GTA V Thread

[Dan Blaze]

I can't find the hospital where I found one before, but that was a pretty easy to get to chopper.

[SJ]

it's right around the corner from the garage ;D

[Dan Blaze]

I thought it was close... :jj:

[SJ]

can't make a playlist

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I keep getting messages that you've done shit in the game

sinister has run 2000 miles

sinister has bought a car

i gave up on the online im doing loads of shit in story mode

[Dan Blaze]

can't make a playlist

What do you mean can't? Can't find where to make one or it won't let you? If it won't let you maybe you need to be in a closed session? I don't know why but it is GTA Online so at this point I wouldn't question it :jj:

[SJ]

I wish I could screenshot this

the countdown has gone into -00:03... time

[SJ]

What do you mean can't? Can't find where to make one or it won't let you? If it won't let you maybe you need to be in a closed session? I don't know why but it is GTA Online so at this point I wouldn't question it :jj:
no the could shit is not loading the lists...

just sits there spinning in the menu

[Dan Blaze]

no the could shit is not loading the lists...

just sits there spinning in the menu

Yeah that shit was happening to me yesterday when the rockstar "cloud servers" were acting up :(

[SJ]

shits all buggy right now again too

[SJ]

big time super lag joining stuff

[Dan Blaze]

Oh well. I'll probably be on a bit later.

[Dan Blaze]

Sin you gonna join us online for some free roam fun tonight or something? We don't have to do races or anything if you don't want. We can do those missions, they rank up and get more money for us apparently.

[SJ]

u said that earlier :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

I was going to jump online until you were sayin shit about it acting up again :jj:

[SJ]

it's working again fine for me

[SJ]

and I have a bounty on me :jj:

it does go away after 1 game day too btw and you get an achievement

[SJ]

that mission where the kid drugs you is the fucking best :rofl:

[PissJug]

that mission where the kid drugs you is the fucking best :rofl:

do you wake up with a greased up bhole

[SJ]

do you wake up with a greased up bhole
aliens kidnap you and you free fall while you're tripping balls and fuck - the visual effects are a trip and the audio is really cool...

[SJ]

and yeah you wake up pretty much naked so....

[SJ]

http://acidcow.com/pics/20131007/acid_picdump_07.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/7JpGVsB.png

Hmm I wonder "whats wrong with her this time"? :jj:

[SJ]

:rofl:

[SJ]

only 529 to repair...

good deal

[Dan Blaze]

Pisses me off how much cheaper some car mods are in storymode :jj:

[SJ]

storymode is too quick...

I feel like I could finish that game in a weekend if I tried. I don't like that.

It took forever for finish the old ones

[SJ]

uh

they added crate drops to the game

random crates?

[Dan Blaze]

uh

they added crate drops to the game

random crates?

Crates of food for the survivors of the apocalypse, duh.

Just got done flying around in a helicopter for a bit hitting up stores, only ended when I couldn't get away from the cops as I started getting 4 stars instantly when I was shooting the storekeepers instead of 3. I think if you go on a "spree" they start getting "wise" to it. Still netted 6k and had fun learning how to use the helicopters a bit better :D

[Dan Blaze]

So I'm being told we should do Lester's missions. Apparently there is a fucking jet heist mission. I think we could have some real fucking fun with that :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Here is the most expensive apartment in the game, same floor layout as the 200k ones apparently but pretty badass.

GTA: Online - Showcasing the Most Expensive Property - YouTube

[Dan Blaze]

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/articles/511682/20131006/gta-online-glitch-found-boost-cash-character.htm
A fan of Grand Theft Auto Online (GTA) has revealed an in-game method of boosting a player's cash reserve and RP in the popular multiplayer game.


Rockstar, GTA developer, had discontinued the cash packs last week. Fortunately for players, a new video has demonstrated how one can earn $9000 and rank up the RP within 90 seconds by repeatedly playing a mission.

The video states that player would need to complete the 15th mission called Violent Duct. A gamer can start a mission by eliminating the enemies, swindling drugs from a target person and reaching the destination (character named Gerlrd) via motorbike, within two minutes. After completing the mission, the gamer is rewarded with $9000 and some RP.

The video suggests gamers to use a shotgun for better aiming. The "Easy" and "Normal" difficulty level can be used for earning money and the "Hard" level can be used for boosting the RP. The duration of the game, however, depends on the skill level of the player, according to Max Level website.

From the site referenced:

QUICK GUIDE:

Required Level: 15 (Only needed for one person in group)
Contact: Gerald (Call him for mission, delete any that is not “Violent Duct” and recall in about 2 minutes)
Mission: Violent Duct
Preferred Weapon: Shotgun (Easier with assisted aiming)
Difficulty: EASY or HARD (EASY if you are trying to get money, HARD for RP bonus. NORMAL does not matter and give same rewards as EASY)
Time: 2 minutes or less depends on skill level
So basically if playing with one other person. have one approach left and one approach right and start blasting with shotguns. Then sweep around and kill Coke dealer. Use motorcycle to escape to the right and return to Gerald while other person takes out van.

edit:

tried this mission out, it is really easy. 9 grand payout.

[Dan Blaze]

Zombie says he lost his character, shows he is back down to lvl 3. Shit is pretty lame. Apparently if it "deletes" your guy check on the site to see if they still show up, if so don't overwrite the slot and there is a chance it will "restore".

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:haha:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

online is all jacked again fucking thing sucks. At least the story mode is really good since the online is garbage

[Dan Blaze]

online is all jacked again fucking thing sucks. At least the story mode is really good since the online is garbage

Weird, I've not had any problems other than the cloud servers being down a bit since I got through the parking lot of death luckily.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

it froze up on me twice so far today had to exit to the home screen

[Dan Blaze]

Hell the fuck yea, bought a beach cruiser for 800 since I couldn't find any on the beach or in the hood. Pimpin the fuck out now :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/SrVvTyf.png

[Dan Blaze]

:rofl: they disabled mission replays on that mission, have to call up gerald to get the duct mission randomly now.. Luckily it is only a 2 minute timer :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

invite me to yo game

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

You motherfuckers are really gonna make me buy an Xbox 360 aren't you?

[Dan Blaze]

invite me to yo game

It is a friend session you should've been able to just join at will, but I'll invite you :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

You motherfuckers are really gonna make me buy an Xbox 360 aren't you?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzcgchzji1qcb4zvo1_500.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

It is a friend session you should've been able to just join at will, but I'll invite you :jj:
wouldnt let me

[SJ]

sup playas

[SJ]

You motherfuckers are really gonna make me buy an Xbox 360 aren't you?
if you listened to me in the first place you'd already have one ;D

[SJ]

can I get an invite please?

[Dan Blaze]

We're playing with bikes at the park by the beach like a bunch of dorks :jj:

[SJ]

ty dan

on my way as soon as this shit loads

[SJ]

fucking cloud servers are down for me

brb

[SJ]

ok I think I'm on my way now

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

if you listened to me in the first place you'd already have one ;D

What should I expect to pay for a decent used one? I see them on CL for around 75 on the bottom end and 129.00 still in the box (allegedly)
Does HD size matter that much? Also, don't you have to pay to play online, which is hella gay BTW.

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0560/d4K3o0LRkUWDMIeGhcC4rw/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4861/mDt4M8OrY0O5zJtfia1iIA/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9426/6Vl9bV4jz0mEq_GZF1W--A/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9021/JkvV9g3-sk67R0yNxrTJJA/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5039/uEYTo7i490K8uuK1StSA2A/0_0.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/OeXpIAQ.jpg
Sin gettin air

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5537/kQ0n-cukfEOkJxtFRiJ0eg/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3819/-Aqxd-tMiUOVanpjPeUx8g/0_0.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

Borderwatching with SJ:
http://i.imgur.com/CSXgYCx.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

http://imgur.com/a/34ywI#0

http://i.imgur.com/hSpH2mt.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/20131007_232949_zpsc3fed0ab.jpg

[SJ]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/20131007_232949_zpsc3fed0ab.jpg
Good Times :jj:

[SJ]

look at those legs

*whistles*

[Dan Blaze]

Who wears short shorts? SIN WEARS SHORT SHORTS! :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Love this filter when you're spectating:

http://i.imgur.com/0DmzDd9.png

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/n0LkoJX.png

Interesting new message when connecting to GTA Online.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

look at those legs

*whistles*

Who wears short shorts? SIN WEARS SHORT SHORTS! :jj:

You assholes shot up the store before I was done shopping :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

You assholes shot up the store before I was done shopping :jj:

Hey once that bitch wouldn't let me shop she was askin for it :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Went ahead and bought the 230k apartment on Alta St.

It is pretty baller.

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/k36HcYl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TSUvDh7.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/Nr9OLfg.png

[Ken Masters]

ftr I was shopping at the time too and Dan shot the clerk

oh shit you bought the apartment?

[Dan Blaze]

Yeah I got on to just fuck around a bit and suddenly realized I had banked enough to get one of the Alta St. apartments so I figured why not. After some shootin and runnin I've worked my way back up to 20k again so I'm not totally broke at least.

Oh side note: As I had mentioned when you go to buy an apartment it will give you money back, I got half the 25k I put in that garage back towards my apartment at time of purchase. Let me buy it even though I was just below the price since I had the garage on hand still.

[Dan Blaze]

Also forgot to mention I figured something out with the logos, There is a color that is just a white box with a / through it on the crew emblem editor, that will allow you to have a transparent background for your image.

[Ken Masters]

shit I like my garage though lol

[Ken Masters]

Also forgot to mention I figured something out with the logos, There is a color that is just a white box with a / through it on the crew emblem editor, that will allow you to have a transparent background for your image.
say wut now?

going to have to remake the bootlip emblems

[Ken Masters]

so is there an apartment with a balcony so you can cap people?

[Dan Blaze]

Yeah when you go to edit your emblem there are a set of colors on the left side, the bottom box is your background color, click it to set it, and click the box with the red /. It will make the background transparent.

I too liked that garage location, but the alta and del perro spots are pretty good locations.

Here are a list of the apartments and their costs:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/617422-list-of-apartments/

[Ken Masters]

that apartment is very post modern

is there anything with some old english charm?

[Dan Blaze]

so is there an apartment with a balcony so you can cap people?

Not that I know of, but there sure fucking should be :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

that apartment is very post modern

is there anything with some old english charm?

All the ones I've seen are this same kind of style :\

Hopefully they unlock a bit of customization or something for these places, seems like it would be really easy to add in some Saints Row 2-esque crib customizations.

[Ken Masters]

fun fact

if you sing in the shower you get experience

[Dan Blaze]

One neat touch is if you're a guy, the closet is half full, but female characters' closets are slap full of clothing and shoes apparently :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/17Yfl3q.png

Shot from outside the building.

[Ken Masters]

such a fancy dresser

[Ken Masters]

I'll be online after dinner in about 15

[Dan Blaze]

such a fancy dresser

:jj: Doesn't feel right to "thug it up" when you have a damn top floor apartment and stuff. That is one complaint I have about the game for sure, there is a stupid lack of proper suit pants and coats, no just BLACK pants to go with suit coats, most of the jeans are sagging or look like outright shit. Some really bleh textures on them. I get the reasoning behind some of it, but how do you not just have dark black standard pants, no weird wrinkles, no sag, just some pants?

I'll be online after dinner in about 15

Cool :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Jay Rock - Hood Gone Love It (Feat. Kendrick Lamar) [GTA 5 Franklin Trailer Full Song] - YouTube

:lowrider:

[Dan Blaze]

That was the line I was referencing the other night that cracked me up :jj:

[SJ]

I'm on

[SJ]

joining your session dan

[SJ]

your session is full

of cum

[Dan Blaze]

your session is full

of cum

Guess Xbox live doesn't think you're my friend :jj:

[SJ]

are you in a solo world or the regular one?

[SJ]

send me an invite yo

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I got the whole forum bumpin :lowrider:

[Dan Blaze]

Blah brb, real life bullshit. Got one of those crates btw, had an SMG and 100 RP in it :jj:

[SJ]

I invited you to a party chat dan

[SJ]

who deleted all the awesome tags in this thread?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

cant only mods delete tags?

[SJ]

no the tag maker can too I think

[SJ]

I can't see chob deleting tags

I can't see spaz doing anything mod related :jj:

[SJ]

this game is highly unrealistic for one reason

you never charge your smart phone

[SJ]

ok I'm completely done with this fucking open mode

[Dan Blaze]

this game is highly unrealistic for one reason

you never charge your smart phone

That is why time speeds up sometimes between missions and day goes to night, it is really just you waiting around for your dead phone to charge so you can get more missions and shit :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ok I'm completely done with this fucking open mode
huh??

[SJ]

just running around with no friends is fucking gay and pisses me off cause everyone just wants to shoot you and no one joins matches

it's fucking stupid

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9945/9ixO0OLiQUG7ZetA-a-cZw/0_0.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9632/rsCJ9kx2kk2lc1qYwAr_oA/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9745/j4vzpUok9kmB4pbNl-y5jg/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4395/dMwCNuiDjE-CBr5f6sUkSQ/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

glitches?

no not in GTA

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1193/3ykEb1NHTES2uWANA8c9Zw/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3787/U9LIX5nD7UKP8D9pXee41Q/0_0.jpg

[SJ]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5262/NaMw15J6WkuhIbySwgOjrA/0_0.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

Another night of gangland fun:

http://i.imgur.com/J1Mw5NBh.png

http://i.imgur.com/LRqNiT4h.png

http://i.imgur.com/Hxfzv80h.png

http://i.imgur.com/EDPPFcMh.png

http://i.imgur.com/vm0kWgOh.png

http://i.imgur.com/DvIejX9h.png

http://i.imgur.com/JMnKtEch.png

http://i.imgur.com/3DxkScQ.jpg
(still no idea if this is supposed to be a fruit bowl/scale with an iFruit dock or what :jj:)

http://i.imgur.com/P7u18gM.jpg
Sin does not like balancing cars.

[Dan Blaze]

GTA Online 1.03 Patch notes:

Fixes an issue where temporary characters were overwriting main characters.

Fixes an issue where players were losing apartments and the money they spent on them.

[Ski Lo]

I might break down and buy this game today.


I can sell one of my dogs I guess.

[PissJug]

who deleted all the awesome tags in this thread?

:ninja:

it was all Sega mark tags. seemed out of place in a GTA thread. i was probably gimmicked up when i posted those

[PissJug]

those horrible Mad Catz guys are putting a system out :jj:

http://assets1.ignimgs.com/vid/thumbnails/user/2013/06/07/Mojo_060713_1280.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

Dead Trigger? Must be another Android based console. Probably will have a terrible controller like the ouya did.

I have an Asus TF201 that I love so I'm all for more android stuff but the few android consoles that have come out have not been all that good. They all try to slap some weird UI over the standard android rom.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:ninja:

it was all Sega mark tags. seemed out of place in a GTA thread. i was probably gimmicked up when i posted those
:taff:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Keeping it G ain't nuttin, you ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it:lowrider:

[PissJug]

woke up quick, at about noon, just thought that i had to be in Compton soon

[SJ]

:ninja:

it was all Sega mark tags. seemed out of place in a GTA thread. i was probably gimmicked up when i posted those
that's why I liked them :jj:

[SJ]

and if you were gimmicked up

holy fuck son what the fuck were you on today? :jj:

[SJ]

Awesome pictures Dan

I like how you guys were stunting and caught my bounty notification in the screen shot :jj: nice touch

also - the subtitles with me jerking off to the TV - very cool :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Awesome pictures Dan

I like how you guys were stunting and caught my bounty notification in the screen shot :jj: nice touch

also - the subtitles with me jerking off to the TV - very cool :jj:

:jj:

My favorite pictures are the ones with the filter though, that news channel one is great.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I emailed Rockstar to complain that there are to many races in online mode and they told me i dont have to like it because apparently the hood loves it.

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/b1aV4CQ.gif

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito - YouTube

[SJ]

anyone gaming?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i may never play again

[PissJug]

and if you were gimmicked up

holy fuck son what the fuck were you on today? :jj:

i'm a tagger bro

[Dan Blaze]

i may never play again

Darth Vader NO! - YouTube

[Dan Blaze]

I'm feeling like crap, not sure I'd be much help tonight :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i might get on for a bit soon

[SJ]

i may never play again
can I have your shorts?

[Dan Blaze]

:haha:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

can I have your shorts?
:haha: you aint got the legs for it son

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

wtf all my money is gone i got 1grand now :mad:

[SJ]

I once had a calve off with Spice ;D

[SJ]

wtf all my money is gone i got 1grand now :mad:
lol wut

[Dan Blaze]

That is fucking bullshit! :(

[Dan Blaze]

Apparently if we can get to level 75 there is a good mission for money. Get grinding SJ :jj:

[PissJug]

i keep it trill at lvl 3

[Dan Blaze]

i keep it trill at lvl 3

Hey they don't have to like it but the hood gonna love it.

[Dan Blaze]

This is PJ in GTA 5:

Pu**y Too Hot - Dirt Nasty [Official Music Video] - YouTube

[PissJug]

dirty nasty don't ask me whats neato
while i'm shittin on the track like wacka flacka seagulls

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

found another 9 grand mission thats really easy but it takes a few minutes to do

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/20131009_224850_zps2119df18.jpg

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

They fixed the money glitch :bigcry:

[Dan Blaze]

They took out quick restart apparently... (the r-trigger after a mission thing.) Rockstar is really beginning to really irk me with this shit.

[Dan Blaze]

Not getting any money at all from solo races now either..

[Dan Blaze]

Can't solo race to unlock parts anymore either... God damnit Rockstar :jj:

At least on that situation we can do like the airport track that is quite honestly less than a minute long on one lap and lose to each other on purpose if we really need a certain upgrade I guess :(

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/MTdlrRS.png

Fancy :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Wow that's so fucking gay. I can't win any races how am I suppose to win 40 to unlock shit...

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I'm very close to just completing story mode and going back to playing games on steam. They completely ruined the online

[Dan Blaze]

:(

I hate to cheese it but at least I can second place it for you on some short races so you can get whatever unlocks you want. I just don't really get what the point of some of these changes are when your game still has outstanding issues that are fucking with people. Fix those FIRST, then worry about whatever we're doing to get some extra cash in between losing 20k just for fucking around a bit.

[Dan Blaze]

All in all I really enjoy the online which is why it sucks it is marred by such dumb shit.

[Dan Blaze]

Singing in the shower works outside of a party, so I guess that is why we couldn't do it last night :rofl:

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/4SWIJTA.png

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

There making it so your 100% fucked if you don't buy a cash pack

[Dan Blaze]

There making it so your 100% fucked if you don't buy a cash pack

Sadly that seems like it..



http://i.imgur.com/p6HuLSh.png
http://i.imgur.com/WE3R42B.png
http://i.imgur.com/DBQW8aa.png
http://i.imgur.com/M3usXOW.png

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:haha:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

soon everything will be almost impossible to unlock and i bet every mission will pay almost nothing. You will either have to buy a cash card or grind for months to get anything at all

[PissJug]

can you play golf?

[Dan Blaze]

can you play golf?

Yep, and tennis, and arm wrestle. You really need to hang out with us online tonight :D

[Dan Blaze]

Just so you guys know, I changed my gamertag. Now I'm dapper like sin.

name is [redacted] :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Sweet now we will look even cooler in are fancy suits

[Dan Blaze]

:brofist:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Sj i demand to be made commissioner of the bootlip gang

[PissJug]

you niggas got suits?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

yea

[Chob]

http://i.imgur.com/MTdlrRS.png

Fancy :jj:
Oh cool, they made Spice playable. :jj:

[SJ]

Oh cool, they made Spice playable. :jj:
not even joking

you should see PJ's character then - looks just like wigger spice

[SJ]

Hey friendly reminder

don't forget to help prevent character loss ok guys?

this is serious

[Dan Blaze]

Nah spice would be on a faggio and be much lankier :jj:

[SJ]

Nah spice would be on a faggio and be much lankier :jj:
but he has the frosted tip mini dreds

[Dan Blaze]

Hey friendly reminder

don't forget to help prevent character loss ok guys?

this is serious

You don't have to like character loss prevention but the hood gonna love it.

[SJ]

to be honest if we were the rogue warriors we'd have to all ride faggio's

[SJ]

You don't have to like character loss prevention but the hood gonna love it.
Are you suffering from character loss?

been a victim of a characterless crime?


our team of lawyers are standing by to help you now

[Chob]

not even joking

you should see PJ's character then - looks just like wigger spice
Man, he really does miss the show more than me. :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Logan and Logan are here for YOU. :jj:

[Chob]

Hello, this is John Morgan.

Are you suffering from character loss?

been a victim of a characterless crime?


our team of lawyers are standing by to help you now
Fixed.

[Chob]

Logan and Logan are here for YOU. :jj:
GOD DAMN IT. :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

:jj:

:brofist:

[SJ]

I think I have a problem

I was thinking about places to fuck around in GTA V while I was working today :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

You don't have to like character loss prevention but the hood gonna love it.

:haha: :taff::braff::bane:

[Dan Blaze]

I think I have a problem

I was thinking about places to fuck around in GTA V while I was working today :jj:

As long as you don't end up beating random pedestrians on the way home I think you'll be ok.

[SJ]

whoops

[Dan Blaze]

Oh well, just hide in this alley, it will be fine SJ :jj:

[SJ]

I was under the over pass

[SJ]

just got 1400 exp for a race

[SJ]

party all the time

[Dan Blaze]

Eddie Murphy's girlfriend jobbed him out. :jj:

[SJ]

are you sure you want to launch this mission on your own?


yes :(

[SJ]

fuck this

you can't beat missions by yourself

[SJ]

FUCK OFF LOST CUNTS

[SJ]

I quit

[Dan Blaze]

Let me guess, the trevor mission where he sends you around the lake to get meth. If so, fucking fuck those guys by the dock :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

the lester mission were you need to blow up cop cars is impossible

[Dan Blaze]

the lester mission were you need to blow up cop cars is impossible

The one with the armored car? It is fucking suicide solo. Gimme a minute to finish up with some real life nonsense and we can shoot people in their faces.

[SJ]

failed that one and one for Ron...

bullshit

[SJ]

The Rockstar social club now has the online stats up for your character and the Crew stats - some interesting shit there :jj:

check it out.

[Dan Blaze]

Apologies for that quick exit last night SJ :jj:

Kiddo got up and was not in a good mood at all.

[SJ]

hey no problems

life happens

[SJ]

I ended up racing till 3 and got pissed off and quit :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

I ended up racing till 3 and got pissed off and quit :jj:

Sounds about par for the course. Usually what ends up happening to me is I get sick of people purposely putting everyone into walls and poles. Tends to get boring after the first hundred times. :jj:

[SJ]

Sounds about par for the course. Usually what ends up happening to me is I get sick of people purposely putting everyone into walls and poles. Tends to get boring after the first hundred times. :jj:
my complaint was that and people only racing against me

like 1 on 1

not as rewarding

I won a big race against like 8 people and won a shitload of cash and exp

[SJ]

So my character loaded again wearing the mask and the helmet

[SJ]

racing is fucking stupid now with the broken ass custom shit

[Dan Blaze]

my complaint was that and people only racing against me

like 1 on 1

not as rewarding

I won a big race against like 8 people and won a shitload of cash and exp

Yeah I had a good group going for a bit who were just having fun and racing, was like 8 people for 3-4 races, didn't matter if I won I was getting decent payouts and having fun. Also helps to do those offroad races it seems, they are far less punishing (to me at least.)

[Dan Blaze]

So my character loaded again wearing the mask and the helmet

:jj:

I consider that a feature.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

free money coming soon


If you've played GTA Online over the last few days, you might have noticed that things feel a bit better than when the multiplayer portion of GTA V first opened its doors. It takes patience to stick around during a launch as creaky as the one GTA Online had. So Rockstar wants to say thank you by throwing wads of in-game cash at players logging in during the service's first month. $500,000 pays for a lot of lapdances. P

Starting as early as next week, Rockstar will be depositing half of the $500,000 amount into players' bank accounts. P

You must play or have played Grand Theft Auto Online at any time during the month of October 2013 in order to qualify for the GTA$500,000 deposit in your in-game bank account.P
Players will first have to install a forthcoming GTAV title update which we expect to happen next week. That title update (1.04) is expected to fix the remaining instances of issues that have caused vehicle purchase loss and will also enable the functionality through which we’ll be providing this GTA$ stimulus cash to players.P
We will announce at the Rockstar Newswire when each deposit is made.P
Each of the two GTA$250,000 deposits will be made by Rockstar and should automatically appear in the in-game GTA Online bank accounts of eligible players. Beyond downloading the forthcoming title update mentioned above, there should not be any additional special action required by eligible players to redeem.P
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[Dan Blaze]

Interesting, seems weird to flood the market across the board like that, but it will make for some fun times in open games for sure :jj: APARTMENTS FOR EVERYBODY! WOOO!

[SJ]

you'll just lose it dying anyways...

better up it to a mil

[SJ]

btw I found a six car garage for 70k

good deal

[SJ]

Yeah I had a good group going for a bit who were just having fun and racing, was like 8 people for 3-4 races, didn't matter if I won I was getting decent payouts and having fun. Also helps to do those offroad races it seems, they are far less punishing (to me at least.)
yeah we fucked over the asshole making custom races by all voting for a dirtbike race :jj:

he lost - I won ;D

[SJ]

BTW I'm looking for a co-pilot to help me win rally races

all you need is a headset - you don't have to race, just tell me where the fuck I'm going (driver has no map HUD)

[Dan Blaze]

btw I found a six car garage for 70k

good deal

Not really, for a bit more you get a apartment WITH a 6 car garage :jj:

[PissJug]

i checked out the Rockstar Social Club and it has me at level 1 with dog piss jones for exp and score. 35 mins playtime. fuck this game :getsome:

[SJ]

Not really, for a bit more you get a apartment WITH a 6 car garage :jj:
less fees

think of the savings

I can shower at your place

[SJ]

i checked out the Rockstar Social Club and it has me at level 1 with dog piss jones for exp and score. 35 mins playtime. fuck this game :getsome:
get online cracka

[SJ]

well with another 2 hours time in the editor I should be able to make our crew emblem Homer Simpson

[Dan Blaze]

less fees

think of the savings

I can shower at your place

Not after what you did last time! I'm still cleaning blood off the walls... :jj:

[SJ]

I'll send you some foaming bubbles shower cleaner

[Dan Blaze]

If you're not going to get an apartment might as well try for a 10 car and hope it has a bike rack for free 3 slots :jj:

[SJ]

I'm just saving...

dunno what I'll get yet

just trying to bank some cash right now

[SJ]

this bullshit is extremely frustrating

[SJ]

play co op and this cunt won't drive or shoot

[SJ]

and then the game locks up

fuck off

[Dan Blaze]

I'm just saving...

dunno what I'll get yet

just trying to bank some cash right now

Yeah I can understand that. Was only mentioning the bike rack thing because the bikes are so fun :jj:

[PissJug]

well with another 2 hours time in the editor I should be able to make our crew emblem Homer Simpson

can you make it Jon Taffer instead?

[Dan Blaze]

PJ if your character really didn't save right let us know jump in a session with us sometime we'll get you leveled up again real quick. :D

[SJ]

can you make it Jon Taffer instead?
in two months, probably not :jj:

[SJ]

Yeah I can understand that. Was only mentioning the bike rack thing because the bikes are so fun :jj:
I'm trying to get the trevor missions open again

they opened and then went away

[SJ]

Drinking and driving friday night race special

[PissJug]

PJ if your character really didn't save right let us know jump in a session with us sometime we'll get you leveled up again real quick. :D

i was only level 3 but dammit i earned it :colbert:

i'll probably get on tonight

[Dan Blaze]

I'll be getting online in a bit, finishing up real life stuff as per usual :jj:

[SJ]

Hurry Up :jj:

[SJ]

Closed friend session is open - join my game yo

[Dan Blaze]

story mode dan?

STORY MODE?

I jump in story mode to start the session first, so I don't have to deal with pubbies.

[SJ]

join my shit

[SJ]

invites away

[Dan Blaze]

Closed friend session is open - join my game yo

My game has yet to actually launch properly, i have an old 360 and sometimes it fucks up reading on launch, have to repeat it like 3 times then it works fine :jj:

Gonna replace the drive but I really never used the thing much so I didn't care. It has to do with the magnet lock on the drive itself.

[Dan Blaze]

Where the fuck are Sin and PJ? Jeez you slackers! :jj: