** Official Borderlands 2 Hangout And Strategy Thread**

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://www.thephuketnews.com/photo/listing/1355979284_1.jpg

discuss it here. :happydance:

[SJ]

sup

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

hey.

[Lerch]

exiled. :jj:

[SJ]

dude this might be the exploit

[SJ]

if you haven't taken any missions here

[SJ]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[SJ]

lerch I'll show you where all the chests are

don't take any more missions if you want to farm

[SJ]

just load up and sell all the loot

[Lerch]

ko

[SJ]

how's that for loot boys?

now you have to exit to the main menu and restart

[PissJug]

cheatin ass niggas

[SJ]

you can do this as much as you want as long as you don't take any missions...

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

then what go sell it some were ?

[SJ]

yeah in the vending machine we're standing at

[SJ]

I made like 40 grand in a couple hours

[Lerch]

sin left the game

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

oh you said leave the game so i did

[SJ]

but now I have way better rarer weapons...

lerch you can exit to the menu and do it again...

and sin, whoever game you're in has to exit to main menu..
so it reloads the chests

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

oh ok i thought i had to go sell them in my game for some reason. That was an easy couple grand though i made more off that then any mission i played

[SJ]

this is level 21-24.. some chests are lower and a few in there are always 24..

so for you that's maaaaaad loot $$$$$

not to mention the cshboxes are worth more there

[SJ]

save and quit lerch and restart

[SJ]

humpin yo face :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

this is level 21-24.. some chests are lower and a few in there are always 24..

so for you that's maaaaaad loot $$$$$

not to mention the cshboxes are worth more there

yea i made a shit load of money off that and it only took like 3 minutes to do

[SJ]

yep and you can store some purple guns in the bank in sanctuary so when you get there you're loaded up

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

This game is getting funner as my weapons get better

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

yep and you can store some purple guns in the bank in sanctuary so when you get there you're loaded up

didnt even think of that. Great idea

[SJ]

join l3rch70's game sin

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i love the breaking bad references in this game

[PissJug]

fucking updates

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

weres the vending mac hine

[Lerch]

getting a beer

[SJ]

weres the vending mac hine
you're standing at it

[SJ]

fucking updates
it's cause they added a whole new character... so when you play online it doesn't fuck your shit up...

[SJ]

lerch we cleaned it out...

restart it again if you want...

[SJ]

the chests drop rarer stuff then the outhouses... it took me a lot of loads before I got some purples and pinks

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

how do i no if something is rare

[SJ]

also you get badass ranks for dueling and trading

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

cool

[SJ]

how do i no if something is rare
colour bar...

rarest is orange

purple

blue

green

white (regular)

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

oh so far ive only found green stuff

[Chob]

This is quite the alternative to in game text and voice chat.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

it works

[SJ]

lerch you missed a blue class mod

[Ski Lo]

I don't have the cash to go out and buy a video game.Must be nice.:colin:

[SJ]

you dick sin :jj:

that was for lerch

[PissJug]

Yeah yall niggas aint in a (sexy) party chat?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:waaa:

[SJ]

I need a headset still

[PissJug]

How do you not have a headset its not like it doesn't come with one like a jabrone ps3

[SJ]

I bet sin runs out of ammo before he can kill me

[SJ]

one shot :rofl:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

well thats not very fair at all

[Lerch]

i have a purple class mod. ;D

My headset is in a box downstairs, ill get it this week.

[SJ]

did you know you look like a midget sin?

[SJ]

so sin you want help with your game or???

lerch you wanna reset again?

or should we all go to pj's game?

you can't join mine lerch or it will fuck urs up if you want to keep doing the farming

[Lerch]

i don't care. i'm not in a rush to end the game.

[SJ]

weird your slot machine is a higher level then mine - but I'm a bit further ahead then you

[Lerch]

where is the black market in sanctuary?

[SJ]

well? join sins game?

[Ski Lo]

Damn..I wanna play too.

[SJ]

money, experience and eridium are shared with the whole party

if you have a "team" class mod it works for everyone in your party i think

[SJ]

team bullet regeneration for the gunzerker is the only one I use with miss moxxy's exp relic

[SJ]

you know we could all talk if you guys switched to skype

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

or you just out on a head set

[SJ]

yeah I'm gettin one this week

[SJ]

you guys are awfully quiet

[SJ]

common entertain us... audition for 1c's spot on vr :jj:

[SJ]

never buy guns unless it's a deal of the day...

loot them for free

[SJ]

hit x

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i got nothing to say :idk:

[SJ]

sir hammerlock

[SJ]

always blow those up - they throw out skins a lot

[SJ]

lolololol

[Lerch]

jump in the water you'll get a free life. what a jerk. :lol:

[SJ]

turn that mission in

[SJ]

tips for beginners:

shotguns are great for raks (birds)

and spike shields too cause they will fry themselves hitting you

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

thsi water is deadly

[SJ]

tell pj to grab these weapons

[SJ]

up here fags

[SJ]

we got a bad ass rank cause we beat that thing before it summoned it's minions.. ;D

[SJ]

all kinda of loot for pj

[SJ]

:facepalm:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:haha:

[SJ]

I'll be back shortly guys - gonna grab a smoke break

help pj out and gather up some loot for him and drop it in a pile every once in a while...

[Lerch]

sj just drive around i brb.

[SJ]

I'm humping your car

[PissJug]

I'm not too good at this game. Although i'm kinda high so i guess i can blame it on that

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

we both suck at driving :jj:

[Lerch]

My sides still hurt from laughing at your poor driving skills. Dude, you fell off the cliff 4 times in a row. :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

im pretty terrible but PJ is worse then me :lol:

[Lerch]

good times. :lol:

see ya later.

[PissJug]

:denzil: i unlocked the DUI achievement

[SJ]

:lol:

[SJ]

ok so I mentioned the level 22-24 thousand cuts exploit...

here it is again for anyone that missed it...

When you finish the story mission where you get brick from 1000 cuts (I think it's slab king mission) STOP

Don't take any more missions and go back to 1000 cuts.. DO NOT talk to anyone there for missions. The level should be completely devoid of enemies and you can just run around and loot up the joint. There's roughly 10 chests so you can fill a backpack in one run. Sell off anything you don't want and save and return to the main menu.

Continue your game and you should be able to do this over and over and over...

My character was lvl 22 - some of the cases are lvl 20 and some are strictly level 24 so you can pre loot for when you go back to missions cause there are lots of side missions at this point and getting to lvl 24 takes no time at all...

there are also two spots on the map that have a chance to spawn a loot bandit or a one armed bandit... the one armed bandit was lvl 21 so it dropped lvl 21 loot and it was 100 bucks less then playing the one in sanctuary but dropped the same level loot...

[SJ]

playing online I've also noticed the sanctuary slot machines value and loot level changes drastically depending on what missions you've done (side missions too) and what level your character is.. not sure how it works but there's gotta be a guide online somewhere...

for instance lerch was a higher level then me but not as far in the storyline but the machine was 200 more in his game to play (but still dropped lvl 21 loot)

[SJ]

Bad ass ranks: This new feature kicks some serious ass...

You complete challenges listed and get ranks... the ranks give you experience for points you can redeem on base stat statistics.. for instance

gun damage
reload speed
gun accuracy
critical damage
shield recharge rate
shield recharge delay
melee damage
grenade damage
elemental chance
elemental damage

Giving these stats + stats can make a shitty gun an amazing gun if you invest enough points.

When you redeem a point you are given a random choice of 5 stats - you pick one stat and then repeat... you'll get another 5 random choices.

I like to + up the gun stats and critical rate to compensate for stats with crappy recoil and reload speed

oh and there is a max health stat - hit that one up too and sheild recharge delay - very handy for getting a slow delay shield back up quicker which means less deaths for you and less time hiding to recover

[SJ]

Class mods:

two kinds - class mod and a relic - both give you extra stats and immunities or gun enhancements..

you can match these to your play style... if you use assualt rifles you might want a mod that benefits that weapon class.

Team bullet regeneration is VERY VERY VERY handy for the gunzerker - I love the shit out of this mod

[SJ]

hope that helps u n00bs out a bit ;D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

This thread delivers :bigclap:

[SJ]

I also have a decent blue lvl 13 smg if someone wants it..

and I forgot to explain something on the bad ass ranks...

they are distributed over ALL your characters.. so if you finish the game and want to play with another character - you get all the bonus stats from the first characters bad ass ranks AND you can redo the challenges and get MOAR points muahahaha

infinite bad assery

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

If only you jobbers had PS3's, I feel so left out :bigcry:

[SJ]

If only you jobbers had PS3's, I feel so left out :bigcry:
dude a used 360 is around 100 bucks... with a huge HD

[SJ]

quit buying ned heads and 50 shades of me and you could afford one ;D

[SJ]

so what's your fav kind of gun and what class of gun do you like?

I didn't like the torgue guns at first until I ran into the loaders.. the rocket guns blast the fucking shit out of the robots... in some cases better then a corrosive weapon...

my least fav gun is a shotgun... I'm a mid range fighter. I don't want to snipe all day but I don't like how you can't see shit when your right in front of a group getting blasted...

and everyone needs a good rocket launcher for fight for your life... if you can get the legendary one from king mong it is HIGHLY worth it IMO... (7 rockets =1 ammo)

[PissJug]

i got a sexbox and a ps3

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zwncBYn41qalk92.gif

[PissJug]

and a Wii for some reason

[PissJug]

http://www.ign.com/wikis/borderlands-2/Rare_Loot

[Lerch]

If you like the 'official' bl2 face book page and follow @gearboxsoftware on twitter, they sometimes post shift codes on both and are separate rewards. Free skins and golden keys. Sometimes the codes are good for a few hours sometimes longer. I have 40 keys.

I also do all the side missions it helped me level up so the story missions aren't so tough.

http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Borderlands_2

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i cant even kill anything in Sj's game :(

[Chob]

dude a used 360 is around 100 bucks... with a huge HD
If I find one of those R2-D2 styled ones for that price, then I'm in.

[Chob]

i got a sexbox and a ps3

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zwncBYn41qalk92.gif
How does it feel to be such a baller? :bow:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Sj if i get hit with 1 bullet in this game it almost kills me im just going to hide and collect loot :bane:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

whoops

[SJ]

shit I was in the wrong thread :jj:

[SJ]

this should be right at your level and this is your next mission area

but you wil lhave to do it in your game to count for your mission

[SJ]

just hit trade and you can have the gun

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

oh yea i no i dont care about that. All i care about right now is the madd XP and loot im gettin

[SJ]

oh ok well lets go to a better level then

and stick close so we can revive each pther

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

in those other levels one shot killed me

[SJ]

don't get shot then ;D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i couldnt hurt anyone at all my bullets were harmless to them

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i was leveling up fast as fuck though

[SJ]

how many levels you want to gain?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i dont care as many as i can i suppose i just want to use the better guns already

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i need to go up one to use that rocket thing u gave me

[SJ]

those fuckers steal your money be careful

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i just notices that i lost a couple grand

[SJ]

I've lost 30,000 since I started playing with you :jj:

[SJ]

finishing side missions levels you up quick too... they're usually worth a large chunk of exp

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i only killed you once when i drove off the map :braff:

[SJ]

and you didn't revive me twice ;D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i literally cant dude 1 bullet kills me man im not joking

[SJ]

no go click x on the pole :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

thought i had to shoot it

[SJ]

no I shoot at stuff to get your attention :jj:

[SJ]

you want any of that loot?

[SJ]

or are you full?

[SJ]

do you want to go back to your game for a bit and do some missions?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i dont care im leveling up pretty good doing this

[SJ]

shoot up the robots arms... they fall off... and die in two shots

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ok

[SJ]

sin I told Dok (magfag from here) to start a game and we'll join his so no lag issues

cool?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

sure

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

shoot me an invite when its ready

[SJ]

how do we start a group for all of us?

[SJ]

invite sent... can you join?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

what do you mean?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i used a golden key and got some better guns

[SJ]

I somehow got an extra golden key now...

I had 22 now I have 23... weird

[SJ]

I will support you sin and keep you alive if I can

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

what ever im just in it for the Xp its going up fast as hell i think i jumped 4 levels so far

[SJ]

I desperatly need to smoak

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

this is easier with these better guns and more life i just got

[SJ]

two words - rocket shotgun

[SJ]

shit this is gonna screw up your game when he turns in this mission

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I need a break :bane:

[SJ]

me too

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i been playing since like 1 or 2 today my eyes hurt

[SJ]

:lol:

hardcore

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i got a lot accomplished though plus i still have skill points and that irredium shit i havnt used yet

[SJ]

oh use the eridium - it gives you more max ammo and backpack space... very handy for looting..

and the skill points... use em :jj: that will stop you from dying so much... the gunzerker can not use ammo/gain ammo from firing if you unlock the skills... and good health regeneration which is very handy..

OH AND GET THE MELEE OVER RIDE - UPPERCUT!

I finished the game and killed jack with a mean ass uppercut like rocky - fucking bad ass :jj:

[SJ]

also if we're in my game I try to lead you to the loot chests...

you missed a mean ass rocket shotgun in that one level :jj: it's 4 lvl's below me and still the best shotgun I can find

[SJ]

ok some more quick tips for bad ass ranks:

level up and then go back to one of the early levels... you can run around and pop the shit out of people in like 1 or two shots...

you can basically stand there and 4 guys can't even deplete your shield.. anything around lvl 15 or so should be ok to go back to say a level 8 area and blast away

this can make "no scope no problem" and other challenges really really easy cause you can just walk around and blast people with no worries

current bad ass rank 16636...

[SJ]

a bunch of the old shift codes are active again...

just a heads up

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

these shift codes are gay they take like 20 fucking minutes to put the stupid thing in and the one i tried didnt even work

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub

Borderlands 2 - Claptraps dubstep song (HD) - YouTube

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

to much work i just want to shoot stuff

[SJ]

I got 4 more keys :jj:

kick ass guns ahoy

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I got 4 more keys :jj:

kick ass guns ahoy

Where'd you get the codes from? Hook a nickel up wif some PS 3 codes TIA.

[SJ]

Where'd you get the codes from? Hook a nickel up wif some PS 3 codes TIA.
they re-activated some old codes...

http://www.facebook.com/groups/Borderlands2completepicture/doc/175979575879033/

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

they re-activated some old codes...

http://www.facebook.com/groups/Borderlands2completepicture/doc/175979575879033/

Cool, I was able to only redeem 1 code, I had all the rest of em, thanks though.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i guess i need to buy a key board for my xbox or ill spend the rest of my life putting in these giant codes

[SJ]

these chrystalids give you huge cash fast

[Lerch]

Being a couple levels ahead didn't make beating the bunker and angel any fucking easier that shit was tough.

I haven't really invested any badass tokens yet. I think I have about 80 tokens and almost 10k points.

[Lerch]

Sin you were almost right. I played about 12 hours yesterday. :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i played for way to long yesterday to like 8 or 9 hours with one short break for dinner

[Lerch]

I noticed on BL1 and now on BL2 the story missions will never be lower than your current level.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i didnt no that

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I finally made it back to Sanctuary now that its a flying city and holy shit are there a lot of missions available. I cashed in a golden key and got two badass rare (pink) guns and bought a pink revolver in the vending machine, damn I got a lot of rare weapons :gun:

[Lerch]

Sin laughing hysterically during our game was hilarious. PJ will never just do what Sin says now.

[SJ]

Being a couple levels ahead didn't make beating the bunker and angel any fucking easier that shit was tough.

I haven't really invested any badass tokens yet. I think I have about 80 tokens and almost 10k points.
spend those tokens :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

He couldnt find the extra guy http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/giggle-1.gif

[Lerch]

I was pissed both bunker and angel missions locked up on me. Burned a shitton of $ on it.

[Lerch]

SJ, you have any Legendary Loot?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

spend those tokens :jj:

Yeah dude you are missing out on lots of upgrades like max life, weapon accuracy, reload speed, extra grenade damage, shield recharge speed and shit like that. Become a badass and spend them tokens :jj:

[Lerch]

Spend your E. It only goes up to 99.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

SJ, you have any Legendary Loot?

I only got that early level legendary shield the firehawk gives you. I have about 6 pink weapons though.

[Lerch]

Capt. Mentioned he got the guide.

I got one too. It don't tell me shit. It's like a dungeon masters guide.

[SJ]

SJ, you have any Legendary Loot?
yeah I've gotten some rare loot. The best so far is the rocket launcher king mong drops in eridium blight

[SJ]

one guy in lynchwood drops a really good orange SMG too

you can also tip the fuck out of moxxy's tip jar - she will give you one of two guns at your current level.. sometimes it costs a shit ton of dough though (moxxy's good touch and bad touch)

[SJ]

also if you manage to let a goliath level up to max - when you kill him they usually drop a purple gun

works good in frostburn canyon with the spiders everywhere... you can run around and let the guy chase you till he levels up enough

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Yeah dude you are missing out on lots of upgrades like max life, weapon accuracy, reload speed, extra grenade damage, shield recharge speed and shit like that. Become a badass and spend them tokens :jj:

what tokens were do i even go to use them?

[SJ]

what tokens were do i even go to use them?
in your menu where your weapons/map/missions are... click over past your skills to bad ass ranks and click redeem token...

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

in your menu where your weapons/map/missions are... click over past your skills to bad ass ranks and click redeem token...

Awesome! i should be playing a public game later i got it private right now because i have to keep pausing it to do stuff again

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

are all the golden key chests in sanctuary

[SJ]

let me know... I'll join in. just fucking around with side quests

[SJ]

are all the golden key chests in sanctuary
yeah there's only the one..

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ok cool

[Lerch]

This is the book I got. It's actually pretty good. :D

http://www.bradygames.com/store/product.aspx?isbn=0744013836

http://www.bradygames.com/promotions/promotion.aspx?promo=139074

Dunno if the discount code is still active.

[SJ]

what do you need a guide for?

you got me! :jj:

[Lerch]

:jj:

It was an impulse purchase. I haven't really used it yet, but I have skimmed the 400 pages and it really explains ways how to assign skill points certain ways and lists every single mission. Lots of other stuff too.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

dam this is hard i need to stay way back

[Lerch]

I haven't seen this level yet and i just smoked a big fatty.

[SJ]

you fags playing without me again?

fuckers

no rare loot for you!

[Lerch]

I just got on.

[SJ]

ur ahead of my game...

[SJ]

where's sin?

[SJ]

my buddy got orange loot from this mission lerch

[SJ]

damn why are your levels so high but you're on early missions?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

where's sin?

had to go out and do some stuff I'm eating lunch now :later:

[SJ]

fuck lerch you've made your game waaaaaaaay too hard

[SJ]

this should be like a level 16 mission

[SJ]

and I've lost 30 grand :jj: FML

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

now u know how i feel when iI play your game and 1 bullet kills me

[SJ]

yeah but I did this mission yesterday and the dust isn't supposed to be lvl fucking 26

[SJ]

fuck that... I'm levelling up too much

makes the end no fun

[SJ]

you only need to be lvl 30 - 32 to beat the game the first time. You aren't supposed to get to 50 the first playthrough

nor can you finish all the badass ranks on one playthrough - not enough missions

[Lerch]

I just went back to finish some missions I skipped. Be back in a bit.

[SJ]

that's what I'm saying - cause you did main stories it advanced the levels... now your side missions will be hard as fuck... you'll get better loot but you'll die a lot

[SJ]

lerch I got a commando skin if you want it

[SJ]

make that two

[Lerch]

Alright. I'll be on later. Watching Safe House.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

This is the book I got. It's actually pretty good. :D

http://www.bradygames.com/store/product.aspx?isbn=0744013836

http://www.bradygames.com/promotions/promotion.aspx?promo=139074

Dunno if the discount code is still active.

It makes for good reading in the shitter too :jj:

[SJ]

gettin bored with the main game... going to be getting the DLC today I think..

there's new weapons you can't get in the normal game

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i was just looking at it to but i still have a ton of shit to do in the main game

[SJ]

wtf

[Lerch]

I just d/l the season pass. :jj:

[SJ]

join my game lerch... playin with another buddy

[Lerch]

I left my xbox on. I'm not playing right now.

[SJ]

you douchebags always let me die

[SJ]

you leave skins all over the place... rare weapons... :lol:

fuckit I'm stealing all your shit from now on

[SJ]

going to go get a headset and download the DLC - back shortly lerch

[SJ]

lerch you still playing?

I got a headset and the chat thing :jj:

[SJ]

anyone got a copy of the intro song?

[SJ]

anyone playing?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Im getting the DLC right now

[SJ]

ok cool - get the pirate bay one - I'm downloading that one too :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

im getting everything

[SJ]

my xbox is fucked - it won't save in the background so I can play while I download..

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i dont think any xbox does that

[SJ]

it also went from 21 percent to 42 and now back to 27... this is fucked

[SJ]

i dont think any xbox does that
yeah the new black ones do... did it at my buddies house.

the xbox says you just have to have cloud saves configured... which I do - but mine won't hold the dlc so I can't download it to the cloud... gay

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

oh yea mine does it :lol:

[SJ]

this is gonna take me forever

[SJ]

their servers are slow as fuck. must be in canada

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

its so slow for some reason even for me and i have fast internet

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

u got a head set now?

[SJ]

:ahha: I knew it wasn't mine :jj:

[SJ]

u got a head set now?
yep and a keypad for those shift codes :jj:

it was only 5 bucks more so why not