GTA V Thread

[SJ]

ok I know i pissed Dan off a bit last night with my leroy jenkins technic :jj:


so tonight I propose we actually do the "most fucked up car" competition followed by a round of scooter races. Cpt should be able to afford one now.

[Dan Blaze]

THE GTA$ STIMULUS PACKAGE
We know many of you are anxiously waiting for us to show you the GTA$ Stimulus Package money we announced a couple weeks back. As mentioned in that post, we of course want to ensure that game progress loss issues are sufficiently sorted before distributing the GTA$ to everyone. We have a few more tweaks and fixes to make in a new title update that will hit sometime next week and then we will distribute the cash.

THE BEACH BUM PACK
Coming in early November will be the first add-on content update, the Beach Bum Pack which will bring all-new beach themed vehicles and new weaponry that you’ll be able to use in both GTA Online and Story Mode. Plus new customization options for your GTA Online character including new tats, hairstyles and more. We’ll also be adding lots of brand new action-packed Jobs to play with Gang Attacks, Survivals, Last Team Standings, Parachutes, Deathmatches and Races that will have you bloodying up the waters and coastlines of the finest beach resorts across Los Santos and Blaine County.

THE CONTENT CREATOR
We are also working to bring you the debut of the first part of the GTA Online Content Creator this fall – giving players the ability to craft, publish, rate and play custom-made Deathmatch and Race Jobs. We’ll be keeping our eye open for exceptional ones that we’ll be stamping as ‘Rockstar Verified’ and will be featuring them here at the Newswire and as part of forthcoming GTA Online Social Club Events. Both the Content Creator and the Beach Bum Pack are free.

SOCIAL CLUB EVENT WEEKENDS
Starting in November will be the first Grand Theft Auto Online Social Club Event weekends which will bring special rewards and bonuses ranging from limited-edition in-game Event Crate Drops to in-game discount specials and even a special new GTA Online live-stream show hosted by Rockstar at the Social Club Events page and Rockstar Games Twitch page – plus prize pack giveaways of hard to find GTAV gear and more.

Stay tuned as we hope to have more information with more details and specific timings on these content updates as well as on GTA Online Heists and the new GTA Online Capture the Flag mode to share with you next week. We will also have initial details on more additional content coming for both Story Mode and GTA Online in the next few weeks.

Gonna be weird if that "add on pack" is purchase only, with the limited number of tats and stuff that are in. Oh well, should've figured that is how they were going to do it.

[SJ]

that's pretty shitty

and fall for the content creator?

is rockstar stupid or something? it IS fall and it's almost over

[SJ]

ok additional content coming next week

that's good

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

You guys on right now?

[SJ]

I am getting on

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I am getting on

I can start around 4:30, just gotta pick up my child from school then I'm good to go.

[SJ]

I can start around 4:30, just gotta pick up my child from school then I'm good to go.
word up. I'm gonna try to rob some shit so when you guys get on I can share the loot

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

word up. I'm gonna try to rob some shit so when you guys get on I can share the loot

Sweet :brofist:

[SJ]

gettin mobbed online yo :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Jumping on now, stand by.

[SJ]

start a private friend match

[SJ]

holy shit :rofl:

that was fucking awesome

some random guy came in my garage

got in my car and we just destroyed fools

[SJ]

We need to get Derek from BMS to join our crew

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

anyone gonna play tonight?

[SJ]

I've been playing for an hour

[SJ]

was a complete battlefield but I got one of the special crate drops

got the mini gun and a special clothing unlock

[SJ]

the chain gun fucking rules

I outlasted 4 stars with it

[SJ]

T shirt is pimp

not even sure I've seen it before

[Ski Lo]

Why are there two discs???

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Why are there two discs???

The first disc is to load the content of the game, the second is the actual playing disc. Cool you got the game, a bunch of us on here have it. Look for crew invites from either SJ or Dan Blaze.:brofist:

[SJ]

I hope you have a big harddrive

you need 8 gigs to install the one disc

the other is to play

it's a big ass game dude

[Ski Lo]

Awe what the fuck.

This shit ain't working for me.It sez I ain't got enough space?!?

[Ski Lo]

What do I need?

[Ski Lo]

damn

[SJ]

delete shit off your hard drive

or get a bigger one

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What do I need?

You need at least 8gb of space on your HD, how much does it say you have?

[Ski Lo]

Not sure.

Now the thing won't work at all.

[Ski Lo]

I have to take the game back.It said the disc is unrecognizable....I don't know.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I have to take the game back.It said the disc is unrecognizable....I don't know.

Can you access your 360 without the game in it? If so, look at your system and see how much empty space you have left. If you don't have enough, a quick fix is buying or if you have one handy, a thumb drive with at least 8gb of memory on it. I bought my 360 w/a 4gb hd and added a 1tb external hd for $50.00

[SJ]

we awesome now

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/crews/sc/8410/1874746/publish/emblems/5b2a7df5a91ea2213da98785936f0e2f8f44e1a5_512.png

[Ski Lo]

today I'm gonna go to Kmart and change out that game and get a thumb drive.hopefully ill get on today.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ski lo cant do anything :lul:

[SJ]

PJ and I caused a mother fucking ruckus last night :rofl:

good times

One guy was fucking livid, he was chasing us all over the map :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Kmart better give me another game.

[Ski Lo]

I got another game and a 16G thumb gizmo..

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I got another game and a 16G thumb gizmo..

You playing yet?
What's your 360 gamertag?

[Ski Lo]

You playing yet?
What's your 360 gamertag?

I don't have one yet.



The game is still loading.
It's taking forever!

[Ski Lo]

Am I gonna need a headset too?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Am I gonna need a headset too?

If you wanna talk to the rest of us, then yes you will.

You have an Xbox live online account, right? If not, you need to get one of those too it's $60/year.

[Ski Lo]

Damn..


You mofo's are high rollers...

[Ski Lo]

Install complete..


bout time.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Install complete..


bout time.

You enjoying it so far?

[SJ]

cm's gonna be broke by the time he gets to play with us we'll be moved on to the next game :jj:

[Ski Lo]

You enjoying it so far?

It's cool.


I'm at the part where I take a car and try and keep up w/ the other brother.


I fucked up twice so far.

[SJ]

join us ski low

[Ski Lo]

join us ski low

I'm gonna have to wait cause I have no headset.

I just repo'ed a motorbike.That was fun.

[SJ]

I'm gonna have to wait cause I have no headset.

I just repo'ed a motorbike.That was fun.
you can still play

you can listen to us as well through your tv speakers in Party Chat mode


and you can send players messages via the in game cell phone

[Dan Blaze]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rockstargames.ifruit

iFruit now out for android users... yay?

Will test it later to see if it has any features of merit.

[SJ]

anyone playing this afternoon?

zombie and I are rollin

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

anyone playing this afternoon?

zombie and I are rollin

I can play til 5.

[SJ]

dan just came online - get in here cpt

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

dan just came online - get in here cpt

send me a game invite

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

okay, now I can play til 6:15 :jj:

[Lerch]

If I play online does pj just say nigger all the time?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

If I play online does pj just say nigger all the time?

pretty much yea

[PissJug]

i use a variety of racial slurs

[Ski Lo]

I played for 2 hours.

[SJ]

he once called me a honky ass cracker

[SJ]

dan where you at yo

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

hooked my xbox back up but i dont feel like it

[Dan Blaze]

Some pictures of stupidity: http://imgur.com/a/bhPC2 (mostly banana car)

Banana car?
http://i.imgur.com/J6ik2XMh.png

Banana car.
http://i.imgur.com/0Fqhdfsh.png

Whatcha doooin?
http://i.imgur.com/qOxIPmTh.png

I unno, hangin oot I guess.
http://i.imgur.com/bbtAxnBh.png

Strip club?
http://i.imgur.com/D4P7k5Ch.png

Strip club...
http://i.imgur.com/G8Ocr3Fh.png

[SJ]

:rofl:

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6539/1TQPfFEbME27bbTzLJ6JyQ/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0434/LwacV75Bc0ytVQQOwXmYUQ/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0043/IsArIXm0mEi33HwUbCW_rg/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3830/7LiCs91pBkeUp1RX4WWSgw/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9705/p-q_OG-VT0WeJ07Ljlm8ow/0_0.jpg


Meet Dan Blaze

a young enthusiastic veteran of Los Santos, Dan has been dancing with us at the Vanilla Unicorn for a few years now.

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8796/bPf4D89WoUi3G6VGKEJ19Q/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

so I just watched this video where a guy bunny hopped onto the wing of a plane with a bike and flew around los santos :rofl:

[Dan Blaze]

so I just watched this video where a guy bunny hopped onto the wing of a plane with a bike and flew around los santos :rofl:

That is fucking badass! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Yea.



I think I might take a break. today.


....and I'm not a black dude anymore.
I'm a white guy w/ a nice house.


I can switch back to the black dude anytime?

[Dan Blaze]

Yea if you hold down on the d-pad you can switch between the characters, eventually you unlock a third and when you make your online character you'll have 4 guys on the "wheel" they give you when you hold down.

The guys have their own story missions that all eventually link back together too so it is good to switch around as you progress.

[Ski Lo]

RequitedHen33 is my tag.

hit me up.


Don't ask me about the name.The Xbox was my step kid's..

[SJ]

sure sure

[SJ]

accept my request ya dick

[Dan Blaze]

Don't worry Ski, SJ has a silly ass random name too. xbox live is great at giving you random suggestions. I fucking love em :jj:

[Ski Lo]

I'm SkiLo309 now.

[Dan Blaze]

damnit i already tried to friend the hen! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

damnit i already tried to friend the hen! :jj:

I got you..:brofist:

[Dan Blaze]

:brofist:

[SJ]

wtf

[Dan Blaze]

WTF YOURSELF MOTHAFUCKAH!

http://i.imgur.com/oLCOxQ9.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

All you fuckers need to get on :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/downloads/wallpapers/games/v_chop_1920x1080.jpg

http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/downloads/wallpapers/games/v_franklinsniping_1920x1080.jpg

http://www.rockstargames.com/V/downloads

[SJ]

anyone playing this aft?

[Dan Blaze]

GTA 5 Online: How to Rank up Flying Fast (Level Up) (GTA V MULTIPLAYER) - YouTube

[Ski Lo]

Yea..

so.I'm kinda stuck.I'm at the part where the dude's boat is going down the highway.And brother man jumps on the boat.I'm not sure what to do there.I tried shooting but can't hardly aim.

[Ski Lo]

Can you change the sight cause I can hardly see it.

[Dan Blaze]

According to SJ you can change the cross-hair in the options.

[Dan Blaze]

I'm online if any of you fuckers actually want to show up. I know SJ is afk'ing but Cpt. said he'd be on. Is PJ around? His ass needs to put in some werk kiiiiiid :lol:

[Ski Lo]

Yea,I'm on.......I heard you guys talking earlier.You didn't hear me though..

I'm working on it.

[Dan Blaze]

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/

[Ski Lo]

We got crew name?

[Dan Blaze]

SJ wur the fug are you :jj:

[SJ]

eating and shit..

[Dan Blaze]

Whats goin on nerds?

Where all the white women at?

Sin and I are racin.

[SJ]

to see who can jerk off faster?

[Lerch]

I got your invite yesterday SJ, I was just totally engrossed in Batman Origins.. Then my save got corrupted, never happened before. Gotta start over. :mad:

I then went on GTA online and nobody was around, but there was BK stacker wrappers all over the place.. I joke I kid. :D

[Ski Lo]

I got your invite yesterday SJ, I was just totally engrossed in Batman Origins.. Then my save got corrupted, never happened before. Gotta start over. :mad:

I then went on GTA online and nobody was around, but there was BK stacker wrappers all over the place.. I joke I kid. :D

Did you friend me yet?


SkiLo309?

[Lerch]

Did you friend me yet?


SkiLo309?

:brofist:

My GT is L3rch70

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

can someone look on the social club and see what name i used

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

never mind i got it

[SJ]

I got your invite yesterday SJ, I was just totally engrossed in Batman Origins.. Then my save got corrupted, never happened before. Gotta start over. :mad:

I then went on GTA online and nobody was around, but there was BK stacker wrappers all over the place.. I joke I kid. :D
when I sent it, it said you were playing gta...

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

should i get the attack helicopter or the tank? :bigthink:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I feel like the attack helicopter would be more fun.


thought and opinions?

[SJ]

it's a lot harder to kill people in the heli

but it's also a fast mode of transportation...

catch 22 I guess cause the tank is slow as fuck but blows shit up REAL good

personally - since the attack heli's spawn randomly anyways - I'd go tank. It's harder to get

[SJ]

plus I want to ride on the side of a tank through the city cause that just sounds bad ass

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

tanks a lot of trouble though if you keep blowing up personal vehicles and people and can up there own cars on you can cost you monies

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

plus I want to ride on the side of a tank through the city cause that just sounds bad ass

doesntit only hold 1 person

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

now the tank is sounding better!!


i just dont no and its such a large purchase !!

[SJ]

that's why I just kept saving :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

maybe ill just buy another cool car since i costs money to even spawn your helicopter or tank

[SJ]

plus you get the tank and then what?

blow up peoples personal vehicles and get labelled a bad sport... kinda shitty and it would cost you large cash.

That's why I've been holding out.

plus sticky bombs work almost as good

[SJ]

however I am very curious to see if the tank will show up as a custom vehicle for offroad races :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

thats what i was thinking i just thought it would be fun for us to have easy access to one

[SJ]

it would in a closed match be fun as hell

[SJ]

plus you could blow zombie up :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

That Stinger GT i got is sweet you need one of those

[SJ]

that's almost worth the price right there :jj:

[SJ]

That Stinger GT i got is sweet you need one of those
how much are they?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

that is true but then he will just buy a tank

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

how much are they?

850K

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you have every upgrade 2 yours would be fast as fuck

[SJ]

that is true but then he will just buy a tank
hmmmmm this could be true

but he's gonna buy one anyways and just do it to us either way...

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i just dont no if 1.5 mil is worth it for a tank id rarely use

[SJ]

that's what stopped me from getting it

a lot more stuff you can do with that cash

[SJ]

I still need gun upgrades and unlocks... car stuff... I still don't even have a good apartment.

how do I do this swap thing again?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

invite me to a party

[SJ]

hey sin would you like to go to a party with me? it's for chob's birthday

:jj:

done and sent

[SJ]

I just bought the best apartment IMO

I can see the one paint and spray zombie always trolls :jj:

[Lerch]

I got a blimp.

[SJ]

check out where I stuck ski lo

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8171/Ny1CaDcvP0CptiH7vrMYiw/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7397/K9-HapzKZ06wXz-W-U1UkA/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4549/TsuOXjbuDEywFQ1IhleCEA/0_0.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/CM1N57a.png

[Dan Blaze]

I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) - YouTube

[Dan Blaze]

check out where I stuck ski lo

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8171/Ny1CaDcvP0CptiH7vrMYiw/0_0.jpg

:rofl:

[SJ]

big ass boat

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

o rely

[Dan Blaze]

o rely

http://i.imgur.com/GqufXUO.jpg

[SJ]

u playin?

we playin

[1c]

u playin?

we playin

Can I get in?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Tommy Lee - Psycho (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) JUNE 2012 - U.I.M Rec - YouTube


:lowrider:

[SJ]

Can I get in?
are you really this desperate for attention?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

from now on we all listen to the Jamaican station.

[SJ]

you guys haven't been listening to the Blue Ark mon?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

It my favorite now

[SJ]

I still got love for the spanish station

aye aye ayeeeee

[SJ]

gabba gabba gabba HEY!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

That's a good one

[SJ]

buying that attack heli today

which one has the camera? the two seater right?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

The attack chopper has the camera but it only works with 2 people. The annihilator is pretty useless :jj:

[SJ]

The attack chopper has the camera but it only works with 2 people. The annihilator is pretty useless :jj:
the other one is too big and hard to handle

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

too big and hard to handle

My wife says that all the time....heyoooooo :rimshot:

[SJ]

well you can kiss the money cheat goodbye

update is out this morning

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

the other one is too big and hard to handle

Is good for pickin I p your crew and it had 4 machine guns on it

[SJ]

I want rockets :jj:

[SJ]

just downloaded the update - standby for cheat status

[SJ]

car cheat status: it's still good!

make some cash!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

car cheat status: it's still good!

make some cash!

I want a cheatmobile like Zombie. I'm off on friday (and monday) so I'm getting something badass.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Glad I got everything I wanted

[SJ]

it still works sin

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

better hurry cpt that shit will be patched soon

[SJ]

so I busted some fool

he chases me.. I bust him a few more times,,, suddenly - he's messaging me "I'm trying to pick you up"

well ok sailor but you better take me to a nice restaurant :jj:


so I get in his car.. ride around for 2 minutes and he leaves the game and sticks me with three stars :rofl:

good troll

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

so I busted some fool

he chases me.. I bust him a few more times,,, suddenly - he's messaging me "I'm trying to pick you up"

well ok sailor but you better take me to a nice restaurant :jj:


so I get in his car.. ride around for 2 minutes and he leaves the game and sticks me with three stars :rofl:

good troll
:momlol:

[SJ]

guy sent me a friend request too :jj:

[SJ]

has anyone actually watched this shit?

EXTREME GTA V CREW STUNTS - [Nomad Union]IGNITOR HD1080p - YouTube


holy

fuck

[SJ]

welp I know what I'm doing today now :jj:

stuntin like a baws

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

sj wut u doing

[PissJug]

Lil Wayne - Ft. Birdman Stuntin Like My Daddy ~DJF~ - YouTube

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ok

[SJ]

so after much trial and error

I have found out that they aren't using franklin's special ability in that vidoe I posted

It's all in how you catch the curb and the rev of the bike.

Last night I went from ground level to about a 5 story building... shit was nuts

the hard part is getting the timing right on when to pull back

out of about 10 attempts I only made it on the roof once

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

yea i dont really believe you

[SJ]

it's all in what you hit and how you hit it...

it's extremely hit or miss

[zombie]

He hung out in his apartment watching me get gunned down by the same 5 people. Now I admit I killed them all first. The main 3 were in a chopper by the pay and spray and I hid in the upper parking deck SJ and my favorite place to off random people . They were trolling the pay and spay.They didn't see me and I killed the pilot. This was glorious since I suck at shooting . I actually suck at the whole game but its so fun. Anyway after they started coming after me SJ enters the game and watches me on his apartment TV in the game , sends messages about getting killed. I would have tried to help.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ali kum by yay

[SJ]

He hung out in his apartment watching me get gunned down by the same 5 people. Now I admit I killed them all first. The main 3 were in a chopper by the pay and spray and I hid in the upper parking deck SJ and my favorite place to off random people . They were trolling the pay and spay.They didn't see me and I killed the pilot. This was glorious since I suck at shooting . I actually suck at the whole game but its so fun. Anyway after they started coming after me SJ enters the game and watches me on his apartment TV in the game , sends messages about getting killed. I would have tried to help.
no you wouldn't have :jj: who the fuck are you trying to kid?

[SJ]

you left me IN that game btw. all alone and defenceless


and you didn't say goodbye

[SJ]

I jut realized story mode sucks

no mechanic to bring you cars? total bullshit

dying and always going to a hospital 40 miles from where you were? bullshit

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I jut realized story mode sucks

no mechanic to bring you cars? total bullshit

dying and always going to a hospital 40 miles from where you were? bullshit

yep its very annoying when u die and spawn 100 miles away

[Dan Blaze]

I've tried no less than 3-4 times to get back into the story mode and I can't. For all the issues with the online I still find it much more enjoyable just due to the random nature of playing with others and showing them the dumb stuff you're up to.

While the storyline in 5 is way more interesting to me than 4 it does a lot of the shit I'm just plain tired of in open world games in general now. No I don't want to drive to a spot to watch a cutscene to drive to another spot. That isn't fun. Sorry, Rockstar.

[SJ]

GTA V Stunt Montage - YouTube

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9479/ZU1j6C05F0andS5CZDlbSw/0_0.jpg


Thats cpt jumping

[Dan Blaze]

Went to check on the kid last night and fell asleep instead of getting back on, sorry guys :jj:


In other news I really needed the sleep so that is good right? ;D

[SJ]

s'all good.

Cpt and I ended up busting on fools for a bit

[SJ]

Here's sin getting up on a roof

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5332/TQ9gnYCKIEu3vBuZ_HBI5A/0_0.jpg


right after you guys left, cpt and I found a spot where you can get like 3 or 4 stories from the sewer. There's a 24 hour storage building - you can get on top of it's highest point

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

cool that bike is fun as hell

[SJ]

also these stunts in the first video: the water tower jump we were trying is 100% online possible - buddy is wearing a monkey mask in the video so it's online mode


the super high jumps are all double bumps - tiny curbs and then something behind them that's a little higher

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i cant get online with my xbox this is pissing me off

[SJ]

mine won't read the disc :jj:

[SJ]

i cant get online with my xbox this is pissing me off
sometimes my router locks the xbox out and I have to reset the router so it gives the xbox an IP

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i did that it didnt work. My computer is online so i know its the xbox

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i dont get it i just cant connect

[SJ]

have you turned it all off and on?

checked your password

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Wong ekrn

[SJ]

uh ok

[SJ]

gee zombie that was fun talking and playing by myself

[SJ]

get back here you cunt so I can put a bounty on you

[SJ]

has anyone actually watched this shit?

EXTREME GTA V CREW STUNTS - [Nomad Union]IGNITOR HD1080p - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fG_oJoxKQTw)


holy

fuck
here z

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

well i cant get online no matter what i do

[SJ]

what does it say?

[SJ]

have you set a static IP for the xbox and re-programmed ur xbox with it?

[SJ]

uh you're online

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i can only get online if i plug the xbox right into my modem

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

but i do that i have no internet any where else. I dont no wtf is going on

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ok i think its a problem with xbox other people are having this issue

[SJ]

weird

[Lerch]

xbox live services have been glitchy today.

[SJ]

very

[Lerch]

i'm on.

[SJ]

were you in my game earlier?

[SJ]

more stunts

EXTREME GTA V CREW STUNTS #2 - [Nomad Union]RAW HD720p - YouTube

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ok in the first jump there is no fucking way to go that far

[SJ]

he uses franklin's ability to get up to speed in a shorter space I think

[SJ]

I'm also thinking franklin can make the bikes pull up higher at faster speeds then the regular online characters but I'm not sure

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I bought the buzzard this morning.

[SJ]

twitter goes public and you buy buzzy? :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

twitter goes public and you buy buzzy? :jj:

:cool:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i just got the tank cpt

[SJ]

I just got on the roof of the stadium.

and I didn't use the bus shelter

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8416/ji-9qHx-4UmK31Jh0WuGsg/0_0.jpg

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

i just got the tank cpt

:brofist:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I just got on the roof of the stadium.

and I didn't use the bus shelter

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8416/ji-9qHx-4UmK31Jh0WuGsg/0_0.jpg

Nice.

[zombie]

Did my post get deleted?

[Dan Blaze]

Who is this? Who's shooting me?

[Dan Blaze]

LEFT
LEFT
LEFT
LEFT

[SJ]

anyone know what zombie is babbling about?

[Dan Blaze]

I honestly don't.

[SJ]

me neither and i'm not being silly.

perhaps he is

[SJ]

oh well - he's going to believe whatever he wants anyways so I'm not even going to bother looking into this

[zombie]

My post asked if it was safe to get on and play or are you going to shoot me down for wrecking you yesterday?

[SJ]

it's safe.

I'm not playing

and no one saw that post

[Dan Blaze]

It is never safe.

[zombie]

it's safe.

I'm not playing

and no one saw that post

Must be the server .

[Ski Lo]

Sorry.

I had to bail.

The wife callled me a 15 year old!:bigcry:

[Dan Blaze]

Ouch :jj:

[Chob]

She's aiming a bit high if you ask me. :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Comic Rimshot! - YouTube

[SJ]

so dan asked the question: how the fuck do I get on this fucking dinosaur


well sin figured it out :jj:

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9744/OC92BczRD0CqNq793G3dDQ/0_0.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

We conquered the dinosaur

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9939/4zOkXToPgUe_MDDsk6XCPw/0_0.jpg



Me an zbomie trolled the shit out of the pay and spray he got a dunce cap :lul:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:rofl:

[zombie]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9939/4zOkXToPgUe_MDDsk6XCPw/0_0.jpg



Me an zbomie trolled the shit out of the pay and spray he got a dunce cap :lul:

Yeah and I can't join any open sessions till Thursday night .Man you blow up a few dozen personal vehicles and people get mad and report you. The best part was trolling in the buzzard though.

[Ski Lo]

She's aiming a bit high if you ask me. :jj:

:batmanogod:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i burned through 500,000$ yesterday fucking with those tank guys sj :jj:

[PissJug]

how yall make so much skrilla?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

how yall make so much skrilla?

check yo pm nigga.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So you stackin mad cheddar yet PJ?

[PissJug]

not yet still at work. thanks for the hookup though :brofist:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

not yet still at work. thanks for the hookup though :brofist:

No problem, you'll be stackin paper before you know it. You playin tonight?