Shannon Burke / Cowhead Fill In Week Listening Thread 7/21-7/25 *Bosses Orders*

[Chob]

Lets do this right. :munch:

[PissJug]

damn Shannon was on Drew's show?

[Chob]

Nah he just got on.

[milkman]

Nuthin ike starting a show with attorney mecials. Typical FM shit. MUTE! :jj:

[PissJug]

are a large segment of talk radio listeners in legal trouble? :idk:

[Chob]

Yes, and credit problems. And have low t.

[PissJug]

:ninja:

[Chob]

Live from Universal? Swanky.

[Chob]

Nice. The whole SBS crew in the hizzy.

[PissJug]

fuck yeah Rick and Jared are on. hopefully that lispy fag Spanish keeps his mouth shut

[Chob]

Hope we don't get any dead air. :jaredlol:

Just kidding Jared.

[The Butler]

This will be the highest rated Calta show in the history of RRT.

[RS]

NICE!!!!!

[Chob]

This will be the highest rated Calta show in the history of RRT.
Something to brag about.

[RS]

Mark out

[PissJug]

fuck cowhead

[RS]

Bubba has to be pissed

[milkman]

Cept all the mercials and Cowshit mark outs by Shando. But I get it.

[RS]

Give Shan spices old slot

[Chob]

:facepalm:

[Chob]

Give Shan spices old slot
That would be great but I don't see that happening.

[Chob]

Barely anyone listens at night so they aren't going to spend more than whatever they pay Mo.

[Chob]

Speaking of, why the hell isn't this show coming out of the Cox building? Just so Shannon wouldn't have to drive an hour and a half? :burke:

[Chob]

Sorry Shannon, but no one doubts you've been in areas where the Klan has a presence. :jj:

[PissJug]

the klan gets a bad rap. aren't they much more non violent nowadays?

[Chob]

You think they have an official PR guy?

[milkman]

KKK has just as much rights as that Islamist terrorists org CAIR, unfortunately. Yayyy PC America

[PissJug]

You think they have an official PR guy?

they really should think about some rebranding

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sup dudebros :burke:

[Chob]

LED cross. :rofl:

[Chob]

Did they just say there's an accident on West Laurel St.? Fucking Ned. :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Did they just say there's an accident on West Laurel St.? Fucking Ned. :lol:

Yeah, Laurel St is a major downtown road here.

[TelegramSam]

Listening live, is there any way they could fire Calta and just let Shannon host this show?:jj:

[PissJug]

they should. cowshit is awful

[milkman]

Will be interesting to see what the ratings are..but from what I understand, summer ratings don't count, so it will be downplayed. :idk:

[TelegramSam]

they should. cowshit is awful
I'll be honest with you, I'd like BTLS a lot better if Bubba retired to the dirt track and just hired Shannon to host his show for him. Just keep calling it BTLS, who cares.

[milkman]

i know this is like the only time all of us on here have tuned in! :D

[Chob]

I'll be honest with, I'd like BTLS a lot better if Bubba retired to the dirt track and just hired Shannon to host his show for him. Just keep calling it BTLS, who cares.
That's exactly what Bubba seemed to want to do. I find the concept ridiculous. :jj:

[Chob]

Will be interesting to see what the ratings are..but from what I understand, summer ratings don't count, so it will be downplayed. :idk:
Honestly, the difference is probably negligible. All if not most of the regular listeners are probably tuned in anyway.

[milkman]

Honestly, the difference is probably negligible. All if not most of the regular listeners are probably tuned in anyway.

I would think it would be more to be honest. but who knows.

[ch3cooh]

Wooooo 3 hours of Burke

The podcasts have been really good and go get the first cgb tribute show especially

[milkman]

Yo CH...see, it even drags all the rats out of the woods. :jj:

[TelegramSam]

Is Calta syndicated, or is this just on in Tampa? I never listened to him, just Spice Boy's show and Artie.

[PissJug]

cowhead is a local jobber

[milkman]

Local jobber that most people I know can't stand or listen too. :jj:

[Chob]

I would think it would be more to be honest. but who knows.
You're just letting your hate for Calta influence your opinion. :jj:

[milkman]

You're just letting your hate for Calta influence your opinion. :jj:

My buddy just texted me. i'm sure you know Shando is hosting Cowhead show. Finally a reason to listen. :jj:

[TelegramSam]

Somehow I already knew Shannon wasn't a Reddit guy.

[Chob]

Somehow I already knew Shannon wasn't a Reddit guy.
Yeah I kind of figured. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Local jobber that most people I know can't stand or listen too. :jj:

I know zero people who actually listen to him on the regular.

[PissJug]

:jj: dust buster joke was strong

[RS]

I listen on the regular, although I'm a huge LIBtard hippie that lives 1,200 miles from Tampa.


btw how the fuck did you people vote for Rick Scott? Holy hell, he got fileted last night on John Oliver's show.

[PissJug]

those wesley chapel folks can't drive for shit

[RS]

I was toying with the idea of flying down to my place there in Lemon Bay, holy shit it would be cheaper for me to drive down there.

[Chob]

Lemon Party Bay?

[PissJug]

sounds like a great place

[Lerch]

:drinkup:

[milkman]

Lizerch!

[Lerch]

I saw the sex spreadsheet and wondered what a certain cuckold's excel book might look like. :spicelol:

[milkman]

:haha: Have a couple other columns like "on cam" "in closet" "2 on 1" :lol:

[ch3cooh]

28 and 19?!?!?!?! What the fuck

[Chob]

Carmin on the phones. :jj:

[milkman]

At least it wasn't Wyle E Coyote on the phone! :jj:

[Chob]

Honeymooner? Yeah when Shannon sends you "to the moon," it's from a Shotgun blast. :burke:

[ch3cooh]

The callers today are amazing

[TelegramSam]

Goddamn Japanese gave us this Super Gonorrhea, forget about hep C. http://rt.com/news/superbug-gonorrhea-aids-sex-900/

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Carmin on the phones. :jj:

Perfect place for that retard. As far from a mic as possible.

[Chob]

The callers today are amazing
Amazing what a difference being on actual radio makes.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Honeymooner? Yeah when Shannon sends you "to the moon," it's from a Shotgun blast. :burke:

Hiyoooo :rimshot:

[Chob]

Perfect place for that retard. As far from a mic as possible.
I'm sure Wial didn't think so. :jj:

[Chob]

Political? Shit. There goes the show. :burke:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm sure Wial didn't think so. :jj:

Is that the same Lyle that wanted to fight tubby?

[Chob]

Is that the same Lyle that wanted to fight tubby?
Beats me.

[Chob]

No pun intended. :lol:

[The Butler]

:cheers:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtF-jA-CMAABG1n.jpg

[PissJug]

golden dinosaurs

[Chob]

Hearing Shannon say "Wizarding World of Harry Potter" is amusing. Last time I was there it was a generic fantasy setting. Seems like they really stepped it up there.

[Lerch]

Now her pussy looks like a catcher's mitt.

[milkman]

So she's a cumbucket Cathy! Next call.

[Lerch]

Sup Fuckers!

[Chob]

Rick will be in his office if you need him.

[Lerch]

Is this an example where Shifty needs to turn his radio down? I hear the callers echo.

[The Butler]

Much like the show, this threads takes breaks.

[Chob]

It's the most lively Burke thread in maybe a year. Take what you can get. :jj:

[The Butler]

Mudsummer Classic at Eldora this Wednesday.

[NeTaS]

Mudsummer Classic at Eldora this Wednesday.

:woot:

[NeTaS]

Heynow everybody.

[Chob]

Heynow everybody.
:denzil:

[Chob]

Dude needs to get his name out more like "this is the Mike Calta Show, I'm Shannon Burke filling in." Didn't Bubba teach him how to work? :lol:

[Chob]

Shit, I have to go and these won't be on demand anywhere. :getsome:

[ch3cooh]

It's the most lively Burke thread in maybe a year. Take what you can get. :jj:

Amazing what entertaining radio will do

[Ace]

Checking in, driving home listening to Burkes silky pipes.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Checking in, driving home listening to Burkes silky pipes.

Sup OG :brofist:

[NeTaS]

I carry a back pack with all my shizz in it.

[Chob]

Checking in, driving home listening to Burkes silky pipes.
:denzil:

[NeTaS]

Heynow Ace. :wave2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Chob, we got the Network and the kids have been marking out to the Divas and Legends house shows. They also watched Wrestlemania III today.

[Chob]

Hey Chob, we got the Network and the kids have been marking out to the Divas and Legends house shows. They also watched Wrestlemania III today.
As in Total Divas? Better put a parental lock on that tripe. :jj: Legends' House is fun though.

Anyway, there's a ton of shit to check out so enjoy it. I'd recommend the WCCW and AWA docs as well as anything about the old days. And thanks for signing up so us early adopters don't get fucked by a price raise or a removal of the big three PPV's. :jj:

Back later all.

[PissJug]

sweet baby rays!

[NeTaS]

It really is worth the money, my kid gets 9.99 a month out of it easy.

[PissJug]

:wave3: OG

[PissJug]

NOOOOOOOO!! don't ruin the show with that cum dumpster spanish

[PissJug]

wtf is sporkle?

[NeTaS]

Trivia.

[PissJug]

EDIT: doesn't matter

[NeTaS]

No clue some facebook shit I think.

[SJ]

who the fuck is mike calta

change this thread title noaw

[FishMuskys]

:ned:

[PissJug]

who the fuck is mike calta

change this thread title noaw

YES

[PissJug]

:wave3: Fish

[SJ]

There that's better

The rules of this board clearly state that we will NEVER ever recognize the name Mike Calta.

[PissJug]

:jj: :brofist:

[FishMuskys]

Too fuckin' hot up here! This is some bullshit.

[SJ]

aw muffin

[FishMuskys]

Sumbitch, I got a stream connection fuckup now. Where am I...Canada?

[SJ]

no cause canada still doesn't get the bone...

hence why I'm not listening or going to bother to try to listen

[NeTaS]

Sumbitch, I got a stream connection fuckup now. Where am I...Canada?

Just aboot :jj:

[FishMuskys]

no cause canada still doesn't get the bone...

hence why I'm not listening or going to bother to try to listen

hahaha RadioIO works fine.

[SJ]

he's farther north then I am.. that makes him an eskimo dude

[SJ]

hahaha RadioIO works fine.
yeah except there's nothing on there anyone wants to hear except the diacos and that's IF they're live... big if

and IO has commercial errors.. commercials that play nonstop and half the time the stream is dead

you been factualized

[FishMuskys]

Just aboot :jj:

Good point!;D Did you get my text today?

[SJ]

Good point!;D Did you get my text today?
yeah I did and that mole on your left ball needs looking at for sure

[NeTaS]

No fish I have a new number dude.

[FishMuskys]

No fish I have a new number dude.

Oh no.......

[SJ]

so how's the show anyways?

was I right? no calls about bubba and he's been kissing ass?

[NeTaS]

I missed the first hour or two but I have heard no mention of fat ass at all.

[Lerch]

Install Hola unblocker on your browser. It works very well, and allows you to listen to the Bone on-line or you can sign into iHeart radio using your facebook login and listen to the Bone that way.

Some folks suggested this for Canada and they say it's working.

[PissJug]

no calls about tubby and he's been marking out to cowshit pretty good

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

so how's the show anyways?

was I right? no calls about bubba and he's been kissing ass?

It's been more calls of "We love to hear you back on FM radio, you should have a regular spot here" type of calls from what I've heard.

[SJ]

Some folks suggested this for Canada and they say it's working.
yeah yeah hola... fuck that bullshit

I don't care enough to jump through hoops anymore. They lost this costumer dude.. fm isn't getting sj back

[NeTaS]

Just wait till dark and watch for them to fly out.

[Lerch]

Drew says he doesn't want you to listen anyway. :jj:

[SJ]

welp that's all I was wondering.. I'm going downstairs till Raw is on..

netas check yo pm's BTW

if anyone needs me I'll be in my office in my apartment in Los Santos

[RS]

You're a costume maker?

[SJ]

Drew says he doesn't want you to listen anyway. :jj:
I couldn't give a fuck less what that cock biter says. I have the superior puma's anyways so he can suck my asshole sideways

[PissJug]

yeah yeah hola... fuck that bullshit

I don't care enough to jump through hoops anymore. They lost this costumer dude.. fm isn't getting sj back

you'll do it. when Spice comes back you'll do it

[SJ]

You're a costume maker?
yeah. That last cosplay dress you bought for adventure time, that was made by me. You looked good in it too

[SJ]

you'll do it. when Spice comes back you'll do it
Spice ain't coming back :rofl:

and even if he is - he's about a year too late for his old audience to give a fuck IMO

[Lerch]

:jj: SJ. C'mon. You'll be back when your 360 craps out. :D

[SJ]

:jj: SJ. C'mon. You'll be back when your 360 craps out. :D
no cause GTA is coming out in like 2 months for ps4 ;D

[Lerch]

:jj: http://hidemyass.com

??

[SJ]

nah fuckit

I don't want to get the thread all negative.

I'm good. I got stern to catch up on and tonight after this show there's gonna be a live show @ 8pm on the NNN

more details to follow at 7 ;D

[NeTaS]

Fresh batch o buds mmm mmm

[SJ]

hehe fresh batch

[NeTaS]

I ran a fresh batch earlier ;D

[milkman]

Much like the show, this threads takes breaks.

And naps! :D

[SJ]

I think it's just the old timers napping :jj:

how long ago was that posted?

[SJ]

oopa gotta go my gta is loaded

[milkman]

Who cares.

[Lerch]

Butler's shart week already started.

[SJ]

his buddy milk sells a product for that ;D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

nah fuckit

I don't want to get the thread all negative.

I'm good. I got stern to catch up on and tonight after this show there's gonna be a live show @ 8pm on the NNN

more details to follow at 7 ;D

You're going up against RAW? That's ballsy :jj:

[SJ]

You're going up against RAW? That's ballsy :jj:
no we're going OVER raw ;D

:whistle:

I was thinking milk hates the wrestling talk during raw...

we all hate the commentary on raw...

so we'll go live and do our own commentary and we'll do a listening thread so that way the wrestling is out of slacker

see? I think about you guys all the time.

[milkman]

Have fun

[The Butler]

hehe fresh batch

Booo batches.

[Lerch]

Gold

[SJ]

see milk doesn't even thank you for being considerate... :rolleyes:

him and rs are two peas in a pod ;D

[Lerch]

Fucking assholes are faster than Capt.

[NeTaS]

Nile

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Fucking assholes are faster than Capt.

I'd roon these Jobbers.

[milkman]

Lovely, roon the show with these stupid Cowshit games.

[NeTaS]

Karate

[Lerch]

Carmin needs to learn English. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hearing Carmin read is fuckin pathetic. Good thing she sucks black guy's cocks, because that's all she's good at.

[RS]

Rick sucks at this game

[NeTaS]

dead

[Lerch]

:lol: reen

[TelegramSam]

Not big on the trivia myself, but it's been a solid show all in all.

[NeTaS]

Madonna

[NeTaS]

USA

[TelegramSam]

no cause canada still doesn't get the bone...

hence why I'm not listening or going to bother to try to listen
1. Use Firefox.
2. Install Media Hint add on. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/media-hint/
3. Use The Bone's web player, not iHeart Radio or TuneIn.

And there you go.

[PissJug]

Trivia??? How the fuck is this shit show still on the air and Spice Show is gone

[PissJug]

Cowshit not Burke

[PissJug]

I figured this would be some kind of creative game like redneck math or b movie line

[TelegramSam]

I forgot to mention, that add on I linked works better than the one mentioned earlier, but the devs put it behind a paywall recently. You can still get the free version for FIrefox, not Chrome, for whatever reason.

[NeTaS]

Shando going long?

[SJ]

1. Use Firefox.
2. Install Media Hint add on. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/media-hint/
3. Use The Bone's web player, not iHeart Radio or TuneIn.

And there you go.
oh yeah I know all about hola and use it but now it's just the principle of it.

[SJ]

anyone check bubba's twitter for snide remarks? :jj:

[Lerch]

yeah, nothing.

[Chob]

Spanish is there. PJ will be thrilled. :mrgreen:

[Chob]

Where's Sin's "SBS Show Prep" chop? ;))

[ch3cooh]

More hot klan action today

[Chob]

Good god the fucking drama people put themselves through over fucking Facebook.

[Chob]

Can I pre-order one of those 8 X 10's? Not to be morbid or anything. :jj:

[RS]

milk, you're booked for the show today?

[Chob]

Where did Shifty get this info in the first place? :bigthink:

[Chob]

Shannon brings up something important. If the Klan wants to update their image, getting rid of their Harry Potter sounding ranks may be a good idea. :burke:

[Chob]

What's Daniel Carver doing these days?

[The Butler]

Where did Shifty get this info in the first place? :bigthink:

Message boards.

[Chob]

Scooby Doo gets all the bitches.

[ch3cooh]

This should be some quality bullshit from Ras later

[NeTaS]

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty women your wife!

[RS]

This delay is brutal.

What time is Ras on?

[ch3cooh]

Gotta love a phone call that starts with "these blacks"

[SJ]

Gotta love a phone call that starts with "these blacks"
"I'm not racist but..." is always a good one

so is

"this one time I was in jail..."


always a good story there

[FishMuskys]

How do ya listen? TuneIn isn't working or the Bone on-line either.

[SJ]

HA!

He's american and can't even listen :teehee:

the bone scores again

[Chob]

TuneIn is a piece of sheeeeeit.

http://streaming.theboneonline.com/_players/coxradio/index.php?callsign=WHPTFM

[Chob]

If that doesn't work.
http://www.iheart.com/live/1025-The-Bone-5920/

[FishMuskys]

TuneIn is a piece of sheeeeeit.

http://streaming.theboneonline.com/_players/coxradio/index.php?callsign=WHPTFM

Cannot play this media. Content is not available.

[Chob]

Are you on a phone? That might make things harder. :jj:

The iheart app may be free I dunno.

Speaking of, did they ever fix io on the TuneIn browser player?

[FishMuskys]

IO works fine on TuneIn. The Bone doesn't.

[SJ]

for RS:

Sean Ras ‏@Seanras 1m
@BlindLawrence ok, it will be today at 5

[Ski Lo]

K......So.....Shannon's on here now?

[BlindLawrence]

I heart is free.

[Chob]

Sounds like operator error then Fish. :jj:

Seriously though, are you on a phone or what? The iheart app might help if so.

[Chob]

K......So.....Shannon's on here now?
I see you're on top of things as usual. :jj:

Just this week man until this mysterious new gig materializes.

[FishMuskys]

I'm downloading IHeart now but TuneIn always worked before. The Bone website I tried is on my laptop. weird.

[Chob]

I'm downloading IHeart now but TuneIn always worked before. The Bone website I tried is on my laptop. weird.
Iheart, TuneIn, and the player on streaming.theboneonline.com all work for me on my laptop so I dunno what to tell you.

[Chob]

Are you near the Canadian border? ;))

[FishMuskys]

Any other station works except The Bone.:jj: Sonofabitches.

[Lerch]

:drinkup:

[Chob]

Any other station works except The Bone.:jj: Sonofabitches.
Bone problems? Call Dr. Mark. :jj:

No luck with iHeart?

[FishMuskys]

Good, I have other shit to do anyways. SJ is right...FM radio sucks!

[FishMuskys]

Bone problems? Call Dr. Mark. :jj:

No luck with iHeart?

It just keeps loading...any other station plays.:jj:

[Chob]

Where's PJ? He'll be heartbroken he missed a legal segment.

[Lerch]

What's wrong with a shapop upside the cabeza?

[Lerch]

um, can't someone put the Bone on the SlizackTizube?

[FishMuskys]

RadioIO>TheBone

[FishMuskys]

um, can't someone put the Bone on the SlizackTizube?

Certainly not me.;D

[Lerch]

what does it take? I'll fucking do it. Chob probably could but you bent his dick yesterday. :jj:

[NeTaS]

http://provisioning.streamtheworld.com/pls/WHPTFMAAC.pls

[Chob]

what does it take? I'll fucking do it. Chob probably could but you bent his dick yesterday. :jj:
Not sure. I don't particularly know how SJ did it with Real Radio to be honest.

[Chob]

http://provisioning.streamtheworld.com/pls/WHPTFMAAC.pls
Don't think it's that simple.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sup Dudes :denzil:

[Lerch]

Fish has a rotary phone, the app won't work on that. :D

[Lerch]

Hey Yul B. :D :cheers:

[Chob]

Sup Dudes :denzil:
:wave:

They're now giving free shirts to fans that sign up for the Network at live events, along with the $25 gift certificate for referrals. :jj:

[SJ]

no, that link doesn't work

I had to do a bunch of shit and monkeying to make iheart work

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Yul B. :D :cheers:

:jj:

[Lerch]

That math to me means the biological mother needs a pummeling too.

[FishMuskys]

All this shit made me forget Mike Bocchetti was on Jay Thomas. The Sirius player is cool. Rewind Jones.:lol:

[SJ]

All this shit made me forget Mike Brushetti was on Jay Thomas. The Sirius player is cool. Rewind Jones.:lol:
mike was on sal and richards cooking show too

[Chob]

mike was on sal and richards cooking show too
Did he mention Jewlips?

[FishMuskys]

mike was on sal and richards cooking show too

That had to be funny.

[Lerch]

Would that be the cooking show with a toaster oven? :jj:

[SJ]

how come bo lieve isn't part of the wyatt family?

that's a story line gone wrong

[Lerch]

they don't know they are related.

[FishMuskys]

I should run to Menards. I need some plumbing supplies. PEX man...I like it.

[Lerch]

those fucks can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

[SJ]

what does that even mean?

[Lerch]

you have spaces in your teeth too?

[SJ]

no and my mouth can't fit around a picket fence :nuts:

[SJ]

and neither would a cob of corn be long enough to even reach between pickets

[Lerch]

it's a bit of an exaggeration. You don't have juckets up your way?

[SJ]

only thing getting jucked is someone on the subway

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/50468664.jpg

[SJ]

horse teeth is not gap teeth

huge difference

[Chob]

That's a stupid saying.

[SJ]

very stupid