Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread June 2014

[milkman]

Another month of Shananagins with Shando!

[Chob]

Very heavy Burktations.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Can a nigga get a show to start on time?
Oh and throw a table dance in while you're at it.

[Chob]

Can a nigga get a show to start on time?
Oh and throw a table dance in while you're at it.
You'll no doubt get the latter before the former. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Also someone needs to call in and push the Shando working on Friday again deal.

[milkman]

Shando got it made now, he isn't about to do that. Went from 4 hrs 5 days a week to 3 hrs 4 days a week. I wonder how much of a pay cut he took?

[Chob]

Also someone needs to call in and push the Shando working on Friday again deal.
Good luck with that. :burke:

Maybe Ace will heel it up for us if we ask nicely. :jj:

[FatOldMan]

Can a nigga get uniform volume levels so my neghbors 3 houses away don't hear it when the volume changes?

[Chob]

Shando got it made now, he isn't about to do that. Went from 4 hrs 5 days a week to 3 hrs 4 days a week. I wonder how much of a pay cut he took?
I wouldn't be shocked if he didn't take one at all.

[Chob]

Didn't they used to live in a shitty part of Orlando? Why the fuck do they not lock the doors by default?

[milkman]

He used to, I think they live in Kim's house now.

[Chob]

That's what I'm saying. You think you'd lock up your shit by habit after slumming it so long.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He used to, I think they live in Kim's house now.

Yeah, Winter Park. Semi hootie tootie over there.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

That's what I'm saying. You think you'd lock up your shit by habit after slumming it so long.

Only Shando lived in the shitty part of town. The kids have lived in Winter Park the whole time.

[milkman]

I'd still lock up all my shit. These fuckin hoodrats aren't hittin up other hood places. Aint nuthin worth stealin in those.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

You would think a dog would know not to fuck with Shando. :burke:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I have bat houses in my trees and I've never seen one around. :idk:

[milkman]

My old house had a lot of oaks, always had bats flyin around. Never fucked with us though, just fly around lookin for bugs to eat.

[Chob]

Oh shit, another Wolfthorn mark.

[milkman]

I use the Old Spice liquid soap. Different fragrances, and the deodorant.

[Chob]

Hey Cpt. check it out.
http://www.tmz.com/photos/2014/06/02/star-wars-episode-7-set/images/2014/05/31/sw-7-15-jpg/

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Oh shit, another Wolfthorn mark.

Love that stuff.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Cpt. check it out.
http://www.tmz.com/photos/2014/06/02/star-wars-episode-7-set/images/2014/05/31/sw-7-15-jpg/

Hell yeah :brofist:
Finally TMZ is good for something.

[Chob]

Hell yeah :brofist:
Finally TMZ is good for something.
Word. At least Gawker brought us Hogan tape lulz.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Did he say bat pussy, or back pussy? :colinlite:

[milkman]

Shando and his projects. What's next, ant farms?? :jj:

[Chob]

I wonder if Stern is gonna pretend to give a shit about Star Wars to suck up to Abrams. Or you know, he could leave that job to Ralph.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Shannon is the hero Winter Park bats deserve :burke:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Der Fledermaus.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

A7X :rock:

[milkman]

Bat Country!

[Chob]

This isn't Bat Country. Would've been more cheeky. :jj:

[milkman]

I know it isn't, but that is what I thought of. :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Bat Country!

Rick missed it on this one, he played Scream instead. He's usually on top of the cheeky music that fits their conversations.

[RS]

ugh what is this annoying noise spewing out of IO

[milkman]

Here we go! :rockout:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

And right on que Rick redeems himself. :jj:

[Chob]

I got so sick of this song when radio beat it to death. I still think Unholy Confessions is best, but that's probably because it was the first song of theirs I heard. :jj:

[milkman]

Yeah Sirius used to play this all the time.

[Chob]

Every rock outlet did. It was annoying.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I got so sick of this song when radio beat it to death. I still think Unholy Confessions is best, but that's probably because it was the first song of theirs I heard. :jj:

Sieze the Day and Buried Alive are two of my favorites.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So Shannon is "Fireworks guy" huh?

[milkman]

And we wonder why we are ending up with so many pathetic shitheads in society.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

One time I mouthed off and tried to drive away and I was yoked out of the car window, that sucked ass.

[Chob]

Sieze the Day and Buried Alive are two of my favorites.
Seize the Day sounds like a lost GNR song. I love it.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Seize the Day sounds like a lost GNR song. I love it.

:brofist:

[RS]

Shocked that Rick would beat up on his ex gf.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

"Reburn a CD"? What is this 2004? :facepalm:

[milkman]

At BRN/IO it is Cpt. :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I know Milk, what a joke. I still have that pic of you jobbing Rick out on how old their shit was there. :jj:

[milkman]

hahaha, that was perty funny.

[Chob]

I know Milk, what a joke. I still have that pic of you jobbing Rick out on how old their shit was there. :jj:
Did they still have analog boards and patch bays and cart machines? :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

like a fucking hurricane outside right now

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

That's a great rib, the old "bucket fish" gag. :jj:

[Chob]

like a fucking hurricane outside right now
It's like a hack morning zoo producer? :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

skies are just light gray but the wind and rain is insane

[RS]

yeah it's windy as fuck down here in the loop as well

[Ski Lo]

:ANYWORD:

Hey fuckers.

[Ski Lo]

Runnnnnn nigggggga nigggggggggaaa


:thatsracist:

[Chob]

Remember when walk offs were a thing?

[Chob]

Does he even lift?

[milkman]

This president doesn't have to follow laws he doesn't like...just ask him...or RS.

[RS]

Or every president before him...

[Chob]

"He's practically a fuckin' Muslim." The ever patriotic Shannon Burke everyone. :rolleyes:

[Chob]

Nice dead air IO.

[milkman]

Nice dead air IO.

Better than R n R or Berry or Pro Flower mercials. :lol:

[Chob]

Totally. Who needs revenue?

[Ski Lo]

All fancy and stuff..:lol:

[milkman]

I highly doubt they are still paying revenue for fuckin Valentine or thanksgiving ads. :lol:

[Chob]

They still airing old Diacos promos?

[milkman]

Yep, you know it.

[Chob]

What a fucking disaster.

[Ski Lo]

I bet a dude at work Rangers will lose every game for $10.00..

[milkman]

Myellow!

:beer2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!

[solant]

jello peeps

[milkman]

Yo Cpt, Solant

[Chob]

http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/waitingforthesbs.jpg

[milkman]

hahaha, pretty much Chob.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:haha::brofist::rofl:
Good job Chob.

[solant]

so I have just spent the last 48hrs with 3 diff cops / detectives... our house house been robbed twice (and we live in good neighborhood ) took jewelry, sks, ruger , a 10 gauge, ipod, ipad and couple other things. I have no idea how they did it this time.. they came through a window that had one of those screw down locks on it.. Does anyone know how you can get passed one of those? And I know I had it all the way down on the window and tight.

[milkman]

Damn dude, that sucks. inside job maybe?

[Chob]

Damn dude, that sucks. inside job maybe?
That's what Ras thinks. :whistle:

Seriously though, that sucks. I'd be taking a close look at whoever installed those locks.

[solant]

i dont know how it could be I changed every lock in this house

[milkman]

Definitely sounds like someone who knew what you had. I always worried about my step daughter doing shit like that. :shifty:

[solant]

well one good thing is i keep good records... I am just waiting for someone to turn the phone or ipad on... They missed my sig, davison, and mossberg :-)

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm not being a dick here Solant, but why no gun safe with that kind of firepower in the house? Now there are more stolen guns on the street ready to commit crimes. Hopefully the dumbasses pawned them and you can get them back.

[milkman]

Or maybe try and pawn the stuff...but not all of them places are on the up n up.

[Chob]

Shando plz.

"Cutting a promo" is wrestling lingo. Bubba invented it like Ned invented "no homo." :lol:

[solant]

I have a bolted in gun safe thats the only reason I have the 4 guns I have left

[SJ]

Shando plz.

"Cutting a promo" is wrestling lingo. Bubba invented it like Ned invented "no homo." :lol:
the funny thing is that cutting a promo in radio land means you do a commercial read or station identification.
these guys shold be fucking pro's

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Shando plz.

"Cutting a promo" is wrestling lingo. Bubba invented it like Ned invented "no homo." :lol:

Thank you for saving me all that typing on my phone :brofist:

[Chob]

Thank you for saving me all that typing on my phone :brofist:
Radio guys have a way of deluding themselves into thinking they invented shit.

[milkman]

No Shando, you can't be a dick! :jj:

[Chob]

He was cool to you guys and stood up to Bubba. That makes him ok in my book. :jj:

[milkman]

Hell yeah..me too! :D

[Chob]

Was Shannon just going on about what's aesthetically pleasing about a cock? Too much time on the morning show.

[milkman]

hahaha, "ur pussy is hideous and disgusting" Right to the point! :jj:

[Chob]

This audio needs visuals.

[SJ]

:rofl:

best pussy description ever

"it looks like a turnover"

[Chob]

:rofl:

best pussy description ever

"it looks like a turnover"
That's fucking classic.

[SJ]

is it just me or is EVERYONE now using the term hoity toity?

[SJ]

the bun slit

[Chob]

It's pretty common, no?

[SJ]

It's pretty common, no?
kinda odd how suddenly everyone is using it

[milkman]

Been around for years

[SJ]

puppetry of the penis was where it was at

[solant]

teeehehe too funny shando rocks

[SJ]

sheesus

[Chob]

The hell?

[SJ]

lady if your vagina feels like it's on fire... that's not razorburn :jj:

[solant]

"felt good to rub it and painful"

[SJ]

hair might be coming back, but that means guys going down on chicks is declining too

[SJ]

this guy is a fag.

Aaron lewis is just pissed he couldn't molest that girl

[SJ]

hello me

meet the real me

[Chob]

this guy is a fag.

Aaron lewis is just pissed he couldn't molest that girl
:lolwut:

Do I even have to point out how contradictory that statement is? :jj:

[Chob]

hello me

meet the real me
:rockout:

[Ski Lo]

Rust in peace album?

[SJ]

:lolwut:

Do I even have to point out how contradictory that statement is? :jj:
only if you think I mean fag as in gay and not fag as in fucking loser...

[SJ]

Rust in peace album?
no

symphony

[Chob]

Countdown to Extinction. :proclaim:

[SJ]

same shit

[SJ]

good thing about the long commercial breaks..

you can shower and make lunch before the show comes back

[SJ]

did he just describe his penis size?

1 and a half by one and a half?

[SJ]

I got my friend some single malt for christmas... something from africa and it's the 3rd highest rated in the world?

fucking gross shit if you ask me :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Scotch turns my face red...


weird.

[Chob]

Sounds hooty tooty.

[SJ]

Scotch turns my face red...


weird.
that's what booze does

[milkman]

OR hoity toity! :jj:

[SJ]

don't forget hidy tidy

[SJ]

no one remembers the sopranos :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Ras is gonna say this soldier kidnapping is just keeping us off the VA scandal..

[NeTaS]

I see you been busy SJ!

[milkman]

If this guy wasn't giving the Taliban what they thought was good intel, they would have beheaded him IMO. Then they used him as a bargaining chip that worked well for them unfortunately.

[milkman]

Andy Card Shando? You mean Jay Carney? :jj:

[milkman]

Nothing will happen with anything at the VA, like every other scandal.

[SJ]

I see you been busy SJ!
was doing a little prep

[milkman]

hahaha, so Ras is insinuating that Bubba covers stuff because he brings it up?? :lol:

[SJ]

we have 12 year olds stabbing people and you're covering the VA thing that's already been covered to death?

yeesh

[Chob]

Nope. I'm out.

[milkman]

Sure Ras, and that wasn't an MH60 copter that was left behind and blown up right? Nope, never happened. :rolleyes:

[milkman]

This fuck will get a parade when he is brought home next week, watch. Only parade he should get is one on the way to Leavenworth.

[SJ]

common these people have no morality

the states turned those 5 dudes into double agents guaranteed and you can bet that this asshole coming home will be interrogated by the gov for information. It has happened with all kinds of POW's.

[milkman]

No way SJ. These 5 are in no way going to be agents for us. Not knowingly anyhow. Maybe by tracking somehow, unlikely though. And like that dude on Bubba said this morning...the Taliban is not as stupid as people think here, they undoubtedly know they will be tracked and won't let them close enough to be used like that.

[SJ]

osama was a double agent :whistle:

[SJ]

I mean you guys fucking trained him

and then you all think he wasn't still working for the US :jj:

genius

[SJ]

I can't wait till they finger benjy's asshole

[milkman]

You obviously don't understand their culture very much. Of course they accepted our help during the Russian occupation, but don't take that as they were our allies or friends. As soon as Russia left, they wanted nothing from us except harm.

[milkman]

Ras is whacked.

[milkman]

I think I've seen this movie before Ras! :jj:

[SJ]

You obviously don't understand their culture very much. Of course they accepted our help during the Russian occupation, but don't take that as they were our allies or friends. As soon as Russia left, they wanted nothing from us except harm.
he was trained by the CIA

what the fuck do I need to understand about that? :jj:

[SJ]

Ras is whacked.
this whole segment has jumped the shark with it's nonstop political bullshit

ras is a one way conspiracy theorist

he only talks about ones that involve gov

[milkman]

Ok, whatever.

[SJ]

we're coming for you ras

[milkman]

He thinks he is important enough to be on some gov watch list....he believes his own hype. :jj:

[Chob]

I can't wait till they finger benjy's asshole
:lolwut:

[milkman]

hahaha, so his unproven bullshit should be believed over everyone elses?? :jj:

[SJ]

:lolwut:
if benjy doesn't lose 37 pounds in 6 weeks he has to make out with a guy and have his asshole fingered.

the biggest problem they are having: NO one wants to make out with benjy.. like not even gay rich

[SJ]

I had to turn it off...

this is worse then fox

[SJ]

Ras Oreily

[SJ]

and Shanderson Cooper

[milkman]

Ughh, well time to start another week of work.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Ras is a total joke, I really hope this just a heat/troll bit at this point.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Fuck, now I'm sick as a dog outta nowhere. Stomach hurts, liquid pooh and I'm freezing. UGH!!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

My kids love Slenderman :jj:

[Chob]

My kids love Slenderman :jj:
Someone needs to write a Slenderman song to "Betterman."

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

"I don't know shit about the bible or religion" says the man with a John 3:16 tattoo :burke:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Joel Osteen :rolleyes:

[Chob]

More liek Troll Osteen amirite?

[Chob]

Kunta Kinte style?
:classybubba:

[RS]

Hah I missed the slenderman part, did they mention SomethingAwful?

[milkman]

Myellow!

:beer2:

[Chob]

:munch:

[milkman]

Damn, Shando lookin for a fight??

[Chob]

Yelling at Bubba wasn't enough for him. :jj:

[Chob]

Shannon you do radio for a living, stop crying about stress you bich nga. :jj:

[Chob]

Mr. Wizard. :jj: Cracker you old.

[milkman]

Oompa Loompa dog?? :jj:

[Chob]

Another opportunity for Rick to get on his high horse. :jj:

[RS]

Lol bootstraps Rick in the house.

[Chob]

Yeah Shannon, a war will solve everything. :rolleyes:

[milkman]

Speak for urself Shifty, I have no credit card debt, house almost paid off, save a lot of money. Have to work for it.

[RS]

Yeah Shannon, a war will solve everything. :rolleyes:


Hmm they said the Iraq war would do the same thing

[milkman]

Like I tell me kids, choose a career path that has a future, that you enjoy, and pays well. Then go for it.

[FishMuskys]

Let's have one. :cheers:

[milkman]

Yo Fish!

:beer2:

[FishMuskys]

Rollin' smokes and havin' a cocktail before I take a roadtrip to some lakes.

[milkman]

Responsibility is a tough responsibility! :jj:

[milkman]

Rollin' smokes and havin' a cocktail before I take a roadtrip to some lakes.

Goin fishin?

[FishMuskys]

More just lookin' at resorts an shit. My brother is comin' from Utah and we want to take momma fishin' for a few days. Gotta try to find a home somewhere.

[FishMuskys]

Fishin' poles will be along though.:D

[milkman]

What about Bob's place? Isn't that on a lake?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sup Niggas, I'm back from the dead. :woot:

[Chob]

Fishin' poles will be along though.:D
Won't be listening to Dan 'n Pals with us?

[milkman]

Feelin better Cpt?

[FishMuskys]

What about Bob's place? Isn't that on a lake?

He sold that house. It wasn't on the lake but very close. My whole family stayed there a couple years ago. Big place, too bad he bought a steakhouse instead.

[milkman]

Aww ok, that's right.

[FishMuskys]

Won't be listening to Dan 'n Pals with us?

If I quit fuckin' around I'll be back in time. I have slacked to a whole nuther degree this mornin'.;D

[FishMuskys]

Hey Cpt.! Get all that shit outta your system??

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Feelin better Cpt?

Yeah, I took the day off and slept through it all. I went from hot to cold about 20 times last night, but it finally broke. My sheets went straight into the wash from all the sweat:jj:

[milkman]

Man I hate that shit, especially when the summer gets here. Miserable!

[FishMuskys]

I live the fuckin' dream every day.:smug:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

http://www.dpaddbags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dusty.jpg

[FishMuskys]

Hell yeah! Dusty Rhodes.

[RS]

so when they say 49% of Americans are on government assistance, how do they arrive at that number? Does that mean that almost half of our country is on food stamps?

[NeTaS]

whats a food stamp?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

so when they say 49% of Americans are on government assistance, how do they arrive at that number? Does that mean that almost half of our country is on food stamps?


49.2 percent of Americans received benefits from one or more government programs, according to data released Census Bureau.

Among the 151,014,000 who received benefits from one or more government programs during that period: 49,901,000 who collected Social Security; 49,073,000 who got food stamps; 46,440,000 on Medicare; 23,228,000 in the Women, Infants and Children program, 20,223,000 getting Supplemental Security Income;13,433,000 who lived in public or subsidized rental housing; 5,098,000 who got unemployment; 3,178,000 who got veterans' benefits; and 364,000 who got railroad retirement benefits.

[FishMuskys]

whats a food stamp?

http://meat.tamu.edu/files/2012/05/Prime.jpg

http://meat.tamu.edu/files/2012/05/Choice.jpg

[NeTaS]

:haha:

[RS]

49.2 percent of Americans received benefits from one or more government programs, according to data released Census Bureau.

Among the 151,014,000 who received benefits from one or more government programs during that period: 49,901,000 who collected Social Security; 46,440,000 on Medicare;

So the majority of benefits we give out are to senior citizens, by and large? The same people that make up the majority of fox news viewership who ignore those numbers and laser focus on the rare WELFARE QUEENS.

Yeah, makes sense.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

http://meat.tamu.edu/files/2012/05/Prime.jpg

http://meat.tamu.edu/files/2012/05/Choice.jpg

:brofist:

[milkman]

Not to mention the major increase in Social Security "disability" which a lot is fraud and major increase in food stamps in the last 5 years.

It is no secret millions of people are abusing and gaming the system or simply use it as a "way of life". Pump out more kids, get mo money. Pretty disgusting IMO, but that is the reality.

[NeTaS]

My ol lady is pissing me off :getsome:

[milkman]

My ol lady is pissing me off :getsome:

Which one? :D

[NeTaS]

It's set up here to keep you on it full time, if you want to work and just need a little help it's almost impossible, and that is from personal experience!

[NeTaS]

which one?

[NeTaS]

The one is supposed to be on my deal right now and isn't :smug:

[milkman]

It's set up here to keep you on it full time, if you want to work and just need a little help it's almost impossible, and that is from personal experience!

Yep, been there myself. Refused even though my hand was in bandages for 3 months and wife didn't make shit. "Sorry about ur luck, next"

[Chob]

whats a food stamp?
I'll tell you once we find out what a cuckold is. :lol:

[milkman]

which one?

Wasn't sure if it is ur current one or the wife you are tryin to divorce causing issues. :D

[NeTaS]

Yep, been there myself. Refused even though my hand was in bandages for 3 months and wife didn't make shit. "Sorry about ur luck, next"

Same here when I had back surgery, family is starving but I made to much money :jj:

[NeTaS]

I stay away from the EX, she moved to a new town thankfully!

[milkman]

Any word on the divorce happenin?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'll tell you once we find out what a cuckold is. :lol:

:hulkout:

[milkman]

So Rick feeds his dogs Rick rollups too eh? :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Have a good afternoon guys! I gotsta take this party on the road.:woot:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Later Fish, hopefully you'll be back for the Diacos.

[milkman]

L8R Fish, enjoy.

[FatOldMan]

So Rick feeds his dogs Rick rollups too eh? :jj:

So Rick has 2 dogs, lives in his girlfriend's mother's house and leaves them there all day while he is at IO?
That's quite the living arrangement.

[milkman]

He doesn't live at his GF's parents house, he rents his own house. Her parents watch the dogs for them.

[milkman]

He used to bring Ace to IO with him, but Bubba nixed that..he is the only one allowed to have his dogs at the studio now. Imagine that! :lol:

[RS]

why aren't other dogs allowed? Ledge always used to bring his.

[milkman]

Bubba rules why else. ME ME ME!

[RS]

"A commercial squirrel diet that you would get at a pet store"

and why the fuck would you want to own a sugar glider, people are fucking stupid.

[Chob]

Bubba rules why else. ME ME ME!
This.

[milkman]

Whiskey Girl will blast it for her! :jj:

[milkman]

Ughh, time to start a long night of work.

[FatOldMan]

He doesn't live at his GF's parents house, he rents his own house. Her parents watch the dogs for them.

Like a month ago Shannon started talking about him moving in with her parents and Rick shut him up and changed the subject.
Maybe he was just breaking his balls.

[milkman]

Prolly, cuz he still bitches about his neighbors. I know the area he lives in...shady.

[Chob]

Prolly, cuz he still bitches about his neighbors. I know the area he lives in...shady.
Yeah, I think that was it.

[RS]

Showtime really is viral marketing the shit out of their next season of Homeland!

[Chob]

Is the audio stuttering like crazy for anyone else?

[FatOldMan]

Been listening since 11, no issues.
Actually sounds better than it has been.

[Chob]

Must be just me then.

[milkman]

Sheesus what a mercial break.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Thank you Shannon for pronouncing Reese's correctly. That shit kills me, mainly because it's my last name and I grow tired of correcting people:jj:

[Chob]

WHAT IS THIS CHICK? A COMMIE?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I got a company branded Tervis tumbler as a gift from work, those are badass cups.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Based on Shannon's definition, I would say my family and I are living the American Dream.

[Ski Lo]

me too I guess.