Billy Madison Show Listening Thread - November 2012

[Dan Blaze]

:classybubba:

[milkman]

This slow dude is perty funny! :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

:jj: Yeah, that was pretty good!

[Chob]

Nard reading live reads. :rofl:

[PissJug]

Nard should do more of those

[milkman]

Beats the hell out of Burkes daily Autopartsnerd shit! :jj:

[milkman]

How bout them Dirty Birds PJ! :woot:

[PissJug]

hell yeah!!

[Chob]

"Go to Auto Nerd Parts..er...Auto Parts *taze* AAAAAHHHHHHH!"

[Dan Blaze]

:woot:

edit: Now chob is a billionaire too, muahaha

[PissJug]

looks like you won big Dan :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

so did you! :jj:

[PissJug]

its good being vrich

[Dan Blaze]

Nard cracks me up sometimes, I bet he did think mannequins were real as a kid.

[PissJug]

whoa thanks daddy warbucks

[Dan Blaze]

:brofist:

Had to bring you and Chob into the club man.

[PissJug]

sweaty boners for everybody!!

[Dan Blaze]

:sexyparty:
:lowrider:

[PissJug]

SEXY
:party:

[PissJug]

did Drew end up being spoiler free?

[Dan Blaze]

What I heard was spoiler free, even give dick a rest surprisingly.

[Dan Blaze]

Google presents,

The Billy Madison Show w/ Google

[milkman]

did Drew end up being spoiler free?

Some dude tweeted him what happened on Walking Dead, and he went off on that! :jj:

[Chob]

And you thought kids were bad on a sugar high. O_O

[Dan Blaze]

So, chob, using that link with the aac stream from the bone I figured out how to get that for 96.1 here in Ft. Myers.

http://provisioning.streamtheworld.com/pls/WRXKFMAAC.pls

edit:

I use rainmeter + a theme called omnimo, has a panel for "radio" using streams. So now I have 96.1, the bone, bubba 1 and 2, all at an easy click. ;D

[Chob]

So, chob, using that link with the aac stream from the bone I figured out how to get that for 96.1 here in Ft. Myers.

http://provisioning.streamtheworld.com/pls/WRXKFMAAC.pls

edit:

I use rainmeter + a theme called omnimo, has a panel for "radio" using streams. So now I have 96.1, the bone, bubba 1 and 2, all at an easy click. ;D
Sweet.

BTW for folks who heard it and want to hear it again/didn't hear it. I'm working on editing together a cleaned up version of the Tuddle interview from VR on Sat. Just eliminating some lag, dead air, talking over each other etc.

[Dan Blaze]

All things considered I thought the interview with Tuddle went pretty well, glad to hear you're going to put it up for those that didn't get to tune in. Tuddle was pretty honest and seemed like he had a decent enough time.

[Chob]

All things considered I thought the interview with Tuddle went pretty well, glad to hear you're going to put it up for those that didn't get to tune in. Tuddle was pretty honest and seemed like he had a decent enough time.
Netas has the full show up. I'm just putting together a diet sized chunk of Vanilla goodness with some of the fat trimmed and slightly better audio quality.

[Dan Blaze]

Jeez how much 1c and sj did you cut? :rofl:

[Chob]

:rofl:

[Dan Blaze]

WASSUP BITCHES?

:happydance:

[Dan Blaze]

Break out the tie dye and sandals man!

[Dan Blaze]

Popular vote is mob rule, we're a representative republic.

[milkman]

Electoral college is outdated and inefficient. It also gives too much sway to certain states.

[milkman]

Well, at least this racist on the phone owns it! :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Not disagreeing, but it is funny to hear Billy talk about it. I'm not really a fan of mob rule though, because the mob is easily led.

[milkman]

We need some kind of basic qualifying before people are allowed to vote. Like these fuckin people in this Obamaphone clip, they probably couldn't tell you the 3 parts of gov, yet they get to choose it.

[Dan Blaze]

milk, you really think she's going to vote?

[milkman]

I think several million people like her do, and a lot of them bussed to polling places and told who to vote for.

[SJ]

Nard cracks me up sometimes, I bet he did think mannequins were real as a kid.
only at night once the store closed

[SJ]

We need some kind of basic qualifying before people are allowed to vote. Like these fuckin people in this Obamaphone clip, they probably couldn't tell you the 3 parts of gov, yet they get to choose it.
no one ever agrees with me so I don't expect it now, but IMO if you are on any kind of gov assistance you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

it creates a dangerous environment

[milkman]

I would agree with that, for a period of time. Like a yr prior to the election or sumthin. Would never happen, but is is definitely persuading on how you would vote, especially in elections like this with MR Let's Give people everything!

[SJ]

I would agree with that, for a period of time. Like a yr prior to the election or sumthin. Would never happen, but is is definitely persuading on how you would vote, especially in elections like this with MR Let's Give people everything!
exactly - look at greece - over half the population lives off the gov or works for them

you can't have a fair election like that

[SJ]

the same way here our local mayors and councilors vote themselves pay raises - that shouldn't even be allowed. The people that put them in office should be the ones to say - hey you guys do a good job have a riase, you balanced our budget and got us a surplus. kudos

but instead they can fuck the towns over and take the money for their own interests...

oh local guy owns a construction company and suddenly there's 5 bridges being redone by his company? give me a fucking break

[iobane]

Best part of this is me personally seeing where instances of this were comepletly avoided because benefitting parties abstain or remove themselves from the discourse.

Not saying it goes like that everywhere every time but its not as rampant as your like to believe.

[SJ]

as your like to believe eh?

[milkman]

Like that Cali town here, all the people in charge of it raped it completely, giving themselves millions of dollars. All approved by themselves! Nuts man!

[SJ]

Like that Cali town here, all the people in charge of it raped it completely, giving themselves millions of dollars. All approved by themselves! Nuts man!
the government shouldn't be allowed to make any more government jobs unless we approve it

[iobane]

I wish Canadians could vote.

[SJ]

what are you talking about? I just emailed my vote in

[iobane]

Congrats on being duped.

[Dan Blaze]

The Nardy Madison Show

[SJ]

Congrats on being duped.
:yawn:

[Dan Blaze]

The nick and artie talk about nick walking ad is probably worse than the terrible Diacos laughing ad.

[Dan Blaze]

3 year old gets $2500 fine for peeing in the yard hahaha

[Dan Blaze]

Judge should ban him from watching football :rofl:

[milkman]

Just tuning in, it's a battle of tards! :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

:haha: that was great!

[Dan Blaze]

hahaha "I don't care if I get laid by her!" hahaha

[PissJug]

sushi is pretty good

[FishMuskys]

I just watched the BMS crew in Bubba's studio. Nard is one of the funniest people to see, right done to that weiner of his. Comedy Gold!

[PissJug]

dammit wrong thread

[Dan Blaze]

Obamaphone Lady REMIX - YouTube

[Dan Blaze]

:happydance:

[Dan Blaze]

hahaha cowhead stole a NARD bit!? Fucking awesome!

[milkman]

Myellow!

:beer2:

[Dan Blaze]

Hey milk!

:spliff:

[NeTaS]

eynow milk,dan

[Dan Blaze]

That sounds like a manson bit, George Bush accidentally voting for obama.

[milkman]

Sup sup Netas!

[NeTaS]

Just enjoying the day,it's that time again milk :whistle:

[milkman]

Time for what again?

[NeTaS]

tomatoes are done

[Dan Blaze]

Is it wrong for me to think Hitler would vote for obama? :jj:

[NeTaS]

he might if he thought it brought hardship on merica

[Dan Blaze]

'MURRIKAH!

[NeTaS]

Fuck Yeah

[milkman]

tomatoes are done

Nice! :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

SUP BITCHES

[milkman]

Sup Sin!

[NeTaS]

wasup sin

[Dan Blaze]

SUP BITCHES
:brofist:
:classybubba:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

my days falling apart roads closed every were customers dieing I can't wait to get home and and slam some beers

[milkman]

What did you do Sin, spray some of ur customers? :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

I'll allegedly smoke one in your honor, Sin. :spliff:

edit: I can't hear that commercial without thinking of PJ now...

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Took forever to get to this ladys house and I get there and some guy told me she died. Wasted a good 2 hours getting there to

[NeTaS]

that sucks ass sin

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Don't no why all these roads are closed its extremely annoying

[Dan Blaze]

Took forever to get to this ladys house and I get there and some guy told me she died. Wasted a good 2 hours getting there to

That is pretty nuts. You just have to drive off in cases like that if there is no one else to stick a bill to?

[Dan Blaze]

Don't no why all these roads are closed its extremely annoying

I looked up outworlds road closings on google maps but it couldn't find anything.

edit: hahaha that woman is gonna kill herself.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

We don't screw are customers so we just refund the money that lady paid to her family.

[SJ]

*our

[milkman]

That is so Un American nowadays Sin! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Go milk some cows

[Dan Blaze]

We don't screw are customers so we just refund the money that lady paid to her family.

That is cool.
:classybubba:

Go milk some cows

:haha:

[SJ]

Go milk some cows
go drive two more hours ;D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

That is so Un American nowadays Sin! :jj:

We don't advertise like other pest control companies do we get most or are business from word of mouth so being nice to customers really helps :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

go drive two more hours ;D

I will it my job to

[milkman]

We don't advertise like other pest control companies do we get most or are business from word of mouth so being nice to customers really helps :lol:

Well, this one aint gonna help anymore! Did you try to sell the guy that was there? :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

No it was a bad scene lots of sad people not really a good time for a sales pitch. :lol:

[milkman]

No it was a bad scene lots of sad people not really a good time for a sales pitch. :lol:

Man, not if you follow people like Zig Ziggler-he could have sold every one of them an annual pest control deal, and had them calling their friends! :jj:

[milkman]

Damn, that's a shitty day for that dude, shoot himself in the head with a nailgun! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

What a shity way to go lol

[milkman]

I swear, if the Patriots lose to the Giants, I am going to kill myself! :colinlite:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

You can count on it :lol:

[milkman]

hahaha, WTF did they hit Nard with? :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

hahaha they are shooting each other with BB guns.

[Dan Blaze]

HIT IT LIKE A CHAMP!! :rofl:

[SJ]

we have now entered the mad oldschool fase

[Dan Blaze]

Beautiful avatar, SJ

:bigclap:

[SJ]

something very unsettling about seeing 1c with tits

[Dan Blaze]

well it would offset the size of his head...

[Dan Blaze]

If there was a ban on porn in america I would just watch the porn that already exists, derp.

[NeTaS]

we have now entered the mad oldschool fase

I like it :brofist:

[NeTaS]

for sin and milk or anyone else with win 8 you can add media center for free right now,it takes like 24 hours to get the email but what the hell it's free http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows-8/feature-packs

[milkman]

we have now entered the mad oldschool fase

Fase? WTF is that canuck? You mean phase?
(This one's for you Sin)

:jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Media Center is mad oldschool.

[SJ]

Fase? WTF is that canuck? You mean phase?
(This one's for you Sin)

:jj:
we don't spell corektly in the oldscool

[SJ]

Media Center is mad oldschool.
false:

sid player is mad oldschool ;D

[Dan Blaze]

false:

sid player is mad oldschool ;D

No u.
:classybubba:

[milkman]

Thanks netas. I just downloaded virtual box. May set it up later. I tried to run the Win 8 compatibility test, but have to login as admin, can't do a run as. I'll do that later as well, I lost interest since it wouldn't do run as. :jj:

[milkman]

we don't spell corektly in the oldscool

Well, Sin is always old skool, but you ding him-so no dice! Just another canuck swerve is all.

[SJ]

Well, Sin is always old skool, but you ding him-so no dice! Just another canuck swerve is all.
I've got mad years on sin..

how can he be oldschool if he wasn't born in the oldschool era?

[Dan Blaze]

Hootie just emailed me, said none of us are oldschool.

[NeTaS]

is that old republic game any good??

[NeTaS]

are you in your 20's SJ?

[SJ]

if I was I couldn't be oldschool

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Im to cool for old school

[SJ]

whatever power ranger :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I was more a fan of the herculoids then power rangers

[PissJug]

pink ranger was steamy

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

The green ranger fights MMA now

[PissJug]

does he work the power ranger gimmick in with his entrance or anything

[PissJug]

damn trading in someone elses games is fucked up :jj:

[PissJug]

i call in every time for that $500. it will cost me $150 in gas to go pick it up if i ever win :jj:

[PissJug]

Surviving Christmas is an underrated Christmas movie

[milkman]

i call in every time for that $500. it will cost me $150 in gas to go pick it up if i ever win :jj:

I'll pick it up for yo PJ! :D

[PissJug]

Thats awful nice of you. Whats the shipping and handling fee?

[milkman]

Nuthin, whatever it costs to get it to you! So they give you cash?

[PissJug]

i think so. Drew had a caller that said he met him in the parking lot after picking up his money at the station

[PissJug]

if i ever end up winning i'll break you off $100 for picking it up :brofist:

[milkman]

No prob man! Not too much out of me way on the way home from work. :D

[FishMuskys]

I was caller 26 out of 42 last week. I'd love to have $500 waitin' for me when I get there. Crab Legs will on me!:woot:

[Dan Blaze]

Only time I've ever won money over like $100 was from a free scratch off ticket that a lotto rep gave me at a gas station.

Was very tempted to spend the 500 I won on scratch offs. :jj:

[milkman]

BMS gonna get another cease and desist using a "tack bean bag" :lol:

[Dan Blaze]

:lol:

[Chob]

Domestic Abuse Thursday on the Billy Madison Show!

[PissJug]

:jj: you should know what you're in for when you pick up the line on a caller named Johnny The Racist

[Chob]

I bet Colin is listening with a disgusted look on his face. :colinlite:

[PissJug]

This is great :jj:

"My ass is bleeding cut me a break"

[Dan Blaze]

If that isn't a drop worth saving I don't know what is.

[PissJug]

where that bag of cool ranch doritos?

[PissJug]

so you can say vaginal orgasm but not deep vagina? fcc laws make no sense

[SJ]

sup

[PissJug]

:denzil:

[SJ]

young dumb and full of cum?

[SJ]

uh chubbs just said he's normal - meaning he fucked his 3rd cousin

way to gloss over that guys

[SJ]

they didn't invite the cousins cause they were afraid of some would steal the bride

[SJ]

only in america

[milkman]

Stoopid fuckin kids!

[PissJug]

I blame Teen Wolf

[milkman]

Yeah, well look how that fuck shshshakes now! :jj:

[milkman]

Is the IO staff runnin the Bone now? Or is mercial break ins the new fad in radio? :jj:

[PissJug]

Jack gave KB a shoutoot on twitter

[PissJug]

BMS seem to go into commercials or a promo abruptly most of the time

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Sup bitches

[Dan Blaze]

ON THE NEXT BILLY MADISON SHOW, VOLDEMORT IS GONNA GET TAZED WHILE WE PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I blame Teen Wolf

That movie is full of bad influences

[milkman]

Not sure if that is a good thing about Jack PJ!

[milkman]

Bubba in the news again, with his threats to make the Tampa mayor pay! :lol:

http://www.tampabay.com/news/localgovernment/bubba-the-love-sponge-vows-political-revenge-for-buckhorn-calling-him-a/1261872

http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00248/0429930600_248368c.jpg

[Dan Blaze]

:rofl:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Rage Against The Machine - Guerilla Radio With Lyrics!! - YouTube


Sup Bitches

[Chob]

Time for Billy, Chubbs, Derek, and fat, stoned Cody Rhodes. :rofl: Can't believe I almost missed that gem.

[Dan Blaze]

:haha:

[Dan Blaze]

Billy got his chips jacked by a special needs lady.

[Chob]

Good thing I backread two weeks worth of Bubba chat.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

2 weeks worth of bitching?

[Chob]

It's a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

And no, JGL is not getting a fucking spin off movie. Idiots.

[Chob]

Nard figured out torrents? TDKR doesn't come out on home video until Dec. 4.

[Dan Blaze]

I heard some best buys and walmarts broke street date.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ball watches are for jobbers

[Dan Blaze]

I don't even wear a watch... couldn't see spending that much on one just to be "fancy".

[Chob]

I heard some best buys and walmarts broke street date.
Was going to head to Best Buy anyway. :bigthink: Fuckers didn't have the They Live Blu-Ray. I'm all out of bubblegum. :getsome:

[FishMuskys]

I should've weighed myself before I got sick. I ate two eggs and some toast and went straight to the shitter.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:haha: gross

[milkman]

I should've weighed myself before I got sick. I ate two eggs and some toast and went straight to the shitter.

Soup for lunch! :jj:

[FishMuskys]

If my doctor wants a stool sample, I'm gonna take an empty strainer for him.:jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Was going to head to Best Buy anyway. :bigthink: Fuckers didn't have the They Live Blu-Ray. I'm all out of bubblegum. :getsome:

PUT ON. THE GLASSES. :happydance:

[Dan Blaze]

Bets on if that lady was a stripper?

Adopted parents and birth parents don't want you, damn that is asking for daddy issues.

[Dan Blaze]

Tiny little mouth hugs :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

‏
Power down at studio. Whole block affected. Stay tuned....

Well that sucks.

[PissJug]

nard does sound like hes enjoying the ass kissing :jj:

[PissJug]

Rick will get it fixed

[Dan Blaze]

While yelling at the equipment about EBT.

[PissJug]

emma stone sex tape!!

[Dan Blaze]

emma stone sex tape!!

I came.

Wait, what?

[Dan Blaze]

No really, PissJug. I need more information.

[PissJug]

Chubbs just read the story thats all I know

[Dan Blaze]

:jj: Got me all excited :jj:

[PissJug]

Foley wrote a childrens book wtf

[PissJug]

Billy giving Tuddle props for hooking up the Foley interview

[Tuddle]

Billy giving Tuddle props for hooking up the Foley interview

Yeah that was really cool of him to do that. I really appreciate everything Billy and Cowhead have done for me since I was let go. I know I've said it before but if you have a second please let them know its appreciated.

[PissJug]

Will do. How do you get stuff like that lined up, through relationships with publicists?

[Tuddle]

Will do. How do you get stuff like that lined up, through relationships with publicists?

Just making a lot of contacts. First thing I learned in radio when working with Ron And Fez. Billy The Phone Freak told me to always keep every number you ever get from anybody no matter how big or small they are. Just for example from working in radio for 14 years I've got over 10,000 contacts in my phone which is a bitch to transfer when I get new phones.

[Dan Blaze]

I will gladly tell Billy thanks, Tuddle. Cowhead on the other hand will not receive any such things ;D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:lol: there trying to get the cartel to kill nard :braff:

[Chob]

Just making a lot of contacts. First thing I learned in radio when working with Ron And Fez. Billy The Phone Freak told me to always keep every number you ever get from anybody no matter how big or small they are. Just for example from working in radio for 14 years I've got over 10,000 contacts in my phone which is a bitch to transfer when I get new phones.
Holy shit. You should keep a physical backup printed somewhere.

Also I hope the Foley interview gets podcasted.

[PissJug]

I'm starting to listen to BMS all the way through now instead of switching to Burke at 2

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

me 2

[PissJug]

What kind of implants do you have?

Chubbs :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

nard confusing see with hear :jj:

[PissJug]

The ballbusting has been relentless this week :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

:happydance:

[milkman]

Must have an air show this weekend. Just had a squadron of A-10 Warthogs fly overhead!

[milkman]

On another note-Pres is on teevee...still fucking campaigning while not doing a fuckin thing! :rolleyes:

[milkman]

Trying to really push class warfare! HE is fuckin pathetic...very!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Must have an air show this weekend. Just had a squadron of A-10 Warthogs fly overhead!

i hope they drop a bomb on your head

[Dan Blaze]

Damn Sin that's cold :jj:

[milkman]

i hope they drop a bomb on your head

Me too...pointy head fuck you! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i didnt say i wanted it to explode or kill him just would be cool if a bomb hit milk in the head

[Dan Blaze]

:haha:

[Dan Blaze]

Derek knocked up Carmen! He was a bit too interested when that was brought up :rofl:

[PissJug]

the South will rise again December 21

[Dan Blaze]

What are you planning PJ? :jj:

[milkman]

Pretty dead on..people now a days want to get in a field of work..and start at the top! Fuck working your way up! And when they don't get that..they whine and throw a fit..then get free money from a lawsuit or the gov. Sad but true!

[milkman]

Topless food fight sounds fun! With hawt chicks of course! :D

[SJ]

yo

[milkman]

hahaha, fuckin Derrick!

"if my wife cheats on me, I will leave her, we are done"

"if my wife cheats on me in my car, I will kill her"

:jj:

[milkman]

Dude is a liar-smokes crack and says he thought Mickey mouse was chasing him in thehouse. Bultshit!

[Dan Blaze]

We'll sue the fuckin shit outta you..

Damnit Shannon I can't listen to morgan and morgan ads without hearing his voice now! :burke: