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Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:25 AM
:hw: Fuel gelled up.

RS
01-23-2014, 11:25 AM
rick is a tool and a robot could do his job, that'll save IO the $7/hr they pay him

milkman
01-23-2014, 11:26 AM
Yo Lerch! Freeze day for fuel?

:beer2:

The Butler
01-23-2014, 11:26 AM
Some jobs open for Cox in Tampa:

CMG Tampa Operations Manager (OM): This new position will oversee all programming and content for CMG Tampa’s six top rated FM brands. Those stations include WWRM “Magic 94.9,” WSUN “97X,” WPOI “HOT 101.5,” WHPT “102.5 The Bone,” WDUV “105.5 The Dove,” and WXGL “107.3 The Eagle.” This individual will oversee all program directors and will report to the Tampa VP/market manager. The OM will also have PD responsibilities for one or more stations.

WHPT 102.5 The Bone Program Director: This person will be responsible for the overall operation of America’s hottest talk radio station. “The Bone” has one of radio’s largest personalities with the highest ratings, all on Florida’s hottest signal. The successful candidate will have a track record of successfully operating talk-based formats, working with high-profile talent, and creatively marketing and growing brands like “The Bone.”

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:29 AM
Paging Tim Sabean. :jj:

Actually his current position probably pays more.

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:30 AM
Yo Lerch! Freeze day for fuel?

:beer2:

Yup. Another 2 personal days burned. 2 left, and it's not even Feb. Fuck.

milkman
01-23-2014, 11:30 AM
Yup. Another 2 personal days burned. 2 left, and it's not even Feb. Fuck.

Well that sucks, not like it is ur fault and can do anything about it. I mean shit, that would be like my old place closing because of a hurricane, yet they make us use our PTO. Fuck that!

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 11:33 AM
Yup. Another 2 personal days burned. 2 left, and it's not even Feb. Fuck.

What happens after that?

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:34 AM
Well that sucks, not like it is ur fault and can do anything about it.

I'll get a week vacation on the anny of hire date in April, so at least I might have some time when I want to do something.

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:34 AM
This person will be responsible for the overall operation of America’s hottest talk radio station.
Well if we're talking hot talk, that's not that much to brag about with only two stations in the country doing it. :jj:

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:36 AM
What happens after that?

I get 5 personal days starting Jan 1. After I use that I'll fall back on accrued holiday pay, then it's unpaid time off.

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:37 AM
I retweeted a link to Jannus Live, they are looking for a social media manager.

milkman
01-23-2014, 11:38 AM
I retweeted a link to Jannus Live, they are looking for a social media manager.

There ya go Chob! Can do that remotely! :D

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:38 AM
Hot damn. That's my ticket to Tampa! :jj:

I think a social media manager shouldn't hate social media.

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:39 AM
On the flip side, having that job would probably drive you to hate it.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 11:40 AM
I get 5 personal days starting Jan 1. After I use that I'll fall back on accrued holiday pay, then it's unpaid time off.

Shitty, well hopefully you'll be okay.
Inventory is low at my job right now too. They are offering same day time off, working partial hours and unpaid time off if you have no vacation time left. They aren't forcing us to use it yet because most of the people had a bunch of vacation time saved up when they weren't allowed over the summer. I only have 60 hours of vacation in the bank right now.

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:43 AM
On the flip side, having that job would probably drive you to hate it.

http://twitter.com/Dino727Pinto/status/426041889801125888

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:44 AM
That's...a bit different from what your post said. :jj:

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:45 AM
Where's that screaming Rick .gif?

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:45 AM
Yeah but when you read the post within the link, it's says social media, but have other responsibilities.

wall of text---->Jannus live is looking for interns in several of our departments so feel free to send a email with a specific department.

This internship is for Marketing/Social Media intern. Jannus Live, formerly known as Jannus Landing, is a historic outdoor concert venue in Downtown St. Petersburg, FL, that hosts an eclectic array of national and international touring talent along with DJs, local acts, and other special events.
Join a multilevel entertainment complex that is more than just a brand, it's a movement!

Our team is based downtown St. Pete 2001st Ave N. St. Pete Fl 33701

Our Website is: www.Jannuslive.com

Primary Responsibilities:

• Assist various tasks during concerts.
• Development of content for each active channel (particularly, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube) including a specific "campaign" to drive engagement.
• Posting content for channels as a regular participation in the online conversation on Twitter, Facebook, etc.
• Research on new tools and applications that could expand our social networking presence will also be an ongoing project.
• Posting multiple times each week on our blog with news, industry info and relevant articles
• Helping with marketing initiatives such as press releases, events, photo/video shoots and other promotions
• Assisting with marketing efforts of reaching out to spread the word about upcoming events.
• Various administrative duties, such as market/customer research and data compilation will be required as requested by management team

Required Majors: Communications, Marketing, Communication and Media, Public Relations, Journalism, Advertising, or any other related field.

Desired skills and qualifications, but not a must:
• Photo Shop
• Writing skills and some social media experience are a basic requirement.
• Self-starter - driven to take initiative and find innovative solutions
• Highly organized, attentive to detail, and creative
• Can work well independently, is able to multitask, prioritize projects, and meet deadlines
• Excellent writing, communication, and organizational skills
• Knowledge of social media platforms -- Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Instagram and YouTube, etc.
• Excellent research and writing skills; blog experience preferred
• Strong organization skills
• Ability to work independently and meet deadlines


Compensation: Real world experience plus School Credit Time Requirement: Flexible (will work with school schedule) Start Date: ASAP In your application please include: resume and cover letter: Dino@jannuslive.com

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 11:46 AM
Where's that screaming Rick .gif?

I love that one.

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:50 AM
Paging Colin Powell.

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:51 AM
:jj:

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:51 AM
This fucking guy.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 11:51 AM
Paging Colin Powell.

Blind Lawrence is jealous of that text wall.

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:52 AM
You bet your ass he is. :jj:

Lerch
01-23-2014, 11:53 AM
Pretty funny these people want a higher wage, but if you ask them to trade tips for a higher wage they might want to think about it.

Chob
01-23-2014, 11:54 AM
Did they leave a mic open? I'm hearing something under the Rage.

milkman
01-23-2014, 11:55 AM
Pretty funny these people want a higher wage, but if you ask them to trade tips for a higher wage they might want to think about it.

I don't know about there, but there aren't any tips at fast food joints here! And waitresses make less than minimum wage in most cases just because of the tips. :idk:

milkman
01-23-2014, 11:56 AM
But fuck, if people want more than a shitty wage...learn sumthin worth a value!

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 12:00 PM
Did they leave a mic open? I'm hearing something under the Rage.

I heard that too, couldn't make out what it was though.

Lerch
01-23-2014, 12:00 PM
Some places have a no tip policy, but people tip any way.

When people are tipped they under report the earnings.

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:02 PM
Some places have a no tip policy, but people tip any way.

When people are tipped they under report the earnings.

Yeah I know that, long time been happening. But about the only "fast food" places where tips are is more like pizza delivery, sammich shops, not the typical fast food McD's, etc.

Chob
01-23-2014, 12:04 PM
I heard that too, couldn't make out what it was though.
Good. I'm glad I'm not hearing voices.

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:20 PM
NYC people all up in arms over this new mayor and his handling of this snow storm response. Zero snow plows in a lot of areas and they aren't happy. Well, that's what you get ya dumb fucks for electing this fuckin ultra lib fuck! :jj:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 12:26 PM
Didn't Persall have a run in with Cowhead at a movie theater about texting or something?

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:29 PM
hahaha, yeah he did Cpt, and apparently he told Cowshit to quit texting...should have blasted him! :jj:

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:31 PM
Was just seeing this on teevee about this mob deal.

NeTaS
01-23-2014, 12:34 PM
:wave2: sup my nickles

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:35 PM
Sup sup dude!

NeTaS
01-23-2014, 12:37 PM
such a knowledge of the film,only one guy's wife had a new coat and the same dude bought a new caddi not all of em!

NeTaS
01-23-2014, 12:38 PM
Sup sup dude!

It smells real good in here all of a sudden :smug:

Chob
01-23-2014, 12:39 PM
Bo Deitl is quite a character.

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:39 PM
It smells real good in here all of a sudden :smug:

Nice! :D

NeTaS
01-23-2014, 12:40 PM
Well that Arby's sammy sucks,he has no credibility :jj:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 12:42 PM
Well that Arby's sammy sucks,he has no credibility :jj:

Exactly :jj:

Chob
01-23-2014, 12:43 PM
Well that Arby's sammy sucks,he has no credibility :jj:
:buckhornlol:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 12:44 PM
:buckhornlol:

:ninjaedit:

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:45 PM
WTF Cpt, is that a security certificate? :jj:

Lerch
01-23-2014, 12:45 PM
hahaha

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 12:45 PM
:buckhornlol:

http://www.wtsp.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/120831043930_Bob-Buckhorn.jpg

NeTaS
01-23-2014, 12:45 PM
Wassup BL :jj:

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:46 PM
hahaha, BMFL post!

Chob
01-23-2014, 12:47 PM
http://www.wtsp.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/120831043930_Bob-Buckhorn.jpg
That is a great "u mad?" face.

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:48 PM
Damn site! :getsome:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 12:48 PM
It was supposed to be something funny, fuck it :jj:

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:52 PM
Them Russian shitters are enough to say fuck the Olympics, much less the terror deal! :jj:

NeTaS
01-23-2014, 12:54 PM
http://oi42.tinypic.com/efhphd.jpg

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:54 PM
Man, when I did the kitchen at the Pres of Tecate beers house, there was ice cold beer for days. And everyday at lunch, his messicans would make us steak tacos! Was a nice job for 2 weeks! :D

milkman
01-23-2014, 12:55 PM
:haha: Nice netas..add that Chob! :lol:

Chob
01-23-2014, 12:58 PM
Man, when I did the kitchen at the Pres of Tecate beers house, there was ice cold beer for days. And everyday at lunch, his messicans would make us steak tacos! Was a nice job for 2 weeks! :D
Nice.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-23-2014, 12:59 PM
Hey Netas, any chance of a Buckhorn Deal with it .gif?

milkman
01-23-2014, 01:08 PM
Bieber looks like a scared little bitch in court now! :jj:

milkman
01-23-2014, 01:09 PM
Big deal, they give him a $2500 bond request. He still has that left over from the $75G from the strip club!

milkman
01-23-2014, 01:18 PM
Yeah, they can't jsut arbitrarily raise the bond based on the person Rick, it is for the charges. Yeah it sucks and he will prolly never get a fuckin thing out of this. If it was us...Bye Bye life and trying to rebuild it for years.

milkman
01-23-2014, 01:21 PM
This has never been done for a perfect bracket, but I think it is 64 games right, not 67? And the odds are like 1 in 9 quintillian or some shit. Aint gonna happen, would be awesome though.

milkman
01-23-2014, 01:33 PM
Mothballs are so nasty! The Army depots where they issued uniforms and gear were so strong. Member that Cpt?

milkman
01-23-2014, 01:46 PM
Used to love potted meat sammiches as a kid. But that olive loaf shit...nasty!

milkman
01-27-2014, 11:01 AM
Myellow! Another late start for an overplayed best of!

:beer2:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-27-2014, 11:05 AM
Myellow! Another late start for an overplayed best of!

:beer2:

Thanks Whalen.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-27-2014, 11:06 AM
I demand the shitting hooker intro be reinstated.

FatOldMan
01-27-2014, 11:10 AM
What happened to the shitting hooker?

milkman
01-27-2014, 11:12 AM
The new one sucks ass. Booo

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-27-2014, 11:13 AM
What happened to the shitting hooker?

It's no longer the show intro.

milkman
01-27-2014, 11:19 AM
Hey Fat, welcome! :wave2:

milkman
01-27-2014, 11:22 AM
Well, in most cases the expiration date is the manufacturers recommendation to rotate off the shelf, not when it is bad. But most people do throw shit out just because of the date.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-27-2014, 11:29 AM
When I go to Sam's club I always look for the meat that must sell today. Usually get some good deals then freeze it for later use.

RS
01-27-2014, 11:37 AM
hell yea, the clearance bin in the meat section at Safeway is the best.


just make sure you eat it today, duh.


-31 here and dropping!

milkman
01-27-2014, 11:57 AM
You can just put the meat outside for a few days RS, fine! :D

milkman
01-27-2014, 12:23 PM
Of course the gov will find a way to take the cash crop from weed, this will be no different than ALL the other money they fuckin take to waste! :getsome:

Ulfric Stormcloak
01-27-2014, 12:33 PM
Got a roku3 setting it up now :happydance:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
01-27-2014, 12:43 PM
Rick is out of touch with his expired food stance.

milkman
01-27-2014, 12:52 PM
Shellfish is the worst when it is old and you get sick. Ralph for days! :getsome:

milkman
01-27-2014, 01:35 PM
This bitch was just stoopid..she thought "Pot" luck dinner meant to lace food with Pot! And these lightweights freaked out being high! :jj:

Go to the hospital, pussies! :jj:

milkman
01-27-2014, 01:47 PM
What lovely parents! :jj:

FatOldMan
01-27-2014, 03:00 PM
Hey Fat, welcome! :wave2:

Thanks Milk, been lurking for a long time, figured I might as well contribute to the chat when I can.

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:06 AM
Myellow!

:beer2:

Ulfric Stormcloak
01-28-2014, 11:18 AM
hi

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:19 AM
Hi, are you? :D

Ulfric Stormcloak
01-28-2014, 11:25 AM
very

Ulfric Stormcloak
01-28-2014, 11:25 AM
kinda want lunch already

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:26 AM
It's brunch time! have at it! :D

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:28 AM
Sure, every stoner has a plan to open a weed shop..but they will forget when it actually happens! :jj:

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:34 AM
This dude had a shitty lawyer if he got a felony for 2 grams! :jj:

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 11:34 AM
Naw,I ain't got another towel......

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 11:38 AM
Mixing booze and herb is the best!

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:39 AM
Madden NFL predicts Bronco win 31-28!

FishMuskys
01-28-2014, 11:39 AM
Double order mini tacos! :woot:

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:40 AM
Double order mini tacos! :woot:

Nice Fish, them things are tasty! :D

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 11:41 AM
I'm not watching the Super Bowl.....fuck that.

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:41 AM
Pro Bowl was a decent game for a change!

FishMuskys
01-28-2014, 11:42 AM
Nice Fish, them things are tasty! :D

Warms me right up. It's only -22° now.

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:42 AM
I'm not watching the Super Bowl.....fuck that.

Why not? Will be awesome to see Denver go down and 1C break down! :jj:

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 11:43 AM
Who the fuck is Pete Seeger!

Never heard of him.

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 11:44 AM
Why not? Will be awesome to see Denver go down and 1C break down! :jj:

Hide the rope!:smug:

RS
01-28-2014, 11:44 AM
Shan literally gets all of his news from the Drudge Report.

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:44 AM
Who the fuck is Pete Seeger!

Never heard of him.

Me either. When I saw the news scroller I thought it was Bob Seeger, though I think his is spelled Seger! Not sure.

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:45 AM
Beck is such a fuckin tool. :rolleyes:

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 11:48 AM
Beck is such a fuckin tool. :rolleyes:

I almost tweeted that.


Changed it to "Jackass":jj:

The Butler
01-28-2014, 11:48 AM
It made it over 0. It's 2. So what the wind chill is 20 below.

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:49 AM
I almost tweeted that.


Changed it to "Jackass":jj:

Booo, no balls! :D

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:50 AM
It made it over 0. It's 2. So what the wind chill is 20 below.

T shirt weather here! :D

RS
01-28-2014, 11:53 AM
hey it warmed up, it was -9 when I woke up now it's already -2!

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:55 AM
Love this remake! :rockout:

RS
01-28-2014, 11:56 AM
I'll love it a lot more once it is over

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 11:56 AM
Me either. When I saw the news scroller I thought it was Bob Seeger, though I think his is spelled Seger! Not sure.

:bigthink:

maybe Rick has it fucked up too playing a remake of Segar's..:jj:

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:57 AM
I'll love it a lot more once it is over

Well, not everyone has good taste like me RS! :D

milkman
01-28-2014, 11:59 AM
Prolly so CM! :jj:

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:12 PM
17 and 22 current wind chill in Mobile, Al and NOLA, respectively! Crazy!

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 12:15 PM
Ann Colter...



Horse face..

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:17 PM
Piers Morgan is such a fuckin tool as well. If it wasn't for his shitty brit accent, he wouldn't even be on. I don't get the infatuation teevee has with these Brit fucks. :suicide:

RS
01-28-2014, 12:18 PM
Ann Coulter's skeletor lookin ass is even worse.

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:20 PM
Ann Coulter's skeletor lookin ass is even worse.

Don't know about worse, but shitty nonetheless!

RS
01-28-2014, 12:27 PM
Ras is so out there. Dog coins WOOF WOOF

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:31 PM
So they are just using these insecure games as a portal to capture data from other apps. Typical, but expected. Access the weakest link, everything else is vulnerable. Aint that right RS! :D

Kind of how Obamacare site will allow hackers to all the other sites/db's/ etc they connect to. NSA won't have to spy on US citizens once they coral everyone into their own sites. :getsome:

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:34 PM
So funny when Ras tries to use big words he has no clue about! :jj:

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:37 PM
Ras is so out there. Dog coins WOOF WOOF
don't you mean, doge coins?

wow

such currency

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:38 PM
I love how Shando jobs Ras out! :jj:

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:39 PM
morning all

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:39 PM
Afternoon Sj!

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:41 PM
hahaha Shando!

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 12:42 PM
Hollywood and war propaganda go hand and hand

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 12:42 PM
Hey SJ...




Ras,come on........:rolleyes:

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:44 PM
Yeah Ras, what else are we supposed to do other than make absurd shit up! :jj:

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 12:46 PM
I can see Donald Duck working for the NSA.Never liked that fucker.

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:47 PM
when is Ras going to cover Tulpa's... the real conspiracy

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 12:47 PM
he reads to much on the internet :jj:

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:48 PM
he reads to much on the internet :jj:

but everything is true on the internet...at least that's what I read on the internets! :jj:

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:49 PM
I still want to know what is up with the volume conspiracy on radioio

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:49 PM
why are they keeping the volume so low?

do they want us to lean into our speakers so they can blast our brains with electro magnetic waves from the speakers?

:tinfoil:

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 12:49 PM
People take things as fact without putting rational thought to it.

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:50 PM
I still want to know what is up with the volume conspiracy on radioio

No conspiracy there..just plain ole shitty engineering! :D

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:51 PM
No conspiracy there..just plain ole shitty engineering! :D
no no, they fixed it and then it reverted. It's a conspiracy dood

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:52 PM
they want us to type in b u b b a

I'm telling you

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:52 PM
Sheesus Christ Ras...this is even WAY absurd, even for you! :nuts:

Now he will take credit when it doesn't happen! :jj:

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:52 PM
no no, they fixed it and then it reverted. It's a conspiracy dood

Well, I've never noticed a difference so....:D

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:54 PM
Well, I've never noticed a difference so....:D
it was only one day... it's quite possibly you've blacked that one out ;D

milkman
01-28-2014, 12:55 PM
it was only one day... it's quite possibly you've blacked that one out ;D

Quite possible indeed! :D

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 12:55 PM
what a stupid rule :nuts:

SJ
01-28-2014, 12:56 PM
so can you get a conceal and carry permit for your pot? :jj:

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 12:58 PM
need one to keep the thief's away ;D

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:00 PM
tune in to shifty's show for the real conspiracy. Who took the hundy

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 01:01 PM
Another Death Magnetic tune......:sb:

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:01 PM
is this music playing? I can't tell.. it kinda sounds like my old truck backfiring

milkman
01-28-2014, 01:01 PM
tune in to shifty's show for the real conspiracy. Who took the hundy

Easy...his wife! :D

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:02 PM
Easy...his wife! :D
that's my theory too

The Butler
01-28-2014, 01:03 PM
Might have to tune into Rome for a change. He usually gets some good guests at the Super Bowl.

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:04 PM
Ralphie may claims he's meeting George Zimmerman... who fucking cares about either of these shitheads?

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:05 PM
Might have to tune into Rome for a change. He usually gets some good guests at the Super Bowl.
South Park Butters creamy goo - YouTube

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 01:05 PM
Not a mother mother I could think of SJ!

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:07 PM
Not a mother mother I could think of SJ!
I uh.... ummmmm


what?

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 01:07 PM
it's a SFW way of mother fu%#r

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:08 PM
I thought it was mother tucker

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:08 PM
wait why the fuck are you being safe for work? That's fucking weird

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 01:09 PM
come on man I'm strange :jj:

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 01:09 PM
I thought the public parts were!

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:10 PM
the fuck does swearing have to do with safe for work?

if you can't fucking have a motherfucking curse word on your sumbitch computer screen you better move to fucking china

you conservative motherfucking cunts need to step the fuck back

NeTaS
01-28-2014, 01:11 PM
fuck it then

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:12 PM
12 minutes of commercials - they could just play an old IO uncensored show instead of a fucking commercial at this point

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:14 PM
Joe just in case no ones told you - you are one tone deaf son of a bitch

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:16 PM
I hate mainstream lisa lampenelli... bitch lost her edge. Isn't funny anymore

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:16 PM
your face when you realize two breaks = 32+ minutes of no show

:colbert:

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:20 PM
so this is why there's less posting in the second half of the show

everyones asleep from the fucking commercials

fuck this

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 01:21 PM
wtf

milkman
01-28-2014, 01:21 PM
IO Mercial Vortex! :rolleyes:

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 01:23 PM
This tune is from Blues Clues...


My daughter used to watch it.

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:24 PM
half hour of commercials :crylol:

what a professional product

milkman
01-28-2014, 01:25 PM
Yeah sure Shando, professionalism! :lol:

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:26 PM
Yeah sure Shando, professionalism! :lol:
what's he saying? I flipped over to that other guy with that other show on that other station I won't name

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:26 PM
batman came out two years ago - but Drew is still rapping as bane into a cup...

get your fucking gimmick updated

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:30 PM
pain free?

motherfucker should get the most painful shit there is.

like cut him and let him bleed to death while the rest of the prison rapes him - THAT's punishment

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:31 PM
you notice how they won't release statistics on how many of these people that die with the flu have had the flu shot?

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 01:33 PM
That's what I was wondering.


I don't get flu shots.

milkman
01-28-2014, 01:34 PM
pain free?

motherfucker should get the most painful shit there is.

like cut him and let him bleed to death while the rest of the prison rapes him - THAT's punishment

Yep! Torture them motherfuckers!

you notice how they won't release statistics on how many of these people that die with the flu have had the flu shot?

From 3k-49k die from it? Yeah sure! Shitty stats and of course they won't release that shit SJ, the gig would be up.

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 01:35 PM
Didn't Rick give the flu to everyone lastyear?:jj:

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:40 PM
Didn't Rick give the flu to everyone lastyear?:jj:
ask drew, he seems to be rooted in the past

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 01:42 PM
The mayor of shithole Easton is on that boat.
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/easton/index.ssf/2014/01/easton_mayor_says_hes_gaving_g.html#incart_river_default

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:44 PM
man I almost feel bad for these people..

what's it like having a loose pussy butler? ;D

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:45 PM
"I had the most challenging period. It kept asking me history questions"

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:45 PM
bubba must have one weak vagina

milkman
01-28-2014, 01:46 PM
bubba must have one weak vagina

But a strong asshole! :lol:

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:47 PM
hey guys I just got the new beer you can only open with your cunt - it's called fever blister beer

milkman
01-28-2014, 01:49 PM
Should be an Olympic event! The Cunt Curl!

SJ
01-28-2014, 01:51 PM
gives a new meaning to the term snatch block

Ski Lo
01-28-2014, 01:56 PM
Good show.

milkman
01-28-2014, 01:56 PM
Yep, except the 30 minute break!

SJ
01-28-2014, 02:00 PM
yeah that sucked. but good show. I don't get to listen enough

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:03 AM
Wow, Shando even startin pretty much on time.

Chob
01-29-2014, 11:05 AM
:faint:

I was all ready to bitch about a late start too. :jj:

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:06 AM
Yeah, surprising fo sho! Musta been outta food!

Ski Lo
01-29-2014, 11:07 AM
Hey fuckers.:ANYWORD:

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:08 AM
hahaha Fish for one who posted this! :teehee:

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:12 AM
Biden was drunk, then he was shocked when OBama said he was gonna lead this training deal! The look on his face was "WTF you talkin about Willis?" :jj:

Chob
01-29-2014, 11:12 AM
Shannon's marking out to Boehner. :burke:

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:16 AM
Imagine that, a bust for a SB in shitty NY/NJ! :D

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:20 AM
Sheesus, CD issues in this day and age. High tech Million dollar studio at it again. :lol:

Chob
01-29-2014, 11:22 AM
:facepalm:

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:28 AM
hahaha Rick packs his girl lunch..this is all you get bitch!

Chob
01-29-2014, 11:29 AM
What a dick. :jj:

Chob
01-29-2014, 11:34 AM
I'm dying at "Rick Roll-up." :rofl:

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:38 AM
Fortunately me wife says she's gettin fat...I just don't disagree! :jj:

Chob
01-29-2014, 11:38 AM
TCBY is the shit.

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:38 AM
Well, sometimes I agree! :D

Chob
01-29-2014, 11:43 AM
If I gave enough of a fuck, I'd stick Rick's head on this.
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up - YouTube

milkman
01-29-2014, 11:46 AM
Sheesus Rick, she is gonna despise you one day, and it isn't gonna be pretty! :jj:

Chob
01-29-2014, 11:46 AM
Incredible self burial here.

milkman
01-29-2014, 12:02 PM
This Atlanta traffic lock up from this snow is crazy! Entire interstates locked up for last 16 hrs with no where to go. :jj:

RS
01-29-2014, 12:11 PM
pussy ass redneck hoes don't know how to drive in the snow

Ski Lo
01-29-2014, 12:12 PM
I love Olivia..


I think Fish likes her too.

Ski Lo
01-29-2014, 12:12 PM
Might have been Muggs.

Ski Lo
01-29-2014, 12:14 PM
17° here.

Ski Lo
01-29-2014, 12:15 PM
I always shovel an area for my dogs.

Ken Masters
01-29-2014, 12:15 PM
17° here.
0 here

RS
01-29-2014, 12:21 PM
so what did I miss about something Rick said? I've been stuck on calls and meetings all morning.

milkman
01-29-2014, 12:23 PM
Talkin about how he keeps his woman down like a bulimic chick, feeding her carrot pieces so she doesn't gain weight when she is like a size 1! :jj:

RS
01-29-2014, 12:24 PM
wow what a dick.

Chob
01-29-2014, 12:24 PM
They were clowning him because he is fascist like in how he watches the carbs his girlfriend eats, packs her lunches, gifts her exercise equipment she can use while sitting at work, and once made her cry because he asked her "are you really gonna eat all that" when they went for some frozen yogurt.

Chob
01-29-2014, 12:26 PM
He makes her "Rick Roll-ups" of meat and cheese. I shit you not. Classic segment right there.

RS
01-29-2014, 12:28 PM
heh, I need to catch the replay.

Rick seems so punchable.

RS
01-29-2014, 12:34 PM
I love these troll calls to Dave

NeTaS
01-29-2014, 12:46 PM
:wave2:

milkman
01-29-2014, 12:47 PM
Damn, need some of these trackers to put into ur spouse! :jj:

milkman
01-29-2014, 12:47 PM
Sup dude!

Chob
01-29-2014, 12:49 PM
Rick is gonna get one that also tracks carbs. :jj:

milkman
01-29-2014, 12:50 PM
Rick is gonna get one that also tracks carbs. :jj:

And alerts if she goes to a FF joint for lunch! :jj:

Chob
01-29-2014, 01:00 PM
Wait, what? This can't be real.

NeTaS
01-29-2014, 01:01 PM
What su su sudio

Chob
01-29-2014, 01:02 PM
Love this song. Even without the American Psycho connection.

milkman
01-29-2014, 01:02 PM
Wait, what? This can't be real.

Which part? Animals are disgusting or that Rick gets sick by the talk of it? :jj:

Chob
01-29-2014, 01:02 PM
What su su sudio
The dog translator thingy. Reeks of Onion like trolling.

milkman
01-29-2014, 01:04 PM
Used to love some Genesis/Phil Colins! Good tunes! :D

milkman
01-29-2014, 01:24 PM
Well Shifty, get a safe to lock shit up away from ur wife! :jj:

Chob
01-29-2014, 01:26 PM
This is fucked up either way.

milkman
01-29-2014, 01:28 PM
Well, have to have good people techniques and know who to leave alone with ur shit without locking it up.

Chob
01-29-2014, 01:32 PM
He got the bill back and confirmed it huh? Shit.

milkman
01-29-2014, 01:34 PM
Yeah, after this evidence, it is pretty obvious the dude stole it..or got it from Shifty's wife for services while Shifty was gone! :whistle:

RS
01-29-2014, 01:37 PM
0BAMA probably stole it and gave it to some WELFARE QUEEN

Chob
01-29-2014, 01:38 PM
Yeah. Spaz was fucking around with shit. It'll be gone soon. :jj:

milkman
01-29-2014, 01:43 PM
Yep Shando! Weed smokers are easy inmates for these for profit prison systems.

milkman
01-29-2014, 01:55 PM
Just let me grow me own and use it legally without discrimination and worry. That is what most people want.