The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (Bitch I'm BACK! Edition)

[Lerch]

we missed that episode Net. :jj:

Why are we in the Drew thread?

[FishMuskys]

I have seen zero looting or rioting in that damn fergeson.

I saw looting.

[TelegramSam]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL5_2wxftTU

[Lerch]

http://galaxynote4tips.com/wp-content/uploads/mvbthumbs/img_479_ferguson-looting-riots-after-mike-brown-killed-st-louis-missouri-protests-footage-292x242.jpg

[FishMuskys]

we missed that episode Net. :jj:

Why are we in the Drew thread?

So PJ isn't lonely.:jj:

[Ace]

well ace according to Drew he does. He claims he's a really nice guy in real life but no ones ever seen an example of it cause he comes here in character as a douchebag

unless you're saying he is in fact just a fucking douchebag

Drew mistook who we are and what we do. That's on him. He thinks we call his show and troll him on face book

you're the only one who's called his show Ace... :jj:

Meaning what? And I can't remember the last time I called, I tweet lightly and that's about it. I'm busy trying to put my career back together from 7-5 everyday. No time to sit on hold for 30 minutes.

[milkman]

He doesn't have a "character".

Nope, he is just a douchebag straight up! Like him if you want, it is your prerogative...to me...fuck that douche.

[SJ]

for those interested we'll be doing commentary over raw tonight

[Lerch]

that bacon turkey is the shit!

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/AP_FERGUSON8_140811_DG_16x9_992.jpg

[Ace]

Nope, he is just a douchebag straight up! Like him if you want, it is your prerogative...to me...fuck that douche.

This.

[FishMuskys]

Faux John Madden ‏@FauxJohnMadden 4m
INJURY REPORT: Probable - Johnny Manziel (ESPN hanging from his groin)

[Lerch]

fucking can't afford 79 cent for a purple drink any size?

[milkman]

Yep lerch..now that is "JUSTICE" for the dead brutha isn't it? :rolleyes:

[FishMuskys]

hahaha Lerch!

[Lerch]

hahaha Fish. If Johnny had any smarts he'd wear one of those Dawg Pound masks.

[FishMuskys]

Looks like a receipt in that bag though.

[FishMuskys]

hahaha Fish. If Johnny had any smarts he'd wear one of those Dawg Pound masks.

Fuckin' A! I want that fucker to just go balls deep crazy and succeed on the field too. It would be great humor. Shit, I might draft him 1st round.:jj:

[Lerch]

Those new kicks from the store next door.

PANTS UP, DON'T LOOT!

[milkman]

Looks like a receipt in that bag though.

That's the cash register! :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Well...maybe a little later than that,;D

[Chob]

Hey Lerch, the Mii options for the follically challenged suck. I feel like giving myself an afro and calling it a day.

[FishMuskys]

That's the cash register! :jj:

Oh, that explains the receipt...still attached.:D

[Lerch]

Fuckin' A! I want that fucker to just go balls deep crazy and succeed on the field too. It would be great humor. Shit, I might draft him 1st round.:jj:

Just let me say. :no: :jj:

Eddie Lacy would be my advice. :D

[FishMuskys]

Time to fill the grill with burgers and haddock.

[FishMuskys]

Just let me say. :no: :jj:

Eddie Lacy would be my advice. :D

Shhhh. I hear Lacy has a bum knee man. Lookin' like IR before the 2nd game.

[Lerch]

Hey Lerch, the Mii options for the follically challenged suck. I feel like giving myself an afro and calling it a day.

Fuck Mii. :facepalm: :D

[milkman]

Time to fill the grill with burgers and haddock.

Enjoying a nice ribeye now meself! :D

[FishMuskys]

Enjoying a nice ribeye now meself! :D

Nice.

[FishMuskys]

This caller knows his shit for sure.:jj:

[Ace]

Goddamn Teddy.

[Chob]

Fuck Mii. :facepalm: :D
Pass. :jj:

[Lerch]

Time to fill the grill with burgers and haddock.

Best white fish. Haddock.

[FishMuskys]

not Johnny Manziel ‏@JohnnyFootbalI 1h
Been boozin since noon but I've only had like 20 beers so whatever. Games in an hour so I still have time to take RGIII's girl to the shower

[FishMuskys]

Goddamn Teddy.

hahaha Oh, that fuckin' guy! Makes sense now.

[The Butler]

ESPN fucks can't even point out that the Browns 1st, 1st round pick made a tackle.

[Lerch]

Shhhh. I hear Lacy has a bum knee man. Lookin' like IR before the 2nd game.

New term RB 'handcuff'. :D :racist:

[TelegramSam]

Moment of silence for the rat.

[Ace]

Had rats take over one of my cars once. Set a self contained trap where you leave bait to intice... Fuckers got the bait and escaped.

[Lerch]

:munch:

[Lerch]

Hope Lilly doesn't plan on attending college in Denver. :momlol:

[Lerch]

put it on my tab. :jj:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/looting-ferguson-400x225.jpg

[FishMuskys]

He shoulda grabbed a tighter belt while he was there.

[Lerch]

there is something, this tool doesn't have the access. You just don't want to stick your neck out for a customer. STFU. :D

[Lerch]

that was a picture of Holder. :D

[Lerch]

Just trolling. He's actually sorta right. These huge phone switches are complicated. They could really f things up if they tried.

[Lerch]

Shannon. Consider yourself lucky they didn't charge you $80 to reboot your phones. :D

[The Butler]

Dennison U.

[Ski Lo]

Lilly's gonna get banged alot.

[Lerch]

uh no man, we are in luv. huh huh. /gamble

[The Butler]

If they don't lighten up on the penalties once the season starts, football will be unwatchable.

[Ski Lo]

Is there a game on now?

[Lerch]

no it's exhibition.

[The Butler]

Is there a game on now?

Browns v. Skins on ESPN.

[Lerch]

the browns and redskins get along. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

They say the Skins are gonna be good.

[Lerch]

:jj: Good at what? Poor form from a Feable's fan. :D

[Ski Lo]

That's funny.....Burke liking The Cure.....Big bad biker..:jj:

[Lerch]

Rick got a happy ending. :rofl:

[Ace]

Rick got a happy ending. :rofl:

$5 footjob :burke:

[TelegramSam]

That's funny.....Burke liking The Cure.....Big bad biker..:jj:
Dude, Robert Smith kicks ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwA8V6hcqQo

[Lerch]

Y'all rock the open toed shoes in FL. I can see your vanity in ugly toenails. :D

[milkman]

that was a picture of Holder. :D

I wouldn't doubt it, he's as much of a thug as they are.

[TelegramSam]

Y'all rock the open toed shoes in FL. I can see your vanity in ugly toenails. :D
It should be illegal to drive in those things.

[Lerch]

hahaha The smell in a nail salon will rock you.

[FishMuskys]

Nice pass Johnny! :woot:

[milkman]

It should be illegal to drive in those things.

I drive wearin me flip flops all the time. What, am I supposed to put on shoes to go on a beer run? Fuck that! :D

[FishMuskys]

Now Tuddle is callin' Bubba's female fans "pigs"? He should quit drinking again.

[Lerch]

Tuddle is moving up from head above the soil on the totem pole. Rock on, son. :D

[Ski Lo]

Hands of stone...

[Ace]

Now Tuddle is callin' Bubba's female fans "pigs"? He should quit drinking again.

:facepalm:

[FishMuskys]

Tuddle is moving up from head above the soil on the totem pole. Rock on, son. :D

That ain't cool to fuck with some random chick man. She didn't say anything to him.

[Ace]

Everyone's favorite...:jj:

[Lerch]

I drive wearin me flip flops all the time. What, am I supposed to put on shoes to go on a beer run? Fuck that! :D

You're not behind the wheel, let's be honest. :D

[Lerch]

That ain't cool to fuck with some random chick man. She didn't say anything to him.

Well. :spicelol:

[FishMuskys]

Sorry I brought it up.

[TelegramSam]

That ain't cool to fuck with some random chick man. She didn't say anything to him.
Land monsters.

[TelegramSam]

Rhino rallies.

[Ace]

DTuddle Unchained. The D, is silent.

[Lerch]

:colbert:

[milkman]

Not this fuckin tard again. Ditch this asshole

[Lerch]

Aligning yourself with that fucknut Chaim Weitz is a call to Hamas motherfucker. :D

[Ski Lo]

Telephone line...ELO

[milkman]

Damn B, Cleveland needs some receivers that can catch

[Lerch]

Puff Puff Pass, Milkman. :jj:

[milkman]

FUCK I can't take this tard. :getsome:

[Ski Lo]

Browns receiving needs some stick umms:jj:

[Ace]

FUCK I can't take this tard. :getsome:

I know milk
I know milk.

[The Butler]

Damn B, Cleveland needs some receivers that can catch

No shit.

[Ace]

That grounds for a suplex. No pun intended.

[Ace]

The doc massages it out. Useless after birth.

[FishMuskys]

Foot rubs? Placenta eating? Shitty callers?

Have a good night evrabody.

[Lerch]

Can't really tell where this caller is from. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

hahaha I'm gonna listen to SJ's wrasslin' commentary.

[Lerch]

I don't know you anymore Fish. :jj:

[Ace]

Woah...bad déjÃ* vu right now.

[Lerch]

That would be a real downer if the charity head were bogarts.

[TelegramSam]

hahaha I'm gonna listen to SJ's wrasslin' commentary.
He does New Japan commentary and I'm in. That would be badass if you could get a New Japan stream with English commentary.

[FishMuskys]

I don't know you anymore Fish. :jj:

I thought they were in the slacktube? Must just be a skizz deal. Lucky me.:jj:

[The Butler]

hahaha I'm gonna listen to SJ's wrasslin' commentary.

May god have mercy on your soul.

[milkman]

Well, when they catch it, they drop it! :jj:

[Lerch]

:jj: Did they try to dump ice water on him to save him?

Fuck I hate myself, but that was funny.

[Lerch]

I thought they were in the slacktube? Must just be a skizz deal. Lucky me.:jj:

Nah. It's on USA Network or something. It's the butt hurt ppv show. :D

Over 30 years they still get mad the heels get put over on summerslam, but they throw their dolls around like they didn't see this coming.

[TelegramSam]

Nah. It's on USA Network or something. It's the butt hurt ppv show. :D

Over 30 years they still get mad the heels get put over on summerslam, but they throw their dolls around like they didn't see this coming.
30 years ago was real rasslin'. Nothing better than NWA after Thanksgiving, screw the Packers.

[FishMuskys]

Nah. It's on USA Network or something. It's the butt hurt ppv show. :D

Over 30 years they still get mad the heels get put over on summerslam, but they throw their dolls around like they didn't see this coming.

I don't want to watch the wrasslin', just wanna hear SJ's girly voice.

[FishMuskys]

no homo

[The Butler]

I don't want to watch the wrasslin', just wanna hear SJ's girly voice.

Try the No Name Network.

[Lerch]

:D

[The Butler]

According to the Columbus Dispatch's Tim May, two-time Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year Braxton Miller reinjured himself in practice this afternoon and his 2014 season may be in jeopardy. An Ohio State spokesperson told 97.1 The Fan's Lori Schmidt, "the team doesn't currently have a response they'd like to make."

[RS]

Welcome to my center
Honeys feel it deep in they placenta
Cold as the pole in the Winter
Far from the inventor, but I got this rap shit sewed
And when my Mac unloads I'm guaranteed another video

[TelegramSam]

According to the Columbus Dispatch's Tim May, two-time Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year Braxton Miller reinjured himself in practice this afternoon and his 2014 season may be in jeopardy. An Ohio State spokesperson told 97.1 The Fan's Lori Schmidt, "the team doesn't currently have a response they'd like to make."
HAH. #Bearcats

[FishMuskys]

Try the No Name Network.

Huh...never thought of that.:jj:

[FishMuskys]

According to the Columbus Dispatch's Tim May, two-time Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year Braxton Miller reinjured himself in practice this afternoon and his 2014 season may be in jeopardy. An Ohio State spokesperson told 97.1 The Fan's Lori Schmidt, "the team doesn't currently have a response they'd like to make."

Lou Holtz ‏@PretendLouHoltz 11m
Ohio Thate ish sho thucked withouth Brashton Miller.

[Lerch]

Cancel band practice. Oh wait. :jj:

[Lerch]

does the new sticker say fuck bubba? that would be great.

[The Butler]

Cancel band practice. Oh wait. :jj:

http://media1.giphy.com/media/198Ff4cvw8eVq/200_s.gif

[TelegramSam]

does the new sticker say fuck bubba? that would be great.
#FuckTheCuck

[The Butler]

The show sounds much better now than it did to start.

[TelegramSam]

The show sounds much better now than it did to start.
Yeah, people need to give it time. I love Shannon, he just needs a good crew around him. I have to think Shifty would have handled it better than Rick, though, just give the kid some ducets, as Reiley Martin would say.

[RS]

Yeah, people need to give it time. I love Shannon, he just needs a good crew around him. I have to think Shifty would have handled it better than Rick, though, just give the kid some ducets, as Reiley Martin would say.

your grammar is tremendous.

ducat, Riley


But I agree, Shifty > rick. Hell, NJ > rick

[TelegramSam]

your grammar is tremendous.

ducat, Riley


But I agree, Shifty > rick. Hell, NJ > rick
Spelling police up in here. I did fuck up ducat, I don't give enough of a shit about Riley to care how he spells his name, though. :jj:

[Lerch]

:jj: Fuck off RS. If you're gonna bust balls over punctuation and grammar, be here on time.

[TelegramSam]

:jj: Fuck off RS. If you're gonna bust balls over punctuation and grammar, be here on time.
It's all good, I can take a little ball busting. I get bad about just being too lazy to start a new sentence and using a comma instead when I'm tired. But, fuck it, it's just a messageboard.

[Lerch]

It's all good, I can take a little ball busting. I get bad about just being too lazy to start a new sentence and using a comma instead when I'm tired. But, fuck it, it's just a messageboard.

Yeah, but that's just lazy ball busting. He's better than that. :jj:

and he knows it. :D

[Chob]

Oh shit, Shifty in the hizzy. :rockout:

[Chob]

Shannon Burke: "I have a little bit of a bulge"

[The Butler]

Shannon Burke: "I have a little bit of a bulge"

Half hizz is funnier.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Shannon Burke: "I have a little bit of a bulge"

SJ, package rating needed STAT!

[Chob]

:munch:

[Ace]

Another young man killed in St. Louis.
Seems a bit mental from the reports.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Gee Shando, maybe you should ask Hamburger Hill why SBK hates you :burke:

[RS]

the reviews of the children's book "My Parents Open Carry" are truly a great thing about the internet.

My Parents Open Carry: Brian Jeffs, Nathan Nephew, Lorna Bergman: 9781618081018: Amazon.com: Books@@AMEPARAM@@http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-eg-OIifL.@@AMEPARAM@@51-eg-OIifL

"I laughed, I cried ...I accidentally shot my mailman in the face"

"Can't wait for the sequel: "I Thought It Wasn't Loaded: My Mom's a Single Parent Now""

"People are so polite, respectful, and squirrely around my parents for some reason."

"Pew! Pew! Pew!"

[Chob]

Gee Shando, maybe you should ask Hamburger Hill why SBK hates you :burke:
Too bad we don't have any shit stirrers here to bring that up. :whistle:

[Ace]

Too bad we don't have any shit stirrers here to bring that up. :whistle:

Sorry, I was setting up my dinner. :burke:

[FishMuskys]

http://www.radioio.com/channels/talk/bubba-one/

[Chob]

Don't even start with your shit.

[Ace]

What happen to chubbs?

[Chob]

What happen to chubbs?
He was fired.

[RS]

wow. "Son of a nigger lovin athiest bitch!"

something tells me this isn't going to end well for this woman....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRxa3C2WWdw

[The Butler]

What happen to chubbs?

He had an erection that lasted more than 4 hours and didn't seek medical attention.

[FishMuskys]

Don't even start with your shit.

:ned: I believe you posted something about Kevin's Law in the slacker thread...about you having a "list"?

hee heeeeee

[FishMuskys]

He was fired.

For what?

[Chob]

For what?
Not sure, but I heard he got into a argument with someone at Cox but it could be bullshit.

[Ace]

Not sure, but I heard he got into a argument with someone at Cox but it could be bullshit.

Budget cuts?

[FishMuskys]

Not sure, but I heard he got into a argument with someone at Cox but it could be bullshit.

That's too bad. I heard he was gone. Glad he got fired...if ya quit you can't collect. That'll give him a few months to figure it out.

[Chob]

Budget cuts?
For a show that's expanding nationally?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Not sure, but I heard he got into a argument with someone at Cox but it could be bullshit.

I heard he was fired when they found out he was looking for a new job.

[RS]

I heard Obummer had him fired

[RS]

sure is quiet in here!

[FishMuskys]

sure is quiet in here!

I'm not here.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

sure is quiet in here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CV5UgInnzQ

[Chob]

I heard he was fired when they found out he was looking for a new job.
Kind of a dick move. Same thing happened to Buckethead from Real Radio. I guess you better keep it quiet as hell if you're in radio and looking for a new gig. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Kind of a dick move. Same thing happened to Buckethead from Real Radio. I guess you better keep it quiet as hell if you're in radio and looking for a new gig. :jj:

Or just quit with nothing on deck ala Shark and SBK.

[The Butler]

For a show that's expanding nationally?

Didn't they sign on with another syndicator a while back? Didn't get them very far.

[milkman]

Didn't they sign on with another syndicator a while back? Didn't get them very far.

Was it Bubba's syndicator? If so, they should get some AM flamethrower in the fields of Oklahoma soon.

[Chob]

Was it Bubba's syndicator? If so, they should get some AM flamethrower in the fields of Oklahoma soon.
As if Bubba's passive aggressive nature would allow that. :lol:

[milkman]

As if Bubba's passive aggressive nature would allow that. :lol:

not that he would know..hasn't he changed them like 5 times now? And what did he get...Ocala? :jj:

[Ace]

For a show that's expanding nationally?

It was meant to signify that rarely if ever, are the truthful events revealed when someone departs radio.

[Ace]

Or just quit with nothing on deck ala Shark and SBK.

Both claimed they "saved their money".
Check back in a year please.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yep, Onions and dogs do not mix. AT ALL!

[Chob]

It was meant to signify that rarely if ever, are the truthful events revealed when someone departs radio.
That's why I give props to SBK for not giving a fuck and just spilling it.

Won't make him more famous though. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Both claimed they "saved their money".
Check back in a year please.

Exactly :brofist:
Both dumbasses if you ask me.

[Chob]

I really want to hear him and Shannon hash things out though.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I really want to hear him and Shannon hash things out though.

Won't happen, SBK is far too "militant" or "uppity" as Butler likes to say.

[RS]

Won't happen, SBK is far too "militant" or "uppity" as Butler likes to say.

so he's black

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

so he's black

As the Ace of Spades my friend.

[milkman]

Yep, Onions and hot dogs do not mix. AT ALL!


NOPE..Onions suck! :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Well, whatever money shannon made from that podcast is fixin to go bye bye after this trip to the after hours emergency vet.

[Chob]

NOPE..Onions suck! :jj:
Colin would be proud.

And come on, you can't hate on good onion rings or the Bloomin' Onion.

[RS]

milk how could you not like onions? Grilled onions on a burger are awesome, chopped on a hot dog, in pretty much every indian/pakistani food (although for some reason I couldn't seen you eating Biryani or anything).

[milkman]

Colin would be proud.

And come on, you can't hate on good onion rings or the Bloomin' Onion.

I peel the onions out of onion rings and eat the batter. I fuckin hate onions. :D

[Chob]

Onions and guac are two things I used to not be able to stand and learned to love.

[Chob]

I peel the onions out of onion rings and eat the batter. I fuckin hate onions. :D
:faint:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Onions and guac are two things I used to not be able to stand and learned to love.

I was that way with tater salad.

[Chob]

I get it though. Depending on how they're prepared, there's some things I still don't like them on. And a lot of fast food places have shitty onions.

[milkman]

Now guac..I'll eat the hell out of that and avacados..loaded with pepper. So good! :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I get it though. Depending on how they're prepared, there's some things I still don't like them on. And a lot of fast food places have shitty onions.

The finely diced onion on a standard Mcdonald's hamburger is one of my all time favorites.

[FishMuskys]

What the hell kinda show is this? Can't take a phone call? Kevin's Law phones were just fine.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What the hell kinda show is this? Can't take a phone call? Kevin's Law phones were just fine.

#unprofessional

[FishMuskys]

The finely diced onion on a standard Mcdonald's hamburger is one of my all time favorites.

Half hour later ya get them nasty burps that go on for an hour...Love it!:brofist:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Half hour later ya get them nasty burps that go on for an hour...Love it!:brofist:

Amen brother

[Ace]

Heathen means godless Shando. You used that word wrong.

[FishMuskys]

Kevin Hayslett ‏@atty2thestars 26s
Thanks all for the positive tweets #fastest2hoursinradio#BetterCallKevin #Arbitronrated#1inPoughkeepsie

[Chob]

#1inPoughkeepsie

:rofl:

[Chob]

Heathen means godless Shando. You used that word wrong.
So does everyone. :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

22% giveback rate? Why am I not surprised?

[Chob]

I love how Poughkeepsie has gained legendary shithole status because it certainly is worthy.

[FishMuskys]

hahaha
Shannon: Shifty, what are you doing?
Shifty: I don't have the number.

:crylol:

[RS]

the onions on the white castle sliders are the shit.

And as for the Bloomin' Onion or whatever it's called, that shit rules but there are no Outbacks within like 10 miles of me. Chicago really doesn't have those kinda chain restaurants, except in the touristy area.

[FishMuskys]

Double post Willy.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I love how Poughkeepsie has gained legendary shithole status because it certainly is worthy.

Indeed, that place is a running joke in my family.

[Chob]

hahaha
Shannon: Shifty, what are you doing?
Shifty: I don't have the number.

:crylol:
I told y'all this show needed more Shifty.

[Chob]

Indeed, that place is a running joke in my family.
I'm not kidding when I say that place is an irl Silent Hill.

[FishMuskys]

the onions on the white castle sliders are the shit.

And as for the Bloomin' Onion or whatever it's called, that shit rules but there are no Outbacks within like 10 miles of me. Chicago really doesn't have those kinda chain restaurants, except in the touristy area.

I've made my own. Pain in the ass but really fun and really good!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

320 gallons of water a day for the average family? I find that number highly suspect.

[The Butler]

#1inPoughkeepsie

:rofl:

A sense of humor he's got.

[PissJug]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGRqkiS-N2s

[FishMuskys]

I told y'all this show needed more Shifty.

Yep. Every show needs one. It makes it worthwhile.

[SJ]

low down gritty and grimey

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

No Rick, cops don't "shoot at the knees" you tard.

[PissJug]

low down gritty and grimey

:brofist:

[SJ]

No Rick, cops don't "shoot at the knees" you tard.
midget cops do

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

midget cops do

I'd actually pay money to see a real life actual midget cop :jj:

[Lerch]

:drinkup:

[RS]

I've made my own. Pain in the ass but really fun and really good!

Yeah, it looked like it was way too much to do so I ended up just getting drunk or something instead.

Still makes me laugh that Chili's pulled the Awesome Blossom from their menu because it was so ridiculously unhealthy (2,710 calories 203 g fat 194 g carbs 6,360 mg sodium).

[FishMuskys]

West of the Rockies...You're on the air!

[The Butler]

#1inPoughkeepsie

:rofl:

And Rover is #1 in Binghamton.

[RS]

No Rick, cops don't "shoot at the knees" you tard.

Rick is a moron.

they really need to pull a Poochie and just replace him out of nowhere with Shifty.

[FishMuskys]

Yeah, it looked like it was way too much to do so I ended up just getting drunk or something instead.

Still makes me laugh that Chili's pulled the Awesome Blossom from their menu because it was so ridiculously unhealthy (2,710 calories 203 g fat 194 g carbs 6,360 mg sodium).

I don't know what those numbers mean but it sounds delicious.;D

[Chob]

And Rover is #1 in Binghamton.
Never been there, but in general southwestern NY is nicer than southeastern NY.

[Chob]

pull a Poochie
I like Rick when he isn't on his high horse, but fuck that's funny. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I thought Drew was a "golden dinosaurs" guy and here he is pimping a new jewelry place. Sponsors don't seem to stick with him long with the exception of Punch.

[Chob]

Note: Rick applied for EBT on the way back to his home planet

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I like Rick when he isn't on his high horse, but fuck that's funny. :jj:

When does he ever climb down off that Clydesdale? :idk:

[PissJug]

I thought Drew was a "golden dinosaurs" guy and here he is pimping a new jewelry place. Sponsors don't seem to stick with him long with the exception of Punch.

people kept coming in and asking for dinosaurs so they pulled their ads

[RS]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZzoeI1pKE

[Chob]

I thought Drew was a "golden dinosaurs" guy and here he is pimping a new jewelry place. Sponsors don't seem to stick with him long with the exception of Punch.
That's radio sponsorship for you. I get you have heat with the guy, but it isn't unique to him.

I still eat Belvita biscuits though. Those are the shit.

[PissJug]

those blueburry ones are great

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

That's radio sponsorship for you. I get you have heat with the guy, but it isn't unique to him.

I still eat Belvita biscuits though. Those are the shit.

Just trollin a little there Kemosabe :jj:

[Chob]

When does he ever climb down off that Clydesdale? :idk:
Well, he's less in your face (lol) about it sometimes.

[FishMuskys]

:woot: New Playboy arrived. College Football Preview.

[PissJug]

that accent :suicide:

hang up

[PissJug]

:woot: New Playboy arrived. College Football Preview.

how are the tuhts

[PissJug]

OG?

[SJ]

ACE!

[Chob]

No SBK related shit stirring? Damn it man. :colbert:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Well, he's less in your face (lol) about it sometimes.

http://img.pandawhale.com/90714-I-see-what-you-did-there-gif-j8mI.jpeg

[The Butler]

:woot: New Playboy arrived. College Football Preview.

Disregard anything they say about Ohio State.

[Chob]

how are the tuhts
Best Playboy girl was never in the magazine. Fuck those jobbers.

[PissJug]

Haydn?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Disregard anything they say about Ohio State.

God dammit man, why can't we have nice things? :bigcry:

[Chob]

Haydn?
Word.

[BlindLawrence]

Good evening. How yall doing?

[Lerch]

What this caller said.

[SJ]

hey now lawrence

[PissJug]

:wave3: Lawrence

[FishMuskys]

Disregard anything they say about Ohio State.

Yep. #3 "dynamic" QB will be back. Bad news--He's done and only 2 teams in the country have less experience on the OL.

[Ace]

Goddamn Teddy. :suicide:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'd love to see Rick shoot a perp's knees out under duress. :rolleyes:

[PissJug]

can't believe they got Tebow on the SEC Network :suicide:

[Chob]

Good evening. How yall doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgk4Cd7h6ak

[Lerch]

If your hands are up shouldn't some of the wounds be on the back of the arms, not the front?

The last shot between the eyes felled the guy only a few feet from the officer. He was coming at him.

I want to live, I'm emptying the gun on ya. :D

[RS]

I heard that this "cop" actually beat the shit out of himself a la Fight Club after this happened to cause the orbital bone fracture.

But I also heard that he paid a "friend" to go to town on him with an Easton to do it a la that one weird stalker in Something About Mary.

[Chob]

Lots of shooter stick up love right now.

[The Butler]

Collection of streams from Ferguson.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-live-protests-continue-tuesday-night-in-ferguson-missouri/

[FishMuskys]

http://www.thetelegram.com/media/photos/unis/2014/08/15/2014-08-15-08-27-10-A5%20September%202014%20Cover.jpg

[Chob]

I miss cheeky bumper music. Rick pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7yQwQtSN7M

[PissJug]

that beat is so sick

[FishMuskys]

Damn...tech problems ain't cool. C'mon guys.

[RS]

never fear, WBC is in the house in MO!

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/378C6B3CAB1113601751560376320_2d50b7ead44.2.1.12264678564304777822.mp4?vers ionId=Acu5Eg2bTJhWtEAt7aSFO2hKNhOlckLV

[FishMuskys]

Espy has shrapnel scattered all over the yard and the house. Bones, ropes, little toy ducks, corn on the cob...I sure as fuck ain't pickin' that shit up, let him chew on it.