Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread November 26-30, 2012

[milkman]

2 years for teabaging?

Fuckin ridiculous isn't it?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I'm kind of thinkin like a serious pic of Colin in the middle, with chops of Colin surrounding it..like a montage of his life as we have known it on IO! :idk:

Thats not a bad idea actually

[Dan Blaze]

He's gonna get teabagged in jail, but not that pussy shit he did :rofl:

[milkman]

I remember driving to Daytona with me wife and the Burke show started! I was sittin there just holding back crackin the fuck up as me wife listened to the shitting hooker! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

man i need a nap im exhausted from drinking all week

[milkman]

man i need a nap im exhausted from drinking all week

Pussy! :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I remember driving to Daytona with me wife and the Burke show started! I was sittin there just holding back crackin the fuck up as me wife listened to the shitting hooker! :jj:

i just turn the radio off when my wife walks in i dont even feel like trying to explain to her what im listening to

[milkman]

i just turn the radio off when my wife walks in i dont even feel like trying to explain to her what im listening to

Pussy again! :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

So now she's just gonna suck dick instead of strip?

:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

it just to much work to explain to her what the shitting hooker is, why spice is alphabating, why bubba is watching porn, and basically any other weird shit they do on the radio

[milkman]

I remember one time, a buddy of ours passed out. We filled up a water balloon with warm water, and pin holes in it. Put it in his hand by his crotch. Then put mayo around his mouth. Then we woke him up, and 3 of us were standing over him and acted like we just zipped our pants. He wiped his mouth and flipped the fuck out! Balloon popped in his lap.

Funny as fuck! He is prolly still mad at us! :jj:

[milkman]

I agree..I am tired of these activist atheist going around filing lawsuits to like remove WWI and WWII memorials with some religious reference in it. Fuck off assholes! :getsome:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:lol: thats pretty funny milk

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

we had a dude pass out on this chair with his mouth open so i poured a bunch of salt and lemon juice in his mouth it was awesome

[milkman]

:haha: Lucky he didn't choke Sin!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

he didnt but he woke up and made a hilarious looking face :braff:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Then the dumbass just goes back to sleep on the chair so my brother grabbed his legs and yanked him off it at like 200 MPH. He got nasty rug burn all down his elbows it was great

[ch3cooh]

What do you do?

Drilling engineer

[milkman]

Sucks Ch..seems like you are a casualty of Pres Obama's Socialist America plan! Scary shit coming up!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Im still blaming the libertarians

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

great my fucking tv isnt working now

[The Butler]

That knife is gonna take some getting used to.

[SJ]

hey

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

rick is pissed i didnt hear this before :braff:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

im gonna hit this tv with a sword if it doesnt fix it self soon

[SJ]

real men use a skirmish repeater

[milkman]

This was so funny...Shannon just sittin back eating, talking about how good the food is! :jj:

[RS]

Milk I was referring to this (3 pages ago I had to go grab lunch).

38 Seconds With Gustavo Almadovar - YouTube


...and Shan eating in the background & commenting on how good the food is is hilarious.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:haha: man i love that video

[milkman]

This is great! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Rick is so mad http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/rick-yell.gif

[milkman]

:haha:

[The Butler]

Auto Parts Nerd for you automotive needs.

[SJ]

55 minutes damn

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/original/0e5e21e98c5c9476e3ebd60d4241fe6e406fae66.gif http://www.kingbubba.com/forums/images/icons/dogkeke.gif

[milkman]

:crylol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you cant smell coke :bane:

[milkman]

Shannon has to scarf down his un-sammich! :jj:

[RS]

sweet, I forgot it was Friday. NFL BETTING TALK OH FUCK I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

[SJ]

yay

[SJ]

suddenly my lunch isn't sitting so well lol

[milkman]

hahaha

[RS]

Shan's impression is hilarious.

Rick's sounds like High Pitch Mike.


oh man these shit stories are cracking me up, I'm going to miss that guy.

[SJ]

"I know"

:rofl:

[SJ]

you guys gotta hear this: http://www.kingbubba.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4169

tuddle stopped at a gas station last night and walked into a fight :crylol:

[SJ]

fuck that cracked me up for some reason

"where's mah phoooone"

[RS]

She threw gas on her? Wtf. Oh wait nm this is Florida we are talking about.


leave it to Tudds to interview her "ahhhh I can't get enough of this. Do you have insurance on this?"

[SJ]

that was awesome... just turns it into an interview :rofl:

I said the same thing - fucking chick throws gas on her? WTF florida?

[Dan Blaze]

See you both say that, but the people who do this kind of shit are usually from up north, places like Boston, New York, Jersey, etc. :jj:

Dumbass northerners are like reverse birds, OH SHIT HEAT IS ON I GOTTA RUN SOUF!

[Tuddle]

Milk I was referring to this (3 pages ago I had to go grab lunch).

38 Seconds With Gustavo Almadovar - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk0wDbyKcSg)


...and Shan eating in the background & commenting on how good the food is is hilarious.

I'm usually not the stereotypical radio guy. I'm sure someone played it before me but I calling dibs on being the first to play that if no one else is.

[Dan Blaze]

I'm usually not the stereotypical radio guy. I'm sure someone played it before me but I calling dibs on being the first to play that if no one else is.

Actually Tuddle, Channel 9 was :ahha:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i herd it on your show first tuddle then every were else

[RS]

Nah all of the violence here just happens with the black and hispanic gangbanger trash.

thanks alot OBUMMER.


hah tuddle is here

[Dan Blaze]

Guuuustavoooo Alma-dough-var :rofl:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/Gustanvo-Almadovar.gif

[RS]

"HEEEEEY I'M STILL LISTENING! I GOT FREE 4G UP HERE!"

[Tuddle]

Actually Tuddle, Channel 9 was :ahha:

Wow doesn't feel good to be on the other end of that.

[The Butler]

2 hour 'til Kent State football. BCS bound!

[1c]

2 hour 'til Kent State football. BCS bound!

Can't wait..

[milkman]

Bet is up! Other game on its way! :D

[milkman]

Ur welcome! :rolleyes:

:beer2:

[milkman]

Damn, long break time playing One! but crank it up!

:rockout:

[The Butler]

Bet is up! Other game on its way! :D

Good man. Go Flashes!

[NeTaS]

:quagmire:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

taco night :woot:

[NeTaS]

:dancingmilk: :palpatine:

[milkman]

Had burrito night last night! :D

[milkman]

:haha: netas

[NeTaS]

taco night :woot:

Sweet I'm jelly :classybubba:

[NeTaS]

how y'all doin

[milkman]

These little 5 inch Yamaha speakers I have in me garage kick ass! :woot:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

good netas just chillin eating a giant taco ;D

[milkman]

how y'all doin

Good man..Friziday..chizillin! You?

[NeTaS]

I had subway for lunch,now I feel kinda blah :jj:




smizzoking a big bizzowl

[milkman]

Great tune..yet sad! :applause:

[milkman]

I had subway for lunch,now I feel kinda blah :jj:




smizzoking a big bizzowl

You mean blah-like lay on the couch blah! Which is awesome! :jj:

[NeTaS]

no not a good blah,eat fresh my ass :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

somtimes subway will do that to me netas if i eat it for lunch at work i end up sitting in my car for a while doing nothing

[milkman]

Well..must be NY shit then..cuz Subway here is pretty good! No where close to Williams Subs, or Jimmy Johns...but ok! :D

[milkman]

This dudes always trashed-smashin buttons and slurring from the second he is on. :jj:

And then he gets annoying! :D

[NeTaS]

yeah it's pretty good for the most part,the deli I liked closed again so subway is the only game in town now,I wont eat a sammich from the bodegas

[1c]

Under, Two best D's in football???

[1c]

This dudes always trashed-smashin buttons and slurring from the second he is on. :jj:

And then he gets annoying! :D

Dude does always sound trashed, Never said it but always thinking it.

[milkman]

I would be too if I lived in Costa Rica running a betting book! Wouldn't you? :D

As he drops the phone..or spills his drink! :jj:

[The Butler]

I think he's admitted to calling in after a few.

[NeTaS]

Easy Rider - The pusher - YouTube

[1c]

I would be too if I lived in Costa Rica running a betting book! Wouldn't you? :D

As he drops the phone..or spills his drink! :jj:

Fo sho, Seems as though he's getting worse :jj:

[milkman]

I think he's admitted to calling in after a few.

Trust me...I'm not saying anything against that..he just gets annoying and this bores me is all! :D

[1c]

Chiefs and the points..

[milkman]

Fuck this dude is trashed..and annoying!

[1c]

Lions for real??? Yea they might beat the Colts at home but Lions won't make playoffs :rolleyes:

[1c]

Fuck this dude is trashed..and annoying!

And most of the shit he says is WRONG!

[Dan Blaze]

@TheShannonBurke we're losing patience with the whole sports pick thing, so you losing patience is hilarious!

:spliff:

[milkman]

Colts will win

[milkman]

Tough call on this one..but have to go Bills at home

[1c]

Tough call on this one..but have to go Bills at home

Jags and the points

[Dan Blaze]

Just heard a cry from Canada, SJ you ok?

[milkman]

I'm just talkin straight up 1C..not gonna look at pts right now

[1c]

I'm just talkin straight up 1C..not gonna look at pts right now

True gambler always thinking of the points ;D

[NeTaS]

the deertrail is full

[milkman]

That's the problem with these radio dudes that get free shit from people! They let these people take over the show..to the detriment of the listeners!

A'la Bubba ALL the fuckin time!

[1c]

Pats gonna crush em, Sorry Milk, Dan..
Would love to be wrong here, But that don't happen much

[milkman]

Pats gonna cruch em, Sorry Milk, Dan..
Would love to be wrong here, But that don't happen much

100 mil bitch! :getsome:

But ur prolly right

[1c]

100 mil bitch! :getsome:

But ur prolly right

Accord, Would love to pay you on this one, Be good for the Bronco's!!

[Dan Blaze]

FUCK THE PATRIOTS!

I'm ok now, it is ok, I'll be ok... WAIT NO I'M NOT FUCK THE PATRIOTS :getsome:

[1c]

Over, Bronco's give the points..

[1c]

I like Charges here too..

[milkman]

Accord, Would love to pay you on this one, Be good for the Bronco's!!

FUCK THE BRONCOS!

[Dan Blaze]

I'm not drunk enough to enjoy this segment.

[milkman]

Milk Man ‏@milkmanfl
@TheShannonBurke @Rickjbtls Damn, can Jack be any more trashed when he calls? Hate to say, but he is on too often and too long.

[Dan Blaze]

Ooooh we're such rebels, milk. tweeting at the big man like that! :jj:

[1c]

Milk Man ‏@milkmanfl
@TheShannonBurke @Rickjbtls Damn, can Jack be any more trashed when he calls? Hate to say, but he is on too often and too long.

As a group they suck, How are they thinking the Eagles have 5 or 6 wins??

[milkman]

Ooooh we're such rebels, milk. tweeting at the big man like that! :jj:

POWER! :jj:

[milkman]

As a group they suck, How are they thinking the Eagles have 5 or 6 wins??

Just because someone puts up bets, doesn't make them knowledgeable on the bets! I am testament to that! :jj:

[BlindLawrence]

I think it would make sense if they ended the show with the Collin Brady tribute song they played earlier.


Sent from my iPhone 4S

[1c]

POWER! :jj:

WHITE

[1c]

I think it would make sense if they ended the show with the Collin Brady tribute song they played earlier.


Sent from my iPhone 4S

I concour.

[milkman]

I concour.

What? Ur an unfinished part of an airport concourse? What the fuck is concour?

:jj:

[1c]

What? Ur an unfinished part of an airport concourse? What the fuck is concour?

:jj:

Ya know, Agree ;D

[1c]

Anyone gonna take one for the team and listen to Sam and see what he has got to say about the passing of our boy?

[milkman]

Then why didn't you say agree? Quit trying to use big boy words! :jj:

[milkman]

Anyone gonna take one for the team and listen to Sam and see what he has got to say about the passing of our boy?

As a matter of fact I am gonna keep it on just for that! Nuthin else on so...

[BlindLawrence]

Anyone gonna take one for the team and listen to Sam and see what he has got to say about the passing of our boy?

<Jumps on the grenade>

[milkman]

Oh fuck this is painful! And a replay! Thank god..I can't listen to this shit! :suicide:

[BlindLawrence]

Replay from October 05, 2012.

[1c]

Wow, That was strange..

[milkman]

What? The start of that show? Totally fuckin gay!

[1c]

looks like I'll catch the last hour of the in-line skater..

[1c]

What? The start of that show? Totally fuckin gay!

I didn't know it was a replay, Shocked me for a second hearing Colin's voice.

[milkman]

Oh..Sam's voice to start and announcing his peta vegan cunt was like nails on a chalkboard!

[1c]

Oh..Sam's voice to start and announcing his peta vegan cunt was like nails on a chalkboard!

Yep, I truly can not stand him..

Off to slacker?