Drew Garabo Listening Thread - November 2012

[Dan Blaze]

:wave2: later sj!

[FishMuskys]

So busy gettin' ready I forgot about IO.

[Dan Blaze]

Wrong thread :jj:

[FishMuskys]

One of these days--I'm gonna win $500.

[Dan Blaze]

I believe in you, Fish.

[FishMuskys]

Fuckin' busy signals!

[Dan Blaze]

fucking thing sucks - YouTube

[FishMuskys]

Great--Cowhead is this assholes favorite show. Probably got through on an ObamaPhone!

[Dan Blaze]

:haha:

[milkman]

This bitch's rant is priceless! :jj:

[SJ]

Morning drew fans

[Dan Blaze]

:happydance:

[iobane]

I prefer to call Friday drew listeners as hatley haters.

[Dan Blaze]

So Bubba isn't allowed to talk to the lightning but Drew is? Interesting.

[SJ]

steve yzerman was huge in hockey. That guy helped make detroit a powerhouse

[iobane]

Playing with the red wings on any xbox hockey game with yzerman was almost considered cheating.

[SJ]

last time i played hockey in a video game was on the SNES :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

NES was where it was at for me SJ

Blades of steel - YouTube

[Dan Blaze]

Ice Hockey - NES Gameplay - YouTube

[SJ]

I remember getting into real fights over blades of steel

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Stevie Y is the man. That is all.

[Dan Blaze]

I remember getting into real fights over blades of steel

I believe it, there was almost a small riot over nba jam tournament edition for genesis at my house when I was a child due to someone cheating with bill clinton.

[SJ]

"he's on fiyah"

[Dan Blaze]

"FROM DOWNTOWN!" :jj:

[SJ]

boom shakalackalackalaka

[SJ]

I still play nba jam

[SJ]

what the hell is this black friday nonsense?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

On nba jam I was always a fan of the big head cheat.

[Dan Blaze]

I still suggest that the Tournament Edition for genesis is probably the best one with the best featureset other than the actual Arcade machines. The 32x one had a weird look to it and the SNES didn't handle right to me.

I probably played too much NBA JAM TE as a kid ;D

[Dan Blaze]

what the hell is this black friday nonsense?

Black people should at least get one day a week, jeez SJ.
:classybubba:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hearing that little bit of Victor tells me he is severly out of league talking with Drew.

[SJ]

:lol:

get those squirrels

[Dan Blaze]

You know god hears and sees you, right SJ? :rofl:

[SJ]

lego my eggo dan

[milkman]

So Bubba isn't allowed to talk to the lightning but Drew is? Interesting.

I think that is because of what went down with the old Lightening coaches daughter or whatever it was, when Bubba was made out to be joking about it...which was total bullshit.

[milkman]

On nba jam I was always a fan of the big head cheat.

1C was in NBA Jam? :jj:

[SJ]

is florida the place old shitty bands go to die?

[Dan Blaze]

I think that is because of what went down with the old Lightening coaches daughter or whatever it was, when Bubba was made out to be joking about it...which was total bullshit.

I remember all that, and it was indeed bullshit, but I just was surprised that Drew got to talk to them seeing as how he's "associated" with bubba from IO and 102.5.

Guessing that means cow and spice can talk to them no problem also.

[Dan Blaze]

is florida the place old shitty bands go to die?

No, that is vegas :jj:

We just hold onto them for a few years before sending them down the road.

[milkman]

I remember all that, and it was indeed bullshit, but I just was surprised that Drew got to talk to them seeing as how he's "associated" with bubba from IO and 102.5.

Guessing that means cow and spice can talk to them no problem also.

Yeah, I think it was made out to be Bubba personally, not the Bone.

[SJ]

No, that is vegas :jj:

We just hold onto them for a few years before sending them down the road.
vegas is more the place where singer/songwriters go to die

you don't see zz top getting too many year long gigs in vegas ;D

[Dan Blaze]

Yeah, I think it was made out to be Bubba personally, not the Bone.

Seems like it... :rolleyes:

[Dan Blaze]

vegas is more the place where singer/songwriters go to die

you don't see zz top getting too many year long gigs in vegas ;D

Don't ever let me hear you suggest ZZ top is shitty again. :getsome:

... :jj:

[SJ]

I wasn't suggesting it

I was stating a fact :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

I wasn't suggesting it

I was stating a fact :jj:

Daaaammmnnn - YouTube

:tuddlelol:

[milkman]

hahaha, love when Drew tools these callers out. :jj:

[milkman]

Umm D-day was in 1944 Drew! :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

I made about 50 bucks while listening to these two guys argue, just finished up a simple computer clean up. :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Umm D-day was in 1944 Drew! :jj:

June 6th, you could tell he was flustered, you know Drew would remember that shit.

[Dan Blaze]

:bane:

Gotta love that DU!

:bane:

[SJ]

humpty hump

[Dan Blaze]

Listen commercial lady, electrolytes are what plants crave. Those appliances don't have what plants crave.

[milkman]

June 6th, you could tell he was flustered, you know Drew would remember that shit.

Well, Drew said D-Day happened in 1942! When ur tryin to make someone else look like a jack ass..have your facts right! :jj:

Everyone knows the Germans attacked Pearl Hardor in 42! :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

milk, 1942 is that game for NES. Get it right :jj:

[milkman]

This dude is full of shit. The Bolts crowd is always at near capacity!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Johnny Carson rapping was :macholol:

[Dan Blaze]

Bugfix out for the spice show app on droidolators errybodeh.

[Dan Blaze]

:lowrider:

where all the white women at?

[SJ]

great rappin today

[SJ]

milk, 1942 is that game for NES. Get it right :jj:
arcade game :munch:

[Dan Blaze]

arcade game :munch:

It also had an NES version.

[SJ]

now that was a decent ned :jj:

[SJ]

It also had an NES version.
yeah but it was originally an arcade game and ported to NES

I think it was actually ported to commodore first though

[Dan Blaze]

I actually remember the NES one more just because of how terrible a port it was....

[SJ]

did that guy say the best rock band is anvil?

:rofl:

[Dan Blaze]

That is what I heard also :rofl:

[Chob]

Catching up on the Thursday and Friday shows now. Drew, you're a class act coming in those days. I hope you get your vacation some time soon when everyone's feeling good enough to go.

[Dan Blaze]

:happydance:

[SJ]

I can't believe that 12 year old kid :jj:

"can you prove god exists"

[SJ]

how fucking stupid is this chick being interviewed about her facebook comments

"well......... ummmm........"

[PissJug]

This guy loves the show more than Angelo

[PissJug]

This guy is whiter than snow i've never heard a black guy call someone a knucklehead

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I can't believe that 12 year old kid :jj:

"can you prove god exists"

Just herd that drew is the man :lol:

[Dan Blaze]

Oh you're NOT calling them murderers, Drew? That is new, good for you. :jj:

Later everyone :wave2:

edit: fuck you for trying to play the "race" card before I tuned out.

[SJ]

isn't it "play" the race card? ;D

[Dan Blaze]

It is indeed SJ! :jj:

[PissJug]

Is there a race card in magic the gathering?

[Dan Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/NyZ78.jpg

[PissJug]

:jj: nice

[PissJug]

I vote for the president based on hairstyle

[PissJug]

:jj: guy wanted to see if Drew was as hot as he pictured him

[SJ]

Is there a race card in magic the gathering?
race your opponent - each player rolls two dice - the higher roller may take 3 cards from the loser

[Dan Blaze]

Black Lotus is *kind of* a race card now that I think about it. If lands count as races...

http://i.imgur.com/Voyvd.jpg

Sort of an anti-race card though?

[milkman]

Still on this shit, obviously didn't miss anything today.

[Dan Blaze]

Well milk, while we may not think it is entertaining, the guy obviously feels strongly about it. I might not agree with his lines today before I stopped listening but at least he's being honest. I wish other radio hosts would follow his example.

[PissJug]

Bubba running long so he can look at naked bums showering...

[Dan Blaze]

Naked Bums are for uncensored radio only, PJ, don't be stupid! :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Shitty that this show has to start almost 20 minutes past 10.

[FishMuskys]

Hey Capt. How's the fishin' been?

[Dan Blaze]

As Drew has said before though, he kinda needs the break between the two shows. He does that long shift on 97x then immediately does the show on the bone. Unlike Bubba he doesn't have a sister to order around to make life easier :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

Cracks me up when Drew purposely goes hyperbolic to "win".

[FishMuskys]

Yeah, that's right Drew. Non-smokers are the best. Our Governor banned smoking in bars and we lost $1.5 mil. immediately. Now the anti's have to pay higher taxes on everything else to make up for it. I roll my own for about $1.50/pack. I also buy my weeds from a casino so I pay 0.0 in tax. Congrats for getting into our business and rights.

[PissJug]

mmmmm Shock Top

[PissJug]

Treadmills should come with coathangers

[milkman]

Drews new demo-75 yr old black woman! Maybe he can lecture them on voting. Oh wait, he already did! :jj:

[PissJug]

Mothballs :jj:

[Chob]

I'm really digging Drew tearing into filthy smokers. :jj:

I've missed a lot this week. Will need to sit down and marathon the first three shows of the week. Possibly today's show too if I'm not around.

[SJ]

morning drew fans

[milkman]

mizornin!

:beer2:

[SJ]

sup milk?

[milkman]

Just workin hard! :D

[SJ]

dear america, this is why you are losing all your jobs

[milkman]

Yep, unions kill another business! Now they have no job! 19000 people out of work for greed of unions.

[SJ]

slippery slope

[iobane]

Unions are fine, learn to play.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I do not think this guy that "stood his ground" will walk. Also I don't agree that it's cool to date a friend's ex.

[milkman]

Unions suck the life out of business, while they line the pockets of the greedy leaders and politicians. Their usefulness has been long outlived.

[SJ]

shemale

[milkman]

I do not think this guy that "stood his ground" will walk. Also I don't agree that it's cool to date a friend's ex.

What if they just fuck them on video? :whistle:

:lol:

[SJ]

why does this motherfucker have a gun on a basketball court where kids are playing?

what if that guy shot the kid by accident?

[milkman]

why does this motherfucker have a gun on a basketball court where kids are playing?

what if that guy shot the kid by accident?

He lived across the street, and went back home to get his gun. Then came back and shot the dude..so I don't see at all how it can be stand your ground. At least that is how I remember this case being.

[milkman]

hahaha, "lack of disrespect"

[SJ]

just like to point out that the election is over and it really doesn't matter if you're a racist voter :jj:

[SJ]

this caller is hanging in there good :jj:

[iobane]

Unions suck the life out of business, while they line the pockets of the greedy leaders and politicians. Their usefulness has been long outlived.

http://www.nashvillescene.com/binary/bb6c/1338322964-politifact_photos_tom-pantsonfire-xport4_.gif

[SJ]

nah milk's right.

unions are killing business - it's plain as day and pretty much fact

[iobane]

nah milk's right.

See how easy that was milk, got you a new sig.

[SJ]

odd, no one has a signature saying you're right :jj:

[SJ]

oh shit I deleted mine saying I was right..

fuck chob admit I'm right again

[SJ]

looks so big and spacey in my posts now...


big and spacey... there's a 1c joke in there if someone wants to make it

[iobane]

odd, no one has a signature saying you're right :jj:

Because it goes without saying.

[milkman]

See how easy that was milk, got you a new sig.

Sweet! :D

[SJ]

steven adler's book was pretty fucked

[milkman]

oh shit I deleted mine saying I was right..

fuck chob admit I'm right again

Never happen again IN MY LIFE! :jj:

[SJ]

so drew, if we became good friends and you and your wife divorced, you're cool if I bang her drum slowly? :jj:

[iobane]

Need to stick to imgur.

[SJ]

the real crash is about people crashing cars and fucking...

[SJ]

saved the auto industry?

[milkman]

Yeah dude, Obama got Osama..he was the lead on that op! :rolleyes:

[SJ]

all they did was make it so if they go down the tubes again now they take your gov with them

smooth move

[SJ]

wigger?

[iobane]

Woah you can't say wigger.

[SJ]

you fat bastard eating on commercials now :jj:

[SJ]

shouldn't a wigger be able to call another wigger a wigger?

[SJ]

and how come you can say nigger and faggot on the radio but not wigger?

must be drew's rule

[milkman]

Same reason you can't say RETARD!

:retardbus:

[iobane]

If chrono trigger isn't in single digits then this list is shit.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

shouldn't a wigger be able to call another wigger a wigger?

As a former wigger myself, I endorse your right to call someone else a wigger.

[milkman]

Oh great, another oil rig on fire in the gulf. hopefully this isn't a repeat of the BP shit.

[SJ]

rocky bane? :lol:

[SJ]

the only spike lee movie worth watching is When the Levee broke

[SJ]

mouthhugs don't count?

[iobane]

Kissing

[SJ]

cpt call in for me with your dk impression :jj:

[SJ]

Kissing
ew you kiss someone after they give you a mouthhug?

[SJ]

bmx? kids don't ride bikes anymore :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

cpt call in for me with your dk impression :jj:

I can't, I'm on lockdown here at work.

[iobane]

Well at least that revealed you knew what mouth hug meant. I was just going to keep you misinformed.

[SJ]

I can't, I'm on lockdown here at work.
you're in a TNA ppv?

shit don't get pinned and grab ODB's tit for me

[SJ]

Well at least that revealed you knew what mouth hug meant. I was just going to keep you misinformed.
nothing wrong with a face party

[SJ]

inb4 bane's nerd rage

[SJ]

and I'll put vcash that chrono is not on any list

[SJ]

also FF is sooooooo much > Chrono series

[SJ]

sweaty boner

[SJ]

rip off artists

[SJ]

hack

[SJ]

chicken dip

[iobane]

Give me odds, ill bet chrono trigger is on that list

[SJ]

Give me odds, ill bet chrono trigger is on that list
I'll give you 5/1 odds chrono is NOT in the top ten

[SJ]

I'll agree it will probably make the list.. but not top ten.. no way

you got pacman, donkey kong the whole mario series, metroid, halo, COD, grand theft etc etc

chrono is long forgotten

[iobane]

Put me down for a million.

[SJ]

you're on

but knowing you, you have the list in your hand

[iobane]

Also I'm betting a million shits I do not give.

[SJ]

booooooooooooooooooooo bane

[SJ]

I'm mandating that if I'm right you must state it in your signature... I don't want your credits :jj:

[SJ]

:crylol:

jake on twitter :rofl:

[iobane]

Sure.

[SJ]

can I just mandate that should be in your signature without the bet? :jj:

[milkman]

Doom and Wolfenstein are the greatest games EVER! Along with Choplifter and F19 Stealth for a flight game! :D

[iobane]

I'm pretty sure it's top 30 if I think he got the list where he got it from.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

you're in a TNA ppv?

shit don't get pinned and grab ODB's tit for me

I was just in a TLC dark match and jobbed to the meat monsah.:jj:

[SJ]

fuck yeah street fighter II

[SJ]

I was just in a TLC dark match and jobbed to the meat monsah.:jj:
:rofl:

[SJ]

street fighter

[SJ]

rightsaidbuken

[SJ]

yep yep yep yep yep

(chun li)

[iobane]

How the fuck do you not know street fighter.

[SJ]

ooof gooey

[SJ]

did anyone find it weird that guile's sonic boom and the yoga flame are in the announcer voice - but the rest are in the character voice?

never got that

[iobane]

Oh shit, the list isn't ranked? It's just 100.

[iobane]

That isnt the hidden Zelda sound you dumb ass.

That's the sound when you pick up a plot item.

[SJ]

well this list is worthless then :jj:

[SJ]

that's like having radio ratings with no rankings.

"how we doing in the ratings?"

"well we're on the list"

"are we number 1"

"it doesn't say"

[SJ]

zelda again

[iobane]

So technically they are all tied for first and trigger is on the list.

[SJ]

also all tied for last

[milkman]

The 100 top number 1 games list! :jj:

[SJ]

wtf did that kid say? fuck this FM bullshit is lame sometimes

[SJ]

hey guise - we believe in free speech, just not on our radio's or TV and you better watch what you say in public too in case someone takes offense and shoots you

[iobane]

It's almost as if you want them to split the streams so the Internet feed isn't dumped?

[SJ]

It's almost as if you want them to split the streams so the Internet feed isn't dumped?
no that would be pleasing the audience so it will never happen

[SJ]

plus fm just can't seem to figure out how to tap into a new advertising market so they fear the internets

[SJ]

how I take a peeeeeeeeeeeee

[SJ]

rocky is a lot less annoying then q tip

[SJ]

did that guys balls never drop or something?

[PissJug]

Q tip is the shit. Love this song

[PissJug]

:jj: fife cosby

[BlindLawrence]

I love Drew's rapping impressions.

[SJ]

:lol:

fat boys

[SJ]

spaz?

[SJ]

finally! baba booey

[SJ]

damn pitbull toddler sounds rough

[PissJug]

shitball cobbler

[SJ]

suddenly I'm not hungry :jj:

[PissJug]

caller "I have $3000 teeth"

Drew "I'm about to come into money"

:crylol:

[Chob]

caller "I have $3000 teeth"

Drew "I'm about to come into money"

:crylol:
:jj: Listening now. Props to Drew for doing a show today. A talk station having live talk. Revolutionary concept.

[Chob]

Boston Mike is pure anti-funny. A black hole of unfunny where no funny or wit or anything remotely intelligent can possibly exist.

[PissJug]

Wow Kayla is very chipper

[SJ]

you called kayla?

just like hey - what you doing on your day off? :jj:

[PissJug]

Nah she was doing intros for the different clips with Victor

[PissJug]

The podcast sounds like shit today :(

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

The podcast sounds like shift today :(

yep real shifty

[PissJug]

it was just the 1st segment with the BMS guys where the audio was shifty. It got less shifty after that

[PissJug]

Kayla has a steamy voice

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

rainy day kayla is steamy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4NSlsrCAAAihgX.jpg:large

[SJ]

gold tooth al fucking strikes again

[Chob]

I did some deep discount comic shopping online on Friday. That's it. Might get some shirts and shit from SuperHeroStuff.com today.

[Dan Blaze]

I like how the news talks about cyber monday and black friday like its a thing. I've been getting emails from newegg, amazon, monoprice, etc. since the beginning of the month. Better deals than most of the stores have during black friday.

Shit I almost understand the twinkie thing, since real twinkies aren't going to exist in their current form anymore.

[Chob]

If the new owners fuck with the Twinkie recipe, there will be hell to pay.

[Chob]

I'm proud to call Drew a brother in the cause of trying to preserve the integrity of the English language.

[Dan Blaze]

I don't "give santa credit" but you have to be a fucking asshole to run around purposely telling kids there is no Santa. I mean, how does that help you?

[Chob]

Seems like something someone would do just to be an asshole for no reason. Raise your kids how you want but don't go upsetting other people's kids.

[Chob]

They need to send out a fucking survey for this shit?

[Dan Blaze]

Seems like something someone would do just to be an asshole for no reason. Raise your kids how you want but don't go upsetting other people's kids.

Seriously.

Shit my daughter is so cynical she figured it out on her own. Santa gets her a couple cheap gifts and daddy gets her the cool stuff! :D

[FishMuskys]

During our recall election up here I found the best political sign that I will proudly display on Christmas Eve. "Recall Santa I didn't get what I wanted"

[Chob]

But on the flip side, I agree with ending the Santa shit.

[Chob]

During our recall election up here I found the best political sign that I will proudly display on Christmas Eve. "Recall Santa I didn't get what I wanted"
Nice one.

[Dan Blaze]

But on the flip side, I agree with ending the Santa shit.

I'm starting to think a mall Santa diddled Drew though, his Santa hate is pretty strong :jj:

[FishMuskys]

It's beautiful. Bright red with white lettering. I'm sure I'll "try" to post a pic when it's up.

[Chob]

I'm not big on lying to and patronizing kids in general. They can handle things better than most people think. Hell, sometimes better than alleged "adults."

[Chob]

DON'T HAVE YOUR KIDS LISTEN TO THE BONE YOU DUMB SHIT.

[Chob]

Sorry about that, the lack of sleep is getting to me.

[Dan Blaze]

I'm not big on lying to and patronizing kids in general. They can handle things better than most people think. Hell, sometimes better than alleged "adults."

Well, nowadays there isn't much point to it, but the origins of the "santa myth" began in a good place. Just like everything else though, we corrupted it and used it for monetary gain.

[Chob]

Well, nowadays there isn't much point to it, but the origins of the "santa myth" began in a good place. Just like everything else though, we corrupted it and used it for monetary gain.
And to give fat old guys something to do at malls.

[Dan Blaze]

DREW, WHERE ON THE ELF DOLL DID THE MALL SANTA TOUCH YOU?

[Dan Blaze]

Wait, stores have sales? The prices change over time!? NO FUCKING WAY!

[Chob]

The true spirit of the season, spending a bunch of cash on upgrading your aging electronics.





















I'm not one to talk because I'm looking to do the same thing. :sofa:

[Dan Blaze]

I always do that shit in the spring once the new stuff starts showing up. Especially true of computer parts.

Electronics are awesome. ;D

[Dan Blaze]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope go away Daniel Dennis please do not come to tampa. Go away nope denied do not want.

DO NOT WANT.

DO NOT WANT.

DO NOT WANT.

DO NOT WANT.

DO NOT WANT.

[Chob]

Oh snap. Russ doesn't have all that many people that like him apparently.

[Dan Blaze]

Oh snap. Russ doesn't have all that many people that like him apparently.

What is to like? :jj:

[Chob]

I have no idea who that is. Even though I'm somewhat familiar with the Monsters. Never heard them though.

Though I do wish Burt Wilson was doing something on IO. I dug him on Burke's show.

[Dan Blaze]

Think of a terrible, lazier Manson. I think that would be the best way to describe him.

I used to listen to the monsters "in the mid day" when they tried real radio down in fort myers 10+ years ago before I knew better. They used to be cheesy and corny, last time I attempted to listen I wished for Cowhead Cruise commercials.

What I'm saying is, I'd rather listen to Cowhead, than the Monsters. Yes, I am not joking.

[Chob]

Oh I think Burt/Bubba is back on the Monsters actually.

[Dan Blaze]

When I last attempted to listen they had some jobber named Drunky instead, trying his best to be a young Bubba Whoop-ass Wilson.

[Dan Blaze]

1 oh 10. :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

I like Kayla:
(just linking rather than quoting, I'm lazy today, fuck you ;D)
https://twitter.com/NervousJared/status/273082057939365888

[PissJug]

The Santa thing gets kids to behave when its close to Christmas by telling them they won't get stuff if they are being assholes

[Dan Blaze]

I just tell my daughter that minus the Santa part, works fine.

edit: Granted she's pretty well behaved, don't have to go that route very often.

[PissJug]

Yeah i guess it would work either way