Billy Madison Show Listening Thread - September 2012

[Chob]

NARD DRAGONS! :munch:

[Chob]

Billy's euphemisms are creepy. "No-no square?" You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[Ken Masters]

Sup sup

[Chob]

Wife beating discussion.

[Ken Masters]

I really wish theyd give drew and spice another hour.

[Chob]

Spice can't go earlier and I don't think they'll cut into Nick and Artie for it sad to say.

[milkman]

Like I said, cut an hr off each end of Cowshit, let Drew go to 1, BMS 1-4 Cowshit 4-6 and Spice 6-10. I know it will never happen, but Cowshits reaction would be awesome! :D

[Chob]

Giving a mouth hug while holding her baby. Classy. :jj:

[Chob]

Nard listening to Kids Bop? The guy never fails to amaze/amuse.

[milkman]

Nard actually thinks this shit is ok? :jj:

[Chob]

His questionable judgment makes for entertaining radio.

[Ken Masters]

Chob are you seeing this bullshit?

[Chob]

Chob are you seeing this bullshit?
Yes. And you know my approach to it. If you need me to do something let me know.

[milkman]

Man, I would decapitate a bitch she cut of me dick! How would you not wake up for that? I guess maybe she got him aroused and he thought he was gonna get some...damn!

[Chob]

I know. I don't see how you could sleep through that. I'm a very light sleeper though so I hopefully I'll be able to avoid that situation.

[milkman]

hahaha, Nard with his own security stakeout! :jj:

[Chob]

I'm picturing "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."

[Chob]

This woman is awesome. :rofl:

[milkman]

Sheesus, the people in this country have really hit a low with cunts like this. Let strangers watch ur kid so you can go be a whore? And she is a teacher? Guess it doesn't surprise me anymore how lame people are.

[Dan Blaze]

:wave2:

[milkman]

Myellow!

[Dan Blaze]

Stream just went to commercials mid intro...

[milkman]

Try it again.

[Chob]

Sounds like something on the end of the BMS.

[Dan Blaze]

Nard did it.

[Chob]

Bubba's lawyers shut them down. :whistle:

[Dan Blaze]

:haha:

[Chob]

Now they're subtly poking fun at Bubba.

[NeTaS]

51% of the surveyed Americans think that stormy weather can interfere with the functionality of the cloud. :facepalm2:

[PissJug]

dead air would be better than cowhead

[Chob]

The yearly installment video game franchise thing sucks.

[Chob]

I have WWE '12 and have barely played it and they're talking about '13 already.

[PissJug]

NFL 2K5 was the best football game ever. EA got scared and bought the exclusive NFL rights after that.

[PissJug]

hopefully WWE 13 is better than 12 cause the online features were totally fucked

[Chob]

hopefully WWE 13 is better than 12 cause the online features were totally fucked
I heard, but I don't give two shits about playing online. :jj:

Also what happened to tutorial modes? The most recent wrestling game I played was on the PS2. :jj: I was totally lost.

[Chob]

Aren't you a friend on my PSN? I know someone here was. Shows how much I pay attention. :jj:

[PissJug]

you could create wrestlers and post them online. People made some sweet ass wrestlers that looked exactly like the real life guys but it took you 25 times to connect to the server

[PissJug]

i'm DarkMatchJobber on PSN and Live. I hardly play PS3. I bought that DC Universe Online and still haven't played it :jj:

[Chob]

Sounds fun but I never had the patience for character creation. I could make a Bloated Tick CAW. :hehehe:

[Chob]

i'm DarkMatchJobber on PSN and Live. I hardly play PS3. I bought that DC Universe Online and still haven't played it :jj:
You should've waited, it's free to play now. :jj: And yes, it seems I do have you on there.

[PissJug]

i bought it about 3 months ago after the free to play deal started

[PissJug]

wonder if its that Kayla girl that Spice is gonna interview

[PissJug]

Bubba getting another cease and decist ready. no eating on air

[Dan Blaze]

Billy the Care Sponge SAY IT

[PissJug]

i shit now they've really done it! PIR music :jj:

[PissJug]

:wave: hey now Dan

[Dan Blaze]

:wave2:

[PissJug]

damn is this a dig at Bubba and Burke?

[Dan Blaze]

Nah Billy always does stuff like this hahaha

[milkman]

It's a triple cease and desist! :jj:

[Chob]

PIR theme and a game show? Aw shit. :munch:

[Chob]

The BMS is probably only barely familiar with Shannon.

[milkman]

While eating on air...and shocking! Bubba is exploding! :lol:

[Chob]

Someone tell Shannon to skip the games today, BMS already did it. :trollface:

[Chob]

Sal Governale would love this advice.

[SJ]

While eating on air...and shocking! Bubba is exploding! :lol:
I thought howard ate on air first and bubba just ripped him off like half the other shit

[Asschin]

Jabs all day at Bubba, doesn't sound like they think too highly of him much now.

[Chob]

They're a good group of guys. They don't seem like the type to hold a grudge.

[Chob]

Fuckin' Nard. :rofl: Guy can't help but bury himself.

[NeTaS]

collin just twatted about them doing SBS bits :jj:

[Chob]

Colin needs to shut the fuck up and focus on getting out of loserdom. Christ radio guys are bitches sometimes.

[milkman]

It's gonna be IO v Cox..which side will Bubba take? :shifty:

:lol:

[SJ]

collin just twatted about them doing SBS bits :jj:
someone tell colin VR did trivia first and we know they ripped us off ;D

the cease and desist is in the mail

[Chob]

It's gonna be IO v Cox..which side will Bubba take? :shifty:

:lol:
:rofl:

I had to stop myself mid-smartass tweet to Colin. Don't want the Burke Brigade on my ass. :rolleyes:

[NeTaS]

What in radio hasn't been done by Howard first anyway ;D

[SJ]

What in radio hasn't been done by Howard first anyway ;D
pathetically fading away and tarnishing your whole audiences memory of you?

well.... maybe he did do that first too :jj:

[Chob]

pathetically fading away and tarnishing your whole audiences memory of you?

well.... maybe he did do that first too :jj:
"I invented becoming a parody of yourself Robin."

[SJ]

werd

[SJ]

why does everyone care about shakira?

she's fucking annoying and probably makes those annoying sounds in bed.. I'd end up cunt punching her

[SJ]

omg this chick sucks at singing

[milkman]

Shitty music, if it can even be called that.

[SJ]

fuckin awful

[milkman]

Cup practice on ESPN 2. Get after it Sin! :D

[SJ]

whoever added the N____ tag should realize most people are gonna think nigga not Nard

[SJ]

yep BMS has done just what I thought they would.. jumped the shark on this pain shit.

it's funny once in a while.. nonstop it's kinda annoying

[milkman]

Not if they've heard the Coshit cruise ad that runs non stop and they cut off Nard at N____ :jj:

[SJ]

yeah that's great... lets have a man just scream on mic half the show

get off the crutches guys if you wanna get some legs

[SJ]

Not if they've heard the Coshit cruise ad that runs non stop and they cut off Nard at N____ :jj:
I bet they play the fucking commercial at cowheads funeral

This is your last chance to join the final cowhead cruise :jj:

[milkman]

Yeah,quite overbooard with this stuff this week. Hard to even pay attention to it.

[SJ]

kind of a shame they go to the pain shit so much. Billy proved he is a decent interviewer with that guy who was in the colorado theater shooting.

[milkman]

What a fuckin douche..Bitch should have shot his ass.

[SJ]

I only smash shit when I keep dying in a nintendo game

[SJ]

is shannon off again?

[SJ]

john mcain through that election.. plain as day

[SJ]

:rofl: poor chubbs

[SJ]

I'm here... because my parents scored :jj:

[milkman]

I don't think Burke is off, why you say that?

[SJ]

I don't think Burke is off, why you say that?
he isn't tweeting and yesterday I thought I saw a tweet that kim and him were getting on a plane

[milkman]

hmmm, not sure then, I didn't catch either of that. :idk:

[SJ]

that and bubba's twitter hasn't tweeted it was on live like it did MM today...

[SJ]

nice - PJ's avatar of rick shows up in an image search for Drew Garabo :jj:

[milkman]

I just asked him, he tweeted some FB shit, we'll see i guess. :idk:

[milkman]

nice - PJ's avatar of rick shows up in an image search for Drew Garabo :jj:

Why the hell would it show up on a Drew search?

[PissJug]

Someone just posted on the Burke facebook page. Not sure if it was Shannon though

[milkman]

Rick was on the MM show at the end so, I know he is in studio!

[SJ]

Why the hell would it show up on a Drew search?
cause kingbubba is slowly dominating the world remember?

it's from the drew thread here...

[milkman]

Sweet! I am dominating! :D

[SJ]

I didn't see your avatar :whistle:

[milkman]

It is still ALL ME! :jj:

[SJ]

fuck stop talking about this fucking kid already

[SJ]

you're only making it worse dipshits

[milkman]

So funny Obama makes positive comments about the jobs report today, because unemployment went down .2%.

Only 96,000 jobs added for August, meanwhile another 360,000 dropped out of the work force, meaning they are no longer even looking for work. Real positive news there right? :jj:

[SJ]

Nard does look like the mom

[milkman]

you're only making it worse dipshits

No shit..just like Bubba, "I don't even see why this cunt is even in the news" Then talks about her for 30 minutes. :rolleyes:

And that isn't just this kid..he does that daily almost. Kind of feeding the lameness isn't it?

[milkman]

mmmm, whole avacado for a snack! So so good! :D

[SJ]

no comment :lol:

[milkman]

:haha:

[SJ]

prime example of bad parenting

http://acidcow.com/pics/20120907/acid_picdump_47.jpg

[milkman]

Or bad zoo keeping! :idk:

[SJ]

how do they know she was begging for her child's life?

was someone else there and didn't stop it?

that makes no sense

[milkman]

Still, no matter how you slice it, that is fuckin sick man.

[SJ]

yeah but the story doesn't even sound right... I mean billy just said - he got on top of her and strangled her

you ever yelled while being strangled? it doesn't work

[milkman]

Well, I'm sure some of the story is speculative, but still, if it is what happened, fucked up. The details of who said what, blah blah blah don't matter.

[SJ]

but they're just making shit up

maybe this girl tried to cut off the guys balls before this happened... how the fuck do they know?

[SJ]

then again he fucked the corpse so... :lol:

I guess he's a sick fuck

[milkman]

Well fuck it then SJ, move on, call them and ask, WGAS!

[SJ]

go smoke a joint crabby joe

[milkman]

Well shit dude, I just commented on the story that the dude was sick. You start questioning me like I'm the one who reported it, I don't give a shit enough and not gonna try and defend their reporting. Call them!

[milkman]

A pissed off beaver will fuck you up. Didn't some dude just get killed by a rabid one a couple of weeks ago?

[SJ]

I was questioning the story - not you

[SJ]

A pissed off beaver will fuck you up. Didn't some dude just get killed by a rabid one a couple of weeks ago?
just read about cougars stalking people up my way

[SJ]

let me tell you - if I see a cougar I am running it the fuck over.. multiple times.

fuck them. These environmental cunts released them up here to deal with the coyotes and they are going after horses and people instead and at first the wouldn't admit they released them until 1 guy shot one and found their fucking tag and tracking chip

[milkman]

normally, a cougar stalking you might mean you may get some beaver. But in these cases, it's not good. :jj:

[Dan Blaze]

normally, a cougar stalking you might mean you may get some beaver. But in these cases, it's not good. :jj:

This is a good post :lol:

[SJ]

normally, a cougar stalking you might mean you may get some beaver. But in these cases, it's not good. :jj:
:lol:

[SJ]

you ever seen a chick on all fours from other angles other then from behind - it's not flattering

[SJ]

you know I still can't tell derek and nard apart

[NeTaS]

let me tell you - if I see a cougar I am running it the fuck over.. multiple times.

fuck them. These environmental cunts released them up here to deal with the coyotes and they are going after horses and people instead and at first the wouldn't admit they released them until 1 guy shot one and found their fucking tag and tracking chip

They did the same thing in the high peaks here,they now claim they have all been hit by cars and killed off but people keep seeing them :whistle:

[Chob]

LOL @ the guys saying they don't mean to rip anyone off by doing football picks. :jj:

[milkman]

They also mentioned sumthin along the lines of, you radio people need to quit whining about people stealing ur stuff. :lol:

[Chob]

Howard Stern invented whining about people ripping him off. Everyone is stealing his gimmick. Even Colin. :colinlite:

But didn't Bubba say if you acknowledge who you're borrowing from, it's not ripping them off? I mean Billy has been open about the Bubba and Howard influence.

I hate to make this analogy, but they're the O&A to Bubba's Howard. Although Billy has never said a bad word about Bubba while O&A spent a large portion of their careers badmouthing Howard once they felt spurned.

[Chob]

Loose chick Monday on the Billy Madison Show.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you ever seen a chick on all fours from other angles other then from behind - it's not flattering

Maybe if she's a beast :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I hope a cougar bites sj right in the finger

[Chob]

What is it with porn found in the woods?

[SunnyDD]

Ok so does any of the guys from BMS post in here like Tuddle does in the other thread?

Also who else from the bone posts here, I saw Tuddle say something about twitter but I'm not on there so I was just wondering, thanks!

[Chob]

Nope, none of the BMS crew are here.

[SJ]

Nope, none of the BMS crew are here.
yet... :jj:

[Chob]

Nard is a superstar. This can't be denied.

[SunnyDD]

Derek talking about the conjoined twin was creepy, who feels it when they have sex haha! My question is which one gives better mouth hugs?

[SJ]

if you have a faceparty on a girl with two heads - is that two faceparties or on big group faceparty?

[SJ]

This show needs a break from all the pain shit.. it's kinda wearing itself thin like burke's gameshows..

everything in moderation people

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

this show is a dark match mancows morning madhouse

[milkman]

FUCK I hate people. Just went to Walgreens to get a script. While I was in line, these 2 dike bitches were waiting behind me. This fat bitch tells her nasty lookin lesbo lover lover, "Can you believer they won't let me by an energy drink with my EBT card, I had to pay cash, this is bullshit" as she sucks down her 24 oz Monster. I looked at these cunts with disgust. Took everything I had not to fuckin go off on these bitches. Fuckin pathetic! :getsome:

[milkman]

Welcome SunnyDD! Good to have another local on! :wave2:

[milkman]

this show is a dark match mancows morning madhouse

Never heard that, but generally after a couple of hrs, I can't take anymore, which usually takes me to Burke!

but hey, they are gettin more traction than BTLS! :D

[PissJug]

I wanted to hear the story about the guy farting on black folks hopefully they get to it before Burke

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

me 2

[SJ]

I wanted to hear the story about the guy farting on black folks hopefully they get to it before Burke
damn crop dusting epidemic

[PissJug]

That was everything I hoped it would be :jj: I gotta see the video

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

me 2 sounded pretty funny

[milkman]

Man that Alan Colmes dude is a creepy fuckin tool fuck.

[milkman]

But i'd sure like to get after Megyn Kelly on Fox! :spooge:

[SJ]

fuck I missed it eating

[SJ]

and here comes the rain again

[milkman]

Looks like ours is building, will come later. Tired of it..now I have to cut the fuckin grass again! :getsome:

[SJ]

you mean your wife does?

[milkman]

I remember them Evel toys. had most of em. The bike, the rocket, couple of others.

[milkman]

you mean your wife does?

Nah, I've had to do it the last couple of months. She is all tied up doing school work and shit. Sucks too..I fuckin hate yard work.

[milkman]

hmmm, girls topless trampoline...Go on! :D

[milkman]

My fav toy ever was called Spinwelder. It was a plastic welding deal you made dragsters with. Then them cars hauled ass for back then. And crashed and broke apart, so have to weld em up again! Anyone else have that?

[milkman]

Fuck, I even hate hearing Tara on these IO mercials now. Burke time!

[SunnyDD]

Girls on trampolines, I used to love the man show for that reason. Derek fucking cracks me up.

[PissJug]

Check out the BMS guys twitters they posted pics of Nards phone screening comments they are pretty funny.

Also Tuddle called in so hopefully they get the podcast up quick

[milkman]

Myellow!

:beer2:

[milkman]

Sheesus, IO still playing Brent's shitty Hunting the beast replays. How many times are they going to replay the same shit. Get something fuckin new already. What a waste of perfectly good airtime.

[SJ]

hey hey

[milkman]

Myellow, no one listenin to BMS or what?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Got on yesterdays drew him doing the bms show promos is hilarious

[SJ]

I'm listening - just kinda gapped out trying not to get drool or blood on me

[milkman]

Got on yesterdays drew him doing the bms show promos is hilarious

That was perty funny, caught some of it.

[milkman]

Shit is this a replay of yesterday with this kid that beat his disabled mom? Exact shit they said yesterday. Yeah it is, they must be traveling here for Cowshits BD ay party, forgot.

So nuthin but replays on, sizucks!

[milkman]

Welp, out of here, might as well hang downstairs.

[Asschin]

The BMS guys are gonna be here in an hour or so, gonna hang out with Derek & Chubbs later.

[milkman]

Wow, you must be important! NOT! :rolleyes:

[SJ]

derek isn't even gonna make it - he's gonna be blacked out :jj:

[Asschin]

derek isn't even gonna make it - he's gonna be blacked out :jj:

I just DM'd him on twitter, he's gonna pass out in the car before they get back to the hotel, hi s auto correct went wonky on him.

[Dan Blaze]

:ahha:

Hope BMS gets Tuddle'd today.

[Chob]

Everyone should get a Tuddling. It's like a gang initiation.

[Chob]

This sounds a bit over the top but I wouldn't put anything past that fuck.

[Dan Blaze]

Chob, quick, log on to cowhead tv so you can see a man with a tiny penis get a book dropped on it!

[Chob]

Yeah...um...about that...

[SJ]

Everyone should get a Tuddling. It's like a gang initiation.
Do you think it's worse to get tuddled with no lube? ;D

[SJ]

Chob, quick, log on to cowhead tv so you can see a man with a tiny penis get a book dropped on it!
what is milk doing on cowhead TV

[FishMuskys]

Nard freaks me out. I like that kid for some reason.

[Chob]

Do you think it's worse to get tuddled with no lube? ;D
There's a rhythmic AH HA!-ing.

[milkman]

Nard is pretty funny, but seems like it would be real annoying after being around him a while.

[FishMuskys]

That's for sure. Nard is great when he's 3000 miles away.

[Chob]

Nard is pretty funny, but seems like it would be real annoying after being around him a while.
So many great responses to this, I can't choose. :bigcry:

[FishMuskys]

On my 2nd drink. Startin' slow today--I'm in for the longhaul.

[Chob]

On my 2nd drink. Startin' slow today--I'm in for the longhaul.
At least you waited for noon.

[milkman]

Obviously he didn't Chob, it is only 11:25 there! :D

[Dan Blaze]

Cowhead Cruise, once you're in, there is no way out, enter the world of the walking dead...

[PissJug]

only time i drink that early is tailgating

[SJ]

Obviously he didn't Chob, it is only 11:25 there! :D
hold on - what time zone is an hour off EST?

[Chob]

Obviously he didn't Chob, it is only 11:25 there! :D
Oh well, he was waiting for noon EST. :whistle:

[PissJug]

central?

[Chob]

hold on - what time zone is an hour off EST?
CST.

[SJ]

CST.
so what's 1c? mountain time?

[FishMuskys]

only time i drink that early is tailgating

Hey PJ! I am tailgating! Gettin' ready to fire up the grill.

[SJ]

seems kinda stupid to have a whole time zone just for an hour difference - I mean we have daylight savings - it's an hour change - wtf if the difference? couldn't you guys just not change your clocks and be the same?

[PissJug]

oh nice you at the game?

[SJ]

Cowhead Cruise, once you're in, there is no way out, enter the world of the walking dead...
swim... ;D

or use ralphie may as a floatation device

he's gotta hold more air then a raft

[SJ]

btw if I was tuddle I would have just walked out after the way billy and the guys treated him

get your own audio retards

[Dan Blaze]

I have said for a long time we should get rid of time zones all together, they don't really serve much purpose. Why do I care if the sun rises at 07:00 or 12:00?

[FishMuskys]

oh nice you at the game?

No, just gettin' ready for a party at my place. We watch the game outside at my bar. I have tickets for Lambeau on Dec.23rd. Hope it snows like crazy.

[SJ]

who wants to have some crank call fun and record it for VR?


Hogans Beach Shop new number 1 727 461 0099. HOLLYWOODHH

[SJ]

bonus points of you ask for battletoads ;D

[Dan Blaze]

Do I want to know?

[SJ]

Do I want to know?
want to know what?

[FishMuskys]

Do I want to know?

:lol: I'm wonderin' the same thing.

[Dan Blaze]

The deal with the gimmick man :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Throw him the heater Tuddle!

[Chob]

How the fuck did these guys ever fit in on a Top 40 station?

[SJ]

The deal with the gimmick man :jj:
what gimmick? battletoads?

classic internet crank call standard operating procedure...

Two GameStop prank calls: ultimate trolling + trying to get to google + battletoads - YouTube

[Chob]

You know, it would be cool if Bubba called the other shows more often. Well, besides Spice anyway.

[PissJug]

and Cowshit brings the show to a screeching halt

[FishMuskys]

You know, it would be cool if Bubba called the other shows more often. Well, besides Spice anyway.

Yeah, his call to Nick and Artie was great!:classybubba:

[milkman]

Yep, even on the phone on someone elses show..he sucks! :jj:

[Chob]

:io:

[Dan Blaze]

what gimmick? battletoads?

classic internet crank call standard operating procedure...

Two GameStop prank calls: ultimate trolling + trying to get to google + battletoads - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RigTqk7f39A)

The battletoads part I got, I didn't get the rest :lol:

[SJ]

The battletoads part I got, I didn't get the rest :lol:
record the call for vanilla radio - our show

and the shop was hogans new store - and he posted the # on twitter

[SJ]

yeah I follow hootie - so what? you wanna fight about it?


:lol:

sorry that just popped in my head

[PissJug]

matt damon strikes again :jj:

[Chob]

Did Billy just say "cuz?"
http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1348419228809.gif

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Spanking teenagers is fucking weird no matter what

[SJ]

Spanking teenagers is fucking weird no matter what
unless she's 19

[Chob]

unless she's 19
Or 18.

[SJ]

Or 18.
nope... I need a full years clearance... they gotta be drinking age

[Chob]

nope... I need a full years clearance... they gotta be drinking age
That's 21 here.

[SJ]

That's 21 here.
sucks to be america :jj:

it's 18 in quebec and calgary - 19 everywhere else.

let me tell you - that makes a train ride interesting... all of a sudden you can drink all the way through one province - then you can't

fucked up

[FishMuskys]

I'm switchin' to Bubba2. I gotta hear what an asshole from Wis. sounds like.;D

[SJ]

did I miss it?

[FishMuskys]

did I miss it?

Not yet. I wanted to get a KBP reference in there.

[SJ]

lmao at bubba reporting on a story that was already proved a work

dumbass

[SJ]

this song is way better on IO - I wouldn't even play this shit on FM.. it's a rip off

[SJ]

:rofl:

[SJ]

you sang with the go pats go :crylol:

[SJ]

absolutely

[Chob]

Wrong thread. :colbert: :jj:

[SJ]

wgaf - tell bms that fish comes first

[Chob]

Fish, you said "ya know." A chill went down my spine. :jj:

[SJ]

good call fish :lol:

[FishMuskys]

I thought a mangrove was a fruit tree.

[FishMuskys]

and now back to your regular scheduled program.

[PissJug]

Mangroves is where you go for a sexy party and possibly the herps

[SJ]

Mangroves is where you go for a sexy party and possibly the herps
:lol:

that's what I thought too

[SJ]

get it together chubbs

[Dan Blaze]

yeah I follow hootie - so what? you wanna fight about it?


:lol:

sorry that just popped in my head

Now I understand :lol:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyexpLguK1r46iiro1_500.gif

[PissJug]

Goodell has done nothing but fuck up the NFL since he took over as comissioner