Christmas Cheer

[FishMuskys]

Merry Christmas evrabody! Everyone gets stressed this time of year so why not add some KB cheer. Post anything that just might give a guy a laugh. Write a bit, sing a song, tell a story or post a YouTube. We all have a little Christmas in our hearts so lets share some with our friends. The more you laugh the less likely you are to snap. There is enough of that in this country already. We might pick on ya, we might roast ya, but remember--It's because we love ya! Have a great Christmas. Peace and love, Peace and love.

Springsteen Rags KingBubba.com:
Springsteen--"Hey Chobbles, That you? Come on over here. Let's see what Santa's got for you this year. What's that? You want a great radio job that isn't on during Bubba, Drew, Billy and Shannon? Haha Nope, but Santa's got a nice block of cheese to go with your whine and some special internet glasses so you don't go blind stayin' up all night posting to yourself on King Bubba." Who's next?

Springsteen: Hey Capt., Capt. McGillicutty, come on over here. How ya doin', Buddy? Santa heard you are a little butthurt over $300. He wants to make it up to ya. What's that, you are still waiting for that handjob from Tom Bean? He can't help ya Buddy. His new wife put an end to the sleepovers at Bubba's house.hahaha
Santa: Oh, I wonder what might hit Gawker this week?
Springsteen: Oh, C'mon Santa. He wouldn't turn on ya.
Santa: psst psst psst
Springsteen: Hey Capt., Santa says he has a nice present for you. Here ya go, Man--300 shares of IO stock, complete with gummed edges to roll your next joint real tight. hahaha Keep listenin' ya fuckin' Mark!

Springsteen: Hey Blind Lawrence--Is that you? Come on over here. I heard you have had some problems with a radio personality and a constant hard-on for a fan from NY. Is that true?
BL: Well I ah ah well it's like ah ah you know I kinda...
Santa: Jesus Christ Lawrence, spit it the fuck out already. I gotta take a shit.
Springsteen: I got this Santa. Lawrence, what would you like for Christmas this year?
BL: Well, I'd like to get back on good graces with Bubba and be re-invited to the Christmas party and and and I'd really like if Cynthia would adopt me and move me to NY.
Springsteen: Holy crap Lawrence, that seems a little too much to ask for. Bubba is a big bully and Cynthia is a...well, she does sound hot on the radio. Hey Santa, do you have anything in your sack for Lawrence?
Santa: Well let's see. I've got this nice camera that doesn't take sideways photos and here is a special potion that will give you some self-esteem to work the bitches.
Springsteen: There ya go blind man, the most important things that you need for your first year of college. Try to get me some pictures of the bitches you bang.
BL: Thanks Santa! This is gonna be the...gonna be the... ah...
Springsteen: Get the fuck outta here ya blind, stuttering asshole!

[FishMuskys]

Merry Christmas from the Family - YouTube

[NeTaS]

Snoopy vs. The Red Baron (Snoopy's Christmas) (CC) - YouTube

[FishMuskys]

:bigclap: It wouldn't be Christmas without Snoopy.

[SJ]

santa's a true bro - he rags on chob and leaves me out of it :lol:

[Chob]

santa's a true bro - he rags on chob and leaves me out of it :lol:
You're just asking for it.

[Sally Abs]

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[FishMuskys]

Bruce Springsteen will now be written as BS. Tired of all them letters. C'mon and write some shit.:getsome:

[NeTaS]

RUN-DMC - Christmas In Hollis - YouTube

[FishMuskys]

BS: Holy shit Santa, what's that?
Santa: Looks like something has blocked the sun. Is it the start of the Apocalypse?
BS: Sheww, it's ok Santa it's just 1c's head. 1c sit the fuck down and stop playin'. How's the KB Bookie degenerate doin'?
1c: Oh, I'm alright but Milkman has more vcash than me and SJ keeps bangin' my mom.
Santa: Your mom is a good babysitter for the Elves. I watch from my office.
BS: hahaha K5 Santa. So what do you want for Christmas 1c? How about a nice sweater so you can be cool like your brother?
Santa: psst psst psst
BS: Oh, nevermind. Forgot he was the catcher in your little ballgame. Ha, you don't want to be like that or you'll be bunkin' with SJ at KBP.:D
1c: All I'd really like is the Broncos to win the Super Bowl.
BS: Not gonna happen Midget Fucker! Santa has all his cash on the Packers. I'll tell ya what--Here is a Milf on Elf porn video and a Peyton Manning fathead for your wall so you can turn it into a glory hole for your little pee-pee.:jj: (insert your own jokes here) Get your big head outta here, sports groupie.

[Lerch]

Do we have to wait until Christmas for the Milkman edition? Aww man! :jj:

[NeTaS]

:bigclap:

[NeTaS]

Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful - YouTube

[1c]

BS: Holy shit Santa, what's that?
Santa: Looks like something has blocked the sun. Is it the start of the Apocalypse?
BS: Sheww, it's ok Santa it's just 1c's head. 1c sit the fuck down and stop playin'. How's the KB Bookie degenerate doin'?
1c: Oh, I'm alright but Milkman has more vcash than me and SJ keeps bangin' my mom.
Santa: Your mom is a good babysitter for the Elves. I watch from my office.
BS: hahaha K5 Santa. So what do you want for Christmas 1c? How about a nice sweater so you can be cool like your brother?
Santa: psst psst psst
BS: Oh, nevermind. Forgot he was the catcher in your little ballgame. Ha, you don't want to be like that or you'll be bunkin' with SJ at KBP.:D
1c: All I'd really like is the Broncos to win the Super Bowl.
BS: Not gonna happen Midget Fucker! Santa has all his cash on the Packers. I'll tell ya what--Here is a Milf on Elf porn video and a Peyton Manning fathead for your wall so you can turn it into a glory hole for your little pee-pee.:jj: (insert your own jokes here) Get your big head outta here, sports groupie.

:bigclap:

[FishMuskys]

BS: Butler...Butler...Hey Butler!
Santa: Looks like he big timed us.
BS: Yeah, he's been known to do that. He never thanks anyone at KB and wouldn't even break bread with Bubba and Deion when they were in town.
Santa: Well, I guess he doesn't need this.
BS: Oh shit Santa! An I-pod filled with every B-side of every shitty 45rpm record made before 1980. Oh well, he probably has the real records anyway.hahaha

[Sally Abs]

Krispy Kreme - Christmas - YouTube

[1c]

BS: Butler...Butler...Hey Butler!
Santa: Looks like he big timed us.
BS: Yeah, he's been known to do that. He never thanks anyone at KB and wouldn't even break bread with Bubba and Deion when they were in town.
Santa: Well, I guess he doesn't need this.
BS: Oh shit Santa! An I-pod filled with every B-side of every shitty 45rpm record made before 1980. Oh well, he probably has the real records anyway.hahaha

:rolf2:

[Lerch]

T'was the Night Before Christmas, when all through King Bubba
Not a Pee-Pee was stirring, not even 1c's mother's;

The stockings were hung by the vBookie with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The Slackers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Diacos danced in their heads;

And SJ in her 'kerchief, and Chob in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

........................help fish. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Myellow! :cheers:
BS: Milkman, is that you? How's KB's post count leader...Sup, Man?
Santa: Post count leader...what a tool.
MM: Fuck off, Santa! Take your liberal shit elsewhere.
BS: Whoa, whoa. You have Santa confused with that Rythmic Slappin' asshole...honest mistake...I guess. So why are you always in such a bad mood?
MM: This country is going to shit, Florida is full of snowbirds and now there are chem-trails makin' it fuckin' rain when there are clear skies. That and SJ keeps fuckin' up our threads with gaming bullshit!
BS: Man, you have got to take a vacation from all your vacations and get out of the garage. Hey Santa, you got anything for that?
Santa: Sure, here is an internship at the BRN. Not only will it get you out of the garage but you will fit right in with Hurricane. hahaha
MM: Fuck you Santa! Keep your little job. I got me a case of Icehouse and the wife is pickin' up tacos. I'm goin' to the slacker thread.
BS: Well, haha OK Milk. But if you ever want to...ah, that fucker won't listen to anyone anyways.

[FishMuskys]

T'was the Night Before Christmas, when all through King Bubba
Not a Pee-Pee was stirring, not even 1c's mother's;

The stockings were hung by the vBookie with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The Slackers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Diacos danced in their heads;

And SJ in her 'kerchief, and Chob in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

Out of the darkness, there arose such a clatter
It was Milkman all drunk, and lookin' much fatter

Then there was Spaz, in one hand his bong
And the other of course was stroking his schlong

Iobane was there, his sage wisdom we heard
He spoke in tongues, we didn't understand a word

Capt. showed up next, with his boat in tow
His motor wouldn't start, who's gonna row?

Mugsy pulled up, with his big semi truck
He said "Fuck you Hooman's, I don't give a fuck!"

Lerch said "Hey". Then we didn't see him for an hour
He came back and farted, and it smelt really sour

NeTaS scared everyone, with his long hair and big ass
Hard to believe, that this guy has some class

If I missed you this time, please don't worry
I've got to go to work now, so I'm in a hurry

I'm givin' this up now, because this bit really sucks
I love King Bubba, Buncha miserable Fucks!

[1c]

Myellow! :cheers:
BS: Milkman, is that you? How's KB's post count leader...Sup, Man?
Santa: Post count leader...what a tool.
MM: Fuck off, Santa! Take your liberal shit elsewhere.
BS: Whoa, whoa. You have Santa confused with that Rythmic Slappin' asshole...honest mistake...I guess. So why are you always in such a bad mood?
MM: This country is going to shit, Florida is full of snowbirds and now there are chem-trails makin' it fuckin' rain when there are clear skies. That and SJ keeps fuckin' up our threads with gaming bullshit!
BS: Man, you have got to take a vacation from all your vacations and get out of the garage. Hey Santa, you got anything for that?
Santa: Sure, here is an internship at the BRN. Not only will it get you out of the garage but you will fit right in with Hurricane. hahaha
MM: Fuck you Santa! Keep your little job. I got me a case of Icehouse and the wife is pickin' up tacos. I'm goin' to the slacker thread.
BS: Well, haha OK Milk. But if you ever want to...ah, that fucker won't listen to anyone anyways.

:bigclap:

[FishMuskys]

Bump!:crylol: Let's see what happens this year.:bigthink:

[PissJug]

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[Lerch]

Lerch said "Hey". Then we didn't see him for an hour
He came back and farted, and it smelt really sour

:crylol: First time seeing that.

[FishMuskys]

B.S.: Hey...do ya hear that?...Sleigh bells. You know what that means.

SJ: Yeah, another year of listenin' to you assholes talk about football.

B.S.: Nah, it's time for another Christmas SJ. This is the greatest year that KingBubba has ever seen.

SJ: Look you fucking douche!. We changed the name to RawRadioTalk, so I don't want any of your shit about it. These assholes are always hurting my feelings and I'm tired of it.

Santa: What a crybaby. I hear he doesn't even listen to radio anymore.

S.J.: Fuckoff Santa, I don't listen because I can't get the link to work up here.

B.S.: Aww, c'mon SJ. Everyone knows you just play GTA V all day anyways. We'll see if by Christmas we can find you something nice, like maybe a stalker that will bring you gifts and call ya everyday.

S.J.: You really are a dick. I'm going to go race Zombie's kid on this new track I just built.

Santa: What a buffoon.

[Ace]

Best backread ever :crylol:

[FishMuskys]

B.S. Hey Santa, I see your bag isn't very big this year. Everyone been naughty and not getting anything?

Santa: hahaha No, everyone is gone. Since the name change, no one knows where they are any more.

B.S.: C'mon Santa, everyone left because of the nighttime DJ getting canned. Guys like jonstas and ch5cooh and...and...Hey, what happened to Thanos, Dan Blaze and Iobane?

Santa: Oh, not at all...They left because they just don't get the humor of Bubba's show anymore. Bunch of Jabroni's. Only Zombie left because of the name change. :lol:

B.S.: Oh well, that means all the good presents go to the rest of 'em. Man, I can't wait to see what these die-hard assholes get this year.

[1c]

:rolf2:

[FishMuskys]

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[FishMuskys]

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[Ace]

:)

[Lerch]

I'm Mister Slack Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Milk Miser,
What ever posts I touch
Starts to melt in me clutch
I'm too much!

[FishMuskys]

B.S.: Hey NeTaS...NeTaS...C'mon downstairs man, Santa wants to see ya.

NeTaS: Nah, I'm doing good right up here man. I'm chilled and relaxed.:spliff:

B.S.: Ah, c'mon man. Santa really wants to see ya.

Santa: Yeah, c'mon downstairs NeTaS...I brought ya something that smells real skunky.

<bang, bang, bang down the stairs>

NeTaS: What the hell is that? My ex's and my girl are here? All in the same room? You motherfucker!

B.S: Oh man! Santa bamboozled you into a Christmas mix-in. Good thing I brought my guitar. Let's sing some carols!

<Insert "Blue Christmas here> hee heeee

NeTaS::suicide:

<2 hours later>
NeTaS: Holy Shit! I just had the strangest dream...I gotta quit smokin' so much of this shit. Hey, what's this? A present...from...Santa. Hell Yeah!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb9D2foCEAAHn-b.jpg

:buzz:

[Lerch]

Brenda Schmitz's Christmas Wish - YouTube

Why didn't think of this? :classybubba:

What do you think? Work or shoot?