Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread January 2-11, 2013

[The Butler]

Welcome to LIVE radio in 2013 bishes.

[ch3cooh]

TITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :colinlite:

Happy 2013 King Bubba!

[ch3cooh]

6EamsxzKKB0

[The Butler]

"It gone".

[Chob]

He's stealing Stern's gimmick? :burke:

[1c]

:beer2:
Sup plizayas?

[1c]

Who's the 3rd dude?

[ch3cooh]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyellow?

Ray Lewis says he's retiring after this season

[1c]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyellow?

Ray Lewis says he's retiring after this season

Double Murder had a good run, Poll on ESPN.com right now, Who was better, Him or Taylor? It's 51/49 Taylor, What say you?

[SJ]

He's stealing Stern's gimmick? :burke:
only working 3 days a week aka "the bubba" schedule? ;D

[1c]

Shannon looks good in that pic, Colin looks young but fat as fuck.

[Chob]

Oh man how I wish Jack's phone would stop working tomorrow.

[Chob]

"Beat me." I'm sorry Rick, did I miss you actually playing in said game? :rolleyes:

[Chob]

I was half expecting "la la la la ha ha" when this kicked in.

[The Butler]

FBI background checks for gun purchases were up last month 50% over December 2011.

[Chob]

FBI background checks for gun purchases were up last month 50% over December 2011.
If I was a gun shop owner I'd be loving Obama right now. :jj:

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps! What is this place coming to when a gov dude makes threads? :thud

:beer2:

[Chob]

Afternoon peeps! What is this place coming to when a gov dude makes threads? :thud

:beer2:
He's gotta do something.

[milkman]

He's gotta do something.

Bout time he earns his keep! :jj:

[The Butler]

These beers aren't going to drink themselves.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Cool i have my own smiley section

[milkman]

Man, about 10 this morning, my alc level hit dangerously low! Thought I wwas gonna have to run to 7-11! :jj:

:beer2:

[1c]

These beers aren't going to drink themselves.

You got's a job to do. Get er done.

[Chob]

Cool i have my own smiley section
Yeah, SJ reorganized the smilies.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Yeah, SJ reorganized the smilies.

it seems easier to find stuff now i also like the Site Related category

[1c]

it seems easier to find stuff now i also like the Site Related category

Cool addition:
:shutupmilk: :jj:

[Chob]

it seems easier to find stuff now i also like the Site Related category
It was a clusterfuck.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

it wasn't that bad but its pretty nice now

[1c]

Burkes wearing a kilt for his wedding? Hella gay.

[The Butler]

Burkes wearing a kilt for his wedding? Hella gay.

With a yarmulke.

[1c]

With a yarmulke.

Not 1c approved.

[milkman]

Not 1c approved.

Nope, you wouldn't even disguise ur skirt as a kilt! :jj:

[1c]

Nope, you wouldn't even disguise ur skirt as a kilt! :jj:

:shutupmilk:

[Chob]

No elder abuse? Better not respond to milk and Butler anymore. :jj:

[milkman]

Gonna report ur ass! :getsome:

[The Butler]

No elder abuse? Better not respond to milk and Butler anymore. :jj:

http://www.kingbubba.com/forums/images/btls/newbuttons/report.gif

[Chob]

PA Printworks is great. Especially how they use people's photoshop work without permission.

[Lerch]

Hey. :drinkup:

[NeTaS]

Milks Favorite Guest :jj:

[Lerch]

Imagine how fucked up Charlie sounded while high.

[Lerch]

This would be an awesome bit: ill taste test cola products out of a woman's pussy. :colin:

[milkman]

Milks Favorite Guest :jj:

And through all this..still can't stand him! :jj:

Sup Dude!

[Chob]

He's moving up in the douchebag hanger on world.

[milkman]

before you know it, he'll be doin blow off Charlie Sheens cock! :jj:

[NeTaS]

chillin busy day today

[Lerch]

Saved by sbs and Canada? Inconceiveable!

[milkman]

Damn, them Colorado dudes are stoopid if they pay $30 just to go to a place to smoke their own weed. :nuts:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i just broke the swifer mop thing again this is like the third one i broke in the past few months my wife is gonna be pissed :braff:

[milkman]

What are you doing Sin, riding it around like a witch? :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

dude these fucking swiffer things are made of cheap ass plastic when ever i use one i end up snapping it in half. this time the handle snapped off but i taped it back on for now

[The Butler]

Space jump

[Chob]

dude these fucking swiffer things are made of cheap ass plastic when ever i use one i end up snapping it in half. this time the handle snapped off but i taped it back on for now
What the hell are you doing to those things?

[NeTaS]

he is a brute, don't know his own strength :colinlite:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

What the hell are you doing to those things?

i clean pretty extreme bro these products cant hold up to my mighty cleaning power

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i trained under http://media.mrclean.com/en_US/common/images/mrClean_CS_MrClean_logo.png

[milkman]

i clean pretty extreme bro these products cant hold up to my mighty cleaning power

Wife has you trained, but she might need to give you some remedial training! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

her cousin is coming to stay with us for a week so i have to clean my Fortress

[SJ]

Cool i have my own smiley section
needs filling up :jj:

[milkman]

Her cousin? Why isn't she cleaning? Damn you are whipped! :jj:

[SJ]

i trained under http://media.mrclean.com/en_US/common/images/mrClean_CS_MrClean_logo.png
you're a creepy guy who hangs out in woman's bathrooms?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

needs filling up :jj:

dont wory ill make many many more i have a lot of ideas i just keep playing boarderlands in my free time now

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Her cousin? Why isn't she cleaning? Damn you are whipped! :jj:

she cleaned the upstairs while i slept all day yesterday :bane: i can at least clean my room and my bathroom

[SJ]

dont wory ill make many many more i have a lot of ideas i just keep playing boarderlands in my free time now
you get the 2nd downloadable content yet?

I found an awesome way to make a shitload of cash

[Ski Lo]

I had no idea there was a show today...




Reading Rainbow!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you get the 2nd downloadable content yet?

I found an awesome way to make a shitload of cash

yea i downloaded it just have not played it yet i still need to get through the pirate deal

[SJ]

yea i downloaded it just have not played it yet i still need to get through the pirate deal
same... I haven't played it (that area) since you were last on

[Chob]

dont wory ill make many many more i have a lot of ideas i just keep playing boarderlands in my free time now
I have one for you if you want.

[milkman]

I had no idea

You don't say? :bigthink:

:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I have one for you if you want.

indeed i do

[Chob]

I like the bumper music, classing up the joint.

[Ski Lo]

You don't say? :bigthink:

:jj:

:florida:

[milkman]

Now Sean Ras is gonna act like he knows everything that is going down! :rolleyes:

[Chob]

Now Sean Ras is gonna act like he knows everything that is going down! :rolleyes:
No one on this site would ever act like that. :whistle:

[milkman]

No one on this site would ever act like that. :whistle:

Not at his level! :D

[Chob]

Not at his level! :D
I'd like to get into this further, but they'll be showing up to lock me up for elder abuse any minute. :sofa:

[milkman]

I'd like to get into this further, but they'll be showing up to lock me up for elder abuse any minute. :sofa:

Oh, please do!

[Chob]

Oh, please do!
The black helicopters are circling above. I need to lay low.

[Chob]

Shannon magically believes in conspiracies when Hillary Clinton is involved. :burke:

[milkman]

What a fuckin scam this Hilary Benghazi deal is! Treasonous! :getsome:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

best buy is pissing me off there suppose to have my order for pickup today but all there telling me is the transfer status is requested?? wtf does that even mean

[milkman]

Shannon magically believes in conspiracies when Hillary Clinton is involved. :burke:

But this isn't really a conspiracy! It is plain as day, but they know American's are so stoopid they buy it! :jj:

[Spaz]

:tin:

[milkman]

Sup Spaz!

[Spaz]

Sup Spaz!

Yo !

[RS]

boy, Shan sure does like to use the term "jack booted thugs."

[Chob]

boy, Shan sure does like to use the term "jack booted thugs."
I figured he was doing it ironically.

[Chob]

:tin:
Nice sig.

[Spaz]

Nice sig.

:smug:

[SJ]

werd

[The Butler]

Titty.

[SJ]

riveting

[NeTaS]

annon has released all these video's and a hell of a dump of info on this

[The Butler]

annon has released all these video's and a hell of a dump of info on this

Been quite the story since August around here. Anon really ramped it up.

[RS]

this guy is boring.

[NeTaS]

Hella

[SJ]

Hella
O_O

hella gay

[RS]

Been quite the story since August around here. Anon really ramped it up.

I'm assuming you are referring to that group of h.s. fb players that raped that girl (missed it if this was on the show earlier).

I love how the idiot webmaster of the site that was hacked refers to Anon as "terrorists."

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

yes the free release of information is terrorism :smug:

[milkman]

Shannon saying SS is a great broadcaster..bwahahaha!!

[Ski Lo]

HEY fUCKERS...:wave:



Did they bring up the kat Williams thing yet?

[Chob]

Shannon saying SS is a great broadcaster..bwahahaha!!
Just tuned in. Glad to hear he's bringing the funny today. :burke:

[Chob]

What fucking school made the Hobbit required reading?

[The Butler]

Shando stole SJ's Chobbles gimmick.

[milkman]

Except Shando has an audience that actually hears it! :jj:

[Chob]

Except Shando has an audience that actually hears it! :jj:
:brofist:

[RS]

sweet, it's "Shannon Reads Articles From The Drudge Report" time!

[Chob]

Bunch of biters. Honestly if anyone has the rights to it it's Sam Simon having been involved in the Simpsons and the creation of Comic Book Guy.

[Chob]

Dredd is out on Blu-Ray Tuesday. :woot:

[milkman]

hahaha, play Stairway to Heaven as they're about to put you under! :jj:

[Chob]

:jj: Enter Sandman would work.

[RS]

The End

[Ski Lo]

Guess they didn't bring up the Kat Williams thing.

Thank's fellas...:wave2:

[Chob]

The End
Even better.
Guess they didn't bring up the Kat Williams thing.

Thank's fellas...:wave2:
I missed the first hour. They ignore my questions all the time, don't feel bad. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Even better.

I missed the first hour. They ignore my questions all the time, don't feel bad. :jj:

Can't soar w/ the Eagles when your flying w/ turkeys I guess...:jj:

[milkman]

Can't soar w/ the Eagles when your flying w/ turkeys I guess...:jj:

Ur Eagles just fell out of the nest this season! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

I'm gonna go walk the dogs for the break...BRB

[milkman]

NY Middle school on lockdown after reports of stranger with a gun.

[NeTaS]

where you see that milk?

[milkman]

On fox news.

[NeTaS]

cool thanks ;D

[SJ]

Bunch of biters. Honestly if anyone has the rights to it it's Sam Simon having been involved in the Simpsons and the creation of Comic Book Guy.
comic book guy does not have a retainer lisp

[Chob]

comic book guy does not have a retainer lisp
But he was the genesis of the voice.

[Chob]

Why can't people be more creative and come up with something new, like Spaz's drunken Spice Girl voice.

[Chob]

Holy fuck I hate that bumper song. Good thing he cut it off.

[NeTaS]

radioio brings you more :jj: that was the 2012 promo huh

[Chob]

radioio brings you more :jj: that was the 2012 promo huh
:facepalm:

[milkman]

radioio brings you more :jj: that was the 2012 promo huh

They'll update it by jun or so! :lol:

[Chob]

Jack Cates in studio? Who asked for this?

Also it's nice to here someone who cares what the listeners think about the time off. Shannon has put in the grunt work over the last year. Let him enjoy his honeymoon.

[Ski Lo]

Any Reid going to the Chiefs...Good...Stay over there in the AFC..

[Chob]

Jewish traditions? Like what, fucking through a hole in a sheet? :burke:

[milkman]

Jack Cates in studio? Who asked for this?

Also it's nice to here someone who cares what the listeners think about the time off.

Yep, as opposed to calling listeners cocksuckers for EVER questioning how much time off a host takes! :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i just ate a massive hamburger and equally massive cheese fry :stuffed:

[milkman]

i just ate a massive hamburger and equally massive cheese fry :stuffed:

Just one massive cheese fry? I think that's called a baked potato!! :jj:

[Chob]

i just ate a massive hamburger and equally massive cheese fry :stuffed:
Living the dream, huh?

[Chob]

"Apparently they love human dick." :jj:

[Chob]

Oh god that fucking guy. One of the most disturbing interviews I've ever heard.

[milkman]

Yeah, that was disturbing Chobbles! Dude should have been drowned and made into chum!

[Chob]

Neigh means neigh.

[milkman]

:haha:

[RS]

Jewish traditions? Like what, fucking through a hole in a sheet? :burke:

you know that's just a myth right?

[Ski Lo]

Ohh.....The old dock time switch a roo....

[Chob]

you know that's just a myth right?
Yes, it's still fucking funny.

[Ski Lo]

Clutch - 50,000 Unstoppable Watts - YouTube


:rock:

[Chob]

I can't imagine the kind of shit on those BRN computers.

[NeTaS]

highly protected and encrypted I'm sure :ahha:

[RS]

highly protected and encrypted I'm sure :ahha:

just like Bubba's security cam tapes!

[Ski Lo]

She said...It grew from there...:jj:

[The Butler]

Hey now!

:cheers:

[NeTaS]

why are they listening to this dribble

[RS]

I'm surprised Mr. Hands hasn't been brought up in this bizarre conversation.

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[Ski Lo]

I hate this shit song...

[Ski Lo]

Reading Rainbow should be on deck!

[milkman]

Me too CM/SL, but it is better than Clutch! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

No way MANG!:nuts:

[RS]

gawd damn, two songs to start the break and then ads?

[Ski Lo]

gawd damn, two songs to start the break and then ads?

We gots Reading Rainbow to go yet..

[milkman]

I'm surprised the Valentine Pro Flowers mercial isn't running...still from last year! :lol:

[Ski Lo]

SUCK MY DICK!

[The Butler]

I'm surprised the Valentine Pro Flowers mercial isn't running...still from last year! :lol:

Time to get it in rotation..........'til 4th of July.

[milkman]

And now fuckin parts nerd shit! :suicide:

[Ski Lo]

Whoa Black Betty...AMBER LAMPS....Black Betty!

[milkman]

Time to get it in rotation..........'til 4th of July.

Yeah, we get to hear Bubber tell us how he's used Pro Flowers at least 40 times the last yr, and he just types himself in B-U-B-B-A! :lol:

[RS]

ugh and now tinfoil hatfucker is on.

[Ski Lo]

:tin:

[milkman]

Yes, Ur fav and mine RS! :jj:

[Chob]

I'm going to miss the Stephanie Miller simulcast.

[milkman]

Yeah sure dude..Al Jazeera and Current TV are the only truthful news organizations! What a fuckin retard! :rolleyes:

[Ski Lo]

I so sick of these greedy fucks in Govt....

[milkman]

Imagine that..homicides up 16% in Chicago..with their strict gun control laws! How do these gun laws reduce violence again? :bigthink:

[milkman]

Awww Blind James is in the hospital. Sad, really sad!

[RS]

Imagine that..homicides up 16% in Chicago..with their strict gun control laws! How do these gun laws reduce violence again? :bigthink:

It doesn't matter, it's only the shines and wetbacks killing each other so who cares. Chicago is dangerous in some places, but they are places you would never go to (unless you really want to get some awesome bbq served to you from behind a bulletproof glass window).

[The Butler]

Awww Blind James is in the hospital. Sad, really sad!

Pancreas transplant from BJ in Phoenix?

[Ski Lo]

Awww Blind James is in the hospital. Sad, really sad!

He must have smoked himself silly...:jj:

[milkman]

Pancreas transplant from BJ in Phoenix?

:haha: 2, I said 2 for the price of one! :jj:

[RS]

DAAAAAANCE - YouTube

[milkman]

It doesn't matter, it's only the shines and wetbacks killing each other so who cares. Chicago is dangerous in some places, but they are places you would never go to (unless you really want to get some awesome bbq served to you from behind a bulletproof glass window).

Don't matter..still shows it doesn't matter how many fuckin gun laws they want to implement, it will do nothing to stop violence. Chicago and NY are both prime examples of that!

[Chob]

(unless you really want to get some awesome bbq served to you from behind a bulletproof glass window).
Sounds both delicious and exciting. A real win/win situation. :jj:

[RS]

T-O-P-L-E-S-S.

yeah you'll do it, when you get here you'll do it.

[Chob]

Did this cracker seriously just say that? He's questioning the morality of the calendar? On this show? On this channel? In that studio? With his "boss?"
:lolwut:

[milkman]

hahaha, I'm sorry, Shannon can call this a bad ass "kilt" if he wants. This is a fuckin skirt to me man! :jj:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/imgly_production/6553005/large.jpg

[Chob]

BTW SJ, good call on fixing the lolwut smilie.

[Chob]

hahaha, I'm sorry, Shannon can call this a bad ass "kilt" if he wants. This is a fuckin skirt to me man! :jj:

Too much yellow. Blech.

[milkman]

Sounds both delicious and exciting. A real win/win situation. :jj:

Until you get jacked for your car AND BBQ! :jj:

[Chob]

Until you get jacked for your car AND BBQ! :jj:
Better be some damn good ribs.

[milkman]

Better be some damn good ribs.

Heavenly! :jj:

[milkman]

Man this dude is a tool!

[The Butler]

That is an ugly tartan.

Much better.
http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/2/2b/Blackwatch.jpg

[milkman]

Well, if I was gonna wear a skirt B...that would be much better.

[milkman]

Did Shannon just say Diacos will be live?

[Chob]

The Diacos are a replay tonight right? No use starting a thread for a replay.

[milkman]

Well, at least will be live a few days next week. PJ will be thrilled to know! :jj:

[Chob]

Did Shannon just say Diacos will be live?
Replay I believe.

[milkman]

Not sure Chob, thought Shannon said it is good to see the Diacos, it's been a while, or sumthin like that. I didn't quite catch it.

[Chob]

If it's live, I have a thread queued up.

[ch3cooh]

rick brought a fetching young lady to shannon's wedding. she accidentally said "our apartment" instead of "his apartment" when referring to where rick lives.

expect that to come up when the show comes back

[ch3cooh]

Saw this on dateline and it made me think of Colin.

http://www.iqmediacorp.com/ClipPlayer/default.aspx?ClipID=d9c49b29-4e19-4278-a963-9948bd808b92&PN=bt9sZFac%2bKA%3d

Al Roker gets a gastric bypass, goes to the White House, eats the wrong food, and [colin voice]uh ohhhhhhhhhhh[/colin voice]

[Chob]

Saw this on dateline and it made me think of Colin.

http://www.iqmediacorp.com/ClipPlayer/default.aspx?ClipID=d9c49b29-4e19-4278-a963-9948bd808b92&PN=bt9sZFac%2bKA%3d

Al Roker gets a gastric bypass, goes to the White House, eats the wrong food, and [colin voice]uh ohhhhhhhhhhh[/colin voice]
That's great. :jj:

[NeTaS]

A rick show Live :bigthink:

[RS]

well this place sure is a ghost town.

[NeTaS]

no shit RS :jj:

[ch3cooh]

I wonder if he will clear up the "our apartment" incident from the wedding

[NeTaS]

yeah it tells me the chick has you by the bizzals already :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Hello Hello

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

IS this a live RickJBTLS show

[ch3cooh]

yup sin

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Cool :cool:

[ch3cooh]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go

[RS]

sorry, but Rick can't be showhost.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Why not

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps! Tuesday in the books!

:beer2:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

same here milk i had a short day

[milkman]

That's always nice Sin! :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

not for me i didnt make any money :lol:

[milkman]

Oh..well learn how to work kid! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

not much to kill in winter

[Lerch]

Run like hell Rick and don't look back.

[Lerch]

:hw:

[milkman]

Bullshit..all kinds of roaches in Chicago! Start killin 2 legged ones! Someone will pay you! :D

[milkman]

Sup Lerch!

:beer2:

[milkman]

Rick, you are fucked..face the music now..in her mind you are a couple! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Bullshit..all kinds of roaches in Chicago! Start killin 2 legged ones! Someone will pay you! :D

im running a small route for the next 2 months so most of my days are really light

[SJ]

this fucked up bullshit of not knowing when anything is live or replay is a complete boondoggle with a sexy shindig on the backside

[milkman]

Was posted here last week SJ..Replay Mon, Rick live Tue-Thurs, Replay Friday

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

this fucked up bullshit of not knowing when anything is live or replay is a complete boondoggle with a sexy shindig on the backside

Yea pretty much

[Lerch]

You need a tissue?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i broke my bluetooth speakers this morning :(

[SJ]

Was posted here last week SJ..Replay Mon, Rick live Tue-Thurs, Replay Friday
ain't nobody got time for that

[milkman]

i broke my bluetooth speakers this morning :(

Why you do that? So you can buy new ones? :D

[ch3cooh]

RadioIO a boondoggle?

Why I've never...

[SJ]

and saying it? wow.. so what if you missed the show? it's not like BTLS keeps an updated schedule or anything..

I mean it's not like they have a website they could fucking put this shit on or anything..

(ah lets be honest I'd still have no clue :jj:)

[Lerch]

Mormon? Case dismissed.

[SJ]

did nervous jared tweet about nascar?

[milkman]

No idea what ur talkin about!

[SJ]

bullshit :jj:

[milkman]

Serious, don't know what you are talkin about! :idk:

[Lerch]

27 stabs, slit throat, and a gun shot. Sounds like she's not very good at murder.

[SJ]

1. you're a twitter mark

2. you're a nascar mark

3. you're a huge nervous jared mark..

I know you know what I know you know :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Sj's gone crazy :crazy:

[SJ]

I just haven't slept in a few days ;D

[milkman]

Nope..you are wrong..as usual SJ!

[Lerch]

did nervous jared tweet about nascar?

Gimme my account back. :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Primus rockinbrent

[Lerch]

Turn the pot, no the other way. :jj:

[Lerch]

I like the drumming in this 'mercial.

[RS]

did nervous jared tweet about nascar?


yes, he's a nascar fan.

[SJ]

Nope..you are wrong..as usual SJ!
see? I wasn't wrong oldy mcolderson

[SJ]

does anyone else just get sad when they play colin stuff now?

[SJ]

it was called threading the needle FTR