GTA V Thread

[SJ]

firetruck fun :jj:

and pj still can't drive

[Lerch]

Does he still drive into the water for no reason? :jj:

[SJ]

he drives a firetruck like a mad cunt now :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Holy shit SJ logged out in a helicopter and it took off with me in it, dude flew away over the ocean, i recorded it flying... fucking weird shit man :rofl:http://i.imgur.com/0DEYfmf.png

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/RaZNMg8.png

We finally drove off the map and I died, will upload the video tomorrow, it is strange.

[Dan Blaze]

http://imgur.com/a/jply4#0
Gallery of all the GTA pictures I've taken so far (119 images)

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/QtwozMz.png

http://i.imgur.com/jkysrAV.png

[Dan Blaze]

Weird.

[Dan Blaze]

southern san andreas super autos sells faggios online for 5k:
http://i.imgur.com/OKR9L6j.png
http://i.imgur.com/BuC6quX.png
ORDER NOW! :jj:

[SJ]

Sorry I bailed last night Dan

You weren't on mic and I had to crash

[Dan Blaze]

On my end it sounded like you said you were out, so I figured I was out too :jj: your mic was breaking up something terrible at the end there. Not sure what was up.

[SJ]

On my end it sounded like you said you were out, so I figured I was out too :jj: your mic was breaking up something terrible at the end there. Not sure what was up.
I think it was the weather here last night.

So I found out I've wasted 4 hours total so far running from the pigs in this game

[SJ]

I also have a "penetrate from behind" award

ummm

ok sure

[Dan Blaze]

I also have a "penetrate from behind" award

ummm

ok sure

Sounds about right, that poor stripper chastity probably won't come over any more after that last trip :jj:

[SJ]

The stats on the rockstar page are kinda interesting

I've held up 18 stores. Thought it would be higher then that

[SJ]

Tonight we all buy faggios and cruise the city :jj:

[SJ]

Gayest outfit wins :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Yea that clown tattoo I unlocked last night was for robbing 25 stores or something. I figured I would have hit up more too :jj:

[SJ]

The tattoo for headshots is pretty cool

[SJ]

but I want the racing girl... I need like 9 more wins or something

[SJ]

I've also discovered that the original soundtrack is better then the actual radio stations

[SJ]

GTA V: The Score - A Haze of Patriotic Fervor - YouTube

[SJ]

Looks like zombie lost his character for good

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

so did i

[Dan Blaze]

so did i

Bullshit. I saw your dude's stats less than 12 hours ago on the friends tab. Whatever you do don't make a new guy in that slot.

Zombie's old char is gone because of that more than likely.

[Dan Blaze]

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/mrsinister2
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/mrsinister2/games/gtav/career/overview/gtaonline

lvl 23 bro.

[Dan Blaze]

SJ I'm gonna add an outline to the crew emblem now so it will actually show up in game and online :jj:

[SJ]

we got a 3 player game going with zombie and his friend

jump on fuckers

[SJ]

we got a 3 player game going with zombie and his friend

jump on fuckers

[Dan Blaze]

Cool, gimme a sec i'll try to jump on.

Published a new emblem with highlights on the arm and the bolts so they'll show up on cars/clothes better. When people joined the game last night it just looked light lightning bolts :jj:

It is up in the emblem gallery when you can get to it.

http://i.imgur.com/Kgo4NYK.png

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Thats awesome dan

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i cant play right now im watching dragon ball z :nerd:

[Dan Blaze]

:rofl:

[Dan Blaze]

Is your powerlevel of 9000 yet?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

No but this isnt even my final form

[Dan Blaze]

:haha:

:brofist:

[Dan Blaze]

The drive on this 360 pisses me off, sometimes it just doesn't wanna play ball :jj:

once it starts the game properly it is fine no troubles but the magnet lock loves to blueball me.

[Lerch]

If you're having a problem with the drawer opening try this. It doesn't get stuck closed if you always leave any disc inside. If it does get stuck, straighten out paper clip and gently stick it inside a small slot on the in between the edge of the door and the console.

[Dan Blaze]

Thanks for the tip but it isn't the tray it is the magnet lock in the drive that holds the disc and reads it initially.

[Lerch]

Never heard of that. That tip works on the older 360s, Is that what you have?

[Lerch]

I've never had a problem with disc reading, just the damn door gets stuck.

[Lerch]

I put GTA v in my queue. I'll have it soon.

[Dan Blaze]

Awesome :)

[Chob]

http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/qnu5mq/annoyed-gamer-taking-on-the-serial-complainers

Some GTA stuff, but the best part I know Dan will enjoy given an earlier conversation. :munch:

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7324/eufKnvD7xUC1wcmojJxv3A/0_0.jpg

Glitches?

nope

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Everyone is playing right now but chob :bigcry:

[SJ]

and cpt

[SJ]

and PJ wtf

[Dan Blaze]

Sin where are youuuu? :(

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/wave.gif

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/VEVR5Cz.png

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

fucking balllin dan :woot:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

57th floor apartment bought


Faggio Ordered :cool:

[Dan Blaze]

57th floor apartment bought


Faggio Ordered :cool:

Big time as fuck :brofist:

[SJ]

We're in it to win it

or at least make the hood love it

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:haha:

[SJ]

I'm going to bookmark every race with big purses from now on so I can make a playlist of them - that way we know we'll all re-coup the entry fee + some good cash even for last place (as long as we finish)

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i need to win races to unlock stuff

[SJ]

lets race then

[SJ]

you two should go to the rockstar club right meow and check out the new crew symbol

I made Bullet Bill from Super Mario Bros :rofl:
it's not too shabby for a 5 minute job

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i need money first

[SJ]

ok

so lets race :jj:

but I need to wipe my ass first

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i dont see the new emblem

[SJ]

I just published it - it can take a few minutes to show up it said...

it's not in game yet - just on the social club - see if you guys like it better then the fist deal - but Dan would have to fix it up a bit with the transparency

might need a white outline around the whole bullet - I didn't think of that

then it would show real nice on black cars

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

and my entire game froze when u sent me that message

[SJ]

fuck

zombies kid got me in a party chat - I thought you were in it

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

no lol

[SJ]

Fuck

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://i.imgur.com/coKZ7TZ.png

[SJ]

yeah that's it :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

its awesome

[SJ]

sweet

now hurry up and invite me to your game

[SJ]

should we improve that a bit? make it the new crew emblem

[SJ]

u on your headset?

[Dan Blaze]

I added a white outline to the bullet bill but rockstar is taking their time putting it in the crew gallery, if it doesn't show up later i'll re-pub. I can tune it a bit more if need be as well.

[SJ]

werd life son

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/XbBADn6.png

[SJ]

updated the bullet bill a touch

[Dan Blaze]

Fuckin passed out on the couch in my room last night :jj:

[SJ]

Check the new emblem ;D

[SJ]

check this too:

Cops will recognise stolen vehicles until they are re-sprayed.
Using disguises will help you lose the Cops. You can equip different accessories in the Inventory within the Interaction Menu before committing a crime – then, while your Wanted Level is flashing, you can instantly lose a star by removing or changing your accessories.

so take off your mask after a robbery - lose a star

[Dan Blaze]

Soon as masks don't delete my hair every time i fucking use one and turn me bald until I visit the barber again I'll use them more. Every time I use one now I regret it :jj:

But hey, I don't have to profess admiration for it, the locale in which hoodlums reside are enamored with it.

[SJ]

Soon as masks don't delete my hair every time i fucking use one and turn me bald until I visit the barber again I'll use them more. Every time I use one now I regret it :jj:

But hey, I don't have to profess admiration for it, the locale in which hoodlums reside are enamored with it.
well it just says change accessories. I'm assuming putting on shades might do the same

[Dan Blaze]

You're an accessory...

.. TO MURDER!

[SJ]

if you ride with Dok or Sin that's a given :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

radio gaga

[SJ]

http://acidcow.com/pics/20131015/gtav_14.jpg

[SJ]

someone got the pic of the lightning...

http://acidcow.com/pics/20131015/gtav_26.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Radio Goo Goo

[SJ]

all we hear is?

[SJ]

lol - rob armored trucks by the paint and spray. No chase.. no heli's

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/3KTXQ64.png

[SJ]

can't get back into your game dan

[SJ]

also lol at that picture

[Dan Blaze]

I invited you while I was doing a mission, that probably screwed it up, pretending to be human bbl :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i cant play right now dan i was just showing my buddy the game

[Dan Blaze]

Humans fooled, they still have not realized I'm a sentient robot. Shh don't tell anyone.

[SJ]

I'll be on shortly...

just making some headers for the site and want to finish this one up

[Dan Blaze]

i cant play right now dan i was just showing my buddy the game

Word, was just reinviting everyone that was on since I was jumping in a session for a bit. Grats on the freeeee stuff :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ill be on later though i finally got a little bit of weed :woot:

[SJ]

he invited me and then bailed :jj:

soml

[Dan Blaze]

he invited me and then bailed :jj:

soml

:rofl:

I went next door to my neighbors', they exploded their computer.

Seems like whenever I try to play during daylight hours everyone wants to bug me :jj:

[SJ]

it's dark out here bro

[SJ]

street lights came on - chob's curfew just kicked in

[SJ]

well if you're playing send me an invite whenever

I'll be fuckin around

[Dan Blaze]

it's dark out here bro

When I invited you rubes it was still daylight, bro. :jj:

[SJ]

btw when you left - I was driving your car at the time

it kicked me out

and then it started loading vigero's everywhere

oddly enough my bike was destroyed as well so I scooped up the vig

still want the bandit though and can't find one

[SJ]

When I invited you rubes it was still daylight, bro. :jj:
no way brosef - you just sent me an invite like 10 minutes ago yo ho homey

[Dan Blaze]

btw when you left - I was driving your car at the time

it kicked me out

and then it started loading vigero's everywhere

oddly enough my bike was destroyed as well so I scooped up the vig

still want the bandit though and can't find one

Weird.. Not sure what is up with the bandit, it must be your RV :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

no way brosef - you just sent me an invite like 10 minutes ago yo ho homey

I meant the original- you know what I give up with you, quit being a zombie :P

[SJ]

I meant the original- you know what I give up with you, quit being a zombie :P
you could have specified which invite you meant ;D

:jj:

[SJ]

now hurry up and invite me back :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

you could have specified which invite you meant ;D

:jj:

NO YOU COULD HAVE!

:brofist:
:jj:

I'll be on in like 10-15 minutes :D

[SJ]

son of a bitch

the car I want is a imponte phoenix

and it's one of the rarest spawns apparently

[SJ]

this guy's videos fucking crack me up

50 Things To Do In GTA V! - YouTube

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

son of a bitch

the car I want is a imponte phoenix

and it's one of the rarest spawns apparently

yea i looked all over for it and still haven't found it

[SJ]

I got it

go to the docks where you export cars to simeon

they spawn like mad there

[Dan Blaze]

It is tied to your level apparently to, they are 40+ spawns when player amounts are limited, the reality of that I still question but apparently people have "tested" it.

Still seems weird you can't just order some of that shit.

Also that vid reminds me, it is weird you can't buy girl's clothes in GTA Online. What if SJ wants to roleplay an evil tranny? JEEZ ROCKSTAR YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND US!

[SJ]

It is tied to your level apparently to, they are 40+ spawns when player amounts are limited, the reality of that I still question but apparently people have "tested" it.

Still seems weird you can't just order some of that shit.

Also that vid reminds me, it is weird you can't buy girl's clothes in GTA Online. What if SJ wants to roleplay an evil tranny? JEEZ ROCKSTAR YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND US!
YET

can't buy them yet ;D

[SJ]

yet you CAN put make up on the dudes...

very odd

[SJ]

sin if you want one of these cars let me know

I'll just get it and then you can hop in my game and save it in your car hole

[Dan Blaze]

Tranny DLC coming soon! :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Yay, game hardlocked on me mid conversation, brilliant! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I got it

go to the docks where you export cars to simeon

they spawn like mad there

that didnt work for me last time

[Dan Blaze]

Well it worked for SJ apparently. Might have to do it before you do a car pickup or something.

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/QZwLehR.png

http://i.imgur.com/QBXFCyb.png

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/tAQH7.png

http://i.imgur.com/Nh9RHQA.png

http://i.imgur.com/9dSx2WX.png

http://i.imgur.com/DmMGr17.png

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:jj:

[PissJug]

Tranny DLC coming soon! :jj:

:devious:

[Dan Blaze]

Did some random racing this morning, shot up to rank 52. It seems like doing the lap races gives insane xp. Didn't make much money really but I sure did zoom up in rank.

[SJ]

I can't wait to cross dress in GTA V

also - that one filter is seriously donkey tits at night

[SJ]

Did some random racing this morning, shot up to rank 52. It seems like doing the lap races gives insane xp. Didn't make much money really but I sure did zoom up in rank.
you son of a bitch

[SJ]

and you bought a boat

motherfucker I need to play more

[Dan Blaze]

I started a new crew:

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/rogue_warriors_mc

Now we can be an official scooter club if we want :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/3RZQqHT.png

Placeholder emblem

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/t0BSI8f.png

[SJ]

I'm only joining if the clan tag is "poop"

:jj:

fine don't be in my crew... you won't be eligible for my free tranny handjobs in the game though

[Dan Blaze]

I'm only joining if the clan tag is "poop"

:jj:

fine don't be in my crew... you won't be eligible for my free tranny handjobs in the game though

:rofl:

Poop is taken. TAKEN!

[SJ]

http://www.swaqvalley.com/Blueprints/1970_Dodge_Challenger_TA_low.jpg

[SJ]

:rofl:

Poop is taken. TAKEN!
I'm taken the poop right now :rofl:

[SJ]

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2010/07/15/10/50/1968_dodge_charger-pic-37854.jpeg



see the diff?

Vigero = Challenger

[SJ]

http://cdn1.carhdwalls.com/wallpapers/dodge/charger/dodge-charger-rt-1970-952-1920x1200.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

keepin it G aint nuthin :lowrider:

[SJ]

yeah what he said

[SJ]

Maybe we should get zombies kid to sign up here - he's online way more then zombie anyways :jj:

I bet he can photoshop better too ;D

[SJ]

alright I joined your scooter gang

when do I get to race my scooter and show it off?

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/8ShlK8b.png

There are custom tires associated with crew unlocks SJ, whitewalls :D

As far as racin we should totally do some 3 lappers around the prison on scooters :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/Xl30zOu.png

Sucks there are no straight up letters in the emblem thing :(

[SJ]

so I can get whitewalls

but not on my car

and not red centerlines? gay

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Radio Gaga Radio Goo goo

[Dan Blaze]

Well they JUST showed up for me so it is probably car limited or something

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i wont be on for like 2 weeks :cool:

[SJ]

anyone on now?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

NO!

[SJ]

ok

[Dan Blaze]

i wont be on for like 2 weeks :cool:


Shit that sucks... wife grounded you eh?

[SJ]

fuck these missions solo this is a cunt punch

[SJ]

so it seems doing Trevor related things prompts him to give you missions

only time I get them is after I get a crate

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Shit that sucks... wife grounded you eh?

going on vacation to the smokey mountains :cool:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

fucking game locked up my entire xbox it wouldnt even shut off... dont know how much longer im going to feel like playing this

[SJ]

fucking game locked up my entire xbox it wouldnt even shut off... dont know how much longer im going to feel like playing this
well maybe in two weeks when you get back it will be fixed ;D

but yeah it's pissing me off more and more too. They need to start adding the heists or something quick

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Nigga I'm the real one

If I ain't got it I'm a steal one

:lowrider:

[Dan Blaze]

*MrSinister2 just got a $1000 bounty placed on them*
:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

YG - I'm A Real 1 (GTA V Soundtracks) - YouTube



:lowrider:

[Dan Blaze]

Hey standing my console on its side made it load! :rofl:

[SJ]

sweet - get it loaded up and get a session started and send me an invite

I'm wiping and firing it up

[SJ]

I'm smokin and ridin, smokin and ridin, smokin and ridin

damn I can't see shit in this car cause it's so smokey

[SJ]

operation airstrike begins today

[SJ]

Title update is out

get some free cash

[SJ]

woop woop

just robbed every store in the game and got a tattoo

[PissJug]

I didn't get any skrilla

[SJ]

how can I give you skrilla if you aren't in the game for rilla?

[SJ]

Dan where you at?

me and pj got the races on

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I can't find anyone to return my emails, texts and phone calls. I guess they don't want to sell their Xboxes that bad. Looks like I might have to swing by a few pawn shops tomorrow.

[SJ]

:(

[PissJug]

Gamestop nigga

[SJ]

ask them if they have battletoads while you're there

[PissJug]

and lime green mad catz controllers

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i use a wired mad catz controller i like it

[SJ]

I have a lime green mad catz light gun thing

[PissJug]

EDIT: dammit

[Dan Blaze]

So apparently the title update rolls the death cost back to a cap of $500 from $2000. This seems like it will make the game way less of a grind. Cash payout has been delayed to early next week due to ongoing issues.

Game isn't 100% yet but at least they are working on it.

edit:

The latest automatic title update for GTA Online is now available for both PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. As promised, this update addresses the remaining issues where some people's vehicles or vehicle modifications were disappearing due to a cloud save failure - as well as all the other fixes mentioned below:

Fixes numerous issues that were causing vehicle loss and/or loss of vehicle mods
Fixes an issue where the incorrect car is replaced when choosing to replace a car in a full garage
Fixes an exploit allowing players to sell the same vehicle multiple times
Fixes an issue that caused personal vehicles to be duplicated
Fixes an issue where some players were unable to pay utility bills on an owned apartment or house
Fixes an issue where players were not getting Crew invites in-game
Fixes an issue where the starting point for the tutorial race was not appearing
Fixes issues with joining Jobs from within a player-owned garage
Fixes issues with players getting stuck while using playlists
Fixes additional issues causing black screens, long load times, and players getting stuck in the sky cam
Adds details in the UI to clarify that characters created while Rockstar cloud is unavailable are temporary (non-saved)
Adds changes to the character creator to make better-looking default characters with the “random” option
Players now only lose a maximum of 500 GTA$ upon death in Freemode
Of course, if you're still experiencing any other technical problems, please visit our support website and subscribe to the GTA Online Launch Status article. You can also shoot us a quick message at the Rockstar Support Twitter.

We also encourage you to send any constructive gameplay feedback you have to us at our GTAOnline@rockstargames.com address, as we continue to monitor it for all the latest suggestions for tweaking and improving the experience of GTA Online.

[Ski Lo]

I had the game in my hand at Kmart!


I put it down.:bigcry:

[Dan Blaze]

I had the game in my hand at Kmart!


I put it down.:bigcry:

Mistake.

You could have been rolling with the Rogue Warriors MC :jj:

[SJ]

his wife would just come on and make him quit playing ;D

[SJ]

and he'd always be at the paint and spray asking us for money so he can top up his blinker fluid

[SJ]

Here's something we found out last night Dan

Racing different classes of cars on the courses gives you different cash payouts

[Dan Blaze]

Here's something we found out last night Dan

Racing different classes of cars on the courses gives you different cash payouts

Yeah motos and supers seem to pay out the best on that military base one for some reason. Best not to question it :jj:

[SJ]

Yeah motos and supers seem to pay out the best on that military base one for some reason. Best not to question it :jj:
actually compacts do

[Dan Blaze]

actually compacts do

Thought that was the jail that had compacts as best. Either way I noticed when it really matters is when you fill the races up, then the difference really becomes apparent, on just 1-2 people it isn't as much.

[SJ]

btw PJ bought the shitty apartment

IT COMES WITH THE FUCKING BONG I"M SO PISSED

[SJ]

Thought that was the jail that had compacts as best. Either way I noticed when it really matters is when you fill the races up, then the difference really becomes apparent, on just 1-2 people it isn't as much.
no but 50 or 100 with two people can add up if you're doing them over and over by yourselves... you might as well try to max the cash out as well right?

[SJ]

Turn on your xbox Dan and PJ

pick up the controller and lets roll on some fools

I see two people online right now in desperate need of an airstrike

[Dan Blaze]

btw PJ bought the shitty apartment

IT COMES WITH THE FUCKING BONG I"M SO PISSED

That is bullshit, I want a refund. The fuck is rockstar doing?

[SJ]

I dunno

the cloud servers are all fucked up today too

[SJ]

you can't call an airstrike on a person

just a location via a marker

[Dan Blaze]

sonofabitches.

[PissJug]

btw PJ bought a sweet apartment


thanks :dance:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

id like to come over and hang sometime pj

[PissJug]

I'll have a house warming party soon

[SJ]

thanks :dance:
what's it like with the boyz in the hood as your neighbors? ;D

[SJ]

lots of drive by's at night?

[PissJug]

Yeah but I just made their property value go up with a white guy moving into the neighborhood so they've been very welcoming so far

[SJ]

u have it set to crew mode dan...

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Alright you motherfuckers, I just got an xbox360, a headset, an online account and GTA5, let's do this shit :woot:

[SJ]

how come you're never on cpt?

;D

lets race bitch!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

how come you're never on cpt?

;D

lets race bitch!

I'll be on later tonight, and then it's on budday.

[SJ]

Attention GTA'ers

there is a Bootlip Clique/Rogue Warriors MC crew scooter cruise tonight at 11

don't make me shoot up your apartment and call in an airstrike -_-

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/fPv3mIV.png

http://i.imgur.com/kAUpFZv.png

http://i.imgur.com/i590jSM.png

[Dan Blaze]

Hi everyone,
Just to clarify for those who were asking about the adjustment made to mission replay payouts, please remember that we are continuing to regularly balance the dynamic in-game economy and whenever we discover that there are unintended loopholes that some players are exploiting to grind cash or RP, you can expect that we will be adjusting or closing them. By the same token, there are also cases where we’re balancing the economy in the opposite direction such as recently reduced penalties for dying. All of this is done to keep things as fair and as fun as possible - please remember that we are looking at not only player data in our ongoing tuning process decision-making but also at your direct input, so if you have any feedback about the in-game economy or any other aspects of the game, please direct it to GTAOnline@rockstargames.com as we are actively looking at all player feedback sent to that address. We thank you for your understanding and patience and please stay tuned this week for more information including timing of the first GTA$ Stimulus Package deposit and the forthcoming new content such as the Beach Bum Pack, Content Creator and Heists.

Guessing the "beach bum pack" will be DLC... just curious if that is for story or online or both.

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/ucHgSSu.jpg

[SJ]

I just saw a pic of a zombie in los santos O_O

[SJ]

THIS is how you fuck up a car

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5014/Lr31tI5LfEma6sTOfQtUkA/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4350/MraH8KGJ9UGHfYeOP1dKvw/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7781/Z2CRZueTOkyYormmmPPoMg/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3462/1BOXdUqXmk-TfBgnKC5GDA/0_0.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

THIS is how you fuck up a car

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5014/Lr31tI5LfEma6sTOfQtUkA/0_0.jpg

Pro as fuck :rofl:

[SJ]

still can't believe I could drive that around

IDEA!

we can have a "who's car is the most fucked up" competition :rofl:

[Dan Blaze]

still can't believe I could drive that around

IDEA!

we can have a "who's car is the most fucked up" competition :rofl:

I think you already won that with the helicopter tire :rofl:

We can certainly give it a shot though.

Probably have to do a thing where we take the pictures as some reason damage doesn't sync across players sometimes.

[SJ]

I think you already won that with the helicopter tire :rofl:

We can certainly give it a shot though.

Probably have to do a thing where we take the pictures as some reason damage doesn't sync across players sometimes.
fair enough

and a time limit. We have so long and then we all meet in one spot and take pics :jj:

[SJ]

I'm hopping on now...

need to start early tonight cause I'm passing out early

[SJ]

Having trouble Dan?

[SJ]

wickenberg can suck my nutsack, those boners!

[Dan Blaze]

After SJ bounced Cpt. and I tore shit up in the open world. We came out ahead on kills overall, collected some bounties, I called some mercs on some guys, set some bounties. Took a jet plane and flew around being all cool. Died a bunch, killed a bunch. Stole a helicopter, shot rockets at buildings, robbed stores. Killed more motherfuckers. Chased a Simeon car across the fucking map into a death trap of cops and players. It was pretty cool :jj:

http://i.imgur.com/sj2ghYg.png

[Dan Blaze]

Also this happened:

http://i.imgur.com/CZWyQ4M.png

http://i.imgur.com/leFgQRF.png

http://i.imgur.com/gULKav8.png

[Ski Lo]

The wife didn't buy me the game so I think I'll break down and get it on Friday.

[Dan Blaze]

The wife didn't buy me the game so I think I'll break down and get it on Friday.

She don't have to like it but the hood gon' love it.
:lowrider:

[Dan Blaze]

Even though it deleted the old one I got it *kinda* close to the way I had it:

http://i.imgur.com/d7q2bAp.png

What do you guys think?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Even though it deleted the old one I got it *kinda* close to the way I had it:

http://i.imgur.com/d7q2bAp.png

What do you guys think?

Bad ass, looks good. :brofist:

[Dan Blaze]

For anyone who wants it Rockstar has made the GTA5 manual available for everyone:

Android:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rockstargames.gtavmanual

Apple app store:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/grand-theft-auto-v-the-manual/id699032795?mt=8

Windows:
http://www.rockstargames.com/V/assets/manual/GrandTheftAutoV-TheManual.msi

Mac:
http://www.rockstargames.com/V/assets/manual/GrandTheftAutoV-TheManual.dmg

[SJ]

Even though it deleted the old one I got it *kinda* close to the way I had it:

http://i.imgur.com/d7q2bAp.png

What do you guys think?
I like this one a lot better - but it might need a brighter color behind the reaper to make it pop more... just my two cents

[SJ]

We GTA tonight?

I don't have to get up tomorrow!

[Dan Blaze]

I've gone through like 2 colors since then, it is a hard choice, too bright and it makes the dark look off is the problem. It is a work in progress obviously. Thanks for the feedback though guys.

I'm totally up for playing tonight, got the system on already :jj:

[SJ]

firing it up now

and turning on the xbox as we speak

[SJ]

lets get cpt in tonight

[Dan Blaze]

I tested my headset already, everything seems to work, since the 360 doesn't have an actual mic test I couldn't hear how I sounded but I know this mic is a bit better than those stock 360 ones so i should have SOME improvement, the headphones themselves are very nice and I just ran them straight into my keyboard's headphone input as I'm running the game off the capture still.

[SJ]

great so now I'll just sound all shitty :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

great so now I'll just sound all shitty :jj:

I told Cpt. earlier I hope we don't just drown your ass out :rofl:

[SJ]

I'm on now yo

[Dan Blaze]

I bet you are :jj:

Gimme a lil bit here. Getting through some real life bullshit while I post nonsense on the forums :D

[SJ]

hurry up dan :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Cpt show up?

[SJ]

no he's jerking off to all the pron you just posted

[SJ]

I think RS got him heated up :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

:jj:

[SJ]

I'm gonna make a sandwich

send me a party invite when your on

I'm in a friends only session so you can just join my game

I'm parked outside ur place

[Dan Blaze]

Werd

:brofist:

Lemme go do a couple bs tasks and I'm golden.

[Dan Blaze]

Alright alright alright I'd say it is about time to get into some trouble!

[Ski Lo]

Today's the day I'm suppose to buy the game.What is it?$60.00??

[SJ]

something like that

just suck it up and make sure you buy it for xbox