The Walking Dead Thread (Season 3) (Spoiler Warning)

[PissJug]

*69 that cunt

[Chob]

It was Kevin Nash up to his old tricks.

[PissJug]

oh shit that zombie was bobbin and weavin

[Chob]

Man, it's like she came killing that walker. :jj:

[PissJug]

if Hershel turns will someone make a Herschel Walker joke?

[PissJug]

i'm guessing they're going to pan down and show that the phone isn't even connected at some point this episode

[Chob]

if Hershel turns will someone make a Herschel Walker joke?
Everyone. And they'll all think they're the first to do so.

[Chob]

LOL @ that walker "oh shit my guts are falling out."

[PissJug]

that was nasty

[Chob]

2spooky4me

[PissJug]

she wants some of the little govnah

[Chob]

Oh snap. Shit gonna get real.

[PissJug]

reunion episode

[Chob]

:lolwhut:

[SJ]

damn I guess I gotta catch the replay

[Chob]

Oh hey it's Carol. Remember her?

[PissJug]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vr0jRq3k1r7niyio1_500.jpg

Heeey... Carol... Good To See You!!

[SJ]

this episode is crazy

[SJ]

there's no way that phone is really plugged in

hershel was testing his mind I think when he said he'd stay till they called back

[PissJug]

Merle is a Paul Heyman guy

[PissJug]

yeah Rick has gone full blown loon talking to imaginary people on the telephone

[Chob]

Merle is a Paul Heyman guy
:jj:

[SJ]

no fucking way

[SJ]

omg best fucking ending ever holy shit

[SJ]

not surprised carol is still alive. We never saw her death... but fuck michonne showing up like that at the prison was crazy sauce

[SJ]

how the hell did rick get so clean anyways?

[Chob]

not surprised carol is still alive. We never saw her death... but fuck michonne showing up like that at the prison was crazy sauce
None of the walkers even tried to approach her. Racists. :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

omg best fucking ending ever holy shit

i wish i didnt read all the comics nothing surprises me very much :bigcry:

[SJ]

i wish i didnt read all the comics nothing surprises me very much :bigcry:
that's why I stopped.. I don't think I even made it to the prison in the comics

[Chob]

I'm going to wait until season 3 ends. Then maybe pick up the first hardcover or that Compendium.

[SJ]

why is michonne so surprised the zombies ignore her when she smells like them?

isn't that why she had 2 on a chain?

[Dan Blaze]

I think she didn't realize how much of an entrail bath she had. She obviously knows that smell works.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I would make all my clothes out of zombie skin

[Dan Blaze]

or at least have a "skin sleeve" to put over your jacket, something.

[iobane]

Andrea being the litmus test for evil guys is amusing though.

[SJ]

I really hope blondie gets bit... I'm not gonna feel bad. She's a cunt

[Chob]

I want to see more of that Survival Instinct game damn it. But that seems to be the only in game footage out there. I looked up the game devs. Not looking promising. :(

[PissJug]

Glenn is about to bust out and pull some jet li shit

[Chob]

:thatsracist:

[PissJug]

did rick just cop a feel?

[SJ]

dat ass

[Chob]

Man Andrea loves that Governor cock.

[Chob]

First time I've ever heard "spearchucker" used on a TV show too.

[SJ]

who said that? I missed that

[PissJug]

Carol said it

[Chob]

Merle, who else. Said he hoped T-Dog's death was slow.

[SJ]

GTFO :jj:

[Chob]

Carol said it
:rofl:

[SJ]

Merle, who else. Said he hoped T-Dog's death was slow.
I missed the first 10 minutes I think

[PissJug]

i can't believe the governor said andrea's piss flaps reminded him of a quiznos beef and cheddar

[Chob]

If Merle busts out a "moon cricket" I'll die laughing. :jj:

[Chob]

i can't believe the governor said andrea's piss flaps reminded him of a quiznos beef and cheddar
:spit:

I miss having a Quiznos around here.

[Chob]

We need to get PJ a writer's slot on the show.

[Chob]

Oh hell, whatever they're up to won't be pleasant.

[PissJug]

it would have to be on hbo or showtime. i'd have a maggie and andrea lez scene every week :jj:

[PissJug]

OH SHIT!

[Chob]

I haven't seen moves like that since Black Widow in the Avengers.

[SJ]

was that a bruce lee impression?

[Chob]

Oh shit, Glenn's gonna go super saiyan.

[PissJug]

he rips the duct tape off to reveal an Arashikage ninja clan tattoo

[Chob]

WTF is this Catfish shit?

[PissJug]

a horrible movie about a dude who goes to meet this girl he met online and she isn't what she says. now there is a tv show about it

[SJ]

door bangs shut - but is clearly flapping :jj:

[PissJug]

starting to think the governor isn't such a bad guy after all

[PissJug]

HEY NOW!

[PissJug]

ok maybe he is a bad guy

[Chob]

He wants more beef and cheddar.

[PissJug]

i don't think Maggie is DTF

[PissJug]

i have a photo stream of my BMs

[Chob]

Link?

[Chob]

Aw yeah, badass team up time.

[PissJug]

:jj:

[SJ]

again with the trapping in the buildings

[PissJug]

looks like the cabin Jacob was in on Lost

[Chob]

What they need to do is find a mansion or an art museum converted into a police station. Nothing could go wrong.

[SJ]

this show is going to have guys in red shirts soon ;D

[PissJug]

http://www.fanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/khaaan.jpg

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!

[SJ]

:lol:

[PissJug]

T O P L E S S

[Chob]

Governor Mund runs this shit.

[SJ]

fucking cliffhangers

[PissJug]

ronnies undead block party

[Chob]

Motherfucking cliffhangers.

[Chob]

fucking cliffhangers
Heh.

[SJ]

lets kill some zombie whores :jj:

[Chob]

DAT MUSIC.

[PissJug]

midseason finale??? you cocksuckers!!!!!

[Chob]

Someone was a fan of the Manhunt soundtrack.

[Chob]

midseason finale??? you cocksuckers!!!!!
:troof:

[PissJug]

Revolution is pulling the same shit. what does breaking a season into 2 parts accomplish?

[Chob]

Watch AMC catch shit for airing "spearchucker."

[SJ]

Revolution is pulling the same shit. what does breaking a season into 2 parts accomplish?
christmas break... specials... carols.. blah blah

[Chob]

I want a Walking Dead Christmas Special.

[SJ]

I can picture carl walking up to rick

"I had to put down santa"

"ohhhhh nooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooo"

[PissJug]

merle makes midget comments about the elves

[PissJug]

EDIT wrong thread

[SJ]

:lol:

[PissJug]

more maggie boobs tonight

[SJ]

mid season finale - I'm predicting major cliffhangers :jj:

[PissJug]

one that will piss everyone off because we have to wait for february to see what happens next

[PissJug]

that Bates Motel show looks pretty cool

[SJ]

feb? fuck that's bullshit

[SJ]

there's no fucking month off in a zombie apocalypse...

[SJ]

I can't wait for merle to blast that fucking governor

[SJ]

omg 25 cent is on the show

[SJ]

and tyra banks O_O

[PissJug]

hope we aren't supposed to give a shit about these jobbers

[SJ]

we will next season when they make half the shows about them

fuck

[PissJug]

oh no its like Lost but much much worse

[SJ]

so that prison isn't safe at all if you can walk in the back

has no one in ricks camp gone around the fucking building?

what the fuck

[SJ]

quite the tenses

[PissJug]

carol wants some beef

[SJ]

lesbian!

:rofl:

[PissJug]

oh no :munch:

[PissJug]

the hobbit looks horrible

[SJ]

is it just me or does the makeup in this hobbit movie look horrendously fake?

like - hey we're wearing fake ass stick on hair fake

[SJ]

if they don't get glen out and they get captured or leave us hanging I'm gonna be so fucking pissed

[SJ]

and if this is a finale, why isn't it two hours? you can't use the fucking term and punk us off like this with no payoff... no deal :jj:

[PissJug]

can't be any worse than the two towers i guess

[SJ]

rick is motherfucking batman

[PissJug]

flash bang COD style bitches

[PissJug]

well that was easy :jj:

[SJ]

that lyin motherfucker merle

[PissJug]

has anybody been hit yet? :jj:

[SJ]

damn rick is one haunted dude

[PissJug]

get down maggie wtf

[SJ]

more rounds wasted there then the whole rest of the seasons combined :jj:

[SJ]

get down maggie wtf
GET DOWN!http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjrwko9wD1qfnntao1_500.png

[PissJug]

Carl you asshole don't lead them back

[SJ]

damn this is a good episode

[SJ]

holy moly

[PissJug]

YEAH!!!!

[SJ]

ouch

[PissJug]

oh man thats nasty

[SJ]

he's a pirate now

[PissJug]

how is he alive

[SJ]

that sword has a zeppelin symbol ;D

[PissJug]

Andrea is dead meat

[SJ]

gruesome

[SJ]

lol this looks good

[PissJug]

twilight with zombies instead of vampires

[SJ]

that didn't look very serious :jj:

[SJ]

reminded me of zombie honeymoon or.... there's another one where the guy is undead but he talks.. he's like half undead? that one was good too

[PissJug]

idle hands was ok

[SJ]

idle hands was ok
:lol:

[PissJug]

hurry up with these assholes we don't care

[SJ]

haven't seen that one in forever

[SJ]

johnny knoxeville and the terminator?

[PissJug]

how about just show us the next episode you bastards

[PissJug]

what the hell is Daryl doing listening to the speech

[SJ]

>zombie outbreak
>terrorists

sheesus let it go :jj:

[SJ]

oh shit here we go

[PissJug]

Daryl watches Merle die roll credits

[PissJug]

oh fuck nevermind

[SJ]

cliffhangers everywhere

[PissJug]

http://robertreviewsstuff.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/cliffhanger-1.gif

[Chob]

A bit late on the replay. Will have to suffer through Hardwick's bullshit to catch the next one. :suicide:

Watching in standard definition blows. Especially with the Maggie boobs. :jj:

[PissJug]

:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

it was good but it wasn't that good i was hoping for more of a suspenseful ending

[Chob]

Should I go on Twitter and then bitch about spoilers when I could've avoided Twitter? :whistle:

[PissJug]

nah don't ruin it for yourself

[Chob]

That's the logical thing to do. :jj:

Anyway that's a hell of a cliffhanger but it seems like they're dragging this out longer than necessary.

[Chob]

Welcome to episodic television I guess.

[Chob]

Oh sweet, NYE marathon. :woot:

[PissJug]

February 10 ugh

[Chob]

February 10 ugh
That really sucks.

[Chob]

To steal/modify a new favorite phrase of Bubba's, "oh my eye." :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

That's the logical thing to do. :jj:

Anyway that's a hell of a cliffhanger but it seems like they're dragging this out longer than necessary.

They pretty much have to, with the start of this angle they quickly ripped through two major sections in the comics. At this rate they will be operating solely on their own material within a season or two.

I have liked this season a lot more than last, but I do have to say:
(Comic shit starting here regarding Governor)
the recreation of Michonne waiting for the governor just fell flat for me. She was assaulted with words and held for 20 minutes before, not raped, beaten, and tortured for days. I guess that is why they skipped over the fun stuff she does to him as well, but it still felt like Michonne's character didn't have all that much motivation to go up there and do that. I mean she knows he's a prick but why not gut him in battle? Unless there is some hidden gang rape scene we're going to hear about later it just seems really strange. I get they needed to move the Governor to the prison somehow, but there are many other ways to do it than that.

I just hope the bits in the trailer for the next ep with Carl telling Rick maybe he should step down will lead to a bit more time with just Carl and Rick. They are by far my favorite characters in the comic and the show, and the time when it is just father and son vs the world are always really good. Ok Daryl can come too. ;D

[Chob]

The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct - Debut Gameplay Trailer - YouTube

The trailer isn't official, but the footage is legit. Hopefully the bad buzz will whip Activision and Terminal Reality into shape.

[Chob]

Shit goes down tonight. :munch:

[SJ]

zombie pit fighter!

[SJ]

motherfucking gi joe and shit

[Chob]

Worst Vince Russo booking ever. A Merle face turn and the lights go out? Bullshit.

[phatneck]

kinda weak start imo

[phatneck]

tap..tap this thing on?

[Chob]

They hyped the non-fight up and didn't deliver.

[Lerch]

I just rewound the dvr. :munch:

[phatneck]

you said it Chob

[Chob]

No way Merle survives this.

[phatneck]

Don't trust Merle as far as I could throw him.

[Chob]

Oh Merle, you're so adorably racist.

[phatneck]

yeah shut the fuck up

[Chob]

OH SHIT.

[phatneck]

oh yeah forgot aboot the new ones

[phatneck]

did he just say jville sweet

[PissJug]

just got home :getsome: so the fight was bullshit?

[phatneck]

Merle is a setup

[PissJug]

Daryl & Merle coming this summer on AMC

[Chob]

just got home :getsome: so the fight was bullshit?
Pure Vince Russo type swerve.

[phatneck]

Daryl & Merle coming this summer on AMC

:haha:

[SJ]

damn what an opener..

war starting... group splintering... EXPLOSION NOISES

[phatneck]

Got a feeling Merle and Daryl are going to save the day.

[PissJug]

went back and watched the beginning it wasn't that bad

[SJ]

damn that was some pumpkin head

ew

[phatneck]

Wait were did that ugly zombie go ?

[SJ]

I don't know how they're going to work the D&G tag team back into this zombie deathmatch..

gotta be another russo swerve coming after this break

[Lerch]

Wait were did that ugly zombie go ?

He's in the garage drinking icehouse. :jj:

[phatneck]

He's in the garage drinking icehouse. :jj:

:haha:

[phatneck]

You got used bitch.

[Chob]

He's in the garage drinking icehouse. :jj:
:rofl:

[Chob]

The Season 2 reruns remind me how much I hate Hershel and wouldn't care if he died.

[SJ]

I like hershel

what's wrong with him?

[PissJug]

he's a dark match Uncle Jesse

[Lerch]

:jj:

[SJ]

:lol:

[phatneck]

Are babies zombie veal?

[Chob]

I like hershel

what's wrong with him?
He kept walkers in his fucking barn and was a real cunt trying kick the crew out despite them helping his old useless ass. You think a guy with some medical knowledge would realize that beings with flesh rotting off them and a dead brain are beyond help. And the religious pontificating was ponderous.

[Lerch]

he started to fly straight after they sawed off his leg. that learned him good.

[phatneck]

He kept walkers in his fucking barn and was a real cunt trying kick the crew out despite them helping his old useless ass. You think a guy with some medical knowledge would realize that beings with flesh rotting off them and a dead brain are beyond help. And the religious pontificating was ponderous.

Maybe he saw the preview for warm bodies and had hope for
his wife and kid.;D:lol:

[SJ]

He kept walkers in his fucking barn and was a real cunt trying kick the crew out despite them helping his old useless ass. You think a guy with some medical knowledge would realize that beings with flesh rotting off them and a dead brain are beyond help. And the religious pontificating was ponderous.
hold on - if they hadn't stayed and left like he wanted he might still be on the farm and still have his leg

or he could be dead... it's a 50/50

[PissJug]

i think Maggie is getting over her yellow fever

[Chob]

i think Maggie is getting over her yellow fever
Maybe she'll get the jungle fever.

[Chob]

hold on - if they hadn't stayed and left like he wanted he might still be on the farm and still have his leg

or he could be dead... it's a 50/50
Well, that walker hoard would've likely killed his whole family.

[PissJug]

nah i'm sure Herschel taught her good southern values

[SJ]

Well, that walker hoard would've likely killed his whole family.
well shit now I have to watch the talking dead

[Lerch]

Is the reason Hershel kept the walkers is because he figured he'd examine them and make a cure?

[Chob]

The next one I want to see get torn apart is Chris Hardwick. And he's on the wrong show.

[PissJug]

it was mostly their family in the barn right? i'd probably keep my family alive if they were zombies too

[PissJug]

time to crank the PS3 up again Skyfall blu ray :woot:

[phatneck]

it was mostly their family in the barn right? i'd probably keep my family alive if they were zombies too

Not me I'd put a bullet in there heads and go on with what life there was.

[Lerch]

How long are they gonna wait for that baby formula?

[Chob]

Oh fuck you Hershel. Of all people to say that shit. :jj:

[phatneck]

Toys in the attic going crazy!

[SJ]

rick has gone full normal bates

[PissJug]

booooooooooo

[Chob]

I fucking hate this douche.

[PissJug]

anyone else have a thin yellow line on the left side of their screen?

[Lerch]

didn't he do a game show on mtv

[PissJug]

i don't mind hardwick

[PissJug]

yeah with Jenny McCarthy

[SJ]

holy crap smith should not be sitting like that :jj:

[Lerch]

anyone else have a thin yellow line on the left side of their screen?

that's steven yeun.

[phatneck]

Smith need to eat more salads.

[PissJug]

:rofl:

[PissJug]

come on Hardwick ask about Clerks 3

[SJ]

:rofl:

[SJ]

pj call in and try and win an xbox

[PissJug]

i love radio contests

[Chob]

I like Smith, but he adds nothing to this show.

[Chob]

Ming should be on so the Asians can bro it up.

[SJ]

I like Smith, but he adds nothing to this show.
he added the funniest moment

[PissJug]

Maggie fucked Haley up :jj:

[SJ]

was it maggie or rick?

[Lerch]

I keep sending pictures of my indoor thermometer with my heat on to all my buddies freezing with no power and heat.

[Chob]

I keep sending pictures of my indoor thermometer with my heat on to all my buddies freezing with no power and heat.
Massholery abounds. :rofl:

[PissJug]

thought it was a stray sniper bullet from Maggie

[PissJug]

I keep sending pictures of my indoor thermometer with my heat on to all my buddies freezing with no power and heat.

thats hilarious :crylol:

[Chob]

I was wondering that myself. It could be Shane's kid. :jj:

[Lerch]

I sometimes have to watch these episodes a few times. The hour show flies by, but it seems they get nothing done. How long do you figure an episode is in 'story' time.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ricks done gone bananas