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PissJug
11-14-2013, 04:48 PM
after football probably

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-14-2013, 04:53 PM
are you going to grace us with your presence or just play with your real friends :mad:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
11-14-2013, 05:54 PM
are you going to grace us with your presence or just play with your real friends :mad:

Yeah :bigthink:

PissJug
11-15-2013, 02:08 PM
i'll get on there tonight with the bootlip crew

SJ
11-15-2013, 06:43 PM
who's playing? just got settled in

zombie
11-16-2013, 12:54 PM
Server is down.

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-16-2013, 02:26 PM
sucks i really want to play

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-16-2013, 08:54 PM
apparently on ps3 people are putting out 90 million dollar bounties my buddy has pretty much infinite money at this point

SJ
11-16-2013, 10:48 PM
found a new player to join our shenanigans tonight

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-16-2013, 10:51 PM
no

SJ
11-16-2013, 10:53 PM
tough titty

SJ
11-16-2013, 10:53 PM
he's bald and fights mma and stuffs

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-16-2013, 10:53 PM
NO

SJ
11-16-2013, 10:55 PM
too late

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-17-2013, 12:46 AM
poo

SJ
11-17-2013, 01:04 AM
you're poo is full of poo and I can't poo with you

Ski Lo
11-17-2013, 12:13 PM
Hey yo?


Who's in?

SJ
11-17-2013, 04:32 PM
I am

SJ
11-17-2013, 05:49 PM
Sin and I got a pair of bad ass rat loaders

Dan Blaze
11-17-2013, 06:38 PM
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire

New Jobs
The Beach Bum update will bring a slew of new action-packed Jobs to GTA Online next week. These include new beach-themed Races, Deathmatches, Parachutes, Last Team Standings, Survivals as well as Gang Attacks for those who enjoy a good territorial skirmish.


Better not kick sand in the wrong face. Beach blankets may run red by the time the sun sets on Vespucci.

Here are just a few of our favorite new ones that are on the way:

"Grass Route II" (Race): In this sequel to the original popular Grass Route Race, go off-road in an epic heat starting on the North bank of the Zancudo River through the treacherous wetlands with a triumphant finish on the beach in North Chumash.

"Survival on Del Perro Pier" (Survival): Skip the ferris wheel for a deadlier kind of thrill ride as you take on waves of relentless enemies at this beachfront attraction.

"View of Vespucci" (Parachuting): This leap sends you from 2,980 feet, down towards Vespucci Beach, weaving through palm trees to land on the basketball courts of the rec center. If you've got skills, it's possible to freefall through the first few checkpoints before even opening your chute.

"Paleto Beach" (Team Deathmatch): The locals complain that not a lot happens in this sleepy town, so do them a favor and wake 'em up with a barrage of gunfire exchanged between you and a rival team. This Team Deathmatch takes place right on the romantic shoreline for 4-8 players.

"Sundae Driving" (Bike Race): Sure to be a new fan-favorite motorbike race, menace Vespucci Beach on your two-wheel rocket, taking breakneck corners as you try and best the competition.

Expect these and lots more Jobs to be added to Grand Theft Auto Online next week.

Dan Blaze
11-17-2013, 06:40 PM
http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/actual_1384291139.png
New Vehicles
Hit the shore with four sand-and-surf-ready vehicles perfect to take on the all new Beach Bum Races and Vehicle Deathmatches: the BF Bifta dune buggy, the rugged Canis Kalahari off-road truck, the Bravado Paradise beach camper van and making a special return to the GTA series, the fast and stylish Speeder speedboat. All four vehicles will be available at no in-game cost, with the land-based vehicles accessible from the southernsanandreassuperautos.com website and the Speeder available via docktease.com on your in-game phone (call Pegasus for delivery). These vehicles are also available in Story Mode for Michael, Trevor and Franklin to enjoy - to access them, visit your garage property and the Marina property for the vehicles and the boat respectively.

Dan Blaze
11-17-2013, 06:41 PM
:facepalm:
New Weapons
Expand your arsenal with two new free weapons - the compact yet deadly SNS Pistol and the brutal new Broken Bottle melee weapon which is quite effective at delivering the appropriate message in up close and personal encounters. Each weapon will be available gratis from any Ammu-Nation location in GTA Online and will be added straight into each of the three characters' inventory in Story Mode.

Dan Blaze
11-17-2013, 06:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zowkkNK.png
New Customization Options
You'll be able to deck out your GTA Online character with all new beach-ready customization options including stylish board shorts, neon surfer attire, wild tribal tattoos, shaggy hair for that West Coast laissez-faire vibe and more...

This is just the first of many new content updates we're working on for Grand Theft Auto Online in the weeks and months ahead. Please stay tuned here at the Newswire for word on the forthcoming Content Creator, full on cooperative Heists, and GTA Online's take on Capture the Flag - plus info on some exciting new Story Mode updates as well. We'll have new info to share on all of this very soon.

Dan Blaze
11-17-2013, 06:43 PM
Also Rockstar released a screensaver (yeah those are still things that exist, I know I was surprised too) that is just a random Snapomatic feed of images they've curated. It is on their downloads page:

http://www.rockstargames.com/V/downloads

Dan Blaze
11-17-2013, 06:48 PM
So I am a shitty poster today and forgot to put this bit in the first post:

Get ready to tear up the coast and kick up some sand with the ***free*** Grand Theft Auto Online Beach Bum update that will be coming next week Tuesday November 19th. All the new Beach Bum content will be added automatically to GTA Online through our next title update (1.06), and will include two new weapons, a quartet of rugged and fun new vehicles for land and sea, lots of new action-packed Jobs, plus a wide variety of suitably rad new apparel, hairstyle and tattoo customization options. Read on for more details.

Dan Blaze
11-17-2013, 08:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/948jkKy.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Mjz89G7.gif
http://i.imgur.com/uZtayxx.gif
http://i.imgur.com/pOalXNK.gif
http://i.imgur.com/JP00Yam.gif
http://i.imgur.com/CjUXPwr.gif
http://i.imgur.com/yMMM1lb.gif

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-17-2013, 09:10 PM
:haha:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
11-17-2013, 09:19 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5EWPD8LBfM2tuKxdDnubzm6af02cjbXJZ_i7Eg4AOGAPR60Jn

SJ
11-18-2013, 05:35 PM
just bought a new xbox so I don't have to deal with this drive bullshit

Dan Blaze
11-18-2013, 06:19 PM
Did you get it from a store new? If so did they act confused and suggest you meant the new xbox? :jj:

SJ
11-18-2013, 06:27 PM
no I bought it refurbished for 80 bucks

I'm not buying a new one :jj: fuck that

Dan Blaze
11-18-2013, 06:38 PM
Ah, new ones are like 20 bucks more, was just curious if they tried to work ya up to a new new one :jj:

"Sir, Forza"

"Bitch, GTA 5"

"oh."

:jj:

SJ
11-18-2013, 06:41 PM
no the used ones - 250gb are still 200

SJ
11-18-2013, 06:43 PM
the guys at this store know me :jj:

they don't try to dick me around and are actually really helpful

Dan Blaze
11-18-2013, 06:44 PM
Fuck a 250, what you gonna do, fill it up with Haloz? :rofl:

SJ
11-18-2013, 06:45 PM
well I only have a 14gb and it's full so I kinda did want a bigger drive - but I can buy these old ones online for pennies

Dan Blaze
11-18-2013, 06:50 PM
well I only have a 14gb and it's full so I kinda did want a bigger drive - but I can buy these old ones online for pennies

Yeah that is why I got a knockoff chinese shell gimmick, a ms transfer cable, and a 300gb willie laptop drive when they were on sale last year, moved my data and was good to go.

Ski Lo
11-18-2013, 10:51 PM
you folks playing tonight?

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-18-2013, 11:08 PM
every one is on my xbox froze so i quit

Ski Lo
11-18-2013, 11:35 PM
The wife decided to sleep in here tonight so I can't get on.

SJ
11-19-2013, 01:04 PM
well there's a title update

kiss the money cheat audios probably

also my system locked up when it tried to start the update lol

SJ
11-19-2013, 01:16 PM
ugh this new xbox is all fucked up

SJ
11-19-2013, 01:19 PM
ARGH

SJ
11-19-2013, 01:19 PM
you have to download the beach bum pack

it's out too

SJ
11-19-2013, 01:20 PM
well at least we get new rides and guns

SJ
11-19-2013, 01:28 PM
selling car now and..............


omg this game is awesome

they dev's must want you to cheat

YOU CAN STILL SELL YOUR CAR!

SJ
11-19-2013, 01:29 PM
all the cars also have pictures on the website now

SJ
11-19-2013, 01:36 PM
The new gun sucks, the bottle is meh

only found 1 new shirt in the store :jj:

pretty meh update over-all but nice since it's free

SJ
11-19-2013, 02:26 PM
ok the beach buggy is fun as hell and fast :jj:


crazy fast :rofl:

SJ
11-19-2013, 02:48 PM
ok the car glitch has been fixed..

it worked once and then didn't again

my car is gone now

well fuck this sucks now

SJ
11-19-2013, 03:01 PM
buggy is too much fun

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-19-2013, 03:34 PM
coool

SJ
11-19-2013, 05:34 PM
ok so the car glitch does still work in one sense

it still removes the time limit on selling a car so you can jump from session to session stealing and selling still without the wait

PissJug
11-19-2013, 06:50 PM
well I only have a 14gb and it's full so I kinda did want a bigger drive - but I can buy these old ones online for pennies

just use one of those little usb drives they're cheap

PissJug
11-19-2013, 06:51 PM
http://www.rawradiotalk.com/forums/image.php?u=483&dateline=1384835521

:crylol:

SJ
11-19-2013, 08:24 PM
everything sucks now

SJ
11-19-2013, 09:03 PM
ok so I got a free adder

would have had the hot knife too but it wouldn't work cause I don't have the pack

here's what happened

I loaded in some other guys garage

I then realized they were MY cars now. so I took em out for a drive... ended up blowing up the adder.

so I called the insurance - it listed my dune buggy AND the adder

so I left it and didn't respawn it

I then drove around in the guys hotnife... it wouldn't let me back in the garage - I got out and went in and my garage cars were back to normal

so then I called the insurance up from OUTSIDE my garage so the car respawns inside... it worked. I left online and came back and now presto chango I have a fully fully supped up adder (I got the achievement for it :jj:) for free

SJ
11-19-2013, 09:03 PM
I did lose two cars though in the process for some reason

it replaced the spot in the garage where my vehicle was parked and I think the hotknife cause me to lose the comet but oh well it sucked

SJ
11-19-2013, 09:04 PM
oh I also drove around in the adder once I got it in my personal garage and made the game save before I exited

SJ
11-19-2013, 09:24 PM
I now have a collector edition car :rofl:

SJ
11-19-2013, 09:35 PM
check it out :jj:

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4926/pYiMTQqqDkycM00pcYjFhw/0_0.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-19-2013, 09:59 PM
thats cool what car is that

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-19-2013, 10:12 PM
Requirements:
A friend
The ability to understand my tutorials (recommended)
Spawn location must be set to last location

Text Tut:

Step 1: Go into an online session and make sure the vehicle you want to dupe is your personal vehicle.

Step 2: Leave Gta online and start up a new invite only session

Step 3: DO NOT TOUCH your vehicle, instead stand near it and invite your friend and get him to stand near it aswell.

Step 4: Go to the gamestore ( this will give host to your friend)

Step 5: Get your friend to invite you back to the game.

Step 6: You should now see the duplicate and see your personal vehicle on the minimap

Step 7: Edit: To see if It works or not get the original owner of the car to enter it first

Step 8: Idk do what ever you want, you already duplicated lol.











lets try this

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-19-2013, 10:43 PM
Notes: When you create the invite only session, you and your friend must absolutely not touch the vehicle, the vehicle also has to spawn in on the side of the road or parking spot.
If your vehicle is the wrong one or not parked there, then go back to an online session and park your vehicle outside some where and then go into your apartment and then start up a new session and make sure your vehicle spawns outside on the road or parking spot

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-19-2013, 10:49 PM
In your garage have your friend sit in the car you want to dupe for them. Get in and drive out. As soon as it goes from black cut scene to where you can see the street press start. Go to xbox store very quickly. The passenger will switch to driver seat and should quickly reverse back into there garage. Duped....I have tested and works 100%. Do not spam the start button, just press it one time as soon as the cut scene changes. .

zombie
11-21-2013, 02:04 PM
New way to money glitch you have to swap fast if you don't you lose the car. Take the car to pay and spray, get out next to it go to story mode. Next start solo session take your car in sell/ swap repeat. But you have to do it fast if your slow it sells. Source tons of videos on YouTube labeled new money glitch after 1.06 patch!

zombie
11-21-2013, 02:05 PM
Also you do not have to go to story mode on the repeat just do the glitch the old way you will spawn beside your car not in it now.

Ski Lo
11-21-2013, 02:19 PM
Ain't nobody got time for that.:jj:

SJ
11-21-2013, 07:08 PM
stupid xbox

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
11-21-2013, 10:13 PM
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/536230_708425542502353_1969839979_n.jpg

SJ
11-21-2013, 10:14 PM
I just bought a 360

see you in 5 years

SJ
11-22-2013, 04:10 PM
Looks like there is a tournament this weekend

SJ
11-22-2013, 04:13 PM
lol sin left a session and there's a special crate drop

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-22-2013, 04:17 PM
wgas there useless and i dont see them any way

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-22-2013, 04:17 PM
i sold my baller like 3 times and made a million some how :idk:

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-22-2013, 04:22 PM
i made back all the money i blew yesterday :happydance:

Ski Lo
11-22-2013, 04:23 PM
I just bought a 360

see you in 5 years

New Jeep.

New XBox.

Ur a baller...


If I had your money I would burn mine.:jj:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
11-22-2013, 05:49 PM
lol sin left a session and there's a special crate drop

I got two crates today. One had a mini gun with 1500 rounds, 5k cash and special clothes. The other had a grenade launcher, 3.5k cash and clothes.

SJ
11-22-2013, 06:43 PM
:colbert:

whatever you didn't want to play with us

SJ
11-22-2013, 06:45 PM
we need a 4th man to help sin do a mission

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
11-22-2013, 07:22 PM
:colbert:

whatever you didn't want to play with us

What? I don't remember getting an invite and I did respond to your message.

SJ
11-23-2013, 04:43 PM
got into the special event playlist

SJ
11-24-2013, 05:59 PM
so my brand new xbox keeps hanging trying to load GTA now

I'm convinced there's something rotten in this game code

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-24-2013, 06:44 PM
didn u try other games

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-24-2013, 06:44 PM
and i thought you got a refurbished deal or something

SJ
11-25-2013, 05:34 PM
my xbox works perfectly with every other game I've tried.

The old one didn't read shit anymore - it had the same problem as dans but I'm keeping that one and going to use it for other shit since the actual cpu is fine. I'll just homebrew it into something else.

The new one works perfect - except with GTA

the game is brand new - not used, and it says "disc is dirty" lol no it's not

"cannot read disc"

it's the game dude

SJ
11-25-2013, 05:35 PM
Today two dudes randomly gave me money for no reason.

and they're only level 22

that shit really renewed my faith in the GTA's :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-25-2013, 06:01 PM
my xbox works perfectly with every other game I've tried.

The old one didn't read shit anymore - it had the same problem as dans but I'm keeping that one and going to use it for other shit since the actual cpu is fine. I'll just homebrew it into something else.

The new one works perfect - except with GTA

the game is brand new - not used, and it says "disc is dirty" lol no it's not

"cannot read disc"

it's the game dude
yea it has to be the game i have issues with it loading but nothing like you seem to be having. The entire disk seems buggy but maybe you got an extra shitty one

SJ
11-25-2013, 06:07 PM
If it doesn't get better with the next update I'm going to call the store

SJ
11-25-2013, 10:10 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3091/gBSAEM4jHUKfncl0mpzA7w/0_0.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-26-2013, 09:06 AM
That is fucking awesome you got that at the perfect time

Ken Masters
11-26-2013, 11:43 AM
freelance GTA photographer for hire :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-26-2013, 02:24 PM
You even got the exhaust cloud :jj:

Ski Lo
11-26-2013, 03:56 PM
Gonna see if my shit is still fucked up.

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-26-2013, 04:00 PM
i think it was your internet bro

Ski Lo
11-26-2013, 04:02 PM
If it was my nets I wouldn't be able to talk you,right?

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-26-2013, 04:05 PM
i dont no maybe it seemed like you couldnt stay connected to the game though. It was either your internet or the game servers

Ski Lo
11-26-2013, 04:09 PM
I just got another alert...said something bout a data storage problem.It said I should reload the game if I continue to have problems.

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-26-2013, 04:20 PM
the cloud servers are fucked up again i bet

Ski Lo
11-27-2013, 05:55 PM
I'm jumping on now before I fall asleep.

Lerch
11-27-2013, 06:31 PM
:munch:

SJ
11-29-2013, 05:23 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/2139/yqwCmh4IVUOdNs6VMoXppA/0_0.jpg

SJ
11-29-2013, 05:24 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7509/uh2vjxtMk0GHtQrT2KBF-Q/0_0.jpg

NeTaS
11-29-2013, 08:06 PM
Nickles gotta point guns at a mofo :jj:

NeTaS
11-29-2013, 08:08 PM
Thanks for the ride today,I had no clue what I was doing,I can see why a headset is important would have love to be able to talk to you guy's today!!

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-29-2013, 08:37 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1408/TyERQnRneUWzwabMhTNDqg/0_0.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-29-2013, 08:38 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8864/guDcvloD8UKzwr_-4YeUtA/0_0.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-29-2013, 08:39 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7256/f3bujZirT06v457VEUzXaQ/0_0.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
11-29-2013, 08:49 PM
netas can u see this while u play?

NeTaS
11-29-2013, 09:51 PM
if I need to yes.

SJ
11-29-2013, 10:38 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7256/f3bujZirT06v457VEUzXaQ/0_0.jpg
:jj: that looks fucked

SJ
11-29-2013, 10:39 PM
Thanks for the ride today,I had no clue what I was doing,I can see why a headset is important would have love to be able to talk to you guy's today!!
yeah you need the headset for sure.

once you level up a bit WAY more stuff opens up for you

NeTaS
11-29-2013, 10:41 PM
Yeah I cant buy shizz yet,also didn't know I could sell cars like that for money ;D

SJ
11-29-2013, 10:42 PM
there's a lot of ways to make money

including racing, deathmatches and stuff you can do on the free roam map like sell cars, rob armoured trucks when they appear and rob stores for quick cash


or you can get in the meth business ;D

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1426/NeXe93r0Y02UR4R0MwA1PA/0_0.jpg

NeTaS
11-29-2013, 10:48 PM
I'm missing a lot I see :jj:

SJ
11-29-2013, 11:15 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/2919/wr8hIPN_9E-KItd1wBQqoQ/0_0.jpg

NeTaS
11-30-2013, 06:02 PM
well I figured out how to buy a garage,thanks for the loot sin ;D

NeTaS
11-30-2013, 06:22 PM
well I was having fun till I got some douche chasing me around :getsome:

NeTaS
11-30-2013, 06:25 PM
If you get a chance plug tebow is god for me will ya :smug:

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
11-30-2013, 07:23 PM
well I was having fun till I got some douche chasing me around :getsome:

You'll get that 24/7 in online mode.

NeTaS
11-30-2013, 07:37 PM
:jj:

SJ
11-30-2013, 07:54 PM
netas you can get to my apartment through your phone

I'm sending you invites

SJ
11-30-2013, 07:55 PM
or buzz my apartment - blue building on your map

SJ
11-30-2013, 08:01 PM
ok try now

SJ
11-30-2013, 08:02 PM
where are u>?

SJ
11-30-2013, 08:06 PM
hit right on the dpad netas to drink, smoke bongs and get lap dances when it promtps you

NeTaS
11-30-2013, 08:10 PM
shit just went black on me

NeTaS
11-30-2013, 08:11 PM
I couldn't see the blue house at first :jj:

FishMuskys
11-30-2013, 08:16 PM
Can a fish get an invite? behrens00

FishMuskys
11-30-2013, 08:26 PM
Fuck you Sinister! hahaha

SJ
11-30-2013, 08:30 PM
sent yo

FishMuskys
11-30-2013, 08:31 PM
Thanks Posh. Sin is scopin' my ass.

NeTaS
11-30-2013, 08:33 PM
I just did suicide by car :jj:

NeTaS
11-30-2013, 08:51 PM
how the fuck do you shoot in the coppter

Lerch
11-30-2013, 09:05 PM
I'll be back on around 10:30

SJ
11-30-2013, 09:39 PM
how the fuck do you shoot in the coppter
A button

X switches between rockets and machine guns

NeTaS
12-01-2013, 01:25 AM
Damn that is fucking fun :jj:

SJ
12-01-2013, 01:23 PM
that was good shit last night :jj:

we still need to get all 8 of us online at once though

NeTaS
12-01-2013, 01:24 PM
I have the boy till 6 or so,then it's on ;D

SJ
12-01-2013, 01:25 PM
why is it telling me I need a compatibility pack?

SJ
12-01-2013, 01:25 PM
dammit they fixed more shit?

NeTaS
12-01-2013, 01:27 PM
Fuckers :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-01-2013, 04:37 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3440/bJoflQOWO0OE0G12TWsOlQ/0_0.jpg

Lerch
12-01-2013, 05:07 PM
where are my skeleton brudders? :jj:

SJ
12-01-2013, 06:04 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3440/bJoflQOWO0OE0G12TWsOlQ/0_0.jpg
Damn I'm ballin :jj:

SJ
12-01-2013, 06:04 PM
where are my skeleton brudders? :jj:
I'll be on in a bit. Need to decompress

NeTaS
12-01-2013, 07:01 PM
I have a PVR Capture device,I'll plug it into the Xbox sometime this week and record a session,should be cool to go back and watch!

SJ
12-01-2013, 07:45 PM
I have a PVR Capture device,I'll plug it into the Xbox sometime this week and record a session,should be cool to go back and watch!
YES!

I want to make some gif's :jj:

NeTaS
12-01-2013, 10:12 PM
Should be easy I just have to re-wire it and set it up.

[edit]Got it to work but the lag is a bitch,need another HDMI before I could play it and record.

http://oi40.tinypic.com/2qcgyo4.jpg

NeTaS
12-02-2013, 04:06 PM
I got it working but no sound :jj:

http://oi39.tinypic.com/294npex.jpg

Ski Lo
12-02-2013, 04:28 PM
I was just in a session w/ a bunch of kids..


I never heard the word "Nigger" said before sooo many times....FOR NOTHING!

SJ
12-02-2013, 05:36 PM
they're banning people for language now in open lobbies

they banned a bunch of people for uploading youtube vids with bad language

:nuts:

Ski Lo
12-02-2013, 09:29 PM
Hey,I got the apt.!

NeTaS
12-02-2013, 09:53 PM
Hey,I got the apt.!

:classybubba:

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 09:07 AM
kill - YouTube

Ski Lo
12-03-2013, 09:22 AM
kill - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ob5CsMIcTU)

Are you gonna get a mic Homie?

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 09:31 AM
Working on it,between the xbox the games and gold deal I'm short on cash at the moment.

Ski Lo
12-03-2013, 09:34 AM
Working on it,between the xbox the games and gold deal I'm short on cash at the moment.

Good that you got a new one.


I have all kinds of issues w/ mine cause I don't have the memory pack.

I'm using a thumb drive.

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 09:36 AM
My kid does that to play some racing game on his,I got a 60 GB HDD deal on this one.

Ski Lo
12-03-2013, 09:37 AM
And I'm gonna have to get another membership cause I only got the 3 month deal.I have one month left.

It's gonna take me minute to scrap together some cash.


I'm waiting on an oil delivery this morning and it kind of wiped me out.

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 09:39 AM
Heat is kinda important huh :jj:

Ski Lo
12-03-2013, 09:47 AM
Yea,I guess...:rolleyes:

SJ
12-03-2013, 10:44 AM
kill - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ob5CsMIcTU)
awesome! :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-03-2013, 10:47 AM
Hey,I got the apt.!
Your welcome

SJ
12-03-2013, 10:51 AM
Netas - I need to you to ride with me when I do some stunts so I can get some vid of that.

I want to make a stunt vid

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-03-2013, 10:54 AM
It's going to look like shit unless you film it. It will be all glitchy dude

Ski Lo
12-03-2013, 10:54 AM
Your welcome

:haha:

Yea!
Thank you!:jj:

SJ
12-03-2013, 11:11 AM
It's going to look like shit unless you film it. It will be all glitchy dude
I dunno... that one he just made was with me

it wasn't too bad

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-03-2013, 11:51 AM
Now we got to get you some good cars

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-03-2013, 11:54 AM
I dunno... that one he just made was with me

it wasn't too bad
It messes up when u start moving fast so when u go to do a jump it's going to get all jumpy and glitchy

SJ
12-03-2013, 12:08 PM
It messes up when u start moving fast so when u go to do a jump it's going to get all jumpy and glitchy
what about viewing through the TV?

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-03-2013, 12:12 PM
Don't know but that's a good idea

SJ
12-03-2013, 12:14 PM
you can get different angles that way too

SJ
12-03-2013, 12:15 PM
well worst case scenario I'll play director and you can be my muse :jj:

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 01:50 PM
I got hours of video already,it's just big files even edited and encoded 20 minutes is a gig.

SJ
12-03-2013, 03:14 PM
holy crap

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 05:11 PM
street sign crash jump - YouTube

SJ
12-03-2013, 05:17 PM
oh shit :rofl:

that was a good one

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 05:19 PM
it's actually kinda fun just to watch the videos,the beach copter stuff is cool!

SJ
12-03-2013, 05:41 PM
was that when we got fucked up by those dudes at the beach?

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 05:45 PM
yup :jj:

SJ
12-03-2013, 06:44 PM
those bastards :jj:

SJ
12-03-2013, 06:45 PM
was that me saying myellow in that video? :rofl:

you can record us? ut roh

NeTaS
12-03-2013, 06:51 PM
yeah the sound records too,I work around that stuff.

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-04-2013, 10:07 AM
later today there will be extreme excitement :fact:

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-04-2013, 12:27 PM
:happydance:

NeTaS
12-04-2013, 08:09 PM
Thanks sin,couldn't sell it yet so I garaged it till I can.;D

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-04-2013, 09:43 PM
Thanks sin,couldn't sell it yet so I garaged it till I can.;D
its a really good car so u can keep it if u want i can always make you more to sell. They sell for 100K so selling 3 of those will u get u a nice apartment with a garage

NeTaS
12-04-2013, 10:14 PM
You are the man,My garage is ghetto huh :jj:

NeTaS
12-04-2013, 11:28 PM
Stunt Jump - YouTube

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-05-2013, 05:12 PM
sj's voice is ruining these videos

NeTaS
12-05-2013, 05:26 PM
:jj:

NeTaS
12-05-2013, 05:54 PM
Lerch you a crazy mofo :jj: That shit was fun man!!

NeTaS
12-05-2013, 10:35 PM
Sin Thanks to you man I'm macking now ;D

http://oi42.tinypic.com/348ll3k.jpg

NeTaS
12-05-2013, 11:18 PM
Bike Stunt Jump - YouTube

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-06-2013, 08:32 AM
Sin Thanks to you man I'm macking now ;D

http://oi42.tinypic.com/348ll3k.jpg
Nice dude just got a get lerch one now

NeTaS
12-06-2013, 09:22 AM
Lerch has more aggression towards the cops than me :jj:

Gotta love that!!!

Lerch
12-06-2013, 11:37 AM
Lerch you a crazy mofo :jj: That shit was fun man!!

Trying to rank up to get better guns. Can't compete with anyone with this fucking peashooter I got.

Lerch
12-06-2013, 11:40 AM
Lerch has more aggression towards the cops than me :jj:

Gotta love that!!!

The 4 star wanted level was hard to escape. :D

SJ
12-06-2013, 11:53 AM
Trying to rank up to get better guns. Can't compete with anyone with this fucking peashooter I got.
advanced rifle is best rifle

SJ
12-06-2013, 12:16 PM
Best way to level up: do the race by the prison - circle track. I believe it's called criminal records

set the race to 3 laps - you don't have to win, just drive clean laps and when you set your times for each lap - you'll get mad experience.

I think about 4 or 5 races should level you up... it takes about 3 minutes to do the race

NeTaS
12-06-2013, 01:03 PM
Trying to rank up to get better guns. Can't compete with anyone with this fucking peashooter I got.

I know I hate getting fucked up like I do,it's frustrating at times.

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-06-2013, 01:16 PM
I'm looking into some ways to rank u guys up I think I found a easy mission to do it with I just need to test it

SJ
12-06-2013, 01:35 PM
we're on... what do we test

I duped the space docker for cpt too so I can dupe cars

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-06-2013, 03:24 PM
i dont no yet i have to look into it more

NeTaS
12-06-2013, 03:47 PM
Damn my eye's are fried from the screen :jj:

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-06-2013, 05:23 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7975/BwR5uwn9NEiIE15xY_1oXw/0_0.jpg


if u look close Sj is flying through the air

Lerch
12-06-2013, 05:51 PM
All i see is a blue bird with big pink fuzzy feet.

SJ
12-07-2013, 12:23 PM
I can't see me :jj:

SJ
12-07-2013, 12:35 PM
ok I can transport people in tractor trailers in their cars now :jj:

you can get the back door down on some trailers and they go back up too

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-07-2013, 12:38 PM
thats cool

SJ
12-07-2013, 12:53 PM
it will be cool when we load it up with two cars, drive to the city and unload them and kill everyone :jj:

NeTaS
12-07-2013, 09:12 PM
How the fuck do you use these headsets,they have to plug into the controller?

What a fucked up system :rolleyes:

Lerch
12-07-2013, 09:21 PM
what did you get? My headset plugs into the controller. cord is a little short and the plug comes out easy. Zombie said he has a wireless one that has a sealed rechargeable battery.

NeTaS
12-08-2013, 08:15 AM
This is what I got Lerch http://www.gioteck.com/products/xbox-360/headsets-xbo/ax-1/


I fingered it out,it plugs into the TV audio outs and my TV don't have any :jj:

I nig rigged it into a headphone out.

Lerch
12-08-2013, 10:57 AM
This is what I got Lerch http://www.gioteck.com/products/xbox-360/headsets-xbo/ax-1/


I fingered it out,it plugs into the TV audio outs and my TV don't have any :jj:

I nig rigged it into a headphone out.

Looks nice. I have the OEM Xbox headset and it works OK, but only one earpiece and it doesn't stay on my lid too well.

SJ
12-08-2013, 11:16 AM
I have a new challenge for you GTA'ers

this one is going to be interesting

SJ
12-08-2013, 11:41 PM
I got on top of the huge ass bridge

and jumped and didn't crash

I really need one of these video gizmos

NeTaS
12-09-2013, 01:51 PM
You all will be happy to know the headset takes chat out of the capture video ;D


GTA V Random Shizz - YouTube

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-09-2013, 02:11 PM
:haha: we ran that guy over for like 10 minutes

SJ
12-09-2013, 07:29 PM
holy crap I ran right over you guys while you were running over that guy :rofl:

good shit :jj:

SJ
12-09-2013, 07:37 PM
Here's the view from the bridge

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5927/kU1YsrKW80qVrWYEnM07bg/0_0.jpg

one more

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8205/nA9V76yzhEGwnQaGISvTKg/0_0.jpg

and one of sin's parking job

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1844/1WGbGeUBn02fZBcwP1x_pw/0_0.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-10-2013, 08:46 AM
new update is out SJ the space docker and Snow truck are gone from my garage. They removed all the modded cars people had again. Was fun while it lasted though

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-10-2013, 08:57 AM
i guess the content creator is out and some other shit but i dont no where it is. I read heists aren't coming til next year but i dont no if its true

SJ
12-10-2013, 09:48 AM
content creator?

if that takes up more space I'm fucked cause my HDD is full.

if I can make races - I got some really good ideas

SJ
12-10-2013, 09:51 AM
Capture

Also in December, we will introduce possibly our favorite competitive team mode, Capture. A proper GTA twist on classic capture the flag, Capture mode brings territory infiltration and a new form of team-versus-team treachery into GTA Online. Up to four squads battle to steal contraband, trucks, buses or whatever from opponents' bases using high-speed vehicles, explosive weaponry and cunning teamwork. Craft, cooperation and team tactics are key. The free Capture update will bring a host of new jobs to GTA Online, accessible via the open world and also directly through your phone. Capture is broken down into four variations - ‘Raid’, ‘Contend’, ‘Hold’ and ‘GTA’ – we will give you full details on each of these next week.

Coming in 2014

Expect big things in both Grand Theft Auto Online and Grand Theft Auto V next year including:

GTA Online Heists. We know many of you in the GTA Online community are super excited for the debut of co-operative Heists. Heists are currently in development and we are working very hard to get them as polished and as fun as they can be. Stay tuned for much more detail in the New Year.

GTAV Story Mode Updates. For those ready to jump back into the story of Grand Theft Auto V, we have big plans for substantial additions in 2014 continuing Michael, Franklin and Trevor's action, mayhem and unexpected adventures in Southern San Andreas.

Plus much more still to be announced.

Look for all the latest updates on Grand Theft Auto V and GTA Online here at the Rockstar Newswire, and follow us on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and Instagram.

SJ
12-10-2013, 09:51 AM
ah ha

so they know the online is too fucked to update and sell shit for

so they're going to sell you more missions for the story mode instead

SJ
12-10-2013, 10:18 AM
yeah so my xbox has locked up 3 times updating this fucking game

I'm just about ready for something new

SJ
12-10-2013, 10:21 AM
oh and your band balance is shared across ALL your online charcters

so if you start a new one - they'll have your money.

That's how people are doing all this crazy shit at low levels

SJ
12-10-2013, 10:23 AM
FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME

disc is unreadable

go fuck yourself rockstar I will never buy anything of yours again

SJ
12-10-2013, 10:50 AM
The game also took my rat loader sin

SJ
12-10-2013, 11:09 AM
I just published my first race - roundy round

you can find it online and race it now

also roundy round II is available

the editor is actually pretty decent

NeTaS
12-10-2013, 02:38 PM
crane jump - YouTube

NeTaS
12-10-2013, 02:40 PM
http://oi43.tinypic.com/2csgdc3.jpg

http://oi40.tinypic.com/2qxuoic.jpg

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-10-2013, 03:01 PM
nice parachute and nice landing :jj:

NeTaS
12-10-2013, 03:12 PM
Yeah I suck :jj:

SJ
12-10-2013, 04:07 PM
ok I've been using the race editor all day..

think I've come up with a pretty fun race we can try tonight

NeTaS
12-10-2013, 04:55 PM
ok I've been using the race editor all day..

think I've come up with a pretty fun race we can try tonight

:brofist:

Ski Lo
12-10-2013, 05:22 PM
Another update!?!?!

SJ
12-10-2013, 05:33 PM
yeah, race creator

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-10-2013, 07:54 PM
-Tutorial
Tell your friend to host an invite only session and invite you (don't accept yet). Start up your gta sp normally (must have prologue beaten at least). Press pause, go over to games, click replay mission > prologue. Play the prologue up to the point where you first get outside the bank (garage door). Walk outside the building, press pause and then accept your friends invite (you'll know you've done this correctly when you get blackscreen then traditional loading screen (comic/girl screen). Fly in a heli over to the docks where Simon is at, you will see something massive floating over the water, fly over to it and park on the snow, Wallah. Now, tell your friend to leave the game, then invite him back and then tell him to do the exact same steps you did, Wallah.

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-10-2013, 07:54 PM
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5892/uzXe9Qlbr0qgOCOoRm0wTw/0_0.jpg

NeTaS
12-11-2013, 04:35 PM
I got the chute down better but my landings still suck ass.

crane 2 - YouTube

Cpt. Mcgillicutty
12-11-2013, 04:58 PM
Netas, if you hold down on the left and right bumpers when you get close to the ground it will give you a soft landing.

NeTaS
12-11-2013, 05:55 PM
Netas, if you hold down on the left and right bumpers when you get close to the ground it will give you a soft landing.

:brofist:

Ulfric Stormcloak
12-11-2013, 06:38 PM
i cant get on i guess the servers are down :bigcry:

SJ
12-11-2013, 06:49 PM
Netas, if you hold down on the left and right bumpers when you get close to the ground it will give you a soft landing.
also - pull back on the stick - this will slow you even more

SJ
12-11-2013, 06:50 PM
i cant get on i guess the servers are down :bigcry:
omg nooooooooooooo I have races to publish and a super annoying deathmatch :jj:

Ski Lo
12-11-2013, 06:54 PM
It's back up.

SJ
12-11-2013, 06:56 PM
that's what she said