The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[FishMuskys]

I would be if shuli wasn't on there... can't stand that cunt

Afternoons on 102. Shuli free zone.

[Chob]

Right where it belongs. :smug:
:colbert:

[NeTaS]

http://s3tapcdn-a.akamaihd.net/images/w444/fb/9b/23/75/1c3dc66c8a837baf027a2ab.jpg

[Ace]

Spice Show humor. :spicelol:

http://static1.beanscdn.co.uk/modules/ems-v2/article/images/boyscrying.gif.gif

[Spaz]

:jj:

[FishMuskys]

On a happy note...I have 18 sunflowers around 1 bird-feeder.

[Ace]

:colbert:

Horseshit town budday, so I'm told. So I'm told.

[Ace]

On a happy note...I have 18 sunflowers around 1 bird-feeder.

I love sunflowers.

[PissJug]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/833/funfunfun.jpg

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

On a happy note...I have 18 sunflowers around 1 bird-feeder.

Do you eat the seeds out of them? So good, so good :jj:

[TelegramSam]

I would be if shuli wasn't on there... can't stand that cunt
For some reason I can't get enough of Jay attacking Kevin Meaney.

[Ace]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/833/funfunfun.jpg

Boooooo

[Ace]

RRt's favorite host: Drew R. Garabo.

[jonstas]

alright, niggers... i'm out :hw: you kids take care

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So Drunk by noon Dawn calls Garabo now? :rolleyes:

[FishMuskys]

For some reason I can't get enough of Jay attacking Kevin Meaney.

:brofist:

[SJ]

later jonstas

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

RRt's favorite host: Drew R. Garabo.

:no:

[Chob]

alright, niggers... i'm out :hw: you kids take care
:denzil:

[FishMuskys]

alright, niggers... i'm out :hw: you kids take care

Have a good night man!

[milkman]

Yo hey Jontstas, L8R J!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

alright, niggers... i'm out :hw: you kids take care

Peace and Taco grease Vato :wave:

[Spaz]

See ya jonstas

[Ace]

alright, niggers... i'm out :hw: you kids take care

Stay underprivileged J. :wave:

[FishMuskys]

Damn, I must say...To get a finer piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster.

[SJ]

political correctness does not live here

[Ace]

:no:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bwqOVoWnSGc/T_nTjE90qTI/AAAAAAAADkE/7MmE46cLX6A/s1600/haters-gonna-hate-comb.gif

[Chob]

You guys think Craig Wall is listening?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

You guys think Craig Wall is listening?

Probably, he has way more in common with Shando, than he ever did with Spice. :jj:

[SJ]

You guys think Craig Wall is listening?
he even alive?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

he even alive?

It takes forever to get executed in Florida, he's fine :jj:

[FishMuskys]

You guys think Craig Wall is listening?

Nice callback! He probably is man...isn't he in for life?

[SJ]

no way rvd is going 15 minutes

[Ace]

You guys think Craig Wall is listening?

Almost brought that up in the first hour. Who knows.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

no way rvd is going 15 minutes

Nope, too fat and old these days.

[RS]

I liked him in bloodsport

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I love genetically modified seedless watermelon.

[BlindLawrence]

Steven A. Smith bugs me.

[PissJug]

well he is black ;))

[Ace]

Damn GMO-ers. Probably vaping while complaining.

[milkman]

Need some seedless blackberries! :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Damn GMO-ers. Probably vaping while complaining.

:brofist:

[Ace]

Bananas. The OG nanas weren't anywhere close to the ones you buy today.

[Ace]

Coming this winter: Sam Adams-GMO it's good.

[RS]

Oh no. Avocado Rocker.

[NeTaS]

I love night time callers.

[PissJug]

brent whats GMO?

[Ace]

Dammit Avo. Skyway...find it.

[milkman]

Get outta here douche bag fan!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Oh no. Avocado Rocker.

:suicide:

[FishMuskys]

Shannon just a little paranoid? :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

brent whats GMO?

:classybubba:

[TelegramSam]

Shannon should interview Doug Clem.

[RS]

Just waiting for Medicine Man to chime in

[FishMuskys]

Shannon should interview Doug Clem.

Ya lost me on that one.

[Ace]

Get outta here douche bag fan!

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140503221924/walkingdead/images/c/c5/Fuckingdoor.gif

[TelegramSam]

Ya lost me on that one.
He's an expert on fat kids, and how to raise one.

[Ace]

Still miss French Gio.

[TelegramSam]

That was like half an hour ago now, should have explained that callback better, damnit.

[Chob]

Dammit Avo. Skyway...find it.
He's turrible.

[PissJug]

:jj:

[FishMuskys]

Here's a class act.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuPJ2-WIcAAFBOk.jpg

[Chob]

Whoever mentioned Benny earlier, don't fucking jinx it.

[Ace]

Bitch I told you.

[Chob]

I don't blame Rick. You can't take chances on nighttime callers.

[Ace]

I don't blame Rick. You can't take chances on nighttime callers.

:getsome: FCC

[FishMuskys]

Hey Evrabody! It's BL! :woot:

[TelegramSam]

:getsome: FCC
Shando has the wrong politics to mess with the current one. I don't think Stern ever forgets the whipping he got for endorsing Gore and Kerry.

[Chob]

Spit it out bud. Make the first one on the new show count. :jj:

[milkman]

hahaha BL..uh umm uh umm uh uh I'll get it uhh umm! :jj:

[Chob]

Well, better luck next time BL.

[PissJug]

must have been a short call i tried to tune in and missed it

[FishMuskys]

Fuck this GMO shit...sounds like city problems to me. We grow good shit up here. hee heeee

[SJ]

must have been a short call i tried to tune in and missed it
ur boy on commentary

[PissJug]

Miz on commentary hell yeah

[PissJug]

ur boy on commentary

:brofist:

[NeTaS]

I got a bit for this ;D

[Ace]

Nerds.

[FishMuskys]

hahaha "Call in now while he still has a job." Great bumper.

[FishMuskys]

So this CBS feed I'm hearing will have Ferrell on next?

[PissJug]

nice win for ziggler

[Chob]

hahaha "Call in now while he still has a job." Great bumper.
"He may look like James Hetfield, but he sounds like Barry White" is the best one so far.

[SJ]

u can't wrestle chants :jj:

[NeTaS]

Miz looks like a gay prostitute!

[FishMuskys]

"He may look like James Hetfield, but he sounds like Barry White" is the best one so far.

hahaha That's strong man.

[Chob]

So this CBS feed I'm hearing will have Ferrell on next?
Yes.

[PissJug]

wwe universe loves Miz

[FishMuskys]

This is the same station Bubba is on too?

[SJ]

STARDUST!

[Chob]

This is the same station Bubba is on too?
Yes. It only took Shannon disassociating himself from Bubba to make it happen. :burke:

[Ace]

This is the same station Bubba is on too?

Funny huh?

[NeTaS]

www.allgaynudes/gallery/themiz

[FishMuskys]

:woot: Fuck The Bone!! I'm with SJ on this shit now.

[Chob]

The wives bumper is strong too.

[BlindLawrence]

He loves radio about as much as is four wives.

[BlindLawrence]

The one about the leaking motor oils pretty funny.

[PissJug]

www.allgaynudes/gallery/themiz

Miz aint no fayg

http://www.imagepax.com/admin/assets/37/Maryse%20Silver%20Wall.jpg

[FishMuskys]

The wives bumper is strong too.

Yeah, well done people. I like it.

[Chob]

Bone voice guy is best voice guy.

[PissJug]

boopity

[FishMuskys]

boopity

hahaha That was the best!

[Ace]

Der Der Der

[RS]

Damn, lotsa breaks on this show

[TelegramSam]

Bone voice guy is best voice guy.
I still miss Bubba's old voice guy that died. All the people he cut bumpers about aren't even associated with BTLS anymore so there isn't a reason to hear them now. :bigcry:

[Chob]

This business sounds skeevy.

[Ace]

Cutting it close Shando.

[PissJug]

1221 soundboard still works

[PissJug]

oh shit kane took his wig off

[Ace]

1221 soundboard still works

Lost mine. :bigcry:

[SJ]

oh shit kane took his wig off
hair provided by cpt mcgillicutty's house of hair

[milkman]

Well, good first show

[FishMuskys]

Time to light the campfire. :woot:

[Chob]

This should be the BDRS thread too because why not?

[FishMuskys]

This should be the BDRS thread too because why not?

What the fuck is that?

[Ace]

This should be the BDRS thread too because why not?

I'm still listening.

[Chob]

The 10 p.m. show with Mo and Jared. (shut up Butler)

[FishMuskys]

Fuck the Bone! Shake it up!!

[milkman]

Ughh Drouche on a mercial, had to shut it down. L8R

[Chob]

LOL, coming back with a minute left. :burke:

[FishMuskys]

:bigclap:

[RS]

It's the show with the affirmative action guy that laughs every 30 seconds for no reason at all

[Ace]

Ughh Drouche on a mercial, had to shut it down. L8R

The hate is strong.

[Ace]

It's the show with the affirmative action guy that laughs every 30 seconds for no reason at all

:rolleyes:

[PissJug]

the board did a big heel turn on Drew

[SJ]

I thought cowhead was the affirmative action hire?

[Chob]

Shannon on hold for Soundgarden tickets. :burke:

[Chob]

I thought cowhead was the affirmative action hire?
Since when are fat Italians a minority?

[SJ]

Since when are fat Italians a minority?
oh my bad :jj:

[Chob]

A stray canine got into the studio and shot him. :jj:

[Chob]

SJ, want to throw in a BDRS in the title and make this shit official?

[Chob]

Or not. It's up to you. :jj:

[Chob]

I'd gladly jump on Kayla. :eyebrows:

[Chob]

I'd probably end up with a face full of mace though. :jj:

[PissJug]

Kayla is steamy

[PissJug]

Spoon is done for the year wtf Ferrall

[Chob]

Fuck y'all then. :jj:
Spoon is done for the year wtf Ferrall
This ain't the Church of Ferrall pal.

[TJGoSurf]

I still miss Bubba's old voice guy that died. All the people he cut bumpers about aren't even associated with BTLS anymore so there isn't a reason to hear them now. :bigcry:

Brian James was great. But my favorite read he did was for the Super K5, "So exclusive not even the voice over guy can get one"

[SJ]

sup

[Chob]

That sex shop ad still creeps me out. It's probably a classy place, but still.

[Chob]

:rockout:

[Chob]

SJ, Lerch, call in and give Shannon back pain advice. The hell is going on? :jj:

[The Butler]

Shannon is building a studio at his house or somewhere else?

[FishMuskys]

This show still on? :ned:

[FishMuskys]

Oh yeah, Fuck The Bone! CBS Sports Orlando 810AM/93.1FM Rocks!

[Chob]

Shannon is building a studio at his house or somewhere else?
Not sure.
This show still on? :ned:
As long as the firearms, alcohol and canines are kept at a safe distance from each other. :hw:

[Lerch]

SJ, Lerch, call in and give Shannon back pain advice. The hell is going on? :jj:

You don't know what hard work has done to us. :burke:

[FishMuskys]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuTV51bCMAAhkON.jpg

[Lerch]

Shannon is building a studio at his house or somewhere else?

I'm pretty sure he has rented a space and is building it there.

[Chob]

Shando doesn't have any fabricators or builders to provide plugola for. ;))

[FishMuskys]

I think he either re-did the garage or is using a back room at Rizzo's hair salon.

[The Butler]

Studio gonna have a shower and a stage?

[Lerch]

Who else is on the Burke Radio Network? :rofl:

I think we should do a show and call it the BBRN. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Shando doesn't have any fabricators or builders to provide plugola for. ;))

Not any more.:lol:

[Chob]

Studio gonna have a shower and a stage?
You can save a lot of money cutting down on the ways to meat gaze.

[Lerch]

:jj: Perfect commercial.

[SJ]

sheesus

[Chob]

Who else is on the Burke Radio Network? :rofl:

I think we should do a show and call it the BBRN. :jj:
I like SBRN to avoid confusion.

[FishMuskys]

:jj: Perfect commercial.

hahaha No static at all!

[Chob]

I think he either re-did the garage or is using a back room at Rizzo's hair salon.
Shifty put up a pic where it showed off a MAME arcade. I'm jelly.

[FishMuskys]

Or are you listenin' o the Bone? If you were...CBS Sports Radio's 'mercial was better.;D

[FishMuskys]

Good bumpers.

[Lerch]

Or are you listenin' o the Bone? If you were...CBS Sports Radio's 'mercial was better.;D

:haha: No the one I heard was on the Bone, about back pain.

[FishMuskys]

:haha: No the one I heard was on the Bone, about back pain.

Irony man.

[RS]

Welcome to CostCo, I love you

[FishMuskys]

Happy hour went well for me.:vision:

[FishMuskys]

hee heeeeee

[RS]

Actually the Costco hot dogs are great, super fucking cheap

[FishMuskys]

I'm about 10 min. away from firin' up the Fish Family Corn-on-the-Cob Campfire Cookin' Extravaganza. :woot:

[FishMuskys]

I plan on shittin' myself. :jj:

Good thing the funeral I have to attend tomorrow isn't until 11am.

[RS]

whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a sec, Rick ALLOWED his gf to leave the house unattended?

[Chob]

whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a sec, Rick ALLOWED his gf to leave the house unattended?
I didn't catch that. How magnanimous of him if so.

[FishMuskys]

There are 8 bluejays in my backyard right now. Never seen that many at one time.

[Lerch]

Maybe Rick's girl will want to go to the movies more often.

[RS]

yes repost I know but the future RickJ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOesuPiHnLY

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Evenin Gents, just wrapped up Homeland, what a damn good show.

[RS]

Evenin Gents, just wrapped up Homeland, what a damn good show.

season finale?

I didn't expect that to really happen.

[FishMuskys]

Holy shit! Even I can't take on 2000 people at my place.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

season finale?

I didn't expect that to really happen.

Yeah, great show, can't wait til season 4.

[SJ]

hey cpt

[Chob]

Taz was choking nickels out before it was cool.

[Chob]

Dumb shit people do to amuse themselves has gotten dumber somehow. What happened to fucking around with fireworks or tossing rocks at cars off an overpass?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hurr let's light ourselves on fire durr :rolleyes:

[Lerch]

i have smashed a primer with a hammer.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Dumb shit people do to amuse themselves has gotten dumber somehow. What happened to fucking around with fireworks or tossing rocks at cars off an overpass?

Oh how I long for the days of niggerknocking on old man Jenkins' door :jj:

[Chob]

Oh how I long for the days of niggerknocking on old man Jenkins' door :jj:
See, now that's good old fashioned old school fun.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

See, now that's good old fashioned old school fun.

If you were really feeling adventurous you did the old flaming bag of dogshit on the doorstep gag. :teehee:

[SJ]

posting from bed

[Chob]

posting from bed
Dude. Did Canadian healthcare fail you again?

[RS]

thank god for the sickle cell.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

thank god for the sickle cell.

He's not Black, he's Canadian.

[RS]

Canadian is actually slang for shines in some circles

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Q-tips are great for cleaning guns. :proclaim:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Canadian is actually slang for shines in some circles

http://kimdalferes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/johnny-carson.jpg

[SJ]

qtips good for cleaning ur dick piercing... apparently

[Chob]

qtips good for cleaning ur dick piercing... apparently
:spicelol:

[SJ]

guybrator :rofl:

[Ace]

Late to the game... Had to upgrade my internets.

[Ace]

:banewave:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Late to the game... Had to upgrade my internets.

Evenin OG

[Ace]

Evenin OG

My nickel.

[Ace]

My wife picks out the kids earwax... Sometimes mine if I lapse and it builds.

[SJ]

ew

[Chob]

This whole topic...:lolwut:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I like this chick's dedication to fitness and dick jokes.

[SJ]

running dick joke

[Ace]

What...you guys don't use sex toys? :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What...you guys don't use sex toys? :jj:

:lolno:

[RS]

I have a left hand.

or my neighbor.

[SJ]

sex toys

like my all nude he man figure?

[BlindLawrence]

Just heard Batches promoting a hair place, I thought he was doing social media stuff.

[Ace]

No prostate ticklers? no homo

[Lerch]

Just eat a bunch of corn.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

No prostate ticklers? no homo

I'm pretty sure my marriage is over when my wife starts milking my prostate.

[RS]

sex toys

like my all nude he man figure?

RealDoll makes custom orders eh? The shipping to canadia must be expensive

[1c]

:beer2:

[RS]

oh fuck its Avocado

[Chob]

RealDoll makes custom orders eh? The shipping to canadia must be expensive
His Skeletor outfit also cost quite a bit too.

[Chob]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuTLVtbCEAAVTCZ.jpg

[Chob]

That's an obscene amount of dosh.

[Ace]

I'm pretty sure my marriage is over when my wife starts milking my prostate.

:jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

That's an obscene amount of dosh.

Bazinga!

[Ace]

Fuck that show. Tried to watch it once, worse 30 seconds of my life. That goes for Modern Family too. :vomit:

[RS]

Silly darkies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EiblYnB1EU

[Chob]

He's right about the people that like it. :whistle:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He's right about the people that like it. :whistle:

(Looks at 1C)

[1c]

Kelly is hot from BBT

[SJ]

the fuck is with the beeps

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What's up with the callers volume tonight?

[RS]

ear candling is a fucking joke.

neti pots are where it's at (yes, I realize that has nothing to do with your ear canal)

[Ace]

Man that's ear shattering. Pun intended.

[SJ]

ear candling is a fucking joke.

neti pots are where it's at (yes, I realize that has nothing to do with your ear canal)
actually your ear is connected to your nose

[RS]

those BEEPS remind me of the prank calls Sal and Richard would make to Jonah Falcon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeAKb9W_zZo

[SJ]

chip otley

[RS]

actually your ear is connected to your nose

well no shit sherlock why do you think there are ENTs here in MURRICA.

not sure what they call them there.

(and you don't jam a neti pot in your ear)

[1c]

I had some bad ear wax build up a few years back.
Welding and wood drilling from work.
Went to the doc, Spayed some shit in there, Bamn.
Hard to sit still cause they shoot air in there

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

chip otley

Chi pota lay

[SJ]

who's named chi

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

who's named chi

Chi Chi Rodriguez

[The Butler]

I miss Chi Chi's.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I miss Chi Chi's.

Me too :(

[RS]

I miss Chi Chi's.

Man, y'all are really starved for actual Mexican food. Although I think they had fried ice cream which I liked when I was like 12. Looks like they still operate in Europe, but I didn't know this... hah!

"In November 2003, a month after filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Chi-Chi's was hit with the largest hepatitis A outbreak in U.S. history, with at least four deaths and 660 other victims of illness in the Pittsburgh area,[7] including high school students who caught the disease from the original victims"

*need milk in here to verify but I'm pretty sure that outbreak was 0bama's doing.

[The Butler]

Chi chi's was hardly authentic, but it was still tasty.

[The Butler]

http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/awbNErr_460s.jpg

[Chob]

The best was sarcastically saying we need to switch to Hogan's Hostamania and getting RT'ed without having tagged them in the first place.

[Chob]

I wish JarJarnado was real. :(

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I wanted an English Bulldog until I heard all the health problems they have and expensive vet bills they incur.

[RS]

With a lot of blacks, there's quite a bit of resentment along with their dissent, and possibly rightfully so. But we can't all of a sudden get down on our knees and turn everything over to the leadership of the blacks. I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. I don't believe in giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible people.

[The Butler]

I wish JarJarnado was real. :(

Yousa gonna need a bigger boat.

[Chob]

It's ok Shannon, you can ease off on explaining algorithms. I can smell the smoke from here. :burke:

[Chob]

Dudes that are huggers are the worst.