Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread November 26-30, 2012

[milkman]

Titty!

[Ski Lo]

Awe girl.Quit bullshitting and come on..

[NeTaS]

is there going to be a show today?anybody know

[Chob]

From Burke:
(https://twitter.com/TheShannonBurke) Power down at studio. Whole block affected. Stay tuned....

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

is there going to be a show today?anybody know

Sounds like a replay since they just mentioned Brahmo. I'm out, later y'all.

[NeTaS]

bramo sounds like a replay

[ch3cooh]

hey bitches replay jones

remember that time that the telecom company cut the cable to the studio when bubba was on an anti-sirius rant and everyone freaked out.

good times

[milkman]

Sounds like a replay since they just mentioned Brahmo. I'm out, later y'all.

I was gonna say..is Bramo back? Power outage, fuck!

[milkman]

hey bitches replay jones

remember that time that the telecom company cut the cable to the studio when bubba was on an anti-sirius rant and everyone freaked out.

good times

Yeah man...the rumor mill went wild and crazy...then had to backtrack! :lol:

[Ski Lo]

:wtf:

Is this a replay!?!?
:lol:

[Dan Blaze]

Yep, CM.

[milkman]

CM, you finally got one right! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

I just called in and left a message.

I said ....Awe Shannon.quit bullshitting and come on...:jj:

[Dan Blaze]

We are staying put

Guess they are gonna listen to the replay too :jj:

[BlindLawrence]

Afternoon gents.

[BlindLawrence]

Colin: does it count as a threesome if you have sex with a daughter then her mom?

rick J: Only if you don't wash your cock.

[Ski Lo]

Hey BL...:wave2:

[BlindLawrence]

This show is from September 24, 2012, thank you Tunein App display.

[BlindLawrence]

Hey BL...:wave2:

Howdy CM, haven't seen you on here in forever.

[Ski Lo]

Colin...Tell her your dick is sore from going over your mother's house..





:LOL:

[BlindLawrence]

Funny this show is running, as on last night's "Family Guy", Lois explored her wild side, nothing too sexual though.

[Ski Lo]

Howdy CM, haven't seen you on here in forever.

Yea..
been busy with side work.Trying to gather some extra cash for xmas.

[SJ]

is male stripping tough cm?

[SJ]

I'll take that as a yes

[SJ]

how come IO says this show is from 09/24/2012

that would be saturday

[SJ]

lol

wait no, september - is this a replay?

[FishMuskys]

Feeding time on the deer trail.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

in 2012 IO brought you more live content then any one else!!!!!

[Dan Blaze]

in 2012 IO brought you more live content then any one else!!!!!

STAY TUNED SIN! STAY TUNED!

[The Butler]

Hey now!

Did they just give up for today?

[Lerch]

Drink? Smoke? Die!

You have to take two drinks if Dr Mark says Sebaceous Cyst.

[Dan Blaze]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzaa9WBYX1qcr1pgo4_500.gif

[Ski Lo]

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?!?

[SJ]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzaa9WBYX1qcr1pgo4_500.gif
I like this new girl

[Dan Blaze]

Yeah she is more than welcome to just dance around in the ring and shake her ass as much as she wants.

[SJ]

oh so the power went out at the old brn

[SJ]

I still can't believe they let the pigeon fly the coop

[Dan Blaze]

I still can't believe they let the pigeon fly the coop

She'll be back just like Angelina will (hopefully Angelina eats some food before she returns though). Those girls can't be stupid enough to believe they'll do any better elsewhere.

WWE isn't exactly paying the divas very much, nor do they work much.

[Dan Blaze]

Had the replay on in the background, the fuck is colin talking about, "one of the greatest punk bands". Green Day stopped being punk over a decade ago...

[SJ]

the divas are a joke

[Dan Blaze]

Which is sad when you've had Beth Phoenix just wasting time there for YEARS now. At the very least build it around her.

[Chob]

I like this new girl
Me too, but that probably comes as no surprise. :jj:

[Chob]

Which is sad when you've had Beth Phoenix just wasting time there for YEARS now. At the very least build it around her.
Didn't her contract expire/will expire soon? Apparently she may be catching some shrapnel heat because Edge didn't sign a Legend's contract.

[PissJug]

beth phoenix got released a month or so ago i think

[Dan Blaze]

Yeah that is what is fucked about the whole thing, she spent years doing jack shit. What a waste.

[The Butler]

Titty.

[Dan Blaze]

Titty.

Correct.

[SJ]

just one?

that's kinda disturbing

[The Butler]

just one?

that's kinda disturbing

It's a very large titty.

[SJ]

It's a very large titty.
you must mean colin and his man tit

[Dan Blaze]

just one?

that's kinda disturbing

http://i.imgur.com/yEtkM.jpg

?

[The Butler]

Powerball is up to $500 million.

[SJ]

you know those all look fake now :jj:

[SJ]

Powerball is up to $500 million.
lol taxes... suckers

[iobane]

Says the Canadian.

[SJ]

Says the Canadian.
hey we may pay sales taxes... but we don't have your redonkulous debt

face it - you guys have to become more like us unless you want to be china jr.


DWI


and when we win 50 million in the lottery - we keep 50 million, not 27.1 with the rest gone in taxes..


OBAMAPHONE bitch

[SJ]

later recessionists

[iobane]

I don't oppose that possibility, I'm just saying its funny that a Canadian pokes fun at USA and says loltaxes

[1c]

:heyheyhey:

[iobane]

The fuck, do people understand how fucking creepy their requests are?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you know those all look fake now :jj:

most titys these days do

[Dan Blaze]

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/ I have no clue what the fuck is going on in this but you guys should probably play it.

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[milkman]

Shit, I picked up a few powerball tics, they were $2..but if you wanted the powerplay, which is the big one, it is another dollar..so $3 each! Fuckin boolshit!

[milkman]

AWWWW STFU Israel just STFU!

[milkman]

hahaha

[milkman]

Well, this is a shitty nasty picture you are painting Shannon! :jj:

[NeTaS]

:jj:

[NeTaS]

man Shannon has some fecal issues

[milkman]

So does Colin! :colinlite:

[NeTaS]

what a bunch of shit

[milkman]

Total shift story! :jj:

[NeTaS]

these callers must be plants

[milkman]

No doubt!

[FishMuskys]

Hey Evrabody! What a great story to wake up to. Good thing Ted Nugent is on the tv and it's almost feeding time on the deertrail.

[milkman]

You and Colin would get along well Fish! Can share shit stories! :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Man, I have a few from this week alone.

[FishMuskys]

Shannon just described it perfectly. Like pissin' out the asshole. So after two days of that, I haven't shit yet today, weird eh?

[milkman]

Better drink a lot of water man so you don't dehydrate.

[FishMuskys]

I've been drinkin' plenty. I even made it outside for a bit today. Honestly, I'm thinkin' about mixin' a drink. All I've had for three days is water and apple juice. Windsor and Mt. Dew sounds yummy.

[FishMuskys]

Feedin' time on the deertrail!

[milkman]

You deserve it! :D

:beer2:

[FishMuskys]

Alright I'll have one!:drinkup:

[FishMuskys]

Damn that's good. Next thing, you'll talk me into burnin' one then when I have to shit I won't have the mentality to get up.:jj:

[Dan Blaze]

:spliff: that is why you burn WHILE shitting, duh.

[milkman]

Oh man..do it Fish do it! :bigclap:

[NeTaS]

eynow fish,you should for sure burn 1 ;D

[Dan Blaze]

:brofist:

[FishMuskys]

Oh man, I gotta try that. I bet a good cough is better than a power squeeze.

[Dan Blaze]

My buddy used to have a water pipe by the toilet just for that purpose :jj:

[FishMuskys]

I figured things would turn once the wife went to work.;D

[Dan Blaze]

Love Rick MF'in Grimes..


I asked @CaseyAnthony to babysit while me and the dudes hit up Woodbury #BetterThanCarol #RFGBday

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:haha: that dudes hilarious

[FishMuskys]

Now that I'm about all fucked up, I was thinkin'. Would these Auto parts 'mercials be better if Shannon did them like Howard? Instead of 20% off for everyone they could give someone $20-$50 playin' a stupid game. Ya know, turn it all into a bit a couple time a day.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

They have no money for that

[FishMuskys]

They have no money for that

It's Autopartsnerd.com coupons.

[FishMuskys]

Look at your post Sin. It's funny you wrote that with that fuckin' head shakin' like that.:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i dont no man if its an idea that makes sense IO wont do it :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Look at your post Sin. It's funny you wrote that with that fuckin' head shakin' like that.:jj:

lol that is pretty cool

[FishMuskys]

That kid sounds like she has a life. Give her more THC.

[milkman]

Such a shame these pharmas have shit so locked down with the feds! :getsome:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

lol bud light is light years better then ice house. Pretty sure ice house is made from the crap bud light didnt want to use

[Ski Lo]

Having no smoke is torture ..
:bigcry:


Kill me now..

[milkman]

No way Sin..Bud light is fuckin nasty, Ice House rules!

:beer2:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i only drank ice house when i was a teenager because it was like 5$ for a 30 case. Quality stuff

[milkman]

Bullshit, you must be thinkin of Natty Ice!

[Ski Lo]

Yuengling is the best booze out there ..
Hands down..

No Reading rainbow?

[milkman]

It's a replay CM, before they did that! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Nope ice house is super cheap around here thats why we use to get it

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

we could get 2 30 cases of icehouse and a bottle of cheap whiskey back in the day for pennies. The hang overs were horrendous :lol:

[Ski Lo]

I bet SJ likes this shitty band...

[Dan Blaze]

Reading Rainbow feat. DMX - YouTube

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i like korn they have a lot of good cd's

[Ski Lo]

Sorry Sin..
My bad..

[FishMuskys]

hahaha I trust Milk more than these guys trust each other.

[Dan Blaze]

:haha:

[milkman]

hahaha I trust Milk more than these guys trust each other.

:dito:

:brofist:

[milkman]

I think it's gonna be funny when A. Shannon realizes he only gets 20 tickets, not 30. OR B. He gets the $2 tickets that don't include powerplay! :jj:

[The Butler]

Hey now!

:cheers:

[milkman]

Sup B

:beer2:

[FishMuskys]

Either way, can't wait to hear him bitch about it.

[Ski Lo]

I wouldn't trust anything MM has to say.


He's a mean spirited person.
Just saying..

[FishMuskys]

I wouldn't trust anything MM has to say.


He's a mean spirited person.
Just saying..

Oh, I don't trust anything he says...but I trust him.:lol:

[milkman]

Sure Einstein! BOOOOO! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

That's right..
I said it.

[milkman]

Oh, I don't trust anything he says...but I trust him.:lol:

:haha:

[FishMuskys]

BTW CM, Nice lookin' dog.

[Ski Lo]

BTW CM, Nice lookin' dog.

Thanks brother!

That Penny.
She's a great dog.

[milkman]

Thanks brother!

That Penny.
She's a great dog.

Unlike it's owner! :whistle:

[FishMuskys]

She looks like a little shweetie. I love dogs. They are always there for ya.

[Ski Lo]

Unlike it's owner! :whistle:

SEE HOW YOU ARE!:bigcry:
:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Not my dog hes old, mean and usually hates every one including me

[RS]

WOOO HOOO CONSPIRACY CORNER HOLY SHIT I JUST CAME

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

time to tune out

[FishMuskys]

Here come the deer on the trail cam.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

shoot me a link fish

[milkman]

Sup RS, how was ur hoilday?

[FishMuskys]

www.stickam.com/deertrail2 its a little buck

[RS]

Sup RS, how was ur hoilday?

sup dude!

Holiday was good, although the power went out for 2 hrs at my gf's parents house out in Snohomish (WA) about an hour before the turkey was done..needless to say we didn't eat until late.

Still in Seattle until tomorrow where I get to get back to Chicago & sit at a hospital while my sis gets induced, making me Uncle RSx3 so that's cool!

[The Butler]

http://twitpic.com/show/large/bh0lqn

[milkman]

sup dude!

Holiday was good, although the power went out for 2 hrs at my gf's parents house out in Snohomish (WA) about an hour before the turkey was done..needless to say we didn't eat until late.

Still in Seattle until tomorrow where I get to get back to Chicago & sit at a hospital while my sis gets induced, making me Uncle RSx3 so that's cool!

Sucks about the power deal, but all in all sounds like a good deal! Congrats to ur sis!

[milkman]

Is that ur new porn B? Come on man! :jj:

[milkman]

This dude has no ideas of his own..regurge ALL OF IT! :rolleyes:

[SJ]

what the fuck is this political bullshit?

the elections done - get the fuck over it and move on assholes

[SJ]

:facepalm:

[RS]

CHEMTRAAAAAIIILLLLLLLLS!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i turned it off i refuse to listen to this kind of shit any more

[NeTaS]

i turned it off i refuse to listen to this kind of shit any more

this :lol:

[FishMuskys]

I've got bowhunting on the tv, a little buck on the trailcam and a good buzz rollin'. Finally feelin' better.

[SJ]

i turned it off i refuse to listen to this kind of shit any more
same here... fucking old hat

[SJ]

enough with the bullshit filler shannon

get back to the funny and get rid of those crutchy gameshows. You ever listen back to one of those segments? fucking awful to hear on a replay when you know who wins and what the answers are...

they need to step it up a notch. This may be IO but it's not AM

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

it dont seem like there planning on changing anything any time soon

[SJ]

spice needs another hour - shannon is just pissing his last hour away everyday...

give it to spice :jj:

[milkman]

What does Spice have to do with it? like Cox is going to listen to you and program based on what is on IO? :jj:

[FishMuskys]

spice needs another hour - shannon is just pissing his last hour away everyday...

give it to spice :jj:

Huh? I must be pretty wrecked.

[SJ]

What does Spice have to do with it? like Cox is going to listen to you and program based on what is on IO? :jj:
well spice is the only show we actually want to hear more of besides drew :jj:

not my fault IO can't sign some decent, interesting content...

you know for all the bitching bubba did about sirius just signing people cause they had a name and no radio talent - he sure signed sam simon up quick..

[SJ]

Huh? I must be pretty wrecked.
let me work my troll magic ;D

[Ski Lo]

Pretty much ALL radio has been sucking lately..

[FishMuskys]

Havin' a bad day there SJ? The difference is...IO is NOT paying Sam Simon $50,000,000.

[milkman]

Well, now he has super PD Brent on the job! (insert price is right failure here) :lol:

[SJ]

Havin' a bad day there SJ? The difference is...IO is NOT paying Sam Simon $50,000,000.
no but whatever they're paying him is too much cause he fucking sucks :jj:

it just shows that bubba's a hypocrite and is keeping on sam for his name cause it sure isn't for fucking quality.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

no way sam gets paid anything

[SJ]

no way sam gets paid anything
they still don't have the balls to tell him he sucks and isn't doing the greatest job.

bubba thinks people "heel" hate him, but what he doesn't get is most people just hate hate him and don't listen.

[milkman]

No dipshit Sean, our Constitution says "We the people, of the United States" Not, "We the people, of the world" Fuckin dipshit. :rolleyes:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

bubba also has nothing else to put on in that time slot so it doesnt really matter if bubba realizes he sucks or not

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

just turn it off milk :braff:

[FishMuskys]

No way Sam would accept any money from Bubba. Sam is a great man, a real stand-up guy who protects the great outdoors that I tend to destroy. Just think, for every deer that I kill Sam saves hundreds. Works for me.;D

[SJ]

bubba also has nothing else to put on in that time slot so it doesnt really matter if bubba realizes he sucks or not
it would at least make sam's show interesting if bubba called him up and said wtf dude?

[Ski Lo]

no way sam gets paid anything

No way.
he's just bored ..


I wish I had his problems..

Jamie Fox is a comedian..
Duhh!

[SJ]

jamie foxx is a comedian? could have fooled me

[SJ]

obamaclaus!

[milkman]

That's what he is seen as..believe it or not!

[SJ]

holy stickers

[Ski Lo]

What?

[The Butler]

no way sam gets paid anything

I'd guess Sam is paying.

[SJ]

he should be

[Chob]

I'd guess Sam is paying.
I would hope so.

[Chob]

Colin keeps finding a way to top himself in how fucking vile he is.

[Chob]

I want to hear Amanda and Brent in a Jack Daniels Showdown Challenge.

I like Amanda. It'll suck when he inevitably leaves and they bury her like they did Bramo. :jj:

[Chob]

I got some comics online on Black Friday. Sue me Sean. :jj:

[NeTaS]

:munch:

[NeTaS]

oh shit Colin is missing :jj:

[NeTaS]

Maybe he is at CMCC's hizzouse

[ch3cooh]

oh shit Colin is missing :jj:

Places to check:
- 7-11 Men's Room
- CMCC's house
- Jail
- Ale House
- Titty bars :colinlite:

[The Butler]

Places to check:


Naked, face down drunk in the nearest ditch.

[ch3cooh]

yeah if the durango is at the apartment but no going to the door that makes me really worried.

[NeTaS]

well this is depressing

[The Butler]

Wow!

So sad.

[NeTaS]

is this for real

[ch3cooh]

oh shit oh shit oh shit
colin's dead?!?!?!?!

[NeTaS]

WTF,they wouldn't joke about this I hope,RIP Colin

[1c]

Damn, Fucked up.. RIP Colin

[PissJug]

If this is a rib it aint funny at all but I hope it is. We can't lose Colin

[metalhed1]

I have the chills, I do not like this at all.

[1c]

IO is doing nothing for you guys too?

[NeTaS]

weed dont kill pain per say,it makes you feel good no matter what so you can go about your day without shifty pain meds

[NeTaS]

I'm getting a best of deal 1C

[ch3cooh]

yeah they cut off the commercial break and went straight into a replay

[1c]

I'm getting a best of deal 1C

Thanks, I just restarted it...

[metalhed1]

I'm getting a best of deal 1C

Of course. They can't continue the show.

[Ski Lo]

:wtf:
I hope everything is okay.

[Lerch]

What happened? I just took a break and checked the Twitter machine.

[ch3cooh]

They'll be back on the air at 3 according to shannon on twitter

[NeTaS]

Sounds like they found Colin in his apartment passed on

[ch3cooh]

What happened? I just took a break and checked the Twitter machine.

Colin didn't show up, they sent Shifty to his apartment, no one answered the door, they did a welfare check and found Colin

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Oh man :bigcry:

[1c]

Shannon Burke‏@TheShannonBurke

Please bare with us for a few. We will be back on the air at 3.

[PissJug]

I can't listen to the replay its making me tear up at work

[ch3cooh]

http://i.imgur.com/iglrC.png

[Lerch]

Fuck. That's terrible.

[ch3cooh]

and it's 3 eastern

gahhhhhhhhhhhhh TALK TO US SHANNON!!!

[ch3cooh]

ok, so shannon is playing tool

[ch3cooh]

he had a lot to say
he had a lot of nothing to say
we'll miss him

i don't like this

[BlindLawrence]

I don't listen to the Burke show as frequently as I do Bubba, but I'm tearing up a little, I kind of felt as if I knew Colin, I hope it's not true.

[ch3cooh]

http://i.imgur.com/tTuQJ.png

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Part of me wants to think this is a joke, but my gut is telling me he really may be dead.
Hopefully I'm wrong...

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i highly doubt this is a joke if it is i think burke would lose just about all his listeners over this

[ch3cooh]

Shannon isn't Bubba, he doesn't do works

[BlindLawrence]

I'm friends with Joe from Maine on Facebook, as well as his wife, she's confirmed the news.



"The world lost an angel today... one of the funniest men I have ever known.. Thank you Colin Brady for the late night chats about Monty Python and your relentless humor despise the odds you were delt... You will always be in our hearts and on our minds. We love you RIP — with Joey Petruk."

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Shannon isn't Bubba, he doesn't do works

Well then Fuck, this really sucks.

[NeTaS]

It has to be the most fucked up segment of radio I have heard,and I have heard a lot

[The Butler]

Can I have Colin's lottery tickets?

[1c]

Colin's poor kids.. Sucks

[ch3cooh]

here we go

[ch3cooh]

bubba in studio

[BlindLawrence]

"Loveable fuckup." - Bubba.

[ch3cooh]

i just don't know who they can put in there that will even come close to the rick/colin/shannon chemistry.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

i just don't know who they can put in there that will even come close to the rick/colin/shannon chemistry.

I agree, I don't necessarily think they need another person in there.

[BlindLawrence]

In memory of Colin, still can't believe the man is gone.


Boyz II Men - It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday (with lyrics) - YouTube

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps! Wow, some fucked up shit! RIP MR Colin G Brady!

:beer2:

[1c]

Afternoon peeps! Wow, some fucked up shit! RIP MR Colin G Brady!

:beer2:

Hey Milk, Really fucked up.
:cheers:

[milkman]

They shouldn't feel bad about sending Shifty over! Not like Colin really just to not show up or call!

[NeTaS]

I will never be able to chop him again

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

me either i think im going to get rid of my colin file to ill never use it again and it seems to weird to have it on my computer now

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Anyone know how old Colin was?

[milkman]

Like 42 almost 43 I think!

[milkman]

STFU Joe!

[ch3cooh]

Colin and Fenway reunited...

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Like 42 almost 43 I think!

Shit that's young, it seemed like he was finally starting to get his shit together (except for the CMCC deal, but that was the charm of CGB, wasn't it).

[milkman]

So I wonder if Colin did on purpose, or just the old, "just 1 more pill" deal?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So I wonder if Colin did on purpose, or just the old, "just 1 more pill" deal?

Was he smashing a lot of pills? You think it might have something to do with all his recent shitting/innerds problems?

[iobane]

Dibs on jobberbike

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

probably both

[ch3cooh]

he said during his last hospitalization they found some more clots.

one of those might have gotten him

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

he said during his last hospitalization they found some more clots.

one of those might have gotten him

That would make sense too.

[NeTaS]

it could be natural for sure,dude had some issues

[milkman]

Was he smashing a lot of pills? You think it might have something to do with all his recent shitting/innerds problems?

He had a bag full of scripts the other day, some pain killers, not sure what else. but the way he was talking yesterday about his operation, and they wouldn't do it because of this or that, he may drop dead on the op table, and he was just like, "aww who fuckin cares".

[milkman]

I wonder if it will be on the local news! :bigthink:

[iobane]

Gonna need bagpipes and kilts.

[NeTaS]

Dropkick Murphys - Amazing Grace (Good Quality Studio) - YouTube