Bubba the Love Sponge Listening Thread October 14 - October 18, 2013

[Chob]

Show is live on a federal holiday.

[milkman]

Mizornin!

[Chob]

Sup gangsta?

[Chob]

If you don't enjoy and laugh at farts and burps, or like popping bubble wrap, I don't want to know you. :colbert:

[Dan Blaze]

Not really sure how any of those fall on that list. The being "scared of the dark" and calling your parents "mommy and daddy" shit was weird but the rest who gives a fuck?

[Chob]

Bubba has a Vita. Heh.

[Dan Blaze]

The fox says "skeet skeet skeet motherfucker"

[milkman]

Yo Chob, Dan! Surprised they are live.

[Chob]

Not really sure how any of those fall on that list. The being "scared of the dark" and calling your parents "mommy and daddy" shit was weird but the rest who gives a fuck?
Click bait, crutch for radio shows using prep services, etc.

[Dan Blaze]

Click bait, crutch for radio shows using prep services, etc.

Yeah, they could have done better than that though, "sucking on your mother's nipples" there is one for the list :jj:




:wave2: yo milk

[Chob]

"I don't play video games, but I have a self insert pitcher on my Vita game." Dork. :lol: And I say that lovingly.

[Dan Blaze]

I bet he pitches using that back touchpad on the vita :jj:

[Chob]

Like I tell the ff guys here, you're dorks in denial.

[Dan Blaze]

"me fat fingers throw a mean curveball, watch out tyler!" :lol:

[Chob]

I may be looking into a Vita once that remote play thing pans out. Cool feature.

[Ace]

Woah... Live show. :wave:

[Chob]

Doesn't the sponsor of 12 Boobs sort of ruin the attempts by the BRN to make the contest seem less sleazy?

[milkman]

Hey Ace!

[Dan Blaze]

That is one of the WORST FUCKING IDEAS I HAVE EVER HEARD.

Giving a random woman a gun once a month "because boobs"? Really Bubba?

:facepalm:

[Chob]

"Sponsored by Voyeur Clouds" is going to scare women away.

[Dan Blaze]

Had to edit that due to other Bubba ideas :jj:

[Ace]

That is one of the WORST FUCKING IDEAS I HAVE EVER HEARD.

Giving a random woman a gun once a month "because boobs"? Really Bubba?

:facepalm:

I'm surprised Bean OK-Ed this.

[Dan Blaze]

I'm no anti-gun person by any means but it just seems like a bad idea to do a contest like this in an area like Bubba's (and ours really in Ace and myself's case) without some sort of psych profile for each person who enters :jj:

[milkman]

Yep Dan..won't be long before the headlines read "Woman shoots husband with gun won from Bubba the Love Sponge" :lol:

[Dan Blaze]

Yep Dan..won't be long before the headlines read "Woman shoots husband with gun won from Bubba the Love Sponge" :lol:

"Clean shoot, cuzzy!" - :classybubba:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What's up Cuzzies? Remember when the show used to be good? That was the best email this morning.

[milkman]

Yo Cpt, must have been early.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yo Cpt, must have been early.

Yeah the rest of the email was dumb...pig roast, no panties Thursday and Alicia Class.

[Chob]

What's up Cuzzies? Remember when the show used to be good? That was the best email this morning.
Most of that I wasn't around for. And I disagree with the inclusion of Alisha Klass. That whores on the radio shtick is old hat.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Good MNF song Ned, I lol'd.

[Chob]

They are consistently good, I'll give them that.

[milkman]

That was pretty good Cpt. :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Dick Dynasty :facepalm:

[Dan Blaze]

I missed it but I'm sure if I listen long enough I'll hear it a few more times :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

:burke:

[Chob]

Dick Dynasty :facepalm:
Fish will like it at least.

I still say they missed a huge opportunity with This Is Not a Sex Tape.

[Chob]

Blood type diet. :rofl:

[Dan Blaze]

:jj:

We're all hunter and gatherers you stupid fucks

:jj:

[milkman]

This diet will last a whole day...maybe! :lol:

[Dan Blaze]

Manson hit it dead on.

[Chob]

Man I need to create a diet to make portly rubes part with their cash.

[Dan Blaze]

Man I need to create a diet to make portly rubes part with their cash.

I've got this idea for a diet that is based around shitty chicken dip that I think we can sell to some people...

[Dan Blaze]

:rofl:

Shando, god damnit

:rofl:

[Chob]

:lolwut:

[Dan Blaze]

SPICE BOY POSSE!

:haha:

[Chob]

The Rogue Warriors would roon that guy.

[Dan Blaze]

Wait I know who that spice boy posse guy was:

Freight Train's Reply to U-Gene - YouTube

[milkman]

You mean "Rouge Warriors" :jj:

[Chob]

Both.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:spicelol:

[NeTaS]

Maybe you just suck at driving Bubba :jj:

[milkman]

First it was 6 months ago, now it's 9 months ago. Was prolly 2 years ago. :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Is this Zombie on the line?

[milkman]

Yo Netas!

[Chob]

Because when you're scouting for a young couple for a reality show on MTV, naturally you go to Bubba.
:lolwut:

[NeTaS]

:wave2: morning

So the guy who wants on TV so bad he can taste it but can't get it done is gonna get me on TV hahaha

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Because when you're scouting for a young couple for a reality show on MTV, naturally you go to Bubba.
:lolwut:

I mean WTF, isn't he always railing against reality tv? :facepalm:

[NeTaS]

yeah cpt but he also wants to be a reality star,typical bubba hypocrisy

[Chob]

An interview is an interview so whatever. But from the perspective of MTV, why not go to Kane on FLZ or someone that more fits the target demo? It's just weird.

[Dan Blaze]

Bubbapocrisy :lol:

[Chob]

Even the BMS would be a better fit.

[Dan Blaze]

An interview is an interview so whatever. But from the perspective of MTV, why not go to Kane on FLZ or someone that more fits the target demo? It's just weird.

They probably need some white trash for whatever their next project is. :jj:

[milkman]

I'm sure it is prolly just one of those "radio rounds" interviews Chob.

[The Butler]

Morning marks.

[Chob]

I'm sure it is prolly just one of those "radio rounds" interviews Chob.
Yeah you're probably right. And it's still the best overall exposure in the market.

[milkman]

Mornin B!

:beer2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I really hate these country music bumpers.

[Dan Blaze]

"hopefully they realize this is silly that I, the fat star of this show, should have to pay for anything my fat ass or my joke of a crew fuck up." -:classybubba:

[Dan Blaze]

Tyra Banks got on a plane again?

[Dan Blaze]

unrelevant.... :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Reggie Roundtree jobbin MJ out :lol:

[NeTaS]

yeah there could be allergic reactions to sedatives

[Chob]

And Shannon treats Ras like he's nuts. :burke:

[Dan Blaze]

:jj:

those guards killed his ass and are burying him as best they can.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Rack up the auto erotic bits...

[Chob]

Will make it hard to get a reservation at Dorsia.

[Ace]

Get you a Kuhkri, you'll be alright.

[milkman]

Here we go Cpt!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Here we go Cpt!

Too easy at this point. :rolleyes:

[Chob]

When Bubba first said "casting call," and I missed the MTV thing, I figured it was some porn thing.

[Ace]

8:10 am... Already 4 bit or more deep.

[Ace]

Who was it that called Bubba on bringing the "Manson theory" up? Someone did this weekend.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey look Milk, I said they'd toot their own horn on this subject too...

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Who was it that called Bubba on bringing the "Manson theory" up? Someone did this weekend.

Me Me Me :lol:

[Ace]

Me Me Me :lil:

You're brilliant, and they are predictable.

[Chob]

Cptnac the Magnificent? :jj:

[milkman]

AP just saved millions in payments! :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Cptnac the Magnificent? :jj:

:brofist:

[Ace]

Here comes a conspiracy theory, AP set up a hot on the baby to stop CS.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

This woman now knows what its like to literally lose an 18 year annuity lottery payment.

[Ace]

Cptnac the Magnificent? :jj:

Carnac the Magnificent - YouTube

[Chob]

Tainted up gimmick. :jj:

[Ace]

Actually, half of adult men are the HPV carrier.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Personally, I've never liked the term "love child" hardly ever is a love child conceived out of love in those situations. Call it what it is, a bastard child. Right, John Snow?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'll always laugh at the "nyuh nyuh nyuh" stabbin gimmick.

[Ace]

Prime time...

[Ace]

Bunch of Deion marks.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Bunch of Deion marks.

Ft Myers finest :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Looks like we lucked out and that casting bitch missed her call in window :woot:

[Ace]

I can.

[milkman]

Sure Bubba, talk about a week old story that has already been overturned. :lol:

[The Butler]

It's not MRSA. It's post game fights.

[Chob]

What a douche. 25 should've ripped him a new one.

[Ace]

WGAS!

[NeTaS]

Riveting grader talk :rolleyes:

[Dan Blaze]

Well once you had the thing stopped might as well have taken a picture, but who the fuck cares.

Real question is, who wants a picture with dirt covered Bubba the Love Sponge? :lol:

[Dan Blaze]

Pit passes... for a dirt track... boy this guy sure has high hopes and dreams for himself :jj:

[Ace]

Pit passes... for a dirt track... boy this guy sure has high hopes and dreams for himself :jj:

Much like trying to get back stage at a pitbull toddler show. You're officially a loser.

[Dan Blaze]

Bubba don't flick!

:rofl:

[The Butler]

Pit passes... for a dirt track... boy this guy sure has high hopes and dreams for himself :jj:

Stern gave away a whopping $250 prize today.

[Dan Blaze]

Stern gave away a whopping $250 prize today.

1/4 off nose jobs? :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

hahaha

Do not compare yourself to Bret Fav-reh. I don't even like the guy but come the fuck on. You fucking with your dirt track is not like a quarterback on the field. Not at all. Ever.

...ever.

[NeTaS]

this is awful later,music time :whistle:

[Dan Blaze]

this is awful later,music time :whistle:

:wave2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I wish Busch Gardens would send him a C&D for using the term "Rhino Rally"

[The Butler]

Gonna venture out and shop for a car today. Just shoot me know.

[milkman]

Gonna venture out and shop for a car today. Just shoot me know.

I always do that from home. Find out what I want, what I want to pay, then contact the dealers who have them. Make the deal before I even get there, then just show up and say let's do this. NO I don't want ur financing, NO I don't want ur warranty.

Usually works out. :D

[The Butler]

I always do that from home.

Usually works out. :D

Looking at too many different models. Need to narrow it down.

[milkman]

Looking at too many different models. Need to narrow it down.

What are you lookin for?

[The Butler]

What are you lookin for?

Either a small crossover or a mid size sedan, preferably a little sporty.

[milkman]

Either a small crossover or a mid size sedan, preferably a little sporty.

I think you'd fit into a Buick Regal! Ya know, typical grampy car! :teehee:

[NeTaS]

http://stwot.motortrend.com/files/2013/01/2014-Cadillac-ELR-left-front-1.jpg

[milkman]

Rack up Wild Tigers bite.

[Chob]

Wild tigers bite. :munch:

[Ace]

Waiting for the tiger Segway.

[Ace]

I hate these intros! Just get to the call tubby.

[NeTaS]

I found the car for you milk!

http://images.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/05/CadillacMirage_02_1000.jpg

[milkman]

Great bitch, bring up another bit. :rolleyes:

[Ace]

You dumb bitch, don't condone him playing bits.

[Dan Blaze]

Damn even Dawn can book shit like Bubba now :jj:

[milkman]

Nice Netas! :jj:

[Ace]

Sportsmanship is gone.

[milkman]

Except this has already been rescinded Ace.

[NeTaS]

Except this has already been rescinded Ace.

:jj: Perfect

[milkman]

Typical Bubba..a week late and WRONG! :lol:

[Ace]

Fuck you Columbus:getsome: I hate you.

[Ace]

Bubba's been playing mostly country bumpers lately... Shitty!

[Ace]

Typical Bubba..a week late and WRONG! :lol:

He would have talked about it last week... But he was off. Nevermind that, we still need to hear his opinion .

[milkman]

And the reason why they did it in the first place is because fights were breaking out, not to have anything to do with being a sore loser as they are claiming.

[Chob]

So I guess we have Shannon at 10:30?

[Ace]

If they're used, bubba want 'em.

[milkman]

Who fuckin knows anymore Chob. It's an IO mystery.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So I guess we have Shannon at 10:30?

Could you not hear the " I need to get to the raceshop/freightliner mechanic asap" in his voice. He was trying to end the show at 9:52 :lol:

[Ace]

Could you not hear the " I need to get to the raceshop/freightliner mechanic asap" in his voice. He was trying to end the show at 9:52 :lol:

He's the lazy fucking guy in radio right now. Full of excuses!

[Ace]

"He was the lone wolf"

[milkman]

He's the lazy fucking guy in radio right now. Full of excuses!

Mr "In some capacity"..has been for years.

[The Butler]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0b014346869b39bc56fcea9ea099936/tumblr_mn4k97proy1r3gb3zo1_400.gif

[milkman]

Is that the owl that has been attacking people in Tenn or Kentucky? Stole a dudes hat and Ipod. :jj:

[milkman]

Titties a bouncin!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

10:36 and still no show :rolleyes:

[Ace]

Myellow?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Finally...

[Ace]

Burke thread?

[milkman]

Mizornin!

[Chob]

God I hate social media pimping.

[Chob]

Good morning peeps.

[Ace]

Morning Milk, Cpt Oh Cpt, Doctor.
:denzil:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Milk, did you listen to Bubba back in the powerpig days?

[milkman]

Yo dudes!

[Chob]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1401511_169408453254394_325296890_o.jpg

[Chob]

Well My Country knows how to market. They need to send one to Fish so he can model it.

[Ace]

Shannon the Love Canon: coming in 2014.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1401511_169408453254394_325296890_o.jpg

I was expecting better tbh...

[Chob]

Shannon the Love Canon: coming in 2014.
That was an inspired line. :mansonlol:

[Ace]

I was expecting better tbh...

That blonde ain't bad, at all! :8:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Way to inspire excitement for the Seminole Hard Rock casino slot machines there Cowshit. I'm sure calling them "stupid" is making droves of people want to go play them. :rolleyes:

[milkman]

And this guy aint white trash? :teehee:

[FishMuskys]

G'mornin'! What happened to the mighty Colts?

[milkman]

Damn, what a whore!

[milkman]

G'mornin'! What happened to the mighty Colts?

The mighty BOLTS chewed em up and spit em out! :woot:

[Chob]

What Vermont Teddy Bear do you even send for this occasion?

[milkman]

What Vermont Teddy Bear do you even send for this occasion?

one made with all the scraps on the floor. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I feel soooooo much better about myself right now after hearing these white trash individuals.

[Chob]

I feel soooooo much better about myself right now after hearing these white trash individuals.
Exactly. It's a feel good segment.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Can a quad have sex? Really bubba?

[milkman]

That's what I did. Went right from the divorce down to the other court services, had me ex sign the Quit Claim deed right then. Never took her off the mortgage though...until I refied. :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

That's what I did. Went right from the divorce down to the other court services, had me ex sign the Quit Claim deed right then. Never took her off the mortgage though...until I refied. :D

:brofist:

[Ace]

That's what I did. Went right from the divorce down to the other court services, had me ex sign the Quit Claim deed right then. Never took her off the mortgage though...until I refied. :D

:jj: you little devil:devious:

[Ace]

Man, this shit gets old. Not good radio at all.

[milkman]

Am I evil...yes I am! :jj:

[milkman]

WTF is this bitch babbling about? :nuts:

[Ace]

Am I evil...yes I am! :jj:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lab3qy7jZE1qd5g71.gif

[Chob]

Later everyone. Enjoy the crazy bitch.

[Ace]

SHUT UUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

[milkman]

L8R Chob..and this is fucking annoying.

[Ace]

Catch ya on the flip side Chob.

[NeTaS]

been up for 20 minutes had this show on mute for most of it :jj:

[Ace]

What in the fuck is she talking about? This is bullshit, hang up.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What in the fuck is she talking about? This is bullshit, hang up.

Jesus this is stupid.

[Ace]

I was contemplating slitting my wrist during that. My Gawd.

[NeTaS]

man I'm sorry I tried listening again this week,this show has lost it's way.

[Ace]

Shitty.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So now he's telling Schiano the same shit he told Mr. Bob, call in and this will all go away. Fuck off bubba, that song was mostly excerpts from FMJ. Whatever...

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

No bubba, you ruined your own career, Tampa had nothing to do with it cuzzy.

[Ace]

Yuck!

[Ace]

I think the " local band review" has shown you know nothing about good music bubba! This marking out to Sparxxx is confirmation of that.

[milkman]

Pure shit!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Sponge, don't forget to tongue Sparxx's asshole while you're down there suckin his dick. Man, what a panderfest.

[NeTaS]

enjoying the show I see hahaha

[milkman]

Sheesus this shit sucks.

[The Butler]

Morning peoples.

[milkman]

How was ur first drive to work B? :D

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

Morning peoples.

:wave2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

This eminem is shitty too. What happened here?

[NeTaS]

You are in the bubba Vortex cpt :munch:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Wow, any way to crowbar in a bit huh? :suicide:

[Spaz]

:io:

[milkman]

Wassup Spaz, playin hooky?

[Spaz]

weather induced hooky :D

[milkman]

Sheesus, 10th time today playing this fuckin bit. :suicide:

[Spaz]

what time does shando start ....?

i aint turning this show on ...

[milkman]

weather induced hooky :D

That works! :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

what time does shando start ....?

i aint turning this show on ...

10:30ish there K-sizzle.

[NeTaS]

Have a great day dudes :wave2:

[milkman]

L8R dude!

[Dan Blaze]

I bet Bubba wants him to shove something down his throat... :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

what time does shando start ....?

i aint turning this show on ...
:haha:

[Spaz]

10:30ish there K-sizzle.

werd ! Sup Cpt ...

[Dan Blaze]

I think Sin would want the shots of Bubba just to shop them :rofl:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

werd ! Sup Cpt ...

Livin the dream homie, you know how it is.

[Dan Blaze]

Pumps and Bump - YouTube
"I'm not a twink" - :manson:

[milkman]

hahaha, nice 25..Bubba the Bear Bottom! :lol:

[Ace]

Shannon the Love Canon calendar. Book it.

[Spaz]

Have a great day dudes :wave2:

Do the same lil cuzzie !:wave2:

Yo Dan,Sin...

[Ace]

This is the gayest talk break ever.

[Dan Blaze]

Pale fat bull :jj:

[milkman]

hahaha Ned-Blacks on Blobs!

[Dan Blaze]

Yo Spaz :wave2:

[Dan Blaze]

Bubba your employees do that every day, your ass is drunk with power :lol:

[Dan Blaze]

Yeah, that dick who came to a dirt track just because you owned it and wanted a picture with you... oh wait a second he was a fan. Good job Bubba!

:jj:

[Ace]

He's a big time star Dan, he can't be bothered on his precious track.

[Dan Blaze]

:haha:

Shit I forgot.

[Dan Blaze]

Just lift up the skirt and look for the pop top. If the seal hasn't been broken you know she's still a fresh can of crazy that has yet to be opened.

[Dan Blaze]

Wait a second I'm not following the Bubba logic there...

You shouldn't be allowed to be a priest because you have HIV?

...What?

I mean maybe reconsider catholic priests but not all priests buttfuck people, Bubba. Well, buttfuck them physically at least.

[Zip]

This Boston woman call on the Best Of right now is cracking me up. One of my favorites from the old days.

[Ace]

I miss Spices laugh. It is contagious !

[Ace]

Late start...

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Late start...

You think Shando will use the photo shoot excuse to ditch io today?

[FishMuskys]

Wake up. You guys are missing it.

[milkman]

Mizornin!

[Ace]

What a great hockey night last night. Morning:wave:

[milkman]

Yo Ace!

[Ace]

Bubba's gotta be the only guy left in radio who spends this much time each day on parody songs.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Ugh

[Ace]

I think some( not all) of those calls about Sirius are plants. Negotiations willy.

[milkman]

Man this shit is horrible.

[Ace]

Tim McGraw: the country PitBull

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Who ever told him to pander to the country genre needs to be punched square in their friggen mouth.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Isn't Night Train actually gutter wine, and not malt liquor?

[milkman]

Yeah I think so Cpt. Seem to remember drinkin that when we were kids! :D