Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread October 8-12, 2012

[Thanos]

I must have heard this no-kill shelter replay a half-dozen times.

[Chob]

Stickied. :fap:

[Thanos]

Woot - I feel special now.
:lawl:

[SJ]

:plantkick:

my threads never get stickied


:lol:

[NeTaS]

Woot - I feel special now.
:lawl:

http://oi53.tinypic.com/xfut8y.jpg

[Thanos]

Being awesome... it's what I do.

[NeTaS]

Being awesome... it's what I do.

:brofist:

[Thanos]

Finally saw the Shitting Hooker video the other day. If I was with a hooker that looked like that, my dick wouldn't get hard either. :lol:

[Chob]

Shannon Burke Shannon Burke Shannon Burke Shannon Burke Shannon Burke Shannon Burke!

[NeTaS]

she is nasty as hell

[The Butler]

Titty.

[Chob]

she is nasty as hell
$20 doesn't get you much these days.

[NeTaS]

Colin is always right http://oi50.tinypic.com/33e55ia.jpg

[The Butler]

Colin is always right

OK Brent.

[The Butler]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/308085_10151102558374930_1605008577_n.jpg

[Chob]

You're jinxing us with the politics.

[Ski Lo]

Slackers....
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk294/DHY_photos/reporter.gif

[Chob]

I did however like that one guy they had on from the Libertarian party.

[Thanos]

This guy who shot his family is definitely insane. He doesn't need prison - he needs mental help.

[SJ]

This guy who shot his family is definitely insane. He doesn't need prison - he needs mental help.
completely derailed... that call was scary

[Thanos]

This frickin' caller... folks are so quick to want to toss out the Constitution. To protect the rights of the innocent, you must also protect the rights of the guilty.

[Ski Lo]

Boop ta boop.....yeah..:jj:

[Thanos]

Yet another bonehead caller... no one "walks" these days for murder or gets out in a few years. Deepwater - carry your hillbilly ass back into your trailer and finish beating your kids.

[NeTaS]

Facts - are not always facts

[NeTaS]

results from these studies are always skewed towards who pays for them

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[The Butler]

The Bubba theory of pills.

[NeTaS]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

:denzil:

[The Butler]

Sup milk?

[NeTaS]

I smoke a lot and I'll run a fat dude into the ground ;D

[Ski Lo]

Lots of water and B12 for some color.Done deal.

[Lerch]

Yo.

[NeTaS]

sup Lerch

[milkman]

Sup Lerch!

:beer2:

[Lerch]

Hey. What's the difference between gotocasino.com and those poker sites they shut down? :idk:

[Lerch]

sup Lerch

Sup Lerch!

:beer2:

:cheers:

[PissJug]

Flip from BMS to Burke and they are talking about the same thing :jj:

[milkman]

Hey. What's the difference between gotocasino.com and those poker sites they shut down? :idk:

I think the poker sites were in the US, gotocasino is in Costa Rica.

[Chob]

Hey. What's the difference between gotocasino.com and those poker sites they shut down? :idk:
Go to Casino is still up. :jj:

[Thanos]

Figured this was totally relevant... She's just gorgeous.

http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/Christina-Hendricks8.jpg

[The Butler]

Figured this was totally relevant... She's just gorgeous.



Just don't call her "full figured".

[PissJug]

Thick girls are the best

[Lerch]

I think the poker sites were in the US, gotocasino is in Costa Rica.

Go to Casino is still up. :jj:

I didn't want to bash a sponsor or anything, but is it not risky to use their service? In the sense you could win and one day they are shut down and your 'winnings' disappear?

[Thanos]

Thick girls are the best

:troof:

[Chob]

I didn't want to bash a sponsor or anything, but is it not risky to use their service? In the sense you could win and one day they are shut down and your 'winnings' disappear?
I have no idea how this shit works.

[milkman]

I didn't want to bash a sponsor or anything, but is it not risky to use their service? In the sense you could win and one day they are shut down and your 'winnings' disappear?

It's possible I suppose. knowing our gov, they'd put them on a terrorist list to have others shut them down! :D

[Chob]

Mmm...hot gingers.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Evrabodeh!!!!!!!!!

[milkman]

Mmm...hot gingers.

They are either hot...or they are not! Really no in between when it comes to gingers! :D

[milkman]

Sup Cpt!

[Lerch]

If this dude fell down at the Bucs game, chances are nobody saw it.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

They are either hot...or they are not! Really no in between when it comes to gingers! :D

:troof: I'm personally not a fan of gingers per se, but that one in the new Wendy's commercials really does it for me.

[NeTaS]

If this dude fell down at the Bucs game, chances are nobody saw it.

:boom:

[milkman]

:troof: I'm personally not a fan of gingers per se, but that one in the new Wendy's commercials really does it for me.

Nah..she'd be on me NOT list! :D

[milkman]

No Shannon, those were not Ray Bans at the gas stations..those were Roy Bans...look closely! :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Nah..she'd be on me NOT list! :D

Just to clarify, not the actual Wendy, the younger, hotter chick in the commercials. You still not interested?

[milkman]

Just to clarify, not the actual Wendy, the younger, hotter chick in the commercials. You still not interested?

Yeah I know which one ur talkin about. Not for me man! Well, if I was trashed maybe! :jj:

[milkman]

Damn it! Lost me FF game AGAIN..by 1 damn point! 0-4-1 now! Suckin! Like all me other deals I'm in! :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Damn it! Lost me FF game AGAIN..by 1 damn point! 0-4-1 now! Suckin! Like all me other deals I'm in! :jj:

I'm up by 12 right now in my game the guy I'm going against has Schaub and I have Andre Johnson. Hopefully it's lots of Arian Foster tonite and I can get a win to got to 2-3 on the season, totally shitty so far.

[NeTaS]

such issues "I have a drawer full of expensive sun glasses" :rolleyes:

[milkman]

Fuckin glasses/contacts are a big scam! But they have people cornered..not like they can just go to the flea market and get some. Well, prescription anyhow.

[Lerch]

Damn it! Lost me FF game AGAIN..by 1 damn point! 0-4-1 now! Suckin! Like all me other deals I'm in! :jj:

Shitty. However, I beat Beans by one point. He's probably angry too. ;D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

such issues "I have a drawer full of expensive sun glasses" :rolleyes:

I bought a really nice pair of Oakley Juliets on Craigslist for 30 bucks with shitty lenses, replaced them on ebay for 30 so I got an expensive set of sunglasses for 60 bucks. I will need a pair of Costas now that I have a boat like that caller just talked about.

[Chob]

I was considering that lasik surgery at one point but my car was deemed unsafe to drive at an inspection and I needed a new one. Fun times. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

I was considering that lasik surgery at one point but my car was deemed unsafe to drive at an inspection and I needed a new one. Fun times. :jj:



At $2,500.00 an eye?



I'd burn my money if I had yours...:jj:

[Lerch]

I just get the $10 shades that look like oakleys and when they get fucked or lost i don't care.

[The Butler]

http://d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net/archive/x1784019092/g183183000000000000445db8e37d62f28a8ba4eb38c2b496ed3216a09f.jpg

[Lerch]

http://d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net/archive/x1784019092/g183183000000000000445db8e37d62f28a8ba4eb38c2b496ed3216a09f.jpg

:bigclap:

[Chob]

The glasses biz is a dirty game.

[milkman]

You would think there would be some anti trust laws on this shit.

[The Butler]

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/streams%5C2012/October/121008%5C1C4200875-marchingband.streams_desktop_small.JPG

The Ohio State Marching band gives some choreographed love to the Pokemon games.

The video is out there. Some of you gamers should get a kick out of it.

[Chob]

That's fucking hilarious. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

ever been up in a plane when someone on the ground is using a signal mirror

probably not quite as bad as a laser but holy shit

[The Butler]

That's fucking hilarious. :jj:

Tetris, Halo, Super Mario and others all jammed into the halftime show.

The Ohio State University Marching Band - TBDBITL Halftime 10-6-12 Video games Nebraska - YouTube

[PissJug]

AceJBTLS

[ch3cooh]

done done?

is shannon going to watch law and order in his kitchen?

[Ski Lo]

did he say what kind of dog?

[Thanos]

Granite countertops can sizzzz-uck my dizzzz-ick.

[Chob]

All I hear during these is a sound akin to what Charlie Brown's teacher makes.

[ch3cooh]

PissedOffJBTLS

[PissJug]

You don't give rickjbtls bad service

[Chob]

Only Rick could turn a live spot into a rant. :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

You don't give rickjbtls bad service

it will be the last thing you ever do

[ch3cooh]

carolla could do it

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Granite countertops can sizzzz-uck my dizzzz-ick.

Do you install them or did you in the past?

[Chob]

carolla could do it
Carolla is to me what Lex and Terry are to Spaz. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

i'm going to detroit for thanksgiving

sigh

[Chob]

i'm going to detroit for thanksgiving

sigh
Brutal. Talk about something to not be thankful for.

[milkman]

i'm going to detroit for thanksgiving

sigh

umm, I thought you were gonna have the flu that weekend! :whistle:

[NeTaS]

I bought a really nice pair of Oakley Juliets on Craigslist for 30 bucks with shitty lenses, replaced them on ebay for 30 so I got an expensive set of sunglasses for 60 bucks. I will need a pair of Costas now that I have a boat like that caller just talked about.

I just get the $10 shades that look like oakleys and when they get fucked or lost i don't care.

A little late I know,I have had a pair of oakleys for 5 years now,love them if it's sunny they are on my face,but only 1 pair ;D

[Lerch]

Eat turkey at your own risk. :gun:

[milkman]

Yeah, WC should be best of 3. Cut the damn season to 160 games or sumthin!

[NeTaS]

colin http://oi46.tinypic.com/2rpycjs.jpg

[NeTaS]

the wildcards are just the greed of MLB

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1349730066060.jpg

[milkman]

:rockout:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

There ya go Milk so A7X for ya

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

turrible band

[milkman]

UR just a terrible listener Sin! :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

turrible band

I'm with Milk on this one :getsome:

[ch3cooh]

song sucks

[Lerch]

http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1349730066060.jpg

Remember EBT user, when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

[The Butler]

Rick is at Ft. Knox. Book it.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Remember EBT user, when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

:lol:

[Chob]

I like Unholy Confessions the best.

[Chob]

turrible band
Reported. :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you cant report me i quit

[NeTaS]

watch it Sin,Chob is monitoring you from his office :whistle:

[Lerch]

is this the walk off review or best of one guys walk offs? :jj:

[Chob]

watch it Sin,Chob is monitoring you from his office :whistle:
I need a better camera.

[Chob]

I'm winning this one, all 8 bit music incoming.

[Chob]

Wait that's weird...they're using an 8 bit music bed. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you been saying that for months chob

[The Butler]

I'm winning this one, all 8 bit music incoming.

Then you better twitter my answers.

[The Butler]

Mall of America

[The Butler]

Stone Mountain Georgia.

[NeTaS]

hoover dam

[NeTaS]

auto parts nerd LA headquarters

[NeTaS]

lake pontchartrain

[ch3cooh]

FUCK I WAS ON HOLD WITH THAT ANSWER

[NeTaS]

the island they make the dam hot sauce on

[The Butler]

Avery Island, Tabasco factory.

[NeTaS]

dammit I thought that was it B

[The Butler]

Great show.

[Chob]

The on air staff winning is bullshit. :jj:

[The Butler]

The on air staff winning is bullshit. :jj:

Tweet that to them.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/rick-yell.gif

[Lerch]

Haircut 100

[Lerch]

Sucks. :jj:

[Chob]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/rick-yell.gif
:haha:

[NeTaS]

sin once again :bigclap:

[Spaz]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/rick-yell.gif

o_O O_O:eak:

[Chob]

I'm still fucking laughing. Oh god it hurts.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you no thats how rick looks when he screaming in the studio

[Spaz]

Kinda makes him look like freddie kruger :jj;

[NeTaS]

this bull shizz again :whistle:

[NeTaS]

Zimmerman should have been at home on his couch,guilty case closed

guy was an asshat

[milkman]

Just turn him lose in Sanford..he will be dealt with! :D

[Lerch]

The futures of countless rent a cops hang in the balance. :munch:

[Spaz]

The futures of countless rent a cops hang in the balance. :munch:

this ^

[NeTaS]

how is it not relevant - bullshit

[milkman]

Cuz that's the law netas! And you will comply! :jj:

[NeTaS]

forget the facts

[The Butler]

Just turn him lose in Sanford..he will be dealt with! :D

But it's lovely there.

[NeTaS]

I will never comply :getsome:

[milkman]

But it's lovely there.

That's Sefner! Sanford is not as lovely! :jj:

[NeTaS]

Tuddle may be lurking in the deli he gets lunch at :tuddlelol:

[Lerch]

But it's lovely there.

That's Seffner. :jj:

[Lerch]

Sanford is the place rampant with derelict mondays running wild, and the right wing conservatives hide in large fenced off containment areas complete with security.

[ch3cooh]

derelict mondays?

[Lerch]

you're gonna have to back read. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

next weeks code: shitler

[Thanos]

i'm going to detroit for thanksgiving

sigh

Well then... you'll be thankful for coming back alive when you get home again. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

http://blog.blueion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Christmas-Vacation_Randy-Quaid_Cousin-Eddie-v-neck-face.bmp-570x354.jpg

[RS]

Any rogue callers today bring up the sex tape? Hogans in Stern tomorrow.

[Thanos]

I hear the voice of a nasty hooker. Must be time.

[Ski Lo]

Awe girl,quit bullshitting and come on......

[Chob]

Anyone else find themselves going "la la la" to various Colin songs throughout the day?

[SJ]

Any rogue callers today bring up the sex tape? Hogans in Stern tomorrow.
hogan is in stern? ouch

I hope he doesn't feel like a pig this time..


if you guys need richard or sal, they'll be in their office ;D

[Chob]

As much as I'm sick of the Sandusky shit. I have to wonder if he's so deluded at this point that he thinks anyone will believe him or if he's fooled himself into thinking he did nothing wrong.

[SJ]

Anyone else find themselves going "la la la" to various Colin songs throughout the day?
no but I do find myself singing like morrisey ever since drew did those impressions :jj:

[Chob]

hogan is in stern? ouch

I hope he doesn't feel like a pig this time..


if you guys need richard or sal, they'll be in their office ;D
After viewing that clip, poor Howie wouldn't be walking right for weeks. :jj:

[SJ]

As much as I'm sick of the Sandusky shit. I have to wonder if he's so deluded at this point that he thinks anyone will believe him or if he's fooled himself into thinking he did nothing wrong.
well I'm glad you posted that - I was about to turn on the stream but I think I'll wait a bit now thanks

[SJ]

After viewing that clip, poor Howie wouldn't be walking right for weeks. :jj:
you really studied that clip didn't you? :jj:

[Chob]

you really studied that clip didn't you? :jj:
It's my responsibility as an admin of a Bubba themed board. Someone around here needs to stay on top of things. :lol:

[Chob]

Just came across a show "My Gaming Addiction." This should be good. :munch:

[SJ]

It's my responsibility as an admin of a Bubba themed board. Someone around here needs to stay on top of things. :lol:
just to clarify.

you just said you need to stay on top of hogans dong?

uh... ok..

whatever floats your boat :jj:

[Chob]

Nope. That space was clearly occupied.

[SJ]

raise your hands if you care one iota about anything even related to sandusky?

[SJ]

didn't think so

[SJ]

colin and rick are quickly becoming one entity known as crick

[Chob]

As attractive as it may sound to toss parents in jail over their stupid kids' actions, you never really know the situation these parents are in. Some kids are just shitheads.

[SJ]

wonderful phone you jackass

GET OFF TEH FUCKING BLUE TOOTH

[SJ]

HANG UP ON THIS CUNT WTF

[SJ]

:facepalm:

fuck this is retarded

[Chob]

He's scuba calling.

[Chob]

SJ don't go all Rick on me.

[Ski Lo]

Throw SJ a Thank's....



Would it kill ya.

[SJ]

SJ don't go all Rick on me.
I went 25 instead and walked the fuck out flipping the bird at everyone as I pass :jj:

I'll be in my office if you need me

[Chob]

Throw SJ a Thank's....



Would it kill ya.
I can't afford to take that chance.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sup nukkahs

[Ski Lo]

Pain pills don't do shit for me.

[Ski Lo]

Why don't I have any Burke Stickers?!?!?!?!WTF!

[Chob]

How can you avoid looking at those tits? This rider asks the impossible.

[Chob]

Why don't I have any Burke Stickers?!?!?!?!WTF!
Because you didn't ask anyone that has them? Just a wild guess. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Because you didn't ask anyone that has them? Just a wild guess. :jj:

You got any?

[Chob]

You got any?
Nope.

[Ski Lo]

KHL Hockey on ESPN..:munch:

[Ski Lo]

They got cheerleaders....:jj:

[Ski Lo]

Coffee run...

[Chob]

This fucking music. :burke:

[ch3cooh]

yeah now this is a jam

[Chob]

Yeah, leaving a parody on voicemail is not the best plan.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm not trying to be a dick here but I just had to give it a try. I needed a driver side window regulator for my truck. I went to autopartsnerd and even with the B U R K E discount they were $15.00 more then where I got it from. :whistle: that may not seem like a lot, but that's three lunches at BK or one at 5 Guys :jj:

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[Chob]

I was zoned out, but my Five Guys alarm went off. Did someone say Five Guys?

[Chob]

I'm not trying to be a dick here but I just had to give it a try. I needed a driver side window regulator for my truck. I went to autopartsnerd and even with the B U R K E discount they were $15.00 more then where I got it from. :whistle: that may not seem like a lot, but that's three lunches at BK or one at 5 Guys :jj:
Now I'm hungry.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

Hey Bro.

[milkman]

Chob..quit fuckin eatin at 5 Guys, you'd be able to afford KBP! :jj:

[Chob]

I haven't even been there much lately. This needs to change. :jj:

[Chob]

If you have to track your kid, you've failed as a parent.

[Ski Lo]

If you have to track your kid, you've failed as a parent.

That's what I was thinking..

[milkman]

And if you have to track ur spouse..the relationship is over anyhow! :idk:

[Chob]

And if you have to track ur spouse..the relationship is over anyhow! :idk:
That too.

[milkman]

Damn, the mistress was spyin on him with his mistress! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

It's not cheating if it's outside the area code..:jj:

[Chob]

Man, just keep it simple. Spy cams. :lol:

[Chob]

I'm starting a new site, cheaterlocatornerd.com.

[milkman]

Most of those locators have a disable alert deal though. :whistle:

[Chob]

Special offers for the Milk Mulisha!

[milkman]

Just type meself in M I L K! :jj:

[Chob]

Stop it. Stop talking about spying equipment. You're making this shit way too easy. :jj:

[milkman]

Tired of this dude callin with this same lame story! :rolleyes:

[SJ]

anyone need a nanny cam set up?

1c has about 14 for sale - used but in great shape

[Ski Lo]

Money or cash....


what makes you happy?


BOTH!:lol:

[Chob]

A wise, sage like figure once said "if it don't make dollars, it don't make sense."

[milkman]

Yeah..his soon to be ex wife! :jj:

[Chob]

Overrated white people. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

All of them...:jj:

[milkman]

Speak for urself CM! :jj:

[Chob]

Elvis as #1 is perfect. Also someone call Drew, apparently someone in their 20's does give a shit about Elvis and it's Rick. O_O

[Ski Lo]

It's 4:20....:(

[Ski Lo]

Wynne Simmonds knocked the shit out of some dude during a game in Germany the other day..



The dude can throw 'em..

[SJ]

get the fuck up

[Chob]

get the fuck up
:lowrider:

[Ski Lo]

Ummmmmmmm......



If we had a list of some overrated black ppl we would be racists..:rolleyes:

[Chob]

Jamie Foxx has to be on said list.

[Ski Lo]

Plug time.....





Autopartsnerd.com

[milkman]

No doubt CM!

[Ski Lo]

I kinda want a bed cover for my truck...

[Chob]

Have they gotten Stanley Sports as a sponsor yet? Shannon would go there all the time as a kid.

[The Butler]

Afternoon peoples.

:cheers:

[milkman]

Sup butler!

:beer2:

[Ski Lo]

You can't argue w/ dudes like this.:rolleyes:

[Ski Lo]

Hey Butler..:wave2:

[The Butler]

Gotta go to Capital City tomorrow. All day and starts early. :getsome:

[Ski Lo]

What you going there for?




Columbus?

[The Butler]

Buncha boolshit. Financial forecasting for our long range plan. At least it's at OSU's airport.

[PissJug]

Black Sheep was good

[milkman]

Buncha boolshit. Financial forecasting for our long range plan. At least it's at OSU's airport.

Free lunch at least right? :D

[milkman]

I thought that was Israel! :idk:

[The Butler]

Free lunch at least right? :D

Nope.

[milkman]

Wut?? now that is some boolshit! I'd protest! :getsome:

[PissJug]

Belushi sucked hes way overrated. No wonder Artie likes him so much

[Ski Lo]

Dr. Phil is a jackass too....

[The Butler]

Cleveland Cavs playing in town tonight. Shipped their whole floor down for one game.

[Chob]

The Sex Talk show was popular? I'm calling bullshit.

[PissJug]

Kutcher might be a douche but Butterfly Effect and Dude Wheres My Car are damn good movies

[Ski Lo]

I ate a huge moth one time...



For $10...:jj:

[Chob]

I ate a huge moth one time...



For $10...:jj:
:facepalm:

[ch3cooh]

Heh I'm listening to 7/10/2006 and Bubba is talking about the time he secretly videoed himself fucking a chick and Brent found the video.

Hmmmmmmmm