Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread October 15-19, 2012

[WadeJordan]

atleast its only a couple of hours should be done around 830

[milkman]

Cool..what kind of tie ins?

[WadeJordan]

water and air

[WadeJordan]

threaded galv to socket weld stainless steel

[RS]

9 people in here, nobody posting.

Steve Persall = better than ambien

[Chob]

This spot with Bubba describing the "vibrant hues" of some flowers amuses me greatly.

[milkman]

:rockout:

[Thanos]

No kidding. Today's show has sucked a fat one. :jizz:

[Chob]

:rockout:
I knew you'd be digging this bumper tune.
:rock:

[milkman]

You know it Chob! :D

[The Butler]

Hey now.

:cheers:

[RS]

damn Joe C died at age 26

[Chob]

That's depressing.

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[milkman]

Who's Joe C? And why did he die?

[Chob]

Nerd Herd? :jj: I assume Colin meant Geek Squad.

[milkman]

Cool story! Sorry about ur luck bitch! :jj:

[Chob]

Lucky prick. :jj:

[The Butler]

Nerd Herd? :jj: I assume Colin meant Geek Squad.

He's a fan of Chuck.

[RS]

Who's Joe C? And why did he die?

this midget that rapped on Kidd Rock's tracks. He died from complications of being a midget (for real).

[milkman]

Oh, never was into him. Them fidgets tend to expire young.

[milkman]

Except the miserable ETM! :jj:

[Chob]

Thanks for the anatomy lesson, voicemailer.

[milkman]

Of fuck please no more of this fuckin little cunt! :suicide:

[WadeJordan]

this midget that rapped on Kidd Rock's tracks. He died from complications of being a midget (for real).

im thinking being 3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick would lead to some heart problems for a little guy

[Chob]

When I hear them speak, with all apologies to Sean Ras, eugenics/mass sterilization doesn't sound so bad.

[WadeJordan]

those rednecks are in NY and not one black guy has stabbed them yet? what the fuck is wrong with country

[milkman]

Tigers bats alive in the first Netas!

[RS]

those rednecks are in NY and not one black guy has stabbed them yet? what the fuck is wrong with country


Kimmel is recorded in Hollywood.

[Chob]

Sam Simon doesn't like anyone but himself and his asshole buddies having an opinion/voice on his show? Shocker.

[Chob]

Isn't the Bubbagon being rebuilt at Bubba's studio? Colin vs. Ledge. Book that shit.

[RS]

hahahahahaha Ledge is trolling the fuck out of Colin

[Chob]

No wonder nobody can resist riling up Colin. It's just so damn easy.

[milkman]

Colin trolls himself it is so easy! :jj:

[WadeJordan]

damn Colin all butt hurt, just like a gay man

[Chob]

How dare the lowly producer/board op talk during the great Sam Simon's show.

[Thanos]

Finally caught the Howard / Bubba interview over on Sirius. Just flipped back and the guys are talking about holding sticks. I miss something?

[Chob]

Finally caught the Howard / Bubba interview over on Sirius. Just flipped back and the guys are talking about holding sticks. I miss something?
Ledge vs. Colin blowup over Rick's dog.

[Thanos]

Ledge vs. Colin blowup over Rick's dog.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/who-gives-a-shit-harrison-ford.gif

[NeTaS]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/who-gives-a-shit-harrison-ford.gif

wow he kisses Princess Leia with that mouth :jj:

[milkman]

Really? Isn't it obvious which leg you use a cane for?

[Thanos]

Yeah... that's not how the series House ended. What a moron.

[NeTaS]

shannon seems to get a lot of full of shizz callers

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Really? Isn't it obvious which leg you use a cane for?

Nope because i have no idea either

[milkman]

Nope because i have no idea either

You will find out real fast if you fuck up a leg and need to use one..so don't worry about it! :jj:

[NeTaS]

well I'm a righty so I always hit assholes in the left leg with my cane

[Thanos]

shannon seems to get a lot of full of shizz callers

I'm reminded of an old saying...

You are the company you keep.

[Chob]

Cancel art heist day.

[milkman]

What a fucked up twitter name! Might as well throw in fromstpeteflunitedstatesofamerica

[Thanos]

Holy Shit! New girl is a Cards fan like me? We might have to talk!

[milkman]

Damn..WTF was that play netas? :jj:

[milkman]

Ewww..she's a ginger! BAIL BAIL Will Rogers! :jj:

[NeTaS]

guess they want to go out as total ass clowns milk

[Chob]

Holy Shit! New girl is a Cards fan like me? We might have to talk!
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2734033908/58e1926d55aa378dcdd00fb62864269f.jpeg

[Chob]

guess they want to go out as total ass clowns milk
Embarrassing.
:facepalm:

[milkman]

Yes like I said!! BAIL BAIL! :jj:

[Thanos]

And she's a ginger like me too? Be still my beating heart.

[milkman]

guess they want to go out as total ass clowns milk

That throw to first sure looked like a clown trick! :jj:

[RS]

gingers have no soul.

[milkman]

She's all urs Thanos! :D

[Thanos]

gingers have no soul.

All the better - I don't have a conscience to get in the way of me having a good time.:colinlite:

[Ski Lo]

She's pretty hot,IMO...

[NeTaS]

my sister was a redhead and my brother had brown hair and a red beard,but the red missed me altogether

[RS]

her tweets are fucking stupid.

[milkman]

my sister was a redhead and my brother had brown hair and a red beard,but the red missed me altogether

hmmm, what color was the mailman's hair? :whistle:

:jj:

[Ski Lo]

Seahawks w/ the points..

[Chob]

Isn't tweeting in itself kind of inherently stupid? :bigthink:

[milkman]

She's pretty hot,IMO...

That's what you say about that honey boo shit mom too so...

And ur numerous posts of "hot" chicks! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

That's what you say about that honey boo shit mom too so...

And ur numerous posts of "hot" chicks! :jj:

Ur mean....:jj:


how bout throwing that NFL game up budday...:brofist:

[milkman]

How bout I'll do it when I feel like budday! :D

[Thanos]

"Hot" is in the eye of the beholder. I like 'em red-headed and curvacious. :stormtrooper:

[Ski Lo]

:terrific:

[milkman]

hahaha CM

[Thanos]

Confirmed freak - she's got piercings. CM and I should tag team it. :boner:

[Chob]

I'll find you guys a security cam provider. :jj:

[RS]

ok what the fuck is that all about? Yeah I want shit piercings in my arms that sounds like a great idea. People are fucking stupid.

[Thanos]

ok what the fuck is that all about? Yeah I want shit piercings in my arms that sounds like a great idea. People are fucking stupid.

It's like a bullseye target for when she's jerking you off. That's where you aim.

:lol:

[milkman]

Cabrera 2 run homie! Broke his playoff drought!

[NeTaS]

Cabrera 2 run homie! Broke his playoff drought!

Meh :D

[milkman]

Stanks don't even look like they are into this at all netas!

[ch3cooh]

living nuisance

[The Butler]

Stanks don't even look like they are into this at all netas!

They got tee times booked this weekend.

[Chob]

They should throw in Yellow Ledbetter to really screw them up. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

at him drawing pictures of mountaintops with him on top

[milkman]

They should throw in Yellow Ledbetter to really screw them up. :jj:

C/v You mean Fellow Bedwetter C/v :colinlite:

[NeTaS]

They got tee times booked this weekend.

That sounds about right :jj:

[Ski Lo]

I don't know it so I'm not going to answer....:colinlite:

[Thanos]

I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools. I've watched all the dropouts who make their own rules.

[milkman]

I watched al the dropouts who make their own rullllez!

[RS]

Holy shit Colin you are retarded.

[Chob]

Most of these are way too fucking easy.

[Thanos]

Ozzy is much more understandable when singing versus talking.

[Chob]

Ozzy is much more understandable when singing versus talking.
He's like the complete opposite of every other vocalist ever.

[Chob]

Back later. :denzil:

[NeTaS]

later chob

[Ski Lo]

c ya chobster..:wave2:

[milkman]

hahaha got some message from some fuckin CC or other loan shit place. sounded like it was totally auto tuned!

[milkman]

L8R Chob! You goin to hang out with PJ during Diacos or what? :D

[NeTaS]

he was on heroin shannon,he didn't care about the lyrics ;D

[milkman]

titty!

:beer2:

[Thanos]

"Awe hell naw!" :munch:

[milkman]

Crank it up! :rockout:

[SJ]

lemme know when the 20 minute intro is over :jj:

[Thanos]

You're actually missing a good intro SJ.

[milkman]

One of the greatest music vids of ALL time! :D

[Thanos]

One of the greatest music vids of ALL time! :D

The story behind "One" is so deep. Johnny Got His Gun is a hell of a cautionary tale against war in our world.

[milkman]

That was a hell of a movie! Deep!

[milkman]

OH no..B2 has turned to total TALLICA! Awww no!! :woot:

[The Butler]

Titty.

[milkman]

Tallica Titty Butler!

:beer2:

[SJ]

You're actually missing a good intro SJ.
a song I can play on my own itunes at 320k instead of this shitty 64k?

[SJ]

2:15... shit I called this one

[SJ]

lol thrash band my fucking ass

[milkman]

better turn it down for the shittin hooker! :jj:

[Chob]

Couldn't find Colin? Just locate the nearest pile of crusty socks.

[The Butler]

http://digitaltexan.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/big-tex-fire-01.jpg

[milkman]

Or bread crumbs! nom nom nom

[SJ]

what the hell is that butler

[The Butler]

Big Tex.

[milkman]

Oh good..football talk..great segue into the Weekend Slack n Sports thread! :D

[The Butler]

2:10PM EDT October 19. 2012 - The players implicated in the New Orleans Saints' bounty scandal have asked NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to recuse himself from the appeals process, basically saying he's not an impartial judge because he's the one that levied the punishment in the first place.

Goodell has obliged. He will step aside and allow his predecessor Paul Tagliabue to hear the appeals, the NFL has confirmed via a statement from Goodell, who says he will have no further involvement in the hearings to come.

[Thanos]

http://digitaltexan.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/big-tex-fire-01.jpg

Burning Man is ending a little late this year, isn't it?

[NeTaS]

pigskins :rolleyes:

[Lerch]

Yo. :drinkup:

[milkman]

Yo Lerch!

:beer2:

This hurtin my feelings shit is out of control! :rolleyes:

[Thanos]

Isn't the very fact that you're using something as your mascot proof enough that you like and respect said mascot?

Would the Atlanta Braves use a Native American as their mascot if they didn't like Native Americans?

"I hate rabbits... so I'm going to name my football team after them, go out and win a championship. Wooooo!"

[milkman]

The whole argument is pathetic. :rolleyes:

[iobane]

Burning Man is ending a little late this year, isn't it?

I prefer the wicker man in the morning tbh.

[radiopirate]

Sup boys?!

[milkman]

Yo RP! How's the Silky Milky business? :D

[Chob]

Oh Jesus, this never ends does it?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/19/hulk-hogan-sex-tape-partner-heather-clem-swinger-recording/

I hadn't seen it posted here so yeah...

[milkman]

Damn..this dude is a total douche! :jj:

[Chob]

I'm counting the days until this fucking election is over.

[milkman]

How many days Chob? Without Googling? :jj:

[Chob]

How many days Chob? Without Googling? :jj:
18?

[iobane]

Odonnell has a point though, has taggert ever really taken or thrown a punch?

[iobane]

15 (technically 16)

[Lerch]

i know what rhymes with Taggert.

[milkman]

Close enough Chob! :jj:

[milkman]

Romney owned it last night at that Al Smith dinner! :D

[milkman]

Better watch it Shannon..ur boss challenges people to fights all the time...he just backs out when they accept! :lol:

[SJ]

why do these bikes always need shops?

[radiopirate]

Yo RP! How's the Silky Milky business? :D

Same shit dif day. How's the milkin' goin?

[Chob]

Sterile? Hmm... BRB, grabbing a Diet Pepsi.

[milkman]

Same shit dif day. How's the milkin' goin?

Just milkin it day by day! :D

[milkman]

Sterile? Hmm... BRB, grabbing a Diet Pepsi.

Oh come on man..you have to want at least 1 little Chobble runnin around! :D

[radiopirate]

Just milkin it day by day! :D

They say if you do that everyday you'll go blind....:bigthink:

[Chob]

I can't in good conscience inflict such a blight on the world.

[milkman]

They say if you do that everyday you'll go blind....:bigthink:

Not my kind of milkin you won't!

[radiopirate]

Fair enough.

[milkman]

Damn it..everytime I hear this song I want some X!

[radiopirate]

Has Shannon gone bubba jr on us? Long intro and stupid games?

[milkman]

I can't in good conscience inflict such a blight on the world.

Inflict blight! UR little spermies are gonna be mad at you, better be careful! :jj:

[NeTaS]

He's slacking

[milkman]

Has Shannon gone bubba jr on us? Long intro and stupid games?

Long intros no, not usually. Stoopid games-way over the top.

[Chob]

Burke's always had the music bumpers as far as I can remember. It's something I could do without but I usually tune them out. I like this song though.

[radiopirate]

They need to kick drew out and bump billy up and put Burke right where billy is. That would be a strong line up.

[Lerch]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/17/terri-graham-mother-breastfeed-dog-photo_n_1974596.html

:nuts:

[Chob]

The only way Shannon will be heard on the Bone any time soon is if Bubba goes through with his idea to put Shannon on his show.

[milkman]

All them fuckin ad bullshit on iggy sites is fuckin annoying. And the only way they make money on those is stupid fucks like Shannon that just click them.

[Chob]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/17/terri-graham-mother-breastfeed-dog-photo_n_1974596.html

:nuts:
:lolwhut:

[Chob]

All them fuckin ad bullshit on iggy sites is fuckin annoying. And the only way they make money on those is stupid fucks like Shannon that just click them.
You just have to know what you're doing, which Shannon clearly doesn't.

[milkman]

That is disturbing Lerch..what the fuck are you into these days? :nuts:

[NeTaS]

that is just uhh WTF Lerch :jj:

[milkman]

You just have to know what you're doing, which Shannon clearly doesn't.

It is still very fuckin annoying. :getsome:

[Thanos]

I'll never get folks who cheap out on television. It's not expensive.

Shocker - the best place to watch television is through your television.

[radiopirate]

The only way Shannon will be heard on the Bone any time soon is if Bubba goes through with his idea to put Shannon on his show.

Yeah I seen you guys taking about that. Lets just say that wouldn't work out very long.

[milkman]

I'll never get folks who cheap out on television. It's not expensive.

Shocker - the best place to watch television is through your television.

Not expensive is very relative! To you paying 2-3 hundred a month may not be much. To most people it is.

[milkman]

So how many dudes has Colin met off of Match? :colinlite:

[The Butler]

October 18. 2012 - Tony Stewart's "Prelude to the Dream'' race that raised millions for charity and annually brought NASCAR stars, along with those from IndyCar and NHRA to his Eldora (Ohio) Speedway will not be run next season, the track has announced.

[NeTaS]

that's surprising B,thought I read he is having a truck race there on the dirt also

[Thanos]

Not expensive is very relative! To you paying 2-3 hundred a month may not be much. To most people it is.

My Dish Network bill every month is only $95. If you can't swing $95 a month for your major source of entertainment, then you've got bigger problems than worry about what you can watch on tv.

[Lerch]

My Dish Network bill every month is only $95. If you can't swing $95 a month for your major source of entertainment, then you've got bigger problems than worry about what you can watch on tv.

You can't get AMC. (yet.)

Deal breaker. :D

[Thanos]

You can't get AMC. (yet.)

Deal breaker. :D

Not for me. There's nothing on AMC I would want to watch.

Full Disclosure: The Walking Dead sucks balls.

[milkman]

My Dish Network bill every month is only $95. If you can't swing $95 a month for your major source of entertainment, then you've got bigger problems than worry about what you can watch on tv.

Can't tell me that includes NFL package with every game! So back to needing sumthin else for that. And yeah, $95 to some people may be out of reach for teevee!!

[Chob]

Full Disclosure: The Walking Dead sucks balls.
O_O

[Thanos]

Can't tell me that includes NFL package with every game! So back to needing sumthin else for that. And yeah, $95 to some people may be out of reach for teevee!!

Nope, no NFL package... but I don't like the NFL anyway. Not a fan of football.

[Chob]

Mmm...flaming hot Cheetos.

[Thanos]

O_O

I gave the Walking Dead a chance. I saw the first four episodes of season one and just had to give up. It bored me to death. The acting is terrible. All in all, it's just an overhyped mess.

[Lerch]

Not for me. There's nothing on AMC I would want to watch.

Full Disclosure: The Walking Dead sucks balls.

hahaha

[Chob]

Another good thing that's going to be ruined by idiots.

[milkman]

Mmm...flaming hot Cheetos.

No doubt..me son would bring em home from school for me! He was a hustler at school. Sellin pencils, erasers, paper, whatever. And every day bring me some home! :D

[NeTaS]

I like breaking bad and hell on wheels,but not a walking dead fan,AMC has some good stuff

[Chob]

I usually have them in those "Munchies" bags. A mix of the Cheetos, Doritos, Sun Chips, and Rold Gold pretzels. All spicy as hell. Mmm...now I want to go grab a bag.

[milkman]

Never watched any of em!

[Lerch]

Diet soda tastes shitty. Never touch the stuff.

[NeTaS]

I think I watched Breaking Bad starting after the 4th season it is a great show

[milkman]

Oh shit..there goes the racin world! A fuckin Pakistani is in the NNS race! :thud

[NeTaS]

Diet soda tastes shitty. Never touch the stuff.

uhg it sucks,I have friends who say they drink it for the taste

[Lerch]

Is his sponsor an oil or fuel company? :jj:

[Chob]

Oh noes.

At this rate, what isn't going to kill us?

[Chob]

uhg it sucks,I have friends who say they drink it for the taste
I drink it because of the diabeetus.

[Chob]

Also Diet Coke/Pepsi with lime is the shit.

[NeTaS]

I drink it because of the diabeetus.

Well that's a dam good reason

[milkman]

Is his sponsor an oil or fuel company? :jj:

He actually talks total American..driving the 38 car. Was just a joke! :D

Nur Ali, sponsored by Boom Boom suicide vests! :jj:

[NeTaS]

he was just flipping out huh

[Chob]

Well that's a dam good reason
I know right? Either way, I'm plagued with the risk of heart disease. Might as well enjoy the years I have left. :jj:

[Lerch]

He actually talks total American..driving the 38 car. Was just a joke! :D

Nur Ali, sponsored by Boom Boom suicide vests! :jj:

You windtalked me, how ironic! :beer2:

[milkman]

he was just flipping out huh

Who Nur Ali? Yeah, he wasn't happy was he! lalalalallala :jj:

[Lerch]

I know right? Either way, I'm plagued with the risk of heart disease. Might as well enjoy the years I have left. :jj:

I have been known to use diet soda in mixed drinks. I stand corrected. ;D

[NeTaS]

Who Nur Ali? Yeah, he wasn't happy was he! lalalalallala :jj:

No he wasn't, I had the sound off on the TV but DR.Jerry looked a little scared :jj:

[Lerch]

He said if you drive him hard he will bomb your pit stall.

[Chob]

Official word from Hogan:
I know spice is cool but I just played up like a jabrone all the time because someone always wanted me to when I would check in

Well that's a relief. Spice's coolness is intact.

[milkman]

No he wasn't, I had the sound off on the TV but DR.Jerry looked a little scared :jj:

I turned it up to hear him cut a promo! No Allah mentions to report! :jj:

[milkman]

Sounds like a dog howling!

[NeTaS]

huh wonder if they make kosher pepsi,the throwback is the bomb

[Thanos]

Coke with real cane sugar is a total myth. They don't use it anymore in their formula. Not sure why people think the mix used in different countries is different than any other kind here. These callers are morons.

http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/28/study-hey-hipsters-mexican-coke-might-be-a-myth/?xid=yahoo-feat?xid=huffpo-direct

Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola.

[Lerch]

Official word from Hogan:


Well that's a relief. Spice's coolness is intact.

I don't think Spice cares. He shouldn't.

[Lerch]

Who knew Strahan would replace Regis Philbin?

[Lerch]

A-Rod hate? :munch:

[NeTaS]

Just be glad the sox didn't get him lerch :smug:

[Chob]

I don't think Spice cares. He shouldn't.
That's the joke. :jj:

[Lerch]

The problem is A-Rod has lost it. He's breaking down.

Netas, you're absolutely right. Whew. :D

[milkman]

The problem is A-Rod has lost it. He's breaking down.

Netas, you're absolutely right. Whew. :D

No worries Lerch..the Dead Sox will blow a couple hundred mil this off season on worthless fucks again! :jj:

[Lerch]

No worries Lerch..the Dead Sox will blow a couple hundred mil this off season on worthless fucks again! :jj:

If you don't spend the budget, you don't get the difference back. $$$$

:momlol:

[milkman]

Yep..so they will buy another basement team for next season! :jj:

[NeTaS]

they interviewed the yanks pena for manager

[Lerch]

i heard he was in that awkward catcher's stance during the interview.

[NeTaS]

:jj: must have been because he didn't get the offer

[milkman]

He was just takin a shit on the deal! :D

[Lerch]

Soxs are dead to me. Until May.

People are so stupid. If you bust Colin's balls about the Pats and not the Red Sox, you will get him more fired up than ever.

[Lerch]

Good parody from a guy who just might walk into traffic by accident.

[NeTaS]

he didn't curse at wilson?

[milkman]

An actor cussing is news? Wow!

[Lerch]

he didn't curse at wilson?


Castaway?

[Thanos]

It's so childish when news anchors flip their lid over a "curse" word. Grow the fuck up.

[NeTaS]

yeah I figured he got mad and swore at him at least once :jj:

[milkman]

Yayyy..scrap Name That forever! Cheesy!

[Chob]

Kids are tossing these words out by fifth grade now. Time to grow up.

[NeTaS]

tom hanks was on happy days twice :lol:

[Lerch]

dude tom hanks was a tranny on tv. why can't they say asshole on the fucking radio?

[Lerch]

bachelor party. hilarious.

[NeTaS]

Governments christian values :jj:

[Thanos]

Strange Brew - was a bit on SCTV with Dave Thomas.

[NeTaS]

give me a little ball wilson



bob and doug mckenzie

[milkman]

Forrest Gump was a great flick..and a helluva job by him.

[Thanos]

Strange Brew - Original Trailer - YouTube

[Lerch]

Take off you hoser.

[milkman]

Great Israel again! :rolleyes:

[Chob]

Great Israel again! :rolleyes:
More of a Palestine guy? :rimshot:

[Lerch]

It was a good call.

[Thanos]

For those of you old enough to appreciate Jamie Lee Curtis and her fine-as-hell self, I'm showing you some love over in the 50 Shades of Slack thread. *wink-wink*

[milkman]

not bad this time Lerch..but usually...worthless!

[Thanos]

Can't believe they've forgotten both The Money Pit and The 'Burbs!

[SJ]

the burbs was the one I was thinking should be up there

[SJ]

and of course big... big rules

[SJ]

rick moranis - ghostbusters, strange brew

[Chob]

and of course big... big rules
Yes it does.

[NeTaS]

Honey I shrunk the kids :jj:

[SJ]

also rick moranis - little shop of horrors