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SJ
09-17-2013, 08:24 PM
installing now

SJ
09-17-2013, 08:43 PM
still installing

SJ
09-17-2013, 08:49 PM
omg this is stupid

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-17-2013, 10:12 PM
took me like 10 minutes

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-17-2013, 10:12 PM
im lost in a vast wilderness with no vehicle and Pj is sending me funny messages :lul:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-17-2013, 10:20 PM
This fucking map is HUUUUGGE

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-17-2013, 11:05 PM
:nerd:

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:22 PM
took me like 10 minutes
I got an older xbox.. I don't think they read as fast as a newer one.

doesn't seem like it anyways :jj:

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:22 PM
This fucking map is HUUUUGGE
way huge. can't remember los santos that well... think there should be a whole other city up north somewhere but I keep dying before I get there :jj:

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:24 PM
there's an app for tricking out your car?

wtf

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-17-2013, 11:29 PM
yea apps for a bunch of shit i guess

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:30 PM
anyone buy the guide?

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:30 PM
yea apps for a bunch of shit i guess
you looked into it?

how does that transfer to my game?

I don't get it.

this is going to require 14 new accounts on shit isn't it?

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-17-2013, 11:31 PM
i have no idea right now

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:32 PM
nothing but shitty cars and trucks in the desert

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:33 PM
yay I'm back online

once I update more shit

FUCK OFF

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-17-2013, 11:36 PM
well i gota go to bed

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:38 PM
son of a bitch :jj:

SJ
09-17-2013, 11:42 PM
well so far I'm impressed with the game.

I like how they fixed the driving controls. Dialog is funny. Heard the N word more then a shannon burke show.

Good visuals. The cars look great. Nice to see they brought back more fun stuff to do. I thought IV was lacking in stuff to do

You can almost do tricks with the cars now. However in driving missions it's going to be a pain cause the cars leave the ground so easy and wipe out

PissJug
09-18-2013, 01:59 AM
i think the rock star club account syncs all your app stuff like the dog and car ones

Chob
09-18-2013, 06:34 AM
Heard the N word more then a shannon burke show.
:haha:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 07:57 AM
well so far I'm impressed with the game.

I like how they fixed the driving controls. Dialog is funny. Heard the N word more then a shannon burke show.

Good visuals. The cars look great. Nice to see they brought back more fun stuff to do. I thought IV was lacking in stuff to do

You can almost do tricks with the cars now. However in driving missions it's going to be a pain cause the cars leave the ground so easy and wipe out
i agree with this

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 08:01 AM
The motorcycle controls are great

PissJug
09-18-2013, 12:12 PM
i got some nanny hole off a stripper

PissJug
09-18-2013, 12:15 PM
EDIT: wrong damn thread

SJ
09-18-2013, 03:59 PM
The motorcycle controls are great
only ridden one bike so far

hell I kill myself flying out of the windshield - can't imagine lasting long on a bike.

That's the only thing that fucks me up with this game.. how easily you get damaged

PissJug
09-18-2013, 04:39 PM
a lot of cars handle like shit. i got a old beat up Caddy lookin hoopty and a newer model Eclipse looking car in the garage. they are the best handling cars i've stolen so far

SJ
09-18-2013, 05:27 PM
a lot of cars handle like shit. i got a old beat up Caddy lookin hoopty and a newer model Eclipse looking car in the garage. they are the best handling cars i've stolen so far
best one for handling I found was the bmw coupe clone

have you gone to the custom shops yet to customize the cars?

you can apparently upgrade shitty cars now, not just customize the look.

Spaz
09-18-2013, 07:25 PM
cool thread

SJ
09-18-2013, 09:24 PM
ok so I found something out

if you plug in your headset and talk or yell into it - the game knows and your characters mouth moves and people will look at you on the street :jj:

also - you can yell at the store clerks to make them give you cash faster while robbing them

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 09:43 PM
a lot of cars handle like shit. i got a old beat up Caddy lookin hoopty and a newer model Eclipse looking car in the garage. they are the best handling cars i've stolen so far

i think you just suck at driving in every game ive had no problems with the driving controls i think there great

PissJug
09-18-2013, 10:03 PM
:colbert: i kept spinning out in the races. i was full hot after the 3rd retry

PissJug
09-18-2013, 10:04 PM
the iFruit app is cool you can upgrade your car on it and train the dog

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 10:11 PM
i gota get it

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 10:11 PM
where do i get it

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 10:13 PM
gey IOS only

SJ
09-18-2013, 10:15 PM
:colbert: i kept spinning out in the races. i was full hot after the 3rd retry
I had this problem too - I actually turned off my xbox :jj:

I didn't know what I was up against and took the wrong car for a rain race

SJ
09-18-2013, 10:36 PM
just rode the rollercoaster :jj:

Chob
09-18-2013, 10:42 PM
ok so I found something out

if you plug in your headset and talk or yell into it - the game knows and your characters mouth moves and people will look at you on the street :jj:

also - you can yell at the store clerks to make them give you cash faster while robbing them
That's so fucking cool.

SJ
09-18-2013, 10:47 PM
holy shit the alien mission is awesome

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 10:50 PM
That's so fucking cool.

it doesnt work

SJ
09-18-2013, 11:01 PM
I'm shopping at the boat store...

you know...

dock tease

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 11:11 PM
im bout to rob a diamond store i just set up the entire heist

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 11:12 PM
ive only explored like 5% of this map :shocking:

PissJug
09-18-2013, 11:19 PM
gey IOS only

coming soon for hamdroid

http://phandroid.com/2013/09/17/ifruit-for-android/

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-18-2013, 11:20 PM
:hi: pj

PissJug
09-18-2013, 11:21 PM
:wave3:

PissJug
09-18-2013, 11:32 PM
my license plate is NGAPLEZ ;))

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-19-2013, 07:40 AM
Mines bchngas

SJ
09-19-2013, 06:29 PM
bootlip is my plate

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-19-2013, 09:12 PM
:haha:

SJ
09-19-2013, 11:23 PM
I read today online is launching oct 1

PissJug
09-20-2013, 12:15 AM
should we start a RRT gang in the online deal

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 07:46 AM
should we start a RRT gang in the online deal

fuck yea when does the online deal come out

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 07:50 AM
I read today online is launching oct 1
:hi:

SJ
09-20-2013, 11:01 AM
alright today I'm going to open my guide and actually start playing missions.

Anyone want a scan of the hidden maps/stunt jumps?

I haven't even looked online for maps/cheats yet

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 12:18 PM
Don't care about those :cool:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 12:21 PM
The meth head is my favorite is character now

SJ
09-20-2013, 01:05 PM
Don't care about those :cool:
you're going to be bored with this game long before me :jj:

why rush? I like completing the extra shit for the bonus stats and stuff.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/587/552/d9a.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 01:20 PM
I like getting the story going before I do side stuff. I also like to get better guns an shit quickly

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 01:21 PM
I dnt use a guide either that's cheating and ruins the fun

SJ
09-20-2013, 01:26 PM
I dnt use a guide either that's cheating and ruins the fun
IDGAF

:jj:

I got a cool hardcover guide with a lithograph... you just jelly

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 01:29 PM
Not really it takes the hole exploring aspect out of the game and I don't even know what a lithograph is

SJ
09-20-2013, 02:11 PM
picture

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 02:13 PM
Sounds cute

SJ
09-20-2013, 04:57 PM
the tv shows are seriously good shit :jj:

SJ
09-20-2013, 04:57 PM
Logger Lager

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 07:28 PM
found the jet pack

SJ
09-20-2013, 09:07 PM
where?

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-20-2013, 10:23 PM
when online comes out lets start a scooter gang

SJ
09-21-2013, 09:03 AM
sounds baller

can we all wear bowling shirts?

SJ
09-21-2013, 09:04 AM
btw - helping random people can pay off

I helped a guy get his bike back (pedal bike) when I was just cruising around and a couple days later the guy emailed me 100,000 grand in stock.

You can keep it in the stock or just cash it out for the 100k

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-21-2013, 01:19 PM
duhhhh

SJ
09-21-2013, 01:24 PM
:rofl:

juggalo wade

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
09-21-2013, 03:52 PM
btw - helping random people can pay off

I helped a guy get his bike back (pedal bike) when I was just cruising around and a couple days later the guy emailed me 100,000 grand in stock.

You can keep it in the stock or just cash it out for the 100k

I am loving this fucking game so far. I just saw a purse snatcher and I ran him over with my Porsche 911 and kept the $500 he stole instead of returning it for the reward. I also pwnd in the shooting range.

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
09-21-2013, 08:36 PM
I just found an unlimited money glitch (thanks youtube) if you guys are interested...
GTA 5 - How To Get "Infinite / Unlimited Money" "Cheat Hack Glitch" Grand Theft Auto V Tips & Guide - YouTube

SJ
09-22-2013, 12:28 AM
but that's cheating :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-22-2013, 01:55 PM
this flight school is fucking annoying

SJ
09-22-2013, 02:37 PM
Just met Packie from Liberty City :jj:

helping these randoms is funny shit

SJ
09-22-2013, 02:42 PM
1c is in the game - this chick just said - you know his cousin - big headed kid they call golf club :rofl:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
09-22-2013, 03:19 PM
but that's cheating :jj:

I'm rich biatch! Dave Chapelle - YouTube

SJ
09-22-2013, 05:28 PM
I don't buy weapons... so I don't really need the money yet.

could buy some properties but each character has about 250k now so I'm not sweating it yet.

Plus the properties can be a pain in the ass

if they get attacked and you don't respond - it won't generate money for that month O_O. So it's like san andreas and you got to drop everything and drive halfway across the map.... it's bullshit so I'm not buying those properties until the end of the game (not all do it - get the guide)

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-22-2013, 05:32 PM
but if you dont buy them it wont generate any money ever :jj:

SJ
09-22-2013, 05:38 PM
but if you dont buy them it wont generate any money ever :jj:
different business generate money different ways

the tow yard doesn't generate shit if you don't tow cars to it... however you don't have to defend it from anything... just tow cars.

the easiest way to make quick cash is still the bank trucks

SJ
09-22-2013, 05:39 PM
when I play I like to be able to just drive around... the defending shit really ruins the free roam experience in my mind..

that's JMO...

at least in this one the friends aren't constantly calling you asking to hang out. That bugged the everliving fuck out of me in #4..

a friendship meter? wtf is this a kids game? fuck your friends shoot and rob everything that moves motherfucker

SJ
09-22-2013, 06:54 PM
fuck yeah lazlow

SJ
09-22-2013, 07:00 PM
holy shit best game ever I haven't stopped laughing

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
09-22-2013, 08:46 PM
holy shit best game ever I haven't stopped laughing

This game kicks the ever living dogshit out of TLOU (Sorry Chob).

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-22-2013, 09:54 PM
wuts TLOU

SJ
09-22-2013, 10:07 PM
The Last Of Us

ps exclusive bullshit

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-23-2013, 07:45 AM
The Last Of Us

ps exclusive bullshit

oh yea that game looked stupid and i remember cpt said he rage quit in like 10 minutes of playing it :jj:

PissJug
09-23-2013, 02:02 PM
i enjoy playing golf

SJ
09-23-2013, 05:51 PM
i enjoy playing golf
the golf is a lot better then I thought it would be.

Very relaxing after you rampage around town :jj:

SJ
09-23-2013, 05:52 PM
Poll:

who do you play with the most when just fucking around?

I'm Usually Trevor just for his dialog

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-23-2013, 07:46 PM
i need to try the golf


And i play as trevor when im just fucking around hes maaaa favvvvvoorrrriiittteeee

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-23-2013, 07:49 PM
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/gta-4-horse-helmet-flying-motorcycle.gif

SJ
09-23-2013, 08:18 PM
safety first

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-23-2013, 10:39 PM
i just bought the weed shop :cool:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-23-2013, 10:40 PM
gonna buy a dock or a hanger tomorrow and depending on witch i get ill be getting a new boat or plane soon :cool::cool:

SJ
09-23-2013, 10:53 PM
gonna buy a dock or a hanger tomorrow and depending on witch i get ill be getting a new boat or plane soon :cool::cool:
why would you waste the money?

dock maybe but you have a hanger already up north yo

SJ
09-23-2013, 10:54 PM
btw trevor can't buy a helipad there - he has to use the other.

only franklin and michael

SJ
09-23-2013, 10:55 PM
i just bought the weed shop :cool:
I'm going to buy it or the taxi company

SJ
09-23-2013, 10:56 PM
did I mention you get free customizations if you buy the one garage with franklin?

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-24-2013, 07:37 AM
did I mention you get free customizations if you buy the one garage with franklin?

i read that but you only get it free at one shop but thats still cool. I was going to get it but i ended up buying Pitchers because it generates 7000 a week

SJ
09-24-2013, 01:01 PM
i read that but you only get it free at one shop but thats still cool. I was going to get it but i ended up buying Pitchers because it generates 7000 a week
yeah just at that shop - but still that's better then paying :jj:

the cab company generates 9k a week yo and I think it's less then pitchers. You can also do missions for it so it generates more a month

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-24-2013, 04:13 PM
Downtown Cab Co. $200,000 $2,000/week, Cab Rides are free for franklin



Pitchers $750,000 $7,100/week



Were are getting this info??? Im perty sure your wrong on that cab company it dont generate that much its a cheap property

SJ
09-24-2013, 05:44 PM
Downtown Cab Co. $200,000 $2,000/week, Cab Rides are free for franklin



Pitchers $750,000 $7,100/week



Were are getting this info??? Im perty sure your wrong on that cab company it dont generate that much its a cheap property
I meant the chronic place... I had them backwards

SJ
09-24-2013, 05:45 PM
buy the cab company and the garage

then you have a free lift all the way up there :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-24-2013, 07:18 PM
I meant the chronic place... I had them backwards

yea smoke on the water pays like 9 grand a week pitchers is 7. I got both so its good money between the 2 of them.

SJ
09-24-2013, 07:22 PM
yea smoke on the water pays like 9 grand a week pitchers is 7. I got both so its good money between the 2 of them.
my guy has just enough for the smoke place.. but I'd have like 2 grand left :jj:

so it's like - what's the point? I hardly buy anything. Guns are super easy to get if you just follow the cops when they chase someone - just wait till they merc the perp and grab their shit

also in the north there's full on busts - they drop briefcases in that scenario and you can walk away with large cash and do nothing.. no stars.. beauty

SJ
09-24-2013, 07:22 PM
then again you must be way ahead of me - I'm just at the 30% mark now

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-24-2013, 07:48 PM
im only at 29% but im a hustla$$$$ :cool:

SJ
09-24-2013, 08:43 PM
so you lied?

omg how can I ever trust you again :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-24-2013, 08:50 PM
yea :happydance:

SJ
09-25-2013, 04:11 PM
did pj quit playing already cause of the driving? :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-25-2013, 04:44 PM
did pj quit playing already cause of the driving? :jj:
:haha: yea i think so

PissJug
09-25-2013, 10:05 PM
i run everywhere i go. i only jack cars to sit and listen to the radio

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-26-2013, 12:07 AM
Heres my Trevor

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/20130925_230606_zps765528d2.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-26-2013, 12:16 AM
Franklin

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/20130925_231428_zps8c4fa82d.jpg

SJ
09-26-2013, 05:02 PM
pffft

no shirtless trevor with pig butt tattoo?

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-26-2013, 05:38 PM
its there hes just wearing a shirt. Its kinda annoying that the game changes there clothes automatically

SJ
09-26-2013, 06:02 PM
agreed

SJ
09-26-2013, 09:43 PM
so you want to make a lot of money quick?

I just went from 90k to 166k by doing two things

randomly coming across a deal gone bad and raiding a pot farm (as trevor)

cha ching putos

SJ
09-27-2013, 05:45 PM
http://acidcow.com/pics/20130927/acid_picdump_84.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-27-2013, 09:01 PM
so you want to make a lot of money quick?

I just went from 90k to 166k by doing two things

randomly coming across a deal gone bad and raiding a pot farm (as trevor)

cha ching putos

i already got millions brah :cool:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-27-2013, 09:01 PM
http://acidcow.com/pics/20130927/acid_picdump_84.jpg

the other day my wife asked if she was going to get to see me today :haha:

SJ
09-27-2013, 09:17 PM
i already got millions brah :cool:
I don't believe you :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-27-2013, 11:39 PM
I don't believe you :jj:
http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/20130927_223817_zpsda92e630.jpg



$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :cool:

SJ
09-28-2013, 06:02 PM
pfffft nice driving skill

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-28-2013, 06:50 PM
all my cars are super cars i dont need driving skill :cool:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-28-2013, 06:51 PM
i also have even more money now :cool: only 50% complete

1c
09-28-2013, 07:56 PM
hella cool
:bigup:

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-28-2013, 07:58 PM
Heck yea!!!!

SJ
09-28-2013, 08:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rqEblkE.jpg

SJ
09-28-2013, 08:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/oMtBHaR.gif

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-28-2013, 09:02 PM
:lul: ^^

SJ
09-28-2013, 09:03 PM
buses: built to last in GTA

Ulfric Stormcloak
09-28-2013, 09:07 PM
cant wait for the online to come out so we can ride around doing gangsta shit together :cool:

SJ
09-29-2013, 01:17 PM
I got a feeling I'm going to need a bigger HD

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
09-29-2013, 06:07 PM
cant wait for the online to come out so we can ride around doing gangsta shit together :cool:

You guys talk Chob into getting it for the PS3 please, I'm dying over here.

SJ
09-29-2013, 06:33 PM
I tried today

SJ
10-01-2013, 08:58 AM
59 mb and it's online time

SJ
10-01-2013, 09:01 AM
well you have to have the rockstar club

and you can't actually play online yet or save

SJ
10-01-2013, 09:11 AM
oh I was wrong - as soon as you sign up to rockstar you can play online

SJ
10-01-2013, 09:12 AM
Who's gonna create our crew?

What's our name?

SJ
10-01-2013, 09:30 AM
it's a lot like red dead

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 10:14 AM
Scooter gang rogue warriors. Make it now

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 10:14 AM
Me u pj and max muscle

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:04 PM
Scooter gang rogue warriors. Make it now
if no ones done it yet I'll do it in about half an hour once I'm home again...

had to go into work..


my game glitched out anyways and wouldn't load the first race


it's weird - I started online, then I switched to a different game and suddenly it played me the intro to multiplayer...

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:14 PM
yea im reading its all fucked up and glitched out right now. I bet 9 billion people are trying to get online at once

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:32 PM
well it seemed to be working until i tried this race and it froze or something

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:36 PM
SAME HERE!!!

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:36 PM
sucks i wana play online :(

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:38 PM
'GTA Online' Is Live, But Not Functional


Rockstar apologizes for GTA Online issues




By Eddie Makuch, News Editor



Developer acknowledges various issues with just-released multiplayer mode for Grand Theft Auto V, says it is working to resolve all problems.
Rockstar Games has apologized for various issues that are currently besetting the just-released multiplayer mode for Grand Theft Auto V.

In an update to the Rockstar Games support site, the developer listed off a number of known issues for Grand Theft Auto Online and said it is working to resolve all problems.
Some of the issues Rockstar mentioned include players encountering a "Rockstar Cloud Servers Unavailable" error message and occasional freezing while loading the first race.
Rockstar also said it is working to fix "Failed to Host a GTA Online Session" error messages and occasional "Failed to star job" errors, among other bugs.
"We apologize for any inconvenience and thank you for your patience while we work to resolve this," Rockstar said in a statement.
The launch issues for GTA Online were expected. Ahead of release last week, Rockstar said players should expect various "growing pains," including crashes, glitches, "crazy bugs," and gameplay modes and mechanics that need rebalancing.
These issues are "inevitable," Rockstar said at the time, due to the "massive" nature of the open-world game.

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:40 PM
ok I didn't get the server offline message this time

crossing fingers

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:42 PM
won't let me start a crew?

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:42 PM
i can get on just fine i just cant do the race it just says "Waiting for other players" forever

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:43 PM
have you tried starting a solo online game?

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:43 PM
it won't let me join your game either

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:43 PM
can you join mine?

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:44 PM
nope not even an option

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:45 PM
gay

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:45 PM
just told me I can get rewarded for being a good sport

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:45 PM
try starting a game for frends only or something and I'll see if I can join that

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:46 PM
probably wont be able to do anything online any time soon

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:46 PM
I was mowing down fuckers this morning

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:47 PM
zombies not allowed in the crew until he comes back here

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:50 PM
well we can't play in the big open world but we can still play co-op together

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:50 PM
how?

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:51 PM
got it sin

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:51 PM
load a invite only session - the race will start :jj:

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:51 PM
aw fuck now it's fucked again wtf

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:52 PM
i dont see how thats possible?

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:52 PM
nope... fuck

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:52 PM
i dont think you can play just co-op

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:53 PM
yeah go to your game modes :jj:

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:53 PM
private session... offline session...

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:54 PM
yeah go to your game modes :jj:

where :idk:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:55 PM
oh

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 03:56 PM
wont let me invite you

SJ
10-01-2013, 03:57 PM
yeah same problem here

oh well.. at least I have the extra content now for joining the rockstar club

you get a garage and a gun or something

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 04:23 PM
oh well more story mode then i think im on the last big heist. Still so much to do though :shocking:

SJ
10-01-2013, 04:24 PM
option c

SJ
10-01-2013, 04:24 PM
fuckit I'm going back out :jj:

too nice a day to be inside anyways

Ski Lo
10-01-2013, 04:25 PM
Damn,I wish I had you peoples money to buy a $60.00 game..


Must be nice.

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 04:27 PM
my wife got it for me for are wedding anniversaryhttp://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/elias/wub-2.gif

SJ
10-01-2013, 04:47 PM
Damn,I wish I had you peoples money to buy a $60.00 game..


Must be nice.
don't buy fucking motorbikes and you could afford all the games you wanted

SJ
10-01-2013, 05:15 PM
so rockstar claims they didn't release online to give everyone a chance to buy the game

well how the fuck is this fair if people already have 47 mil :rofl:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 06:11 PM
so i did the final heist and got 30 mil then my game fucked up and i lost it all. :mad: this really blows

SJ
10-01-2013, 06:20 PM
well I shouldn't do this in case it happens to me but :teehee:

SJ
10-01-2013, 06:20 PM
games telling you to slow the fuck down :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 06:25 PM
games not that long dude now i gota do the fucking mission again this blows. I hate this game now

SJ
10-01-2013, 06:38 PM
:jj:

I'm not rushing... I haven't done a mission in over a week

SJ
10-01-2013, 06:38 PM
but I think I'm actually ahead of you in the side mission stuff :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 06:39 PM
missions are the only way to get better stuff i bet all your cars and guns are jobber as fuck

SJ
10-01-2013, 06:41 PM
missions are the only way to get better stuff i bet all your cars and guns are jobber as fuck
you can buy any car... or just find it.

and you can find every gun around los santos. I just jack the good shit from the task force and get rid of the 4 stars

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 06:44 PM
you cant buy any car and guns are only unlocked at certain points in the story mode

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 06:44 PM
same with car upgrades and whats not

SJ
10-01-2013, 06:58 PM
you cant buy any car and guns are only unlocked at certain points in the story mode
I can buy every car but 3 :jj:

I can buy almost every gun except the rpg but I can get the grenade launcher so wgaf

and you don't need to "unlock" any gun to find it laying in the street

they're all over the map bro

first water tower north of the sign has a full body armor

SJ
10-01-2013, 06:59 PM
see... the guide is handy :jj:

I also probably have 10 stunt jumps done

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 07:33 PM
I can buy every car but 3 :jj:

I can buy almost every gun except the rpg but I can get the grenade launcher so wgaf

and you don't need to "unlock" any gun to find it laying in the street

they're all over the map bro

first water tower north of the sign has a full body armor

sounds jobber bro i got everything and all my guns are max upgraded :cool:

SJ
10-01-2013, 08:01 PM
zombie just invited me to do a job?

SJ
10-01-2013, 08:02 PM
BUT CAUSE OF THAT GLITCH I CAN"T JOIN FUCK YOU TUTORIAL

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 08:05 PM
yea zombies back !

SJ
10-01-2013, 08:16 PM
well he just called you a fag :jj:

SJ
10-01-2013, 08:16 PM
all of us in fact

it's forum nerds vs FTE's now :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 08:17 PM
are you playing with him?

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 08:21 PM
great my game is all fucked up this online shit is a mess

SJ
10-01-2013, 08:25 PM
are you playing with him?
no I won't let me in without playing the tutorial :jj:

which is fucked still.. just tried it in a solo private game and it's still fucked.

I notice my game is loading shit incredibly slower now

try disconnecting from xbox live and see if your game is still fucked

SJ
10-01-2013, 08:26 PM
the update was a bugfix too

now when you go into the garage it tells you the name of your car in big letters. It never did that for me before

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 08:28 PM
its fixed now it was just loading forever. The online messed it all up i thought it was working then it froze

SJ
10-01-2013, 08:29 PM
I'm being bullied online by zombie :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 08:29 PM
:jj:

SJ
10-01-2013, 09:08 PM
taking lewd pictures in the strip club :jj:

SJ
10-01-2013, 09:18 PM
is it just me or is trevor a lot like beetlejuice :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 09:32 PM
he is

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-01-2013, 09:33 PM
wtf man the online is working for every one i know but me :mad:

SJ
10-01-2013, 10:25 PM
same

SJ
10-02-2013, 07:52 AM
have they fixed this shit yet?

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 08:00 AM
No i just tried i still cant do the fucking race

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:03 PM
this is fucking bullshit

I want a refund

I wouldn't care but it takes like a day to finish the actual story so wtf

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:07 PM
still not working?

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:10 PM
YO I GOT IT

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:11 PM
still not working for me

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:11 PM
How to bypass the GTA V Online Tutorial (GTA 5 Multiplayer How To Play Automatically REAL) - YouTube

do this before while it's zooming in

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:12 PM
YES!

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:12 PM
that didnt work

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:13 PM
woooooooooooooooooo

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:13 PM
now it works for every single person i know but me :idk:

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:15 PM
when did you change the settings?

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:16 PM
when it said to

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:16 PM
now my game is fucked

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:16 PM
when it said to
I did it before that :jj:

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:17 PM
as soon as it loads the "sky view" I changed it

before it started to zoom in

not once it was hung

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:17 PM
thanks for nothing zombie :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:19 PM
its working for me now i deleted the update and re installed it

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:20 PM
I was going to suggest that next - just saw that video too :jj:

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:21 PM
finish that race - lets crew up bitch!

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:21 PM
I think you gotta do a few things after that race too - and bet big he's easy to beat

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:22 PM
won the race :cool:

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:22 PM
i dont even want to play online i just want to play co-op with you and pj :jj:

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:22 PM
now you gotta do a couple more missions..

fucking bullshit

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:23 PM
i dont even want to play online i just want to play co-op with you and pj :jj:
ditto

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:23 PM
finish the drug mission and we're free to play yo

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:24 PM
ok

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:24 PM
looks like im probably not going to the gym today :jj:

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:27 PM
woot murked a punk

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:29 PM
I can't invite you to my game yet

Ulfric Stormcloak
10-02-2013, 04:30 PM
almost done with this drug mission

SJ
10-02-2013, 04:30 PM
wicked