFrWuOs1o

:lowrider:

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:19 PM
Bubba didn't invent homo, he perfected it.

And the cuckold.

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpdFrWuOs1o

:lowrider:
CRANK THAT SHIT HOMIE. :brofist:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:20 PM
wish he put out some more songs

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:21 PM
cockblock block party :rofl:

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:22 PM
Keep sucking law enforcement dick, that'll make them forget you're an ex-con. :burke:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:22 PM
#Heel #Shoot

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:23 PM
steve #midcard jobs

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:24 PM
At least when I shoot there's no bullets involved. ;))

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:25 PM
#HEEL

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:25 PM
I was watching Impact and kept mistaking Bram for Eric Young for some reason.

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:25 PM
so you're shooting blanks? :teehee:

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:26 PM
Lashley looks like a dumber virgil

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:26 PM
nice td by the bengals

RS
08-07-2014, 09:26 PM
I was watching Compact and kept mistaking Bringham Young for Eric the Midget

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
08-07-2014, 09:26 PM
so you're shooting blanks? :teehee:

I am and proud of it budday. :jj:

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:28 PM
so you're shooting blanks? :teehee:

As backed up as he is, he's shootin' ropes.

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:30 PM
Ironic that one of the cops found not guilty in the Rodney King beating was named Coon.

Tuddle
08-07-2014, 09:32 PM
sounds like the night tuddle had

I wonder if he had pants or not


Nope I had my pants on when I woke up at ORMC

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:32 PM
I am and proud of it budday. :jj:

I'm considering getting a vasectomy one of these days.

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:33 PM
Nope I had my pants on when I woke up at ORMC
you ever find out anything more about what happened to you?

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:34 PM
I'm considering getting a vasectomy one of these days.
consider having sex first


sorry someone was gonna say it :jj:

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:34 PM
I'm considering getting a vasectomy one of these days.
Don't get ahead of yourself.

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 09:34 PM
Nope I had my pants on when I woke up at ORMC

Sounds like a good night. :D

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:35 PM
reading vasectomy and seeing chob's avatar out of the corner of my eye made me wince a little

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:35 PM
I thinI'd rather get snipped before getting down, I'm not pressing my luck with a rubber, only to have it break, then I'm footing the bill for an abortion.

Tuddle
08-07-2014, 09:36 PM
Sounds like a good night. :D


I wish I could remember so I could tell you.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:36 PM
Nope I had my pants on when I woke up at ORMC

I bet they had more than one DNA encrusted stain.

RS
08-07-2014, 09:37 PM
don't worry BL, you can't impregnate a Kleenex. I think you'll be just fine.

NeTaS
08-07-2014, 09:37 PM
Did you get roofied?

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:38 PM
Rick's turn to be reasonable. These aren't life or death situations.

1c
08-07-2014, 09:38 PM
TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS!!!!

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:40 PM
I thinI'd rather get snipped before getting down, I'm not pressing my luck with a rubber, only to have it break, then I'm footing the bill for an abortion.
it's not going to break

you gotta have some real good crazy sex to break a condom nowadays

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:40 PM
Don't get ahead of yourself.

Think of the money I'll save if I don't have to keep throwing it at the diaper industry.

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:40 PM
Did you get roofied?
I think he did for sure.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 09:41 PM
I thinI'd rather get snipped before getting down, I'm not pressing my luck with a rubber, only to have it break, then I'm footing the bill for an abortion.

hahaha :facepalm:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:41 PM
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Happy-Gilmore-Thumbs-Down.gif

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:41 PM
cock block

OH COP block :rofl:

that's what he's saying :jj:

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:41 PM
cock block

OH COP block :rofl:

that's what he's saying :jj:
Get your mind off the cock.

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:42 PM
I think he did for sure.

I think he took it willingly.

:tuddlewiggle:

Lerch
08-07-2014, 09:42 PM
cuckold block :classybubba:

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:42 PM
Jay Mohr does a rapidfire segment at the end of his show. I like that they are inspired by it.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 09:43 PM
TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS!!!!

Took 7 months. :jj:

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:44 PM
lightning delay wtf

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:44 PM
Jay Mohr does a rapidfire segment at the end of his show. I like that they are inspired by it.
No offense, but the term "Mohrior" is douchey as hell.

PissJug
08-07-2014, 09:44 PM
outdoor stadiums :rolleyes:

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:45 PM
cuckold block :classybubba:
"Cuck Block" will do. Keep it simple.

1c
08-07-2014, 09:46 PM
Took 7 months. :jj:

:rolf2:

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:47 PM
lightning delay wtf
yeah their season doesn't start for another month :teehee:

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:49 PM
When filming for Cuck Block, you need to do so in grainy, low quality footage.

Lerch
08-07-2014, 09:49 PM
:jj:

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:50 PM
lightning delay wtf

Happens one of the first couple weeks of high school season here about every year. Sometimes games take 2 days to finish.

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:52 PM
tell me it doesn't sound like he's saying cock block :rofl:

I can't stop laughing

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:52 PM
Is this our own Ace?

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:52 PM
ACE!

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:52 PM
:munch:

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:52 PM
Is this our own Ace?
yes it is

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:53 PM
Hang up on this shit caller. :jj:

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:53 PM
He put ACE over but not BL. A little shitty.

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:53 PM
Dig Deeper, would it kill ya?

BlindLawrence
08-07-2014, 09:53 PM
Where did he say he was from again?

RS
08-07-2014, 09:54 PM
O.G. Ace

Chob
08-07-2014, 09:54 PM
Of course you call to agree with Shannon, but not to tear into Rick. You lose your balls man? :jj:

The Butler
08-07-2014, 09:54 PM
Is Shannon still doing the podcast?

SJ
08-07-2014, 09:54 PM
Where did he say he was from again?
I missed what he said.. florida somewhere