Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread September 10-14, 2012

[milkman]

These fuckin tools that spend $$$$$ for the latest Apple gadget. Absurd! They are all SUCKERS! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

best thing about my ipod is that the battery lasts for weeks its insane how long it lasts. Even when it says 10% left and the bar goes red it still works for like 2 more days i dont no how they do it

[Chob]

best thing about my ipod is that the battery lasts for weeks its insane how long it lasts. Even when it says 10% left and the bar goes red it still works for like 2 more days i dont no how they do it
It's saved my ass on a few long road trips for sure.

[The Butler]

Hey now!

:cheers:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Chobbles, I noticed the Mod crown next to your name :congrats2:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

hasnt that always been there?

[Chob]

Hey Chobbles, I noticed the Mod crown next to your name :congrats2:
It's an admin crown. That's been here since day 1. :jj:

[RS]

holy shit are they retarded "AT&T Phones don't have SIM cards.."

jesus christ.

[The Butler]

It's an admin crown. That's been here since day 1. :jj:

Paper admin. :smug:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

chob is always flexing his moderator muscles

[Chob]

Paper admin. :smug:
Pretty much yeah. I try not to touch anything anymore so SJ doesn't flip out. :jj:

[Chob]

chob is always flexing his moderator muscles
I trained in flexing with max muscle down in New Flexico.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:lol: were you 5 star flexing

[Chob]

:lol: were you 5 star flexing
You know it.

[Chob]

Bautista? :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

he thinks hes an mma fighter now

[Chob]

Benny: phone expert.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i was annoying benny on facebook a while a go i think he unfriended me

[ch3cooh]

i want to cut off benny dick, shellack it, sharpen it and then stab benny in the eyeball with it

[Chob]

i was annoying benny on facebook a while a go i think he unfriended me
:bigcry:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i was devastated

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

It's an admin crown. That's been here since day 1. :jj:

It's still new to me dammit!

[milkman]

i want to cut off benny dick, shellack it, sharpen it and then stab benny in the eyeball with it

I'll pay for the shellack! :D

[FishMuskys]

What's Happenin'?! Anything new in all things Burke?

[milkman]

Sup sup Fish! Early day eh?

:beer2:

[SJ]

hey all

[FishMuskys]

Yepper! Home is where the whiskey is at.

[milkman]

Yo SJ!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Fish, I'm waiting on Betty from the Beachcomber to call me back to reserve my room for KBP. I think your gonna need to send a Lou Pickney type strongly worded letter towards Chob and convince him to come to Sausage Fest.:jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hey all

Sup Hoser

[FishMuskys]

Hey Fish, I'm waiting on Betty from the Beachcomber to call me back to reserve my room for KBP. I think your gonna need to send a Lou Pickney type strongly worded letter towards Chob and convince him to come to Sausage Fest.:jj:

No doubt. At least SJ is faking it and acting like he's gonna come but Chob...He's got this Super-Moderator powers where he won't hang with the little people of the village. It's like the King breaking bread with the peasants.;D<---He has a crown.:jj:

[SJ]

No doubt. At least SJ is faking it and acting like he's gonna come but Chob...He's got this Super-Moderator powers where he won't hang with the little people of the village. It's like the King breaking bread with the peasants.;D<---He has a crown.:jj:
right now it's all hinging on money...

if I can scrape enough up I'm coming... but I went to the dentist the other day and looks like it's gonna cost me half my fucking savings to get a tooth fixed

[FishMuskys]

Did you guys see my wife got two tickets 50 yd. line Row 13 for Pack vs. Titans Dec. 23rd.

[Spaz]

whats going on nerds ?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

right now it's all hinging on money...

if I can scrape enough up I'm coming... but I went to the dentist the other day and looks like it's gonna cost me half my fucking savings to get a tooth fixed

What aboot your free dental eh?

[FishMuskys]

right now it's all hinging on money...

if I can scrape enough up I'm coming... but I went to the dentist the other day and looks like it's gonna cost me half my fucking savings to get a tooth fixed

Keep workin' on it. :brofist:

[Chob]

That's a bullshit question.

[SJ]

What aboot your free dental eh?
I've never once said we have free dental..

if your gonna bust a canadians balls - at least have the courtesy to remember that we have free health care, not dental

[SJ]

kenny

stan

kyle

cartman

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Keep workin' on it. :brofist:

Not for nothing, but you got six months, you can do it.

Speaking of... I've got six months to drop 20lbs so I don't look like such a fatass and I also have to learn some guitar chords so I can jam out with Fish Hendrix. :jimi:

[SJ]

sheila and sharon braflowski?

uh your answers are obviously wrong

[FishMuskys]

What aboot your free dental eh?

:boom:

[SJ]

cleveland is wrong he's not on the show

[SJ]

stop stealing vanilla radio's trademarked impressions please

cease and desist shannon

[SJ]

tony

meadow

chris

big puss

[SJ]

quit arguing and get this shit over with

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I've never once said we have free dental..

if your gonna bust a canadians balls - at least have the courtesy to remember that we have free health care, not dental

My bad, I thought you guys had free both. I'm prefacing this with no homo, but if money is tight, I'm sure we can get this worked out as far as the room goes. The room I was looking at is like 185 a night and if we are able to split it three ways, its roughly 60/per night per person for three nights so 180. We gotta get as many KB members down for this as possible, I don't want this to turn into a jobber fest:jj:

[The Butler]

My bad, I thought you guys had free both.

Canada went to the Great Britain School of Dentistry.

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/sp/image/1341/95/1341952301456.jpg

[Chob]

Not for nothing, but you got six months, you can do it.

Speaking of... I've got six months to drop 20lbs so I don't look like such a fatass and I also have to learn some guitar chords so I can jam out with Fish Hendrix. :jimi:
I doubt this will be a judgmental group. Look at the site's namesake. :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:haha:

[FishMuskys]

So what's your story, Chob? Are you gonna try to make it?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I doubt this will be a judgmental group. Look at the site's namesake. :lol:

Yeah, but it's something I need to do anyways. I'm starting to look like hatley, minus the pale skin and wired up jaw.

[Chob]

So what's your story, Chob? Are you gonna try to make it?
I'll have to see what I'll be doing in a few months. Assume no until further updates.

[Chob]

Yeah, but it's something I need to do anyways. I'm starting to look like hatley, minus the pale skin and wired up jaw.
You're not going to start threatening to beat beach goers up are you? Would be a bit awkward.

[ch3cooh]

741

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

You're not going to start threatening to beat beach goers up are you? Would be a bit awkward.

I said "look like", not "act like", plus I just threaten to shoot people anyways :jj:

[FishMuskys]

I'll have to see what I'll be doing in a few months. Assume no until further updates.

Just lock it in and tell all future employers, girlfriends and family that you come across in the next six months that you have plans. That simple. You will regret missing this trip for the rest of your life.

[milkman]

Hey Fish, I'm waiting on Betty from the Beachcomber to call me back to reserve my room for KBP. I think your gonna need to send a Lou Pickney type strongly worded letter towards Chob and convince him to come to Sausage Fest.:jj:

What? Ur still waiting? Or are you just fuckin around?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What? Ur still waiting? Or are you just fuckin around?

No, I'll call tomorrow and lock it in, don't worry. I was just trying to light a fire under SJ and Chobbles.

[FishMuskys]

Jay Thomas is funny today.:smug:

[milkman]

mmmm, tortas are good. but this bullshit is stoopid. Fuck all these Non American fucks..go back home! :getsome:

[SJ]

afternoon evrabody

[Spaz]

:munch:

[NeTaS]

:lowrider:

[SJ]

hey netas and spaz

[Chob]

Jay Thomas is funny today.:smug:
I find this claim dubious.

[NeTaS]

how goes it sj

[SJ]

biscuit?


ew

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

sup nickles

[SJ]

hey cpt

[SJ]

and i'm a dimepiece, not a nickel..

I think

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hey cpt

What's crackin? Anything good on the Sponge today? Drew's was really good today in case anyone missed it.

[SJ]

What's crackin? Anything good on the Sponge today? Drew's was really good today in case anyone missed it.
no clue... been at the dentist all day

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

and i'm a dimepiece, not a nickel..

I think

You're a Loony:canada:

[SJ]

not a toonie?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

no clue... been at the dentist all day

How your chicklets doin?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Gotta get the kiddie from school, bbiab

[NeTaS]

no clue... been at the dentist all day

shity

[PissJug]

US pissed off the towelheads with a movie?

[SJ]

How your chicklets doin?
sore as fuck

[Spaz]

ala ala humptyfree ?

[SJ]

US pissed off the towelheads with a movie?
merica fuck yeah

[NeTaS]

merica fuck yeah

:smug:

[Spaz]

sore as fuck

i'll take what is the first thing anyone who shares a room with 1C says the next morning in reference to their butt ? for 500 :D

[Chob]

i'll take what is the first thing anyone who shares a room with 1C says the next morning in reference to their butt ? for 500 :D
Or their throat.

[SJ]

i'll take what is the first thing anyone who shares a room with 1C says the next morning in reference to their butt ? for 500 :D
so cpt in other words

[Spaz]

so cpt in other words

:eak:

[Spaz]

bramo has got the hurting ass ...

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

so cpt in other words

No way bro :getsome:

[SJ]

3d is cool for about 30 minutes and then your eyes bug out

[SJ]

No way bro :getsome:
u gettin raped sir

[SJ]

I have a copy of this book

[SJ]

I thought he said river phoenix.. I was like - that dude can't be making movies, he's dead

[Chob]

3d is cool for about 30 minutes and then your eyes bug out
3D:
No sir, I don't like it - YouTube

[Chob]

It's hard to believe this is the same Rick that's heard on DC. :jj:

Alright, back later. Got to go deal with the masses. :suicide:

[PissJug]

i fired a warning shot and then took an arrow in the knee

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

What's up dewd?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:crylol:
i fired a warning shot and then took an arrow in the knee

[milkman]

50/50 my ass Colin! 75/25 if she's lucky! :D

[NeTaS]

loveline with Colin :jj:

[milkman]

Oh man, wheres the Colin cheerleader chop at! :colinlite:

[milkman]

No wonder CMCC ran all over Colin!

[NeTaS]

Yup milk cause he let her :jj:

[milkman]

Spaz, you still around? You want the parlay this week? If so and you want to pick one of the teams tonight, send me ur picks.

[Spaz]

man i dont even know who plays who this week .... i'll pass this week ,i want it to hit :D

[milkman]

Tonight is GB v Chicago. other than that, I'm not sure right now either. but nfl.com has them all listed! :D

[milkman]

Cpt, you want to do it?

[Spaz]

Tonight is GB v Chicago. other than that, I'm not sure right now either. but nfl.com has them all listed! :D

fuck it i'll do it ....none of tonights game

[milkman]

Sheesus. make up ur mind, U are worse than a chick sumtimes! :jj:

[Spaz]

they want sneers ...

[Spaz]

caller sounded familiar ?

[ch3cooh]

talk about the banking system. countdown to nutjobs calling in....

[Spaz]

talk about the banking system. countdown to nutjobs calling in....

Ledge is gonna call ? :smug:

[milkman]

Man if you work and get a paycheck, they already have all the info they need about you. We are all fucked.

[Chob]

i fired a warning shot and then took an arrow in the knee
I'll give you a
:jj:

with a :facepalm:
on the backside. :mrgreen:

[Spaz]

scam

[NeTaS]

Meat Jello don't sound so good :jj:

[Chob]

Bacon makes everything better.

[milkman]

Sounds like a fuckin Army field meal! :jj:

[Chob]

Deportes is the word for sports Colin you friggin goof.

[Chob]

That is an unfortunate coincidence though. :jj:

[NeTaS]

they respond to immigration anyway :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Where's Jonstas, he could shed some light on this situation :jj:

[milkman]

Yeah, we need a fuckin illegal messican sport called "Deportem" Kick em right over the fuckin fence. :jj:

[milkman]

Oh here we go with more bullshit. Now they are saying these fuckin raghead protest raise fears of gas price increases. Sheesus christ. This country needs to get it's head out of it's ass before it comes out it's own mouth and chokes to death. :getsome:

[Chob]

Oh hell no. I can see where this show is going.

[ch3cooh]

DEYYYYYYY TOOK ARRR DERBS!

[Ski Lo]

I can speak "drunk" very well..:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:rockout:

[Ski Lo]

Got the replay willie on B2..

[Spaz]

Got the replay willie on B2..

but its live on B1 :bigthink:

[milkman]

CM is more a replay type guy! Especially when it's live! :jj:

[Spaz]

:lol:

[Ski Lo]

but its live on B1 :bigthink:

I just woke up around 4:45...On nights..:brofist:

[milkman]

Fla Marriage license, $35..at least 2yrs ago! :D

[milkman]

WTF, sorry honey, I aint paying this st $100 to get married! :jj:

[SJ]

http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1347645552468.png


nothing says morning like a big bowl of sugar tits... ha ha yeeeeaaaaaaaaah

[milkman]

:haha: nice SJ! I want some of that! :jj:

[milkman]

TITTY!

:beer2:

[SJ]

2:09 and the show hasn't started?

shannon is picking up too many bad habits from bubba :jj:

[SJ]

I mean it's not like they have a LIVE SHOW before this one - why can't they fire the bullshit up 10 minutes early so it actually starts at 2?

[milkman]

Well, to be fair, I'm sure Brents 75th replay of hunting the beast didn't end til right at about 2, as usual.

[SJ]

Well, to be fair, I'm sure Brents 75th replay of hunting the beast didn't end til right at about 2, as usual.
like I said... LIVE show...

;D

[SJ]

look I don't do anything fridays - since those guys on the knockout show don't go into studio, I wouldn't have to either..

give me a show.. I'll work for bumper stickers and stock options

[SJ]

wtf are they going on about?

some drawing?

[milkman]

hahaha yeah!

http://img.ly/system/uploads/005/558/694/large_upload.jpg

[SJ]

that doesn't show

[milkman]

Well, fuck it, won't link. Can't even copy the link in his twitter! :idk:

[milkman]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/imgly_production/5558705/large.jpg

[SJ]

colin and rick are both at the studio late on thursdays aren't they?

I'm seriously tired of the "lets pick on bramo" shtick

everytime they do it, bramo looks like the bigger person oddly enough and it backfires in colin and ricks face

[SJ]

that's not bramo, that's clearly macho man

[SJ]

yousonofabitch

the saying is Drama free since 93... please cease and desist Sir

[SJ]

and say what you want about pain games on the billy madison show shannon - it beats 3 fucking days of boring gameshows.

[SJ]

does shannon not get that just cause HE isn't on the bone - doesn't mean his BOSS isn't..

bubba is a bone host and so is Billy and by that association shannon should man up and stop crying about billy... suck it up buttercup. He has your job and you want it.. we get it

[milkman]

I was replying to emails and didn't catch his remark, what did he say about BMS pain shit? Which like you said urself, is going overboard, so don't stick up for them now! :D

[SJ]

and now political talk?

fuck

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

cool your jets man

[SJ]

I was replying to emails and didn't catch his remark, what did he say about BMS pain shit? Which like you said urself, is going overboard, so don't stick up for them now! :D
yes it's overboard - but shannon's butthurt bleeding onto the airwaves is more pathetic then the overdoing of the pain games..

[milkman]

Damn SJ, all you do is bitch about this show now, ur worse than me andthe rest with Bubba..which is well deserved! :lol:

[SJ]

Damn SJ, all you do is bitch about this show now, ur worse than me andthe rest with Bubba..which is well deserved! :lol:
ever since the games started this show has gone downhill... it's gotten lazy and very repetitive. News stories... make fun of colin... let rick and colin gang up on bramo.. play games.. rinse repeat

[milkman]

cool your jets man

SJ is now analyzing every sentence said to bitch about it! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i gota go to a wedding soon i wish i could just show up when the bar opens

[SJ]

SJ is now analyzing every sentence said to bitch about it! :jj:
I try to enjoy the show but shannon's nonstop complaining about the BMS guys kinda makes it tough..

some of us like every show... it doesn't benefit you to split your audience in half by drawing a line and picking sides.

stronger united then divided.. just think, if half of BMS listened to burk half the time his audience would be THAT much bigger - why piss those people off? I just don't get it

[SJ]

i gota go to a wedding soon i wish i could just show up when the bar opens
why can't you?

they'll never notice you aren't there

[SJ]

unless you're the best man or something :jj:

[SJ]

you can always pull a ronnie and just walk in the church and yell - lets fuck some whores..

BOOM - wedding is over for you :jj:

[milkman]

Oblamo about to apologize again for this fuckin Coptic Christians stoopid film. Fuckin great isn't it? This fuckin Coptic dude..most likely brought here from Iraq to avoid being killed makes this stoopid film..and somehow it is all the US fault. These fuckin ragheads are just ass backward fucks that will never change, why do we treat them any other way?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

not a bad idea but im looking forward to the open bar

[SJ]

not a bad idea but im looking forward to the open bar
cardboard cut out time

[milkman]

i gota go to a wedding soon i wish i could just show up when the bar opens

Your wish is granted..show up when the reception starts! Problem solved! :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

cant

[milkman]

Why, you in the wedding? You the ring boy? :jj:

[SJ]

I don't fucking care about naked celebrities... they're just people.

[SJ]

nope nope nope

this is wrong

you don't ruin a song like hurt...

for shame

[SJ]

the piano is also wrong

[milkman]

God damn SJ..bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!! Go take ur Midol already! :jj:

[SJ]

a story about how ugly a chick is...

that we can't see

:facepalm:

[SJ]

God damn SJ..bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!! Go take ur Midol already! :jj:
I've been away all week - I need to get it out of my system :jj:

[milkman]

Fuckin Hilroy Clinton talkin about the 4 dudes killed in Libya, typical politician..he was so great, hero, yada yada yada. Reading every fuckin word, not like she wrote it at all. next Oblamo will be up..prolly to apologize to the fucks who killed them for getting them mad with some fuckin dude that aint even American film. :rolleyes:

RS' heroes.

[ch3cooh]

Vilerat (Sean Smith) was a really popular poster/mod over on SA. He was a Chargers fan so we used to argue about football all the time.

Not going to be the same without him

[milkman]

Who was he CH?

[ch3cooh]

he was the state department IT guy that was killed in Benghazi. http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/09/vilerat/

[SJ]

damn that sucks

[milkman]

Oh really, he posted on a site with you? Cool man! That whole situation sucks. Now there are reports that the WH was warned with credible evidence this was going to happen. Don't know for fact that is true, but it really sucks for these guys and their families.

[milkman]

And here is Obama's response..we will bring the people that did this to justice. Wow, justice? So you will have them extradited to NY so fuckin Eric Holder can prosecute them? What kind of fuckin response is that?

His whole response to this has been the weakest I ever recall from a president in a situation like this IN MY LIFE!!

[RS]

I know right taht damn kenyan mooslem kyoon can't do anything right

[ch3cooh]

And here is Obama's response..we will bring the people that did this to justice. Wow, justice? So you will have them extradited to NY so fuckin Eric Holder can prosecute them? What kind of fuckin response is that?

His whole response to this has been the weakest I ever recall from a president in a situation like this IN MY LIFE!!

no what he means is that the guy who made the video they're pinning this on will be named and shamed if he happens to get shot one day walking down the street oh well. oh and they'll review videos on youtube to make sure nothing is offensive.

[milkman]

I know right taht damn kenyan mooslem kyoon can't do anything right

You said that not me..typical lib Obama supporter. IF you think he sucks and his policies are rooning this country, you are a racist and think he is a muslim fuck.

Wrong again there lib boy! What part about I think he and his policies suck don't you understand? is there anything racist about that statement? No but that's how YOU folks want it to be.

Whatever floats ur boat there lib boy!

[ch3cooh]

STACHE.....AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[milkman]

no what he means is that the guy who made the video they're pinning this on will be named and shamed if he happens to get shot one day walking down the street oh well. oh and they'll review videos on youtube to make sure nothing is offensive.

yeah, no shit Ch! Fuckin WEAK!

Well, they've already blasted this guys name all over. he is a Coptic Christian with an Arab name..most likely from Iraq, brought here from our "liberation" of Iraq. (yes that is specualtion on my part, but I bet I'm right)

[RS]

"lib boy", really? C'mon man you can do better than that, at least use LIEberal or something clever. I don't understand what is wrong with being a liberal actually, seeing how massively retarded the right has become in the past 4 years.

and please, tell me what the better alternative. Romney? hah.

http://i50.tinypic.com/10fs1lt.jpg

[ch3cooh]

la la la HAHA

[milkman]

Voting for ANYONE to get this lame fuck and his cronies out of office is what I will do. What is wrong with being liberal? Everything almost! You folks won't be happy until the ONLY employer in this country is the federal or state government..because WE NEED THEM!

FREE everything for EVERYONE, especially those ILLEGALS. That is what you folks openly agree with. And so fuckin PC so as to not hurt anyones feelings, like Obama constantly apologizing to all these fuckin ragheads cuz their feelings are hurt.

Great policy isn't it?

[RS]

man, you're adorable.

[milkman]

man, you're adorable.

Thank you, will you send me your paycheck now since you folks are so willing to give mine away?

[milkman]

I will give it to you though RS..at least you admit where you stand. That I commend you for!

:brofist:

[RS]

I have no problem with my position, and I get shit on for it all the time both from family and friends. Oh well!

[milkman]

nah man..anyone who wants to be in a bathroom when their wife/GF is shitting, is fucked in the head IMO!

[milkman]

I have no problem with my position, and I get shit on for it all the time both from family and friends. Oh well!

Well, I can appreciate that. I do as well. Usually in the form of being called "a cold hearted son of a bitch with no feelings for anyone" So be it!

[milkman]

Seriously, Shannon doesn't know what Skype is? :jj:

[The Butler]

Is it happy hour yet?

[milkman]

Been that since about 8 Butler! :D

[RS]

Is it happy hour yet?

2 hrs from now.

I'm babysitting a new developer I just hired and don't want to set a bad example...

[ch3cooh]

uncontrollable bleeding from the tip of my dick is a 911 call immediately

[ch3cooh]

STACHE!

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[RS]

Shan was talking about this poor bastard that Stern had on, "big balls John"

http://i48.tinypic.com/s2xg68.jpg

[milkman]

Man, fuck that..how can anyone let sumthin like that go that long?

[RS]

Man, fuck that..how can anyone let sumthin like that go that long?

because the damn republicans wouldn't pass "Obamacare'

;)

[The Butler]

Been that since about 8 Butler! :D

:upyours:

[milkman]

A couple of buddies of mine, when I was like 19 or so, were going to go slice some dudes tires on his car that pissed them off. They were on one of the dudes Kawi 350 bike and going down a hill hit a parked car. The guy riding it broke his hip and other shit. But my buddy in the back had a knife in his pocket and it apparently opened on the crash and sliced his ball sack all open. His testies were all strewn out from it. his shit was fucked up for a long time. :jj:

[milkman]

:upyours:

sorry bro! :D

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

A couple of buddies of mine, when I was like 19 or so, were going to go slice some dudes tires on his car that pissed them off. They were on one of the dudes Kawi 350 bike and going down a hill hit a parked car. The guy riding it broke his hip and other shit. But my buddy in the back had a knife in his pocket and it apparently opened on the crash and sliced his ball sack all open. His testies were all strewn out from it. his shit was fucked up for a long time. :jj:

That made me nuts hurt :bigcry:

[ch3cooh]

I randomly got a torsion a few months ago. My girlfriend took me to the ER (how I know that testicular pain without trauma is a medical emergency) and I wound up needing an ultrasound. So not only did I have a chick for an ultrasound tech but her name was Tracy...Felt. Once I got the all clear and headed home I made 3 hours of Tracy Felt...my balls jokes before my girlfriend threatened to send me back to the hospital.

[milkman]

:haha: She was prolly about to send you to the hospital with no balls! :jj:

[ch3cooh]

that song doesnt make sense

[milkman]

yes it does! hahaha

[milkman]

hahaha, that was Bubba Shannon..and it wasn't an accident! :lol:

[milkman]

Yeah sure Shannon, till ur kids have kids. Then it is all fucked again. Trust me! :(

[NeTaS]

:haha: this

[NeTaS]

:lowrider:

[milkman]

Damn, Bramo is way too sensitive. I agree with SJ they fuck with him a bit too much..but come on man! Can't be butt hurt all the damn time.

[milkman]

Damn, Shannon is way to proud to know that song! :jj:

[NeTaS]

they know there's apps that tell you what the song is right :jj:

[milkman]

Fuckin Rick..Alabama, Carry on my Wayward Son! :jj:

[The Butler]

Happy Hour bishes!

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

Cheers B

[milkman]

better late than never B! :D

:beer2:

[SJ]

floyd wish you were here

[NeTaS]

hungry heart

[NeTaS]

dr feelgood

[NeTaS]

everybody wants some

[NeTaS]

unchained

[milkman]

Unchained!

[milkman]

Fuckin Rick..Round n Round..man he sucks! :jj:

[milkman]

This shit is getting old though, especially this game show. Goes on and on.

[The Butler]

My Bud Light can is orange.

[RS]

Stairway to Heaven


lock it in BAM.

[NeTaS]

stairway

[NeTaS]

My Bud Light can is orange.

Why :bigthink:

[milkman]

It's an Orange flavored Bud Light! That'll learn you drinkin light shit! :jj:

[The Butler]

Why :bigthink:

NFL limited edition cans.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkBWOgQ9fnn-QEqeRdz8bZTEptLqONRCcboHMe-RwhvLVP7mbN0i1qX1Jj

[milkman]

Umm wrong Bramo, Marines do not greet the President coming off Air Force 1. The AF Base commander does. At least in the states.

[NeTaS]

cool,but that's an ugly can :jj:

[milkman]

NFL limited edition cans.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkBWOgQ9fnn-QEqeRdz8bZTEptLqONRCcboHMe-RwhvLVP7mbN0i1qX1Jj

What is this, Denver Bronco Orange Crush revisited?

[NeTaS]

I save some of those weird cans,I got miller from bike week,JR bud cans,shit like that you never know

[The Butler]

What is this, Denver Bronco Orange Crush revisited?

Cleveland, Denver, Tennessee Volunteers, Texas Longhorns...............

[milkman]

I save some of those weird cans,I got miller from bike week,JR bud cans,shit like that you never know

I have a whole 6 pack of the JR Buds unopened sitting on top of me cabinets in the Kitchen! :D

[milkman]

Cleveland, Denver, Tennessee Volunteers, Texas Longhorns...............

Yeah, but Denver is what the Orange Crush was known for, fuck the other jobbers! :D

[milkman]

Aww shit, forgot Shannon does this 2 people with pick shit on Friday for football. Overkill!