Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread October 1-5, 2012

[Chob]

As a wise man on the radio says...titty. :munch:

[ch3cooh]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[ch3cooh]

dont sperm on mah

[Chob]

Did the audio just skip?

[Chob]

Oh god that's great. :rofl:

[Chob]

Bramo resigned? O_O Damn people are dropping like flies.

[Chob]

Or is Shannon trolling? :trollface:

[ch3cooh]

now colin is going to be livid because he has to help with the chores

[Chob]

Cancel slacking off day.

[ch3cooh]

we should all call in and just bug colin while he screens the calls so he can't be on air

[Chob]

If I was in Florida I'd go down there and screen calls for them. I'm bored until I find work again.

[Chob]

Had to restart the stream there.

[Thanos]

Can't say I agree with Shannon. Making a dog hump a human is just not cool.

[Chob]

I know someone that worked for TSA. He fucking hated it and is no longer working for them. As much as flying sucks, being one of them has to suck worse.

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[milkman]

So no more Bramo eh? Did they say why he quit? Missed the first half hr.

[SJ]

So no more Bramo eh? Did they say why he quit? Missed the first half hr.
got another job I believe

[Chob]

So no more Bramo eh? Did they say why he quit? Missed the first half hr.
He had a paying job plus apparently he was pissed over the whole punishment for the prank thing. Shannon said Bramo said he wanted to punch Colin in the face. I honestly can't tell if Shannon's joking, although he claimed he wasn't.

[milkman]

Colin was pretty much a douche to him! :colinlite:

[Chob]

Bramo didn't even get in a "fuck you." :jj:

[milkman]

Come on Shando, you've seen these TSA fucks..look straight out of the ghetto!

[milkman]

Back to the mercial shit again, time to kick the gerbels!

[The Butler]

http://static.infowars.com/2012/09/i/general/molestradiate.jpg

[PissJug]

IO is such a piece of shit operation. They've had months to fix the commercials from interrupting shows

[Thanos]

Let's get this straight - if Colin were to catch his girl with another man, he's not beating anyone up.

[PissJug]

Leave it to Rick to get shit done!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

IO is such a piece of shit operation. They've had months to fix the commercials from interrupting shows

I'm betting that was one of "The big things to come in 2012" :rolleyes:

[milkman]

Wassup Cpt, you 1/4 billionaire you! :jj:

:beer2:

[SJ]

damn vcash highway robbery

[SJ]

godamn bootleg chinese vcash shit

[milkman]

Good thing KB has it's own printing press! :jj:

[SJ]

afternoon all

[milkman]

Sup SJ

[milkman]

Welp, guess the reboots or whatever didn't help with the mercials!

[RS]

Welp, guess the reboots or whatever didn't help with the mercials!

Pretty much. Bang up job there Rick!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Wassup Cpt, you 1/4 billionaire you! :jj:

:beer2:

Just livin the dream my nickle, livin the dream.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

afternoon all

Hey Dood

[SJ]

that show is fake as fuck

hell the amish are fake as fuck anyways

[SJ]

did colin really just say that?

he thinks reality tv was actually real when it started :rofl:

:facepalm:

[Lerch]

hey.

[SJ]

hey lerch

[SJ]

it's a guy fucking a chick and the guy has some fake tits - big whoop

[milkman]

So this thing has tits, but likes to fuck chicks? Some people are freaky man!

[milkman]

Yo Lerch!

:beer2:

[SJ]

if it helps with work they believe in technology - they just don't believe in it for fun

[SJ]

yes they can use cell phones

[milkman]

They have to embrace technology..all the young ones are fuckin bailing sayin FUCK THIS Bullshit!

[The Butler]

Afternoon ev'rybody.

:cheers:

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[The Butler]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

How 'bout that Hartline kid yesterday?

[milkman]

How 'bout that Hartline kid yesterday?

Had an awesome game. Still didn't help me win in FF, and the Phins blew it anyhow. He's a baller fo sho!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Had an awesome game. Still didn't help me win in FF, and the Phins blew it anyhow. He's a baller fo sho!

And he's an Ohio State Buckeye :woot:

[milkman]

B you up to do the parlay this week?

[SJ]

:sportsaregay:

and a pre-emptive

:fumilk:

[milkman]

NO!

:fusj:

[SJ]

NO!

:fusj:
:csb:

[The Butler]

B you up to do the parlay this week?

No pressure there, going after a winner. :bigthink:

In.

[The Butler]

And he's an Ohio State Buckeye :woot:

From Canton.

[SJ]

:facepalm:

wrong again colin they aren't allowed to enter

[RS]

Fuck Dallas.


(go Bears)

[SJ]

da bearssssssssssss

[Thanos]

I lost all interest in the NFL a few years ago. When you spend twenty years as a Bengals fan, that can happen.

[milkman]

Meh..being a Phins Phan the last 10 yrs aint been easy either! :jj:

[RS]

yeah you guys have it soooooooooooooo bad.

I'm a Cubs fan.

[milkman]

So ur the one eh RS? :jj:

[RS]

Yeah, it sucks. We fill the stadium because it's right in party central about 5 blocks from my condo, nobody will just not go to the games. If maybe people stopped going, they'd actually realize that they need to bring a better product to the field.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I'm a Cubs fan.


:shocked:

[milkman]

Oh yeah..there's 2 Cubs fans actually! :jj:

[Lerch]

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/thesunchronicle.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/28/72862f0a-6e43-5a12-820e-1b896ebc976a/506913c4c90f2.image.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i go to a few sox games a year but i never keep up with baseball

[Lerch]

pretty good idea this auto parts nerd has. sounds like an online j c whitney catalog.

[milkman]

There are tons of em online..nuthin groundbreaking.

[The Butler]

Longest live read I've heard IN MY LIFE.

[milkman]

EVERY Fuckin day! :suicide:

Makes me want to crash the site! :D

[Lerch]

There are tons of em online..nuthin groundbreaking.

guy will never go out of business as long as colin is his friend.

[milkman]

guy will never go out of business as long as colin is his friend.

He will givin him free shit for his Durango..Colin will have a new vehicle part by part! :colinlite:

[RS]

holy shit this read is still going on

[Lerch]

He will givin him free shit for his Durango..Colin will have a new vehicle part by part! :colinlite:

hence the need for motorcycle part nerd . com, easy money. :lol:

[The Butler]

No where's Rick today?

[milkman]

Late start due to live reads.

[The Butler]

Worst where's Rick ever.

[NeTaS]

it's a game and a comercial

[SJ]

hold on - bubba and 25 were both at the penthouse club friday night?

[milkman]

Yep..ur just now catchin that?

[NeTaS]

yup SJ

[milkman]

25 posted "it was nice seeing Spice and someone else" forget who..but it wasn't Bubba! :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

the someone else was drew i believe

[milkman]

Yeah he was there too Sin..but thought 25 said someone else..that may be it though. I know Spice tweeted, sumthin like at Penthouse, with Bubba and 25, love these dudes. Just don't recall what 25 replied.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

nope it was drew i just looked

[milkman]

Yep, ur right Sin..he posted that on Sat.

MadMonkey/25cent ‏@25btls
@DrewOnTheRadio @matt_spice_loyd @penthousetpa Great seeing you as well my dude

[NeTaS]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/nn3fqkaje7vzk6l/2012-10-01%2015.48.25.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

?

[milkman]

Netas always has a delay on his image postings..I think they have to be converted from Polaroids first! :jj:

[NeTaS]

f'n dropbox

[NeTaS]

http://oi48.tinypic.com/2u8gc5x.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

thats pretty cool u took that picture im assuming

[milkman]

Definitely don't want to canoe down that mofo! Crash n burn! :jj:

[NeTaS]

thats pretty cool u took that picture im assuming

yeah took at camp today,it was right down the road and I didn't know it lol

[Thanos]

:colinlite: 'Bout that time.

[nexusvideo]

Bramo left over money - promises were made with no results - so he left

Oops - old news - I was backreading

[Chob]

Bramo left over money - promises were made with no results - so he left

Oops - old news - I was backreading
Bummer. I like the guy, but he might be better off elsewhere for the time being.

[nexusvideo]

the tv guys kept going on about how that receiver had been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. which means he is a huge dick with rage issues.

[ch3cooh]

Bramo left over money - promises were made with no results - so he left

Oops - old news - I was backreading

Funny how Bubba hated Sirius for not paying him and not keeping promises. And now he has recreated that same situation.

[Chob]

To be fair, I don't imagine Bubba knows who he is, nonetheless is responsible for whether or not he gets a paying gig.

Also, this woman sounds like a charmer.

[ch3cooh]

no wonder colin smells like shit, all his clothes are filled with mildew

[Thanos]

There's two types of people in this world - those that understand the importance of daily hygiene rituals and those who don't.

[Chob]

I never cease to be amazed at how vile people can be.

[RS]

WOOOO HOOO FUCK DALLAS.

sorry Bromo's gone.

[Rob]

Nick, an intern of six months, answered a phone, and bounced a ball. I struggle to find a reason why he should have been paid. Technically, his only job was to pick up a phone. His wife was the actual producer of his bits. If anyone should have gotten paid, it should have been her.

[Chob]

Scrotum drier? Get this man on Shark Tank. IMMEDIATELY!

[RS]

I sure picked a great time & day to have a chili cheese dog for lunch during all this fun shit talk.

[Thanos]

Scrotum drier? Get this man on Shark Tank. IMMEDIATELY!

Scrotum Dryer? I thought that's what women were for.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll160/vankings/ETM/midget-rimshot.gif

[Chob]

Scrotum Dryer? I thought that's what women were for.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll160/vankings/ETM/midget-rimshot.gif
:jl2:

[nexusvideo]

elongated bowls are awesome in the morning when you have morning wood and you have to shit

[RS]

coming up next, Shannon reads headlines from the Drudge Report.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I miss bramo already

[Chob]

What the fuck is this song? :jj:

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[PissJug]

Sounded like the show me your genitals song. Caught the end right before 311 :sexyparty:

[nexusvideo]

songs suck

[nexusvideo]

Shando - you blindly follow right wing propaganda

[Chob]

So glad I haven't flown in years.

[milkman]

So glad I don't fly like every week anymore. I'd be going ballistic! :getsome:

[nexusvideo]

they banned it over health risks - they use torture to turn the guys away from the cock

[milkman]

A Clockwork Orange turned black! :jj:

[Chob]

The electo shock therapy? Seems like flawless science. :jj:

[nexusvideo]

yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

[milkman]

hahaha hahaha

[PissJug]

And Bubba cuts in right on cue

[milkman]

:lol:

[milkman]

Wasn't there that murder case from bikers up in Canada where they were disposing of bodies in hog pins? Remember sumthin like that.

Ok, maybe it was prostitutes that were being killed. Maybe there was 2 cases, hell I don't know shit, and I can prove it! :D

[nexusvideo]

bramo drama
it wasnt dishes

[RS]

I just to let you know that I'm unarmed... that's good shit.

And sorry but you knew you were an unpaid intern, and the way things look, Bubba can't have much to spend on payroll.

[nexusvideo]

so glad they are being classy about Bramo's departure.

[Spaz]

hell I don't know shit, and I can prove it! :D

I'm in :jj: :420wave:

[The Butler]

Damn it SJ, get a new gerbil.

[milkman]

Myellow!

Nice Shannon goin off on this Sean dude calling him a "right wing conservative" Shannon owning him.

These truther DC fucks are really annoying.

[RS]

Shannon getting pissed off at a truther, whoda thunk it?

also wtf happened to the site, Anon attack or something?

[milkman]

Sean is a typical truther..spews shit, then you ask them questions, and they have ZERO fuckin answers for ANYTHING! :rolleyes:

[milkman]

Our "buddy" Alex Jones...yeah that dude is 100% dead on on everything right? please!

[milkman]

Organic food is one of the biggest fuckin crocks of shit going today. Who's makin the money on that? A lot of studies showed this organic isn't so organic after all. Free range chickens, like mean they have a few more square inches of room in pens..big fuckin deal. It is a joke really.

[RS]

I didn't know Shan's real name is Edward til he tweeted it last night. Then I googleated it and well, yep...

[milkman]

I didn't know Shan's real name is Edward til he tweeted it last night. Then I googleated it and well, yep...

Was that his birth name before being put up for adoption or what?

[RS]

Was that his birth name before being put up for adoption or what?

I guess? All I know was that he tweeted it out and that's what shows up in the SERPs.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Happy one year anniversary on IO Shando.
Best show on IO

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Titty:colin:

[SJ]

Damn it SJ, get a new gerbil.
sorry - apparently it was up your ass

[Thanos]

I enjoy a lot of the content on Shannon's show, but it's sexist / conservative crap like this that makes me wonder why I listen to him.

[Thanos]

Yes Shannon, the only solution to someone else's criticism about you is to do exactly what they believe you should do. Someone tells you that you're fat? Cry about it, then cave in a get skinny.

Kind of douchey... :burke:

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[milkman]

Colin makes no sense,as usual. He sits here and cuts down on people all day long, then has the nerve to call someone else a dick for doing the same. :colinlite:

[SJ]

hey evra body

[milkman]

Yo SJ!

[Thanos]

This poor schlub Joe shipped all this cajun food to Shannon, not even realizing that it's just going to get tossed in the trash. Shannon just said yesterday that he does not eat food from listeners and tosses it out.

[milkman]

This poor schlub Joe shipped all this cajun food to Shannon, not even realizing that it's just going to get tossed in the trash. Shannon just said yesterday that he does not eat food from listeners and tosses it out.

I think he meant cooked shit..like cakes and cup cakes and shit, cuz he talked about that about a month or so ago. :idk:

[NeTaS]

:wave2:

[milkman]

Sup netas!

[NeTaS]

chillin for a few ;D

[Thanos]

I think he meant cooked shit..like cakes and cup cakes and shit, cuz he talked about that about a month or so ago. :idk:

From what Joe was saying, he cooked all this cajun food up. Perhaps I misunderstood, though.

[milkman]

From what Joe was saying, he cooked all this cajun food up. Perhaps I misunderstood, though.

Aww, I thought it was like packaged stuff from like a butcher or sumthin. Hell, if Shannon don't want it, I'll stop by there and take it off his hands! :D

[Thanos]

Weird Al... hah... the album this cut is from was the first cassette tape I ever purchased as a little kid.

[milkman]

This video was perty funny back in the day! :jj:

[milkman]

This bitch is full of shit. Kids will call fat kids fat without the help of parents. We sure did. :jj:

[Thanos]

Three douche bags arguing over who is more tan. Why the hell am I listening to this?

[NeTaS]

This bitch is full of shit. Kids will call fat kids fat without the help of parents. We sure did. :jj:

As a one time fat kid I endorse this statement :lol:

[SJ]

Three douche bags arguing over who is more tan. Why the hell am I listening to this?
cause your other options are cowhead or the view

[Thanos]

cause your other options are cowhead or the view

Good point. If I wanted to hear cackling, I'd visit the local nursing home.

[SJ]

inb4 sin makes a chop where shannon looks so tanned you'd think he's black

[NeTaS]

come on shannon is clearly darker http://oi50.tinypic.com/2yy8ksn.jpg

[SJ]

netas you here? did you grab the spice show from yesterday by chance?

[SJ]

come on shannon is clearly darker http://oi50.tinypic.com/2yy8ksn.jpg
lol shannon and i have the same bracelet :jj:

[milkman]

lol shannon and i have the same bracelet :jj:

Yeah, but ur's came from wreckin ur bike and it wrapped around ur wrist! :jj:

[NeTaS]

I sure did but I wont be able to get to it till later

[SJ]

Yeah, but ur's came from wreckin ur bike and it wrapped around ur wrist! :jj:
:facepalm:

I didn't do any damage to the bike.. I didn't even break the plastic..

nice try though.

only thing I did was bent the handle bar like 2 cm and I bent that back already...

[SJ]

I sure did but I wont be able to get to it till later
I'm wondering if you could clip me out just the RVD interview?

I can get the whole show on the weekend but I really wanted to hear that interview..

no biggie

[milkman]

hahaha, BMFL For you chopsters! :D

Capt. BlindLawrence ‏@BlindLawrence
Yuck, look at this ugly dude. pic.twitter.com/NU0h9A9s

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4TdD1eCYAAeSho.jpg

[Spaz]

:420wave: evrabody!

[milkman]

Holy shit, that pic came out big.

[SJ]

lawrence needs a shave :jj:

hey spaz

[milkman]

Yo Spaz

[SJ]

I don't want tit residue in my drink

titties taste like salt

[Dan Blaze]

Vagina bush filtered whiskey coming soon.

[SJ]

Vagina bush filtered whiskey coming soon.
shannon should talk to whiskey girl and make whiskey girl asscrack whiskey

[Dan Blaze]

free panty shot with every bottle :jj:

[SJ]

free panty shot with every bottle :jj:
except it's colins panties :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

:colinlite:

[Spaz]

except it's colins panties :jj:

eew...

[SJ]

eew...
don't worry - they're always in a bunch ;D

[Dan Blaze]

Even on holidays! the care is so good I got another job!

UP NEXT ON THE SPICE SHOW, BOO BATCHES BOO!

[Spaz]

godamn forever song !

[milkman]

:rockout:

They are piggin out on BBQ Spaz! :jj:

[Spaz]

fucking frog strangler going on right now !

[Spaz]

i zoned out ...is this the chicken dip guy?

[milkman]

No, this is Smokin Jim's BBQ dude. Chicken Dip dude will be in later.

[milkman]

Fuck, a 40oz steak? That must have been one big fuckin dude to eat that!

[Spaz]

No, this is Smokin Jim's BBQ dude.

werd,i caught on towards the end ,when he called him sam.

i was gonna say i never heard the "chicken dip update" :D

[Spaz]

Fuck, a 40oz steak? That must have been one big fuckin dude to eat that!

Or one of CMs girls ...just sayin :smug:

[milkman]

:haha:

And how long before this "Snuggle chick" gets raped and cries to the cops?

[Spaz]

:lol: "can you hand me my sock?"

[The Butler]

Hey now!

:cheers:

[Spaz]

Hey now!

:cheers:

:wave2:

[milkman]

Sup Butler

:beer2:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1349298119331.jpg

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

anybody home???

[milkman]

:haha:

Sup Sin!

[milkman]

These guys are great! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

nothing much milk just got home from a brutal day its been raining all damn day evrything is muddy and i work outside all day

[milkman]

Yeah, been rainin all day here too Sin, cept I work inside! Drivin in it sucks though.

[milkman]

This is how it happened with my buddy, cept he went to NY! hmmm

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

one guy was putting a huge in ground pool in his back yard so there was so grass at all i had about 5 inches of mud stuck to the bottom of my shoe

[milkman]

That sucks! Does ur work buy U shoes too? :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

no but i use my power sprayer to blow the mud of my shoe but now my shoes are covered in pesticide :lol:

[milkman]

Well, at least you won't get fleas on ur feet! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

haha there is enough poison on my shoes to kill a dog

[milkman]

You ever get rid of the fleas in ur house?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

yea a long time a go. they went away after i sprayed everything i was lazy at first and only sprayed upstairs and that didnt work

[The Butler]

Gonna have to remember to record this.

[The Butler]

Maybe Sam Simon will give him a plug right before he goes off air at 8:00. :jj:

[milkman]

Yeah, me too. Wouldbe funny if they say, "we are gonna buy out Tubby's part for pennies on the dollar, and change the fuckin Bubba name" :lol:

[milkman]

Maybe Sam Simon will give him a plug right before he goes off air at 8:00. :jj:

Who would hear it? :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i like how bubba looks really skinny on the chicken dip label

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i need some beer

[milkman]

Lack of planning eh? :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i hate this game

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

no i got like 30 beers i just had to go upstairs and get one

[milkman]

It's better than "Name That", but i am tired of all of them Sin

[milkman]

no i got like 30 beers i just had to go upstairs and get one

Oh, my bad! Good plannin Sin! :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

yea name that sucks all colin does is plug in an ipod

[The Butler]

no i got like 30 beers i just had to go upstairs and get one

Howard Stern learned a new phrase the other day and has been over using it ever since. 30 brick.

[milkman]

Not to mention all the overboard reactions. Zookeeper to the max!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i cant listen to howard any more at all

[milkman]

i cant listen to howard any more at all

Me either..I have no Sirishit anymore...and don't care! :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i got rid of mine a long time a go the price kept going up and the content kept disappearing

[NeTaS]

I'll third that

[milkman]

E-clap is a virus

[NeTaS]

whip crack

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps! Titty!

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

:munch:

[RS]

Shan must have jerked it so hard to the post-debate coverage on Fox News.

[milkman]

Romney fuckin schooled him like a a schoolboy! :jj:

[NeTaS]

Neither will do shit for me,wgas wgaf ;D

[milkman]

No shit..we are fucked regardless!

[milkman]

hahaha, what a fuckin joke..like he is playing a sport or sumthin.

[Thanos]

So glad this caller asked about voting for third party candidates. They'll never have a shot if people automatically have a self-defeatist attitude. Vote for whom you believe in, no matter if you think they'll win or lose.

Look at it this way... You're going to waste your vote on a Democrat or a Republican, so why not "waste" your vote on the guy you actually want to win?

Full disclosure - I'm voting for Gary Johnson.

[RS]

hahaha, what a fuckin joke..like he is playing a sport or sumthin.

Welcome to America! We will never accomplish anything with this mentality.

[milkman]

Welcome to America! We will never accomplish anything with this mentality.

Come on man, that is a fuckin ridiculous excuse for doing shitty performance in a debate. because it was at 5000 ft altitude? Give me a fuckin break!

And yes, I did live in Colo for 2 yrs and experienced the altitude change. Sure exercising and playing sports may fuck you up a bit and give you nose bleeds, but come the fuck on man, you buy this shit?

[milkman]

Just opened my ballot for here in Fla. Fuckin thing is two double sided cards, with lots of text. People aren't going to read or research all these amendments to the St constitution.

And there are 12 Pres/VP choices this yr.

[RS]

No I don't buy it, and I don't buy Shannon Mr-Right-Wing-I-didn't-pay-the-IRS-about 100k-in-taxes Burke when he just spews shit. Both sides of the aisle do it, I understand. But when the right loves to shit on things like Solyndra going under...

"The Solyndra case represents less than 2% of total loan commitments made by DOE, and will be easily covered by a capitalization of eight to ten times larger than any ultimate losses expected following the bankruptcy proceedings."

http://www.forbes.com/sites/energysource/2011/09/02/solyndras-failure-is-no-reason-to-abandon-federal-energy-innovation-policy/

[milkman]

Well you made it sound like my mentality is rooning the country because I thought that Gore was a total douche for that lame excuse! :D

And it isn't just Solynda..there are several companies that received millions of dollars that A. Went out of business like they did, or B. invested that money in overseas operations like Fisker did. Both are a total waste of OUR money!

[RS]

I know right, we should totally not try to innovate so that future generations won't have to be so dependent on resources that will eventually no longer exist.

Republicans: fuck you, got mine.